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(Eater)   Alton Brown: an intelligent, clean-cut television host and producer that doesn't need adult material to succeed. Anthony Bourdain: CHALLENGE ACCEPTED   (eater.com) divider line 65
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2013-01-16 01:54:36 PM
That was pretty funny.  Alton looked wasted.
 
2013-01-16 01:56:49 PM
That was the best part of the entire episode.
 
2013-01-16 02:03:24 PM
Nice!
 
2013-01-16 02:04:21 PM
get a bunch of quarters and MAKE IT HAIL
 
2013-01-16 02:04:22 PM
Great episode last night. Seeing Alton downing shots at a strip club made my DirecTV bill for this month totally worth it.
 
2013-01-16 02:08:53 PM
Fuller than average figures eh? Relevant to my interests.
 
2013-01-16 02:10:06 PM

js34603: Fuller than average figures eh? Relevant to my interests.


I prefer the term "large-format strip club".  We've got a one across from the dog track here in St. Pete.
 
2013-01-16 02:11:19 PM

js34603: Fuller than average figures eh? Relevant to my interests.


"Fuller" doesn't begin to describe it.
 
2013-01-16 02:14:41 PM

tnpir: js34603: Fuller than average figures eh? Relevant to my interests.

"Fuller" doesn't begin to describe it.


But the splits. oh my
 
2013-01-16 02:17:29 PM
OMFG, I'm so glad this is on the DVR.  Gotta watch it tonight.
 
2013-01-16 02:20:09 PM
After which Alton proceeded to explain the science behind Harvey Wallbangers and how to make a proper cocktail.
 
2013-01-16 02:22:41 PM

tnpir: js34603: Fuller than average figures eh? Relevant to my interests.

"Fuller" doesn't begin to describe it.


Yeah, the Clermont is an elephant graveyard for strippers.
 
2013-01-16 02:23:59 PM
That said, you haven't been in Atlanta unless you hit up the Clermont at least once.
 
2013-01-16 02:31:49 PM
Did Alton pull out a precise metric scale to weigh the coke? And did he produce his own titanium alloyed razor blade to chop? Did he provide suggestions for making perfectly uniformed lines?
 
2013-01-16 02:34:24 PM
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Summabiatch.
 
2013-01-16 02:35:28 PM

TheShavingofOccam123: This video is no longer available.

Summabiatch.


It's working for me right now.
 
2013-01-16 02:35:33 PM

Kuroshin: OMFG, I'm so glad this is on the DVR.  Gotta watch it tonight.


It was a complete surprise for me and my wife. We love both of their shows, so it was like seeing Pacino and De Niro sit down together in Heat.

The dinner scene was good, but when Bourdain went to the strip club my wife said "it would be funny if Brown were with him. It would never happen, but.." and then he was right there and it made my week.
 
2013-01-16 02:40:35 PM
I hung out with Alton and his crew while they were doing Feasting on Asphalt. Salty bunch. Very funny and nice.
 
2013-01-16 02:44:26 PM
Let's let Nadia G go shot for shot with them and see who's still standing. Please....I really want to see that.
 
2013-01-16 02:47:48 PM
Wow. Anyone explain the Clermont's concept? Seems weird for a strip club.

Though I do like me some full figured women.

/anyone know websites for ffw dating?
//bored, lonely
 
2013-01-16 02:54:20 PM
Anthony Bourdain is the Honey Boo Boo of culinary television. He appeals to the lowest common denominator.
 
2013-01-16 02:57:27 PM

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Anthony Bourdain is the Honey Boo Boo of culinary television. He appeals to the lowest common denominator.


You CANNOT be serious. We live in a world that has at least ten people on the Food Network more Honey Boo Boo level than Anthony Bourdain.
 
2013-01-16 02:58:51 PM

tnpir: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Anthony Bourdain is the Honey Boo Boo of culinary television. He appeals to the lowest common denominator.

You CANNOT be serious. We live in a world that has at least ten people on the Food Network more Honey Boo Boo level than Anthony Bourdain.


#1:

blogs.westword.com
 
2013-01-16 03:00:10 PM

tricycleracer: tnpir: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Anthony Bourdain is the Honey Boo Boo of culinary television. He appeals to the lowest common denominator.

You CANNOT be serious. We live in a world that has at least ten people on the Food Network more Honey Boo Boo level than Anthony Bourdain.

#1:

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#2:

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2013-01-16 03:03:51 PM
Bourdain may be an asshole but damn if I don't want his life.
 
Ant
2013-01-16 03:06:58 PM
I thought Bourdain was off the Travel Channel. What channel was this on?
 
2013-01-16 03:10:43 PM

tricycleracer: tnpir: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Anthony Bourdain is the Honey Boo Boo of culinary television. He appeals to the lowest common denominator.

You CANNOT be serious. We live in a world that has at least ten people on the Food Network more Honey Boo Boo level than Anthony Bourdain.

#1:

[blogs.westword.com image 400x534]


Anne Burell isn't that bad.
 
2013-01-16 03:11:16 PM

tnpir: [blogs.westword.com image 400x534]


That better be a shot of the gottdamn KWANZAA CAKE.

/heard about this from an Ex-ATLian...

kroonermanblack: Wow. Anyone explain the Clermont's concept? Seems weird for a strip club.


It's not where strippers go to die, it's where they go to LIVE. Every stripper is 40+, oldest is in her 60s. It's a right of passage, kinda like the Man-Eating-Chicken gag. at some point, you're drunk in ATL, and someone in the group says "that's it, Clermont time." And you go, and you lose your isht. And all your friends laugh at you.

Next time, you get to be in on the joke... however these women totally OWN IT. They rock it out, and you do something you'd never expect: you leave with respect for the strip.
 
2013-01-16 03:11:18 PM
oh wait. I see now.
 
2013-01-16 03:12:24 PM
Am I the only one who doesn't like Bourdain?
 
2013-01-16 03:12:33 PM

busy chillin': tricycleracer: tnpir: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Anthony Bourdain is the Honey Boo Boo of culinary television. He appeals to the lowest common denominator.

You CANNOT be serious. We live in a world that has at least ten people on the Food Network more Honey Boo Boo level than Anthony Bourdain.

#1:

[blogs.westword.com image 400x534]

Anne Burell isn't that bad.


Nicely done.
 
2013-01-16 03:15:20 PM
What, no explanation on the science of load-bearing strip poles?
 
2013-01-16 03:17:03 PM
Later Alton explained how a light vinegar mixture changes the electrostatic attraction and thereby can be used to remove glitter from your pubes.
 
2013-01-16 03:21:35 PM

SilentStrider: Am I the only one who doesn't like Bourdain?


Does anyone really like him should be the question.

I think most of us just want to be doing what he does. Have some fine food and good drink on the couch with you and it's almsot like you are off to those wonderfull places, except you you still make it to work some hours later.

At the very least it reminds me of traveling, drinking, and eating.
 
2013-01-16 03:31:14 PM
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2013-01-16 03:42:28 PM

Ant: I thought Bourdain was off the Travel Channel. What channel was this on?


I think that TRAVEL CHANNEL had a bunch of LAYOVERs in the can that they held back to try and
maximize their ad revenue due to the publicity of Bourdain's move to CNN.

Given that Discovery Communications has absolutely no shame, this would not surprise me at all.
 
2013-01-16 03:59:02 PM

SilentStrider: Am I the only one who doesn't like Bourdain?


Eh, he figured out how to shoot fish in a barrel, but it's still hilarious to see a 56 year old man preening in a Ramones shirt and a thumb ring.
 
2013-01-16 04:00:12 PM

tricycleracer: tnpir: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Anthony Bourdain is the Honey Boo Boo of culinary television. He appeals to the lowest common denominator.

You CANNOT be serious. We live in a world that has at least ten people on the Food Network more Honey Boo Boo level than Anthony Bourdain.

#1:

[blogs.westword.com image 400x534]


MONEY!
 
2013-01-16 04:11:27 PM

SilentStrider: Am I the only one who doesn't like Bourdain?


It's not so much that I don't like him as that I'm tired of him.  I'm tired of people caring what he has to say about food.  If people want to watch him on his travel shows, awesome, but I saw enough of that in his first couple of shows.

That said, I'm still gonna record this episode, because I want to see Alton Brown getting drunk in a strip club.
 
2013-01-16 04:19:43 PM
I saw that and was not disappointed. Alton looked pretty wasted.
 
2013-01-16 04:20:11 PM
I wouldn't have thought a bow tie would work in a strip bar, but damn if he didn't make it work
 
2013-01-16 04:29:50 PM
That stripper was not good eats.
 
2013-01-16 04:40:21 PM

uncleacid: That stripper was not good eats.


WIN.
 
2013-01-16 04:47:54 PM
I believe that was also the series finale and therefore the last time Tony appears on Travel Channel in new footage

Somehow, getting the only incorruptible person on Food Network plastered in a strip club just feels right for him to leave on.
 
2013-01-16 04:49:17 PM

Teetotaler: I believe that was also the series finale and therefore the last time Tony appears on Travel Channel in new footage


Next week is Taipei and that's the finale.
 
2013-01-16 04:58:03 PM
Anothony Bourdain just gets better with age.  Alton Brown becomes a bigger dick with every once of body fat he loses.

/and when did Brown become known as "clean-cut"?
//sellout and whore maybe but not clean-cu
 
2013-01-16 05:04:28 PM

Orgasmatron138: Kuroshin: OMFG, I'm so glad this is on the DVR.  Gotta watch it tonight.

It was a complete surprise for me and my wife. We love both of their shows, so it was like seeing Pacino and De Niro sit down together in Heat.

The dinner scene was good, but when Bourdain went to the strip club my wife said "it would be funny if Brown were with him. It would never happen, but.." and then he was right there and it made my week.


I was the same way. I did NOT expect Alton to go with him.
 
2013-01-16 05:37:33 PM
I haven't been to Atlanta in years, and that episode made me want to continue that streak. Forever.
 
2013-01-16 05:46:29 PM

gingerjet: Anothony Bourdain just gets better with age.  Alton Brown becomes a bigger dick with every once of body fat he loses.

/and when did Brown become known as "clean-cut"?
//sellout and whore maybe but not clean-cu


I attended his live episode of Good Eats and said he keeps his hair short so people stop asking if he's John Tesh.

I also run into him at Harry's in Marietta, the mecca of Whole Foods.
 
2013-01-16 06:22:51 PM
i'm disappointed that i missed this. that anthony bourdain, what a hoot.
 
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