"18 year old asshat..."

You said asshat twice

Just what I always wanted. My own little bunny rabbit. I will name him George, and I will hug him and pet him and squeeze him and pat him and pet him and rub him and caress him and...

Homeless breath would resurrect a Tyrannosaurus Rex

Oldiron_79: Its just a rabbit isnt it

Katolu: Just five minutes, worm your honor: him, me, alone.

Oh goddammit, now that whole album is running through my head.

I would shake my fist at you but my cigarette ash is up to three inches and I can't move in any direction.

I've always wondered if I would ever get a chance to use this image.

I hope that this young man's dreams are forever haunted by... DEMON BUNNY

deanis: Ever heard a rabbit scream?? Most turrible thing ever.

It's a widely held misconception that rabbits scream. It's actually air escaping from under their shells when they go in the boiling water.

Would like you to put the bunny back.

/it took this long... really?

I don't know why, but I'm reminded of the Gygax Rabbit Puzzle.

It goes like this: the party has just beaten the Big Bad Evil Guy. The room beyond him is mostly empty, but the exit door is locked. Magic fails to budge the door, and lockpicks simply break. Next to the door is a small table, and on the table is a small gilt cage. There are two things in the cage. One is a key that looks like it might fit the lock; it is taped to the cage floor. The other is a small white rabbit, which is currently asleep.

The actual solution is simply to open the cage, take out the key, and use it to unlock the door. The point of the puzzle, though, is to sit back and laugh while the party goes through ridiculous contortions not to touch the cage or disturb the rabbit.

My pet rabbit goes everywhere with me....at least part of him does.

What? You pooped in the refrigerator? And you ate the whole... wheel of cheese? How'd you do that? Heck, I'm not even mad; that's amazing. How 'bout we get you in your p.j.'s and we hit the hay.

If only the homeless guy had a refrigerator, or a wheel of cheese for that matter.

Katolu

deanis: Violent video games made him do it, and rap music.

Body Count had a lesser known hit, "Bunny Killer".

Bunny Killer
Qu'est Que C'est
Ra ra ra ra ra ra ra rabbit

I cannot give you back your bunnies, but maybe I can give you justice. In the name of King Robert, the first of his name, king of the Andals, lord of the seven kingdoms and protector of the realm........

Hugh Hefner is THE MAN!

StreetlightInTheGhetto

The silver lining to this story, other than the bunny making it, is that I learned rabbits can swim.

Only in America.





// Rightpondian rabbits, as has been demonstrated above, are cave-dwellers.

Vodka Zombie: Take everything that punk owns or calls his own and give it to the homeless guy and his bunny.

That would be justice.

I thought maybe sewing him into a bag of rats and tossing him into the river would be justice. However, I have a higher regard for the rats than for him, so maybe he'd have to be sewn into the bag by himself.

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Would like you to put the bunny back.

/it took this long... really?

shiat you're right.

Picture of the perpetrator

I saw a similar POS local "policeman" do this to a poor kid's kitten in Honduras ... grabbed it right out of the kid's arms and dangled it by the scruff of its neck over a bridge laughing his ass of at the kid crying the whole time.

I guess it happened a lot down there because nobody seemed to give a crap, but I totally lost my shiat and ran straight at the farker just as he started his toss. I body-checked from behind and sent him lurching over the rail headfirst into the drink. The kitten was still arcing through the air for what seemed forever until I realized that it wasn't time that was creeping, the kitten was actually slowly rising through the air above the river like a furry balloon . The boy was pointing up and begging for someone to help as the little thing kept slowly going higher so I tried getting the cops, but I had pushed him off the bridge.

I found out later that its name was "Patitas".

gshepnyc: Oldiron_79: Its just a rabbit isnt it

You're just an asshole, aren't you?

It's just a wee little bunny.......

This story reminds me of a homeless man I'd see all the time in the small town where I went to college. One day I walked by him downtown and noticed he had a Siamese cat on a leash. He saw me looking and said "do you like my cat? He gets along great with my possum." The man opened his coat and sure enough, there was a baby possum in there. I imagine he didn't keep the possum for too long once it grew a bit, but I'd see him nearly every day walking around town with that cat on a leash.

/CSS

I've said it before and I'll say it again: to hell with cleanliness, caring for animals is next to godliness.

Oldiron_79: Its just a rabbit isnt it

You're just an asshole, aren't you?

Later that night he renamed that rabbit 'Hasenpfeffer'.

Violent video games made him do it, and rap music.

JerseyTim: Contrabulous Flabtraption: I'm in a glass case of emotion!

He's gonna put Corningstone on!

HE'S GONNA PUT CORNINGSTONE ON!

You're so wise, like uh...miniature Buddha, covered in hair.

Just five minutes, worm your honor: him, me, alone.