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(Care2)   18-year-old asshat throws homeless man's pet bunny off a bridge. Homeless man jumps into river and gives his bunny the "kiss of life," saving it. Asshat goes to jail. BEST STORY EVER   (care2.com) divider line 195
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2013-01-16 12:29:25 PM  
Gawddamn that makes me teary eyed.

It just goes to show you that money isn't proof of someone's good heart.
 
2013-01-16 12:33:38 PM  
Take everything that punk owns or calls his own and give it to the homeless guy and his bunny.

That would be justice.
 
2013-01-16 12:48:14 PM  
I'm in a glass case of emotion!
 
2013-01-16 01:22:25 PM  

Vodka Zombie: Take everything that punk owns or calls his own and give it to the homeless guy and his bunny.

That would be justice.


I second this.

Seriously. I wasn't exactly surprised to see that it was an 18-year old. F*cking chavs (or whatever they call them in Ireland).
 
2013-01-16 01:23:42 PM  

Contrabulous Flabtraption: I'm in a glass case of emotion!


He's gonna put Corningstone on!

HE'S GONNA PUT CORNINGSTONE ON!
 
2013-01-16 01:25:31 PM  
Just five minutes, worm your honor: him, me, alone.
 
2013-01-16 01:26:11 PM  
Can't believe it took until the third comment...
 
2013-01-16 01:26:20 PM  
Hugh Hefner is THE MAN!
 
2013-01-16 01:26:43 PM  

Vodka Zombie: Take everything that punk owns or calls his own and give it to the homeless guy and his bunny.



Then throw him off a bridge.
 
2013-01-16 01:26:58 PM  
www.thefoundist.com
 
2013-01-16 01:27:25 PM  
That's just sociopath behavior right there (the kid, not the homeless dude).
 
2013-01-16 01:27:50 PM  
I hate that the site has a share button and it's something worth sharing but on Facebook it just ends up as a link with no thumbnail, or description. ie: The shiat no one ever clicks on.
 
2013-01-16 01:27:52 PM  

JerseyTim: Contrabulous Flabtraption: I'm in a glass case of emotion!

He's gonna put Corningstone on!

HE'S GONNA PUT CORNINGSTONE ON!


You're so wise, like uh...miniature Buddha, covered in hair.
 
2013-01-16 01:28:03 PM  
Violent video games made him do it, and rap music.
 
2013-01-16 01:29:18 PM  
Later that night he renamed that rabbit 'Hasenpfeffer'.
 
2013-01-16 01:29:59 PM  
That wasn't his pet, it was next Tuesday's feast.
 
2013-01-16 01:30:20 PM  

deanis: Violent video games made him do it, and rap music.


Body Count had a lesser known hit, "Bunny Killer".
 
2013-01-16 01:30:27 PM  
It's a pity that animal cruelty is the only thing they can get the 18-year-old for, but they got him for something. I guess it'll do.

Now, someone call Steven Spielberg or something. Get the bunny-man a movie deal.
 
2013-01-16 01:30:48 PM  
"18 year old asshat..."

You said asshat twice
 
2013-01-16 01:31:27 PM  
Its just a rabbit isnt it
 
2013-01-16 01:31:29 PM  
Who would do that? What kind of dysfunction would cause a man to think that sort of behavior is ok? I ... I just don't understand.
 
2013-01-16 01:31:46 PM  

Katolu: Just five minutes, worm your honor: him, me, alone.


Oh goddammit, now that whole album is running through my head.

I would shake my fist at you but my cigarette ash is up to three inches and I can't move in any direction.
 
2013-01-16 01:32:34 PM  
I hope that kid gets a beating. I don't say that much, but direct purposeful pet cruelty is one of the worst things. Even if the bum and kid were arguing or the kid did it unwarranted, there is never a valid reason
 
2013-01-16 01:33:29 PM  
Homeless breath would resurrect a Tyrannosaurus Rex
 
2013-01-16 01:33:49 PM  

over_and_done: Katolu: Just five minutes, worm your honor: him, me, alone.

Oh goddammit, now that whole album is running through my head.

I would shake my fist at you but my cigarette ash is up to three inches and I can't move in any direction.


Sorry. Next beer on me?
 
2013-01-16 01:34:35 PM  
dingo.care2.com

I'd give the "kiss of life" to that policewoman in the photo.
 
2013-01-16 01:34:54 PM  
4 months is a better sentence than he would have gotten in most places here.

Too many people are hung up on the idea that animals aren't people, but fail to recognize that from a purely property standpoint that animals are worth quite a bit to their owners and are as replaceable and irreplaceable as children.

I have ZERO problem with people using whatever amount of force is necessary to defend their animals the same way they can their children or selves. I also feel that way about using force to stop people from stealing or intentionally destroying anything of value that belongs to another. My stuff is replaceable, but the time I put into working for the money to buy it is not. My (past/future) animals had unique 'personalities' and were quite irreplaceable.

If you don't want to be stabbed/shot, don't hurt people's animals, don't steal their stuff, stay out of their cars, don't hurt their kids, and don't hurt them.
 
2013-01-16 01:34:57 PM  

maachubo: Who would do that? What kind of dysfunction would cause a man to think that sort of behavior is ok? I ... I just don't understand.


Never lost an entire crop of pepper plants to those rascally varmints have you?
 
2013-01-16 01:35:52 PM  

Oldiron_79: Its just a rabbit isnt it


You're just an asshole, aren't you?
 
2013-01-16 01:36:13 PM  
Bugs Bunny knew how to take care of these pricks. Cartman, too.
 
2013-01-16 01:36:26 PM  
I'm having a hard time imagining the special kind of a-hole it takes to steal the one thing that a homeless guy has/loves and killing it.
 
2013-01-16 01:36:31 PM  
He went back to begging with his rabbit and dog. I wonder how many larger bills were tossed his way? I'd give him some cash.
 
2013-01-16 01:36:31 PM  
Doesn't anyone remember this?:

www.kapelovitz.com
 
2013-01-16 01:36:56 PM  
isn't this really, really old news?
 
2013-01-16 01:37:04 PM  
That's a great story, and I'm glad the asshole is going to jail.

But, that homeless dude is a f*cking moron.
 
2013-01-16 01:37:23 PM  

Oldiron_79: Its just a rabbit isnt it


"Rabbits are people, too!"
-my aunt, aged 19 or so at the time

// she's now a sixtysomething hippie
// well, was always a hippie, is now sixtysomething to boot
 
2013-01-16 01:37:24 PM  
I cannot give you back your bunnies, but maybe I can give you justice. In the name of King Robert, the first of his name, king of the Andals, lord of the seven kingdoms and protector of the realm........


images3.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2013-01-16 01:37:32 PM  
Katolu

deanis: Violent video games made him do it, and rap music.

Body Count had a lesser known hit, "Bunny Killer".


Bunny Killer
Qu'est Que C'est
Ra ra ra ra ra ra ra rabbit
 
2013-01-16 01:38:24 PM  
what is wrong with people?
 
2013-01-16 01:39:25 PM  

The Muthaship: That's a great story, and I'm glad the asshole is going to jail.

But, that homeless dude is a f*cking moron.


Ok, I'll bite...why is he a moron?
 
2013-01-16 01:39:32 PM  

Oldiron_79: Its just a rabbit isnt it


www.onlygoodmovies.com
 
2013-01-16 01:40:17 PM  

Strongbeerrules: Bugs Bunny knew how to take care of these pricks. Cartman, too.


"Of course you know, this means war."

Link
 
2013-01-16 01:41:00 PM  

LL316: The Muthaship: That's a great story, and I'm glad the asshole is going to jail.

But, that homeless dude is a f*cking moron.

Ok, I'll bite...why is he a moron?


He jumped off a bridge to save a rabbit. I understand he really liked the rabbit, but he could have been seriously hurt or killed.
 
2013-01-16 01:41:07 PM  
Just what I always wanted. My own little bunny rabbit. I will name him George, and I will hug him and pet him and squeeze him and pat him and pet him and rub him and caress him and...
 
2013-01-16 01:41:23 PM  
What? You pooped in the refrigerator? And you ate the whole... wheel of cheese? How'd you do that? Heck, I'm not even mad; that's amazing. How 'bout we get you in your p.j.'s and we hit the hay.

If only the homeless guy had a refrigerator, or a wheel of cheese for that matter.
 
2013-01-16 01:42:06 PM  

The Muthaship: But, that homeless dude is a f*cking moron.


Why? For risking his life? The rabbit and his dog are likely, to some extent, all he friggen has.
 
2013-01-16 01:42:54 PM  
I don't know which is worse the jagnut chuckin the rabbit or the music in the video.
 
2013-01-16 01:43:00 PM  

karnal: Katolu

deanis: Violent video games made him do it, and rap music.

Body Count had a lesser known hit, "Bunny Killer".

Bunny Killer
Qu'est Que C'est
Ra ra ra ra ra ra ra rabbit


Oh, shiat. Just snorted....
 
2013-01-16 01:43:08 PM  
Glad that it had a happy ending. The 18yo is a sociopath, and I hope his permanent record reflects that.

/he's currently the custodian of a McDonalds, but with years of dedication he can move up from cleaning urinal duces to the highclass world of fry cook!
 
2013-01-16 01:43:40 PM  
My pet rabbit goes everywhere with me....at least part of him does.

www.magicdinero.com
 
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