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(The L Magazine)   Hipster dad magazine "Kindling" hopes to convince male subscribers to apply their expertise in urban crop cultivation and fuzz-guitar appreciation to child-rearing, watching Mr. Mom ironically   (thelmagazine.com) divider line 37
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2013-01-16 02:43:20 PM  
what is a fuzz-guitar?

On the other side of the coin, the first issue has what looks like an interesting interview with Onion and Adult Swim writer Joe Randazzo, and anyway, it's nice to see anything that isn't another article explaining why technology means that men will literally never do anything but use the internet to get laid ever again. Those are getting pretty tired.

Um ... well ... maybe if hipster wives put out, you know?

/also, fark's formatting bar sucks- fix it
//220. 221. Whatever it takes
 
2013-01-16 03:13:34 PM  
Hipster mag decries new hipster mag
 
2013-01-16 03:14:43 PM  
You want a beer?

It's 7am!

...Scotch?
 
2013-01-16 03:53:39 PM  

Nadie_AZ: what is a fuzz-guitar?

On the other side of the coin, the first issue has what looks like an interesting interview with Onion and Adult Swim writer Joe Randazzo, and anyway, it's nice to see anything that isn't another article explaining why technology means that men will literally never do anything but use the internet to get laid ever again. Those are getting pretty tired.

Um ... well ... maybe if hipster wives put out, you know?

/also, fark's formatting bar sucks- fix it
//220. 221. Whatever it takes


wait. wait. Using the internet gets you laid? What the fark have I been doing wrong?
 
2013-01-16 03:54:50 PM  
I am childfree but if I weren't I would totally raise my kids on the tenets set forth by Henry Rollins in Get In The Van
 
2013-01-16 03:59:50 PM  

Nadie_AZ: what is a fuzz-guitar?


www.paulgilbert.com

Wait that's a fringe guitar.

Hotlinked. Don't hate me Paul.
 
2013-01-16 04:19:37 PM  
my dad was a hipster, he was coming in girls before it was cool
 
2013-01-16 04:21:20 PM  
I'm glad that there is a modern Dad mag, most of the parenting ones are mom focused so despite this being hipster it's a good idea.
 
2013-01-16 04:21:31 PM  

H31N0US: Nadie_AZ: what is a fuzz-guitar?

[www.paulgilbert.com image 270x388]

Wait that's a fringe guitar.

Hotlinked. Don't hate me Paul.


Paul rocks!
 
2013-01-16 04:22:41 PM  
Is there an article on how to put training wheels on a bamboo fixie?
 
2013-01-16 04:32:39 PM  

karmaceutical: Is there an article on how to put training wheels on a bamboo fixie?


yeah, but it's so last issue.
 
2013-01-16 05:06:18 PM  
So, what beer should I choose as my after-diaper change drink?


I know, I know, it's scotch.
 
2013-01-16 05:14:11 PM  
That's probably the best description of a magazine's raison d'être that I have ever seen.
 
2013-01-16 05:44:26 PM  
one white male daddy w/ one white babby on cover? that's really racist.
 
2013-01-16 05:53:35 PM  
How did the stay at home dad burn his mouth?

Ate his DiGiorno before it was cool
 
2013-01-16 06:09:48 PM  
So magazines are becoming a thing? How novel...
 
2013-01-16 06:13:01 PM  
The founders sons are named Amon and Phoenix. That should give you a clue about the content of the magazine.
 
2013-01-16 06:15:00 PM  
Why did this link get an "irony" tag?
 
2013-01-16 06:31:59 PM  

gittlebass: my dad was a hipster, he was coming in girls before it was cool


Holy crap ... there isn't a font big enough for this ... BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! That's some obnoxious turned up to 11 there, Hoss.
 
2013-01-16 07:39:58 PM  
payload117.cargocollective.com

Kindling quarterly has 3 issues per year?
 
2013-01-16 07:42:13 PM  
Primary rule that Hipster parents teach their kids, learn to hate everything even if you don't know why.

la-serialista.blogs.fotogramas.es
 
2013-01-16 09:09:31 PM  
Kindling is what I do when I'm using my Kindle.

//can't believe I'm the Weeners that lame-ass line.
 
2013-01-16 10:06:01 PM  
My favorite magazine is so obscure the lead editor doesn't even know it exists.
 
2013-01-16 10:42:02 PM  
And not one single article on how to build a fire using small children.

/disappointed.
 
2013-01-16 10:42:20 PM  

error 303: My favorite magazine is so obscure the lead editor doesn't even know it exists.


I was into when the paper was still growing in the amazonian rainforest. It's sold out now.
 
2013-01-17 12:37:02 AM  

H31N0US: fringe


I'll see your fringe guitar and raise you two fuzz guitars

i46.tinypic.com
 
2013-01-17 04:19:32 AM  
How is this whole hipster thing still going? Shouldn't hipsters becoming mainstream mean that hipsters can't be hipster any more?
 
2013-01-17 09:06:20 AM  

dogcow69: H31N0US: fringe

I'll see your fringe guitar and raise you two fuzz guitars

[i46.tinypic.com image 400x294]


Those are plush guitars. And I have a 1984 Carvin V-220 that looks like the six string on the right, only less plush, and neon lime green (it was the 80's!).
 
2013-01-17 03:44:16 PM  
So what exactly won't the Fark brigades call hipster anymore? Now it's moved into guitar fx? There is a point where your hipster paranoia goes so far you just deserve punched in the dick. Jimmy farking Hendrix gives you the finger from the grave.
 
2013-01-17 04:07:03 PM  

neongoats: So what exactly won't the Fark brigades call hipster anymore? Now it's moved into guitar fx? There is a point where your hipster paranoia goes so far you just deserve punched in the dick. Jimmy farking Hendrix gives you the finger from the grave.


Did you even click the link?
 
2013-01-17 08:35:47 PM  

neongoats: So what exactly won't the Fark brigades call hipster anymore? Now it's moved into guitar fx? There is a point where your hipster paranoia goes so far you just deserve punched in the dick. Jimmy farking Hendrix gives you the finger from the grave.


Is he at all related to Jimi Hendrix?
 
2013-01-17 11:07:38 PM  

TheJoe03: neongoats: So what exactly won't the Fark brigades call hipster anymore? Now it's moved into guitar fx? There is a point where your hipster paranoia goes so far you just deserve punched in the dick. Jimmy farking Hendrix gives you the finger from the grave.

Did you even click the link?


Yes. Did you even read the headline? Or my post?
 
2013-01-17 11:09:00 PM  

ThatGuyFromTheInternet: neongoats: So what exactly won't the Fark brigades call hipster anymore? Now it's moved into guitar fx? There is a point where your hipster paranoia goes so far you just deserve punched in the dick. Jimmy farking Hendrix gives you the finger from the grave.

Is he at all related to Jimi Hendrix?


Probably.
 
2013-01-17 11:11:50 PM  

neongoats: Yes. Did you even read the headline? Or my post?


Meh, the Fark "brigades" are calling the magazine hipster, no one but subby said fuzz guitar was hipster.
 
2013-01-18 08:25:43 AM  

neongoats: So what exactly won't the Fark brigades call hipster anymore? Now it's moved into guitar fx? There is a point where your hipster paranoia goes so far you just deserve punched in the dick. Jimmy farking Hendrix gives you the finger from the grave.


"Hipster" to people online is code for "Younger people having a better time than me"
 
2013-01-18 08:45:26 AM  
SockMonkeyHolocaust:
"Hipster" to people online is code for "Younger people having a better time than me"

This requires no encoding. It says cool means "how I look".

25.media.tumblr.com

link too hot for cool.
 
2013-01-18 10:19:47 AM  
Well, you can't light a fire without kindling. Bet those pages burn real nice.
 
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