Do you have adblock enabled?
If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.

(The Raw Story)   Your Fark ready headline of the day - Taiwan confiscates 435 dog penises   ( ) divider line 54
    More: Weird, Taiwan, Taiwan confiscates, penis, dog meat, dogs, dog penises  
•       •       •

3778 clicks; posted to Main » on 16 Jan 2013 at 2:12 PM (2 years ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

54 Comments   (+0 »)
View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest

Archived thread

First | « | 1 | 2 | » | Last | Show all
2013-01-16 01:27:45 PM  
Wiener weeners.
2013-01-16 02:13:14 PM  
*THAT'S* a mouthful.
2013-01-16 02:13:35 PM  
145 bottles of 3 penis wine!
2013-01-16 02:13:47 PM
2013-01-16 02:14:34 PM  
They took the House of Representatives captive?!
2013-01-16 02:14:41 PM  
Your dog wants his dick back.
2013-01-16 02:14:56 PM  
Those poor dogs...
2013-01-16 02:14:57 PM  
DAMN THEM. Now I'll have to start my collection all over again.
2013-01-16 02:15:04 PM  
That's quite a corection.
2013-01-16 02:15:50 PM  
In a row?
2013-01-16 02:16:15 PM  
And this is how I find out? Fed-Ex's package tracking software isn't reporting this.
2013-01-16 02:20:46 PM  
A total of 435 penises were discovered in a fridge along with the other body parts

Possibly what they found in ^his refrigerator.
2013-01-16 02:21:32 PM  
Taiwan's Constitution affirms the right of every Taiwanese to bare dog penises.
2013-01-16 02:23:38 PM  

ChipNASA: *THAT'S* a mouthful.

That's what she said
2013-01-16 02:29:06 PM  
Pray for the penisless dogs.
2013-01-16 02:35:08 PM  
That's sick. Farking Asians. Go cut each other's d*ck off.
2013-01-16 02:36:09 PM  
Great how am I gonna make a dick ship now?
2013-01-16 02:38:57 PM  

The Angry Hand of God: In a row?

Ah, you've already covered that line. Good. I'll be on my way then.
2013-01-16 02:44:51 PM  

Queensowntalia: DAMN THEM. Now I'll have to start my collection all over again.

I larfed. +1 for you, and a doggie biscuit.
2013-01-16 02:46:58 PM  

ChipNASA: *THAT'S* a mouthful.
2013-01-16 02:48:43 PM
2013-01-16 02:50:23 PM  
Definitely 435 dog penises.
2013-01-16 02:53:01 PM  
Who needs that much lipstick?
2013-01-16 02:56:24 PM  
Does not approve:
2013-01-16 02:57:36 PM  
Is it soup yet?
2013-01-16 03:02:02 PM  
435 unhappy pups somewhere. : (
There's a sausage fest taking place, don't wanna know.
2013-01-16 03:05:20 PM
2013-01-16 03:09:54 PM  
They're just trying to catch up with mainland China's "Red Rocket" program.
2013-01-16 03:10:22 PM  
435? That's the same number of Congressmen in the House of Representatives.


There's no such thing as a coincidence.
2013-01-16 03:11:03 PM

This shiat's about to get real expensive.
2013-01-16 03:14:18 PM  
Rover's reamers?
2013-01-16 03:23:25 PM  

give me doughnuts: They took the House of Representatives captive?!

/sounds like those dogs had it ruff
2013-01-16 03:32:30 PM

I always wondered what the hell was in these things.
2013-01-16 03:43:17 PM  
Down with facism!

You can have my dog penises when you pry them out of my cold, dead...

You know what, nevermind.
2013-01-16 03:46:36 PM

WelldeadLink: Is it soup yet?

2013-01-16 03:46:43 PM  
Tomorrow's headline: Dogs revolt in Taiwan, West doesn't blame them.
2013-01-16 03:51:07 PM  

thecpt: 145 bottles of 3 penis wine!

Came for this, but didn't expect this...

The Angry Hand of God: In a row?

Well played sir.
2013-01-16 04:01:22 PM
2013-01-16 04:06:07 PM  
Add a nuclear bomb and you'll have a horrifying kaiju monster: 狗雞巴 (Gojiba).
2013-01-16 04:15:14 PM  
Is that what they call US congresspersons in Taiwan now?
2013-01-16 04:25:34 PM  
I'm just gonna pretend I never read that article.
2013-01-16 04:47:12 PM  
What would you doo-OOOO-Oooooo for a dog penis?
2013-01-16 04:52:40 PM  
435 Dog Penises: For when one is not enough, but 436 are too many.
2013-01-16 05:28:52 PM

you dick.
2013-01-16 05:38:05 PM  
And in the southern U.S. they eat pig testicles (chitlins).
2013-01-16 05:43:07 PM  

trippdogg: [ image 300x231]

You are being reported for posting a graphic image!
2013-01-16 05:56:33 PM  

Latinwolf: And in the southern U.S. they eat pig testicles (chitlins).

Chitlins are pig intestines, not testicles.
2013-01-16 06:07:17 PM

In total rebellion of the government, some dogs are now taking matters into their own, uh, hands?
2013-01-16 06:11:20 PM  
All those obamas and not one Michelle?
2013-01-16 06:21:32 PM
Wanted for questioning.
Displayed 50 of 54 comments

First | « | 1 | 2 | » | Last | Show all

View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest

This thread is archived, and closed to new comments.

Continue Farking
Submit a Link »
On Twitter

In Other Media

  1. Links are submitted by members of the Fark community.

  2. When community members submit a link, they also write a custom headline for the story.

  3. Other Farkers comment on the links. This is the number of comments. Click here to read them.

  4. Click here to submit a link.