cig-mkr: Raise the age to 21 to purchase High Energy drinks, require a background check, limit the number of purchases to one a day, establish a federal database on these offenders, require a valid ID.Can't think of anything else.
Kipple: We can't let stupid people DIE! Then who would vote for us?!?!
jshine: Kibbler: The world we live in is more and more like a cross between Outland and The Dukes of Hazzard every day, and that's the reality we'll end up. A cesspool of obese, drugged-out, trigger-happy fiends.Yet, paradoxically, in the past we had more rights to access all the things you mention. Back around 1920 you could smoke opium or marijuana or use all the cocaine you pleased before unloading your legal full-auto machine-gun at the range.
willfullyobscure: 5-hour energy Cocaine is the only one that 100% delivers on the advertising, no bullshiat. All "energy drinks" are sugar and caffeine analogues and aren't worth dogshiat.
RoxtarRyan: In any case, refer to the Boobies
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