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8713 clicks; posted to Entertainment » on 16 Jan 2013 at 1:49 PM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-01-16 03:18:35 PM  
1 vote:
2013-01-16 02:36:04 PM  
1 vote:

NowhereMon: I thought he was gay.

And he is, hence why the 'ex girlfriend' is unnamed.

"I had a girlfriend once...and I had sex with her! She's pregnant, so I'm straight! Proof? Uh...she lives in Canada, you wouldn't know her."
2013-01-16 02:23:03 PM  
1 vote:
Seems unlikely, given this quote..

"When I got thrown into this war I had a clear understanding with the Pentagon: no guns. I'll carry your books, I'll carry a torch, I'll carry a tune, I'll carry on, carry over, carry forward, Cary Grant, cash and carry, carry me back to Old Virginia, I'll even 'hari-kari' if you show me how, but I will not carry a gun!"
2013-01-16 11:47:28 AM  
1 vote:
I thought he was gay.
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