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2013-01-16 11:47:28 AM  
I thought he was gay.
 
2013-01-16 01:54:58 PM  
"Even now, any woman would take a number-two"

ewww
 
2013-01-16 01:57:24 PM  

NowhereMon: I thought he was gay.


You're thinking of Alan Alda.
 
2013-01-16 02:00:14 PM  
He is such a pimp
 
2013-01-16 02:02:22 PM  
Sploot?
 
2013-01-16 02:03:02 PM  
Chingachgook is excited.
 
2013-01-16 02:13:47 PM  
He knocked up a former beard? Artificial insemination?
 
2013-01-16 02:19:23 PM  
Did he shoot a turkey baster into her chooch?
 
2013-01-16 02:19:23 PM  
My god, who cares? do not know who these people are or do I care. So why am I here? good question. Later.

/ha, wasted 10 seconds of your life
 
2013-01-16 02:23:03 PM  
Seems unlikely, given this quote..

"When I got thrown into this war I had a clear understanding with the Pentagon: no guns. I'll carry your books, I'll carry a torch, I'll carry a tune, I'll carry on, carry over, carry forward, Cary Grant, cash and carry, carry me back to Old Virginia, I'll even 'hari-kari' if you show me how, but I will not carry a gun!"
 
2013-01-16 02:36:04 PM  

NowhereMon: I thought he was gay.


And he is, hence why the 'ex girlfriend' is unnamed.

"I had a girlfriend once...and I had sex with her! She's pregnant, so I'm straight! Proof? Uh...she lives in Canada, you wouldn't know her."
 
2013-01-16 02:41:19 PM  
Yeah right. He is so teh gay
 
2013-01-16 02:52:55 PM  
He'll always just be Bow and Arrow Man to me.

It drives me girlfriend nuts that I call him that.
 
2013-01-16 03:18:35 PM  
1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-01-16 03:18:41 PM  
Well, if he is gay, given that the closeted actors with kids inevitably end up coming out when they realize a closeted parent is bad for the kid (see: Martin, Ricky; Bomer, Matt; Maher, Sean; Aiken, Clay; et al), we should expect a coming out in the next few years. Either that or the reason we never see his girlfriends is because he's a bigger man-slut than DiCaprio or Mayer and likes to hit it and quit it but decided that information was bad for his image.

Given that he used to be a Lancome makeup artist and that unlike hairdressers, I've never met a straight male makeup guy, I'm going with the former.
 
2013-01-16 03:30:08 PM  
So 3 of the Avengers are now recent-ish dads. Is this a ploy to carry on the franchise well into the future, or just something in the water?
 
2013-01-16 03:40:16 PM  
It is a baaaby, a baaaa-a-a-a-byyyyyy!
 
2013-01-16 03:40:37 PM  
Besides poking his chest, Loki poked a hole in his condom. What a trickster.

/BTW, GIS of loki hawkeye came up with some rather disturbing images.
//cannot be unseen...
 
2013-01-16 03:48:03 PM  
ex girlfriend... what, did she keep it frozen in case he made it big?
 
2013-01-16 04:05:27 PM  

Brick-House: ex girlfriend... what, did she keep it frozen in case he made it big?


25.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-01-16 06:16:20 PM  
An informant told Us Weekly that Renner shared news of his impending fatherhood with friend Eva Longoria at the Golden Globes on Sunday...

Ms. Longoria's publicist, as their last act before unplugging their phone, would like you talk to you about clarity in sentence construction.
 
2013-01-16 06:46:10 PM  
Every time I see Renner in the Hawkeye outfit I get a mental image of the Buffy episode where Jonathan Levinson used magic to alter reality and turn himself from a super zero to hero. From what little of his work I've seen I think Renner's a good actor, just not action lead material.
 
2013-01-16 07:50:25 PM  

NowhereMon: I thought he was gay.


He is. Ex-girlfriend is code for surrogate.
 
2013-01-16 09:11:18 PM  

Gecko Gingrich: NowhereMon: I thought he was gay.

You're thinking of Alan Alda.


Your thinking of Mike Farrel.
 
2013-01-16 10:52:23 PM  
Maybe he is gay and he and an ex want a child so they did artificial insemination. Kind of like Clay Aiken or something like that.
 
2013-01-17 02:28:36 AM  
Okay, at first glance, I thought Eva Longoria WAS the mother.
 
2013-01-17 06:27:57 AM  
He's the lamest Avenger.
 
2013-01-17 06:20:10 PM  

weirdneighbour: My god, who cares? do not know who these people are or do I care. So why am I here? good question. Later.

/ha, wasted 10 seconds of your life


Thanks for the laugh, Mr. Attention Whore.
 
2013-01-18 11:51:16 AM  

Gecko Gingrich: NowhereMon: I thought he was gay.

You're thinking of Alan Alda.


He was great on China Beach.
 
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