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(Vogue UK)   Wrangler launches Moisturizing Jeans. They're jeans, that moisturize   (vogue.co.uk) divider line 51
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2013-01-16 02:39:36 PM
7 votes:
What if you need to be moisturized but don't have legs or a butt?

home.earthlink.net
2013-01-16 02:30:15 PM
6 votes:
Are they also putting Chapstick in chaps?
2013-01-16 02:26:23 PM
6 votes:
That's exactly what a bad case of swamp ass needs.
2013-01-16 05:10:23 PM
3 votes:

Walker: But my crotch is moist enough as it is. Maybe too moist.


Clitty Litter?
2013-01-16 04:27:24 PM
3 votes:
media.moronail.net
2013-01-16 03:20:22 PM
3 votes:

LeroyBourne: I loved watching past gfs get out of the shower, get ready for the day by moisturizing their entire body. It seems like this is taking that part of their day away.
/yeah babe, keep that skin silky soft.


www.scatchan.net
2013-01-16 02:58:16 PM
3 votes:

The Angry Hand of God: Rufus Lee King: Oldiron_79: Im pretty sure Buffalo Bob approves.

Que?

[floridamemory.com image 600x477]

Sorry, had to.


imageshack.us
2013-01-16 02:36:09 PM
3 votes:
i171.photobucket.com

Wow.
Bf+
2013-01-16 02:35:06 PM
3 votes:
From the makers of...
24.media.tumblr.com
2013-01-16 02:29:30 PM
3 votes:
Don't fat people already make their own gravy?
2013-01-16 06:17:44 PM
2 votes:

edmo: Back in college, if I kissed my girlfriend right....


You didn't.
2013-01-16 02:55:36 PM
2 votes:
This is all I can think of...
www.freeimagehosting.net
2013-01-16 02:54:22 PM
2 votes:
I am already moist, boys! Come wrangle this!

www.jackswastedlife.com
2013-01-16 02:44:06 PM
2 votes:
When it rains you leave an oil slick trail back to your apartment.
2013-01-16 02:41:00 PM
2 votes:
Erb Crandal: Why are you all shiny?
Congressman David Dilbeck: It's Vaseline.
Erb Crandal: Oh... oh! It's... great, it's Vaseline!
Congressman David Dilbeck: You've never covered yourself with Vaseline?
Erb Crandal: No, no, not unless I have third degree burns, no.
Congressman David Dilbeck: You don't know what you're missing. I've got it all over. It's down in my boots. I can feel it squishing
2013-01-16 02:36:30 PM
2 votes:

Oznog: For some odd reason, I read this as "Moisturizing Jesus".

AH, ok. Moisturizing JEANS. That makes MUCH more sense!


media.onsugar.com
2013-01-16 02:33:36 PM
2 votes:
For some odd reason, I read this as "Moisturizing Jesus".

AH, ok. Moisturizing JEANS. That makes MUCH more sense!
2013-01-16 02:33:19 PM
2 votes:
You know.... for kids!
2013-01-16 02:32:03 PM
2 votes:
If I stare at that pic in the article long enough, my jeans will be full of moisture too
2013-01-16 02:31:58 PM
2 votes:
But my crotch is moist enough as it is. Maybe too moist.
2013-01-16 02:28:56 PM
2 votes:
This news is making me cream my pants.
2013-01-16 02:26:49 PM
2 votes:
A lady's jeans should always be moist.
2013-01-16 02:26:43 PM
2 votes:
This is the result of Wrangler hooking up unrestricted internet to their factories...
2013-01-17 12:58:28 AM
1 votes:
i42.photobucket.com
2013-01-16 08:06:22 PM
1 votes:

LaraAmber: kvinesknows: LaraAmber: Great now not only do I have to decide between classic cut, boot cut, skinny leg, and hiphugger I now need to decide between shea butter, chamomile, cucumber, and island breeze scents.  I can't way for "sensitive skin" and "firming" versions to hit shelves.  This will virtually guarantee that in that giant wall of folded jeans, you will NEVER find the style you want in your size.

you are a red headed chick.. just walk around in panties all day.

It was 10 degrees yesterday.


You may jog if you like.
2013-01-16 06:43:13 PM
1 votes:
24.media.tumblr.com

"Gene? No, Mike Douglas makes me moist!"
2013-01-16 06:22:22 PM
1 votes:
24.media.tumblr.com

25.media.tumblr.com

25.media.tumblr.com
2013-01-16 05:26:48 PM
1 votes:

abhorrent1: Primum: I think this will be popular with great big fat persons.

Yes. It will reduce the friction from their thighs rubbing together when they walk.


This will be detected by the schlurp schlorp sounds as it waddles along
2013-01-16 05:07:38 PM
1 votes:
Seems like they'd leave a spot. You know, on the couch.
2013-01-16 04:49:06 PM
1 votes:
Do they make a sweatpants version of this or will I have to continue not doing laundry for a year?
2013-01-16 04:44:34 PM
1 votes:
35 different types of genital rash later, they'll be pulled.
2013-01-16 04:42:34 PM
1 votes:
I got your moisturizing genes.

/right here.
2013-01-16 04:38:14 PM
1 votes:
I think this will be popular with great big fat persons.
2013-01-16 04:36:38 PM
1 votes:
do they have any infused with bag balm? for the ballcrusher jeans?

www.cvs.com
2013-01-16 04:28:39 PM
1 votes:

LaraAmber: Great now not only do I have to decide between classic cut, boot cut, skinny leg, and hiphugger I now need to decide between shea butter, chamomile, cucumber, and island breeze scents.  I can't way for "sensitive skin" and "firming" versions to hit shelves.  This will virtually guarantee that in that giant wall of folded jeans, you will NEVER find the style you want in your size.


Amen Sistah!
2013-01-16 04:24:12 PM
1 votes:
FTA: The Denim Spa Jeans launch on asos.com on January 28, priced at £85. The effects of the ingredients last up to 15 days, but a reload spray will also available to buy - meaning that the formula lasts between 67 and 95 wears.

Say what? Whoever wrote that needs to consider a new line of work. Something where you don't have to communicate... Mime maybe? Shoe shine booth attendant?
2013-01-16 03:51:20 PM
1 votes:

Bermuda59: Not as stupid as this product
Link


From the linked product page:
Often times you don't need a shower (ex. you showered last night), but your bed head makes you look like Gary Busey. Society would say to take another shower. No time for that; and unless you had a sweaty night terror, you're still clean. But you do need to wet your hair to look like a respectable member of society. So what do you do? You're pretty clever so you wet your head in the sink. Or maybe you're cutting edge and you stick your head in the shower. Or maybe you're freakin' Da Vinci and get on your knees with a towel around your neck running your bed head under the faucet like some strange New Age baptism. Whatever your method, let's be honest - Water gets everywhere, you rarely get the back of your head and your hair is now just a different kind of mess.


SERIOUSLY -- you've never heard of THIS:
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2013-01-16 03:49:05 PM
1 votes:
They are really going after the blah market with these.
2013-01-16 03:20:16 PM
1 votes:
The other day I asked a co worker if her jeans were moist and I ended up in HR, again.

I'm forwarding this article to that biatch in HR....This will show her. Make me go to classes will she? Ha!
2013-01-16 03:16:32 PM
1 votes:
...as reported by the "nefarious CBC"....
2013-01-16 03:14:29 PM
1 votes:
Now they need to make panties that moisturize.

/moist panties
2013-01-16 03:09:02 PM
1 votes:
I'm still waiting for

thumbnails.hulu.com

A leg and a leg and a leg

Levi's three-legged jeans
2013-01-16 03:01:55 PM
1 votes:
Hey, around me ALL the ladies have moist jeans. Oh yeah.
2013-01-16 03:00:27 PM
1 votes:

The Angry Hand of God: I am already moist, boys! Come wrangle this!

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denver.mylittlefacewhen.com
2013-01-16 02:50:03 PM
1 votes:

uncleacid: When it rains you leave an oil slick trail back to your apartment.


Whoever buys these already has left a snail trail so thick it's stained the concrete
2013-01-16 02:49:31 PM
1 votes:
I self moisturize

bloodofkittens.com
2013-01-16 02:39:45 PM
1 votes:
It puts the lotion on it's skin!
2013-01-16 02:32:40 PM
1 votes:
i.dailymail.co.uk

She has a face only daddy could love.
2013-01-16 02:29:54 PM
1 votes:
Fatasses will flock to this. Soon there will be a nationwide epidemic of buttfungus creeping out and... um... I think I'll shut up and go hide somewhere now
2013-01-16 02:29:01 PM
1 votes:
img13.imageshack.us
2013-01-16 02:26:41 PM
1 votes:
Yeah, but turn the heat up a little, and they'll dry up, crack, and then SPLAT!! -- that's it for humanity.
 
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