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(Vogue UK)   Wrangler launches Moisturizing Jeans. They're jeans, that moisturize   (vogue.co.uk) divider line 22
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2013-01-16 02:30:04 PM
3 votes:
What's wrong with just rubbing normal moisturizer all over legs, then putting on regular jeans?
2013-01-16 06:36:48 PM
2 votes:

LaraAmber: cuzsis: I could use this. My legs are badly chapped from my current pants. I can't lotion enough in winter it seems.

Neosporin does wonders for healing really bad patches of dry & chapped skin.  For me the Aveda Replenishing Body Moisturizer made a huge difference over anything I tried from the drugstore and I have sensitive fair skin and am living in Colorado's super dry cold winters.


You should abandon the cycle of lotion(clog pores)->clean->dry skin->lotion(clog pores)->clean->dry skin and just drink more water while getting over the addiction(yes there will be withdrawal) to lotions and moisturizers while you let your body take care of itself. It is equipped to do so, despite what the cosmetics(snake oil)industry tells you.
2013-01-16 06:53:38 PM
1 votes:
Bag Balm and Cornhusker's Lotion.

If you don't know of these things, your ancestors had it easy during the Depression. Or at least indoor plumbing.
2013-01-16 06:25:33 PM
1 votes:

Bermuda59: Not as stupid as this product
Link


LOL that was funny.

"And when she slaps you, direct her to this website..."

ROFLMAO

Seriously though, I could see people using it. My youngest son wakes up with bedhead all the time and I am
forever wetting down combs or pouring water into my hand and then onto his head and it dribbles all over the
place.
2013-01-16 05:07:38 PM
1 votes:
Seems like they'd leave a spot. You know, on the couch.
2013-01-16 04:49:00 PM
1 votes:

Abe Vigoda's Ghost:


Came for this, leaving... er, um... glad that someone posted it!

/yeah, that's it!
2013-01-16 04:44:02 PM
1 votes:
The essence of moisture is wetness.
2013-01-16 03:56:59 PM
1 votes:

cuzsis: I could use this. My legs are badly chapped from my current pants. I can't lotion enough in winter it seems.

Now I just need gloves that do this too.

/laugh if you like, but hundreds of tiny cuts across your hands and other areas is quite painful.
//just wince and carry on.



My hands used to do that as well. Then I switched from antibacterial soap to plain dish soap. Palmolive soap and Dove pink in the shower.
2013-01-16 03:51:20 PM
1 votes:

Bermuda59: Not as stupid as this product
Link


From the linked product page:
Often times you don't need a shower (ex. you showered last night), but your bed head makes you look like Gary Busey. Society would say to take another shower. No time for that; and unless you had a sweaty night terror, you're still clean. But you do need to wet your hair to look like a respectable member of society. So what do you do? You're pretty clever so you wet your head in the sink. Or maybe you're cutting edge and you stick your head in the shower. Or maybe you're freakin' Da Vinci and get on your knees with a towel around your neck running your bed head under the faucet like some strange New Age baptism. Whatever your method, let's be honest - Water gets everywhere, you rarely get the back of your head and your hair is now just a different kind of mess.


SERIOUSLY -- you've never heard of THIS:
thankgodimnatural.files.wordpress.com
2013-01-16 03:36:05 PM
1 votes:

LaraAmber: Great now not only do I have to decide between classic cut, boot cut, skinny leg, and hiphugger I now need to decide between shea butter, chamomile, cucumber, and island breeze scents.  I can't way for "sensitive skin" and "firming" versions to hit shelves.  This will virtually guarantee that in that giant wall of folded jeans, you will NEVER find the style you want in your size.


you are a red headed chick.. just walk around in panties all day.
2013-01-16 03:25:26 PM
1 votes:

vudukungfu: The Denim Spa jeans come in three finishes - Aloe Vera, Olive Extract and Smooth Legs, which aims to prevent cellulite.

.
Wanna know what really prevents cellulite?
Exercise. Nothing else.
Not fancy jeans,
Not a special diet.
Not pills.
Not a bunch of snake oil or a batch of prayer.
Exercise.
Accept no substitutes.

But if you claim it can
shed the pounds magically
Women will buy it.

Because they aren't too smart.
the reason is because they are human and consumers.
Human consumers are dumb.


i've known women who are in absolutely phenomenal condition who have cellulite. i think cellulite is as much a skin issue as it is a fat issue.
2013-01-16 03:20:16 PM
1 votes:
The other day I asked a co worker if her jeans were moist and I ended up in HR, again.

I'm forwarding this article to that biatch in HR....This will show her. Make me go to classes will she? Ha!
2013-01-16 03:09:00 PM
1 votes:
I loved watching past gfs get out of the shower, get ready for the day by moisturizing their entire body. It seems like this is taking that part of their day away.
/yeah babe, keep that skin silky soft.
2013-01-16 02:53:30 PM
1 votes:
I'm guessing that you aren't supposed to wash them between wearings?!? I'll sometimes wear a pair of jeans twice before washing but never more than that, so, I think I'll pass...
2013-01-16 02:48:45 PM
1 votes:
Great now not only do I have to decide between classic cut, boot cut, skinny leg, and hiphugger I now need to decide between shea butter, chamomile, cucumber, and island breeze scents.  I can't way for "sensitive skin" and "firming" versions to hit shelves.  This will virtually guarantee that in that giant wall of folded jeans, you will NEVER find the style you want in your size.
2013-01-16 02:41:26 PM
1 votes:
They really need to add in a wide range antibiotic to that moisturizer....
2013-01-16 02:40:34 PM
1 votes:

SirDigbyChickenCaesar: [www.getbig.com image 347x459]


www.hogwild.net
Seconded for truth
2013-01-16 02:39:36 PM
1 votes:
What if you need to be moisturized but don't have legs or a butt?

home.earthlink.net
Bf+
2013-01-16 02:35:06 PM
1 votes:
From the makers of...
24.media.tumblr.com
2013-01-16 02:29:58 PM
1 votes:
www.getbig.com
2013-01-16 02:28:11 PM
1 votes:
Ew, that sounds....disgusting.
2013-01-16 02:26:23 PM
1 votes:
That's exactly what a bad case of swamp ass needs.
 
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