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(Vogue UK)   Wrangler launches Moisturizing Jeans. They're jeans, that moisturize   (vogue.co.uk) divider line 147
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2013-01-16 02:26:23 PM
That's exactly what a bad case of swamp ass needs.
 
2013-01-16 02:26:41 PM
Yeah, but turn the heat up a little, and they'll dry up, crack, and then SPLAT!! -- that's it for humanity.
 
2013-01-16 02:26:43 PM
This is the result of Wrangler hooking up unrestricted internet to their factories...
 
2013-01-16 02:26:49 PM
A lady's jeans should always be moist.
 
2013-01-16 02:28:11 PM
Ew, that sounds....disgusting.
 
2013-01-16 02:28:56 PM
This news is making me cream my pants.
 
2013-01-16 02:29:01 PM
img13.imageshack.us
 
2013-01-16 02:29:30 PM
Don't fat people already make their own gravy?
 
2013-01-16 02:29:54 PM
Fatasses will flock to this. Soon there will be a nationwide epidemic of buttfungus creeping out and... um... I think I'll shut up and go hide somewhere now
 
2013-01-16 02:29:58 PM
www.getbig.com
 
2013-01-16 02:30:04 PM
What's wrong with just rubbing normal moisturizer all over legs, then putting on regular jeans?
 
2013-01-16 02:30:15 PM
Are they also putting Chapstick in chaps?
 
2013-01-16 02:31:58 PM
But my crotch is moist enough as it is. Maybe too moist.
 
2013-01-16 02:32:00 PM

carrion_luggage: Are they also putting Chapstick in chaps?


It's called astro-glide
 
2013-01-16 02:32:03 PM
If I stare at that pic in the article long enough, my jeans will be full of moisture too
 
2013-01-16 02:32:40 PM
i.dailymail.co.uk

She has a face only daddy could love.
 
2013-01-16 02:33:19 PM
You know.... for kids!
 
2013-01-16 02:33:36 PM
For some odd reason, I read this as "Moisturizing Jesus".

AH, ok. Moisturizing JEANS. That makes MUCH more sense!
 
Bf+
2013-01-16 02:35:06 PM
From the makers of...
24.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-01-16 02:36:09 PM
i171.photobucket.com

Wow.
 
2013-01-16 02:36:30 PM

Oznog: For some odd reason, I read this as "Moisturizing Jesus".

AH, ok. Moisturizing JEANS. That makes MUCH more sense!


media.onsugar.com
 
2013-01-16 02:39:16 PM

Gyrfalcon: Ew, that sounds....disgusting.


I concur.
 
2013-01-16 02:39:36 PM
What if you need to be moisturized but don't have legs or a butt?

home.earthlink.net
 
2013-01-16 02:39:45 PM
It puts the lotion on it's skin!
 
2013-01-16 02:40:34 PM

SirDigbyChickenCaesar: [www.getbig.com image 347x459]


www.hogwild.net
Seconded for truth
 
2013-01-16 02:41:00 PM
Erb Crandal: Why are you all shiny?
Congressman David Dilbeck: It's Vaseline.
Erb Crandal: Oh... oh! It's... great, it's Vaseline!
Congressman David Dilbeck: You've never covered yourself with Vaseline?
Erb Crandal: No, no, not unless I have third degree burns, no.
Congressman David Dilbeck: You don't know what you're missing. I've got it all over. It's down in my boots. I can feel it squishing
 
2013-01-16 02:41:26 PM
They really need to add in a wide range antibiotic to that moisturizer....
 
2013-01-16 02:42:57 PM
...what?
 
2013-01-16 02:44:06 PM
When it rains you leave an oil slick trail back to your apartment.
 
2013-01-16 02:44:15 PM

Langdon Alger: Erb Crandal: Why are you all shiny?
Congressman David Dilbeck: It's Vaseline.
Erb Crandal: Oh... oh! It's... great, it's Vaseline!
Congressman David Dilbeck: You've never covered yourself with Vaseline?
Erb Crandal: No, no, not unless I have third degree burns, no.
Congressman David Dilbeck: You don't know what you're missing. I've got it all over. It's down in my boots. I can feel it squishing


Love that scene. That was the best part of the movie that didn't involve Demi Moore's tits.

/Honorable mention: Chesty LaFrance.
 
2013-01-16 02:45:52 PM
Im pretty sure Buffalo Bob approves.
 
2013-01-16 02:46:31 PM
But to work properly laides would hve to wear these without panties on and ..uh, I think I'll be in my bunk...
 
2013-01-16 02:48:15 PM
Not as stupid as this product
Link
 
2013-01-16 02:48:45 PM
Great now not only do I have to decide between classic cut, boot cut, skinny leg, and hiphugger I now need to decide between shea butter, chamomile, cucumber, and island breeze scents.  I can't way for "sensitive skin" and "firming" versions to hit shelves.  This will virtually guarantee that in that giant wall of folded jeans, you will NEVER find the style you want in your size.
 
2013-01-16 02:49:26 PM
As someone who has to remind his kids and check them to make sure they have put enough lotion on regularly, especially this time of year, I'm getting a kick, etc.
 
2013-01-16 02:49:31 PM
I self moisturize

bloodofkittens.com
 
2013-01-16 02:50:03 PM

uncleacid: When it rains you leave an oil slick trail back to your apartment.


Whoever buys these already has left a snail trail so thick it's stained the concrete
 
2013-01-16 02:50:24 PM

LaraAmber: you will NEVER find the style you want in your size.


Amazon.
 
2013-01-16 02:52:33 PM

Oznog: For some odd reason, I read this as "Moisturizing Jesus".


No you didn't.
 
2013-01-16 02:53:30 PM
I'm guessing that you aren't supposed to wash them between wearings?!? I'll sometimes wear a pair of jeans twice before washing but never more than that, so, I think I'll pass...
 
2013-01-16 02:54:22 PM
I am already moist, boys! Come wrangle this!

www.jackswastedlife.com
 
2013-01-16 02:55:36 PM
This is all I can think of...
www.freeimagehosting.net
 
2013-01-16 02:56:29 PM

LaraAmber: Great now not only do I have to decide between classic cut, boot cut, skinny leg, and hiphugger I now need to decide between shea butter, chamomile, cucumber, and island breeze scents.  I can't way for "sensitive skin" and "firming" versions to hit shelves.  This will virtually guarantee that in that giant wall of folded jeans, you will NEVER find the style you want in your size.


On second thought, maybe I can get a pair that will deal with the rash...
 
2013-01-16 02:57:32 PM

Rufus Lee King: Oldiron_79: Im pretty sure Buffalo Bob approves.

Que?

[floridamemory.com image 600x477]


Sorry, had to.
 
2013-01-16 02:58:16 PM

The Angry Hand of God: Rufus Lee King: Oldiron_79: Im pretty sure Buffalo Bob approves.

Que?

[floridamemory.com image 600x477]

Sorry, had to.


imageshack.us
 
2013-01-16 02:58:21 PM
They'll slip on like a glove!
 
2013-01-16 03:00:27 PM

The Angry Hand of God: I am already moist, boys! Come wrangle this!

[www.jackswastedlife.com image 575x649]


denver.mylittlefacewhen.com
 
2013-01-16 03:01:27 PM
Am I the only one who read her name as Jizzie Lager? Yes? Ok, I'll see myself out...
 
2013-01-16 03:01:55 PM
Hey, around me ALL the ladies have moist jeans. Oh yeah.
 
2013-01-16 03:05:53 PM
The Denim Spa jeans come in three finishes - Aloe Vera, Olive Extract and Smooth Legs, which aims to prevent cellulite.

.
Wanna know what really prevents cellulite?
Exercise. Nothing else.
Not fancy jeans,
Not a special diet.
Not pills.
Not a bunch of snake oil or a batch of prayer.
Exercise.
Accept no substitutes.

But if you claim it can
shed the pounds magically
Women will buy it.

Because they aren't too smart.
the reason is because they are human and consumers.
Human consumers are dumb.
 
2013-01-16 03:06:33 PM
So wouldn't the lotion wash off when you washed your jeans?
 
2013-01-16 03:09:00 PM
I loved watching past gfs get out of the shower, get ready for the day by moisturizing their entire body. It seems like this is taking that part of their day away.
/yeah babe, keep that skin silky soft.
 
2013-01-16 03:09:02 PM
I'm still waiting for

thumbnails.hulu.com

A leg and a leg and a leg

Levi's three-legged jeans
 
2013-01-16 03:10:07 PM

fireclown: SirDigbyChickenCaesar: [www.getbig.com image 347x459]

[www.hogwild.net image 248x535]
Seconded for truth


IS that the butt i've been seening on all those facebook malware video posts? Where can one find more?

/baby got back
 
2013-01-16 03:10:09 PM
You know, for kids.
 
2013-01-16 03:14:29 PM
Now they need to make panties that moisturize.

/moist panties
 
2013-01-16 03:16:32 PM
...as reported by the "nefarious CBC"....
 
2013-01-16 03:18:04 PM

vudukungfu:

....Wanna know what really prevents cellulite?


Divorce?

Well removes it at least.
 
2013-01-16 03:20:16 PM
The other day I asked a co worker if her jeans were moist and I ended up in HR, again.

I'm forwarding this article to that biatch in HR....This will show her. Make me go to classes will she? Ha!
 
2013-01-16 03:20:22 PM

LeroyBourne: I loved watching past gfs get out of the shower, get ready for the day by moisturizing their entire body. It seems like this is taking that part of their day away.
/yeah babe, keep that skin silky soft.


www.scatchan.net
 
2013-01-16 03:25:26 PM

vudukungfu: The Denim Spa jeans come in three finishes - Aloe Vera, Olive Extract and Smooth Legs, which aims to prevent cellulite.

.
Wanna know what really prevents cellulite?
Exercise. Nothing else.
Not fancy jeans,
Not a special diet.
Not pills.
Not a bunch of snake oil or a batch of prayer.
Exercise.
Accept no substitutes.

But if you claim it can
shed the pounds magically
Women will buy it.

Because they aren't too smart.
the reason is because they are human and consumers.
Human consumers are dumb.


i've known women who are in absolutely phenomenal condition who have cellulite. i think cellulite is as much a skin issue as it is a fat issue.
 
2013-01-16 03:29:45 PM

SirDigbyChickenCaesar: LeroyBourne: I loved watching past gfs get out of the shower, get ready for the day by moisturizing their entire body. It seems like this is taking that part of their day away.
/yeah babe, keep that skin silky soft.

[www.scatchan.net image 320x240]


That's exactly how I would leer at them while I stayed in bed.
Hey do you need help with that?
creepy BB voice*  would you?
 
2013-01-16 03:30:02 PM
Moisturizing jeans have been worn by highschool boys for many many years.
 
2013-01-16 03:32:27 PM

OK So Amuse Me: I'm guessing that you aren't supposed to wash them between wearings?!? I'll sometimes wear a pair of jeans twice before washing but never more than that, so, I think I'll pass...


I wash my jeans when they can walk by themselves.
 
2013-01-16 03:36:05 PM

LaraAmber: Great now not only do I have to decide between classic cut, boot cut, skinny leg, and hiphugger I now need to decide between shea butter, chamomile, cucumber, and island breeze scents.  I can't way for "sensitive skin" and "firming" versions to hit shelves.  This will virtually guarantee that in that giant wall of folded jeans, you will NEVER find the style you want in your size.


you are a red headed chick.. just walk around in panties all day.
 
2013-01-16 03:39:40 PM
I could use this. My legs are badly chapped from my current pants. I can't lotion enough in winter it seems.

Now I just need gloves that do this too.

/laugh if you like, but hundreds of tiny cuts across your hands and other areas is quite painful.
//just wince and carry on.
 
2013-01-16 03:41:00 PM
Hey, when I'm around ALL the ladies' jeans moisturize.

/If you know what I mean
//And I think you do

///So ronery
 
2013-01-16 03:44:55 PM
But will Brett Favre still play pickup football games in them?
 
2013-01-16 03:49:05 PM
They are really going after the blah market with these.
 
2013-01-16 03:51:20 PM

Bermuda59: Not as stupid as this product
Link


From the linked product page:
Often times you don't need a shower (ex. you showered last night), but your bed head makes you look like Gary Busey. Society would say to take another shower. No time for that; and unless you had a sweaty night terror, you're still clean. But you do need to wet your hair to look like a respectable member of society. So what do you do? You're pretty clever so you wet your head in the sink. Or maybe you're cutting edge and you stick your head in the shower. Or maybe you're freakin' Da Vinci and get on your knees with a towel around your neck running your bed head under the faucet like some strange New Age baptism. Whatever your method, let's be honest - Water gets everywhere, you rarely get the back of your head and your hair is now just a different kind of mess.


SERIOUSLY -- you've never heard of THIS:
thankgodimnatural.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-01-16 03:52:56 PM

Petey4335: As someone who has to remind his kids and check them to make sure they have put enough lotion on regularly, especially this time of year, I'm getting a kick, etc.


historeviews.files.wordpress.com
Dad of the year
 
2013-01-16 03:54:39 PM
You two can't even take a shower with a beautiful woman....without moisturizing in your jeans!
 
2013-01-16 03:56:59 PM

cuzsis: I could use this. My legs are badly chapped from my current pants. I can't lotion enough in winter it seems.

Now I just need gloves that do this too.

/laugh if you like, but hundreds of tiny cuts across your hands and other areas is quite painful.
//just wince and carry on.



My hands used to do that as well. Then I switched from antibacterial soap to plain dish soap. Palmolive soap and Dove pink in the shower.
 
2013-01-16 04:09:03 PM

kvinesknows: LaraAmber: Great now not only do I have to decide between classic cut, boot cut, skinny leg, and hiphugger I now need to decide between shea butter, chamomile, cucumber, and island breeze scents.  I can't way for "sensitive skin" and "firming" versions to hit shelves.  This will virtually guarantee that in that giant wall of folded jeans, you will NEVER find the style you want in your size.

you are a red headed chick.. just walk around in panties all day.


It was 10 degrees yesterday.
 
2013-01-16 04:09:39 PM

cuzsis: I could use this. My legs are badly chapped from my current pants. I can't lotion enough in winter it seems.

Now I just need gloves that do this too.

/laugh if you like, but hundreds of tiny cuts across your hands and other areas is quite painful.
//just wince and carry on.



Neosporin does wonders for healing really bad patches of dry & chapped skin.  For me the Aveda Replenishing Body Moisturizer made a huge difference over anything I tried from the drugstore and I have sensitive fair skin and am living in Colorado's super dry cold winters.
 
2013-01-16 04:12:22 PM

LaraAmber: kvinesknows: LaraAmber: Great now not only do I have to decide between classic cut, boot cut, skinny leg, and hiphugger I now need to decide between shea butter, chamomile, cucumber, and island breeze scents.  I can't way for "sensitive skin" and "firming" versions to hit shelves.  This will virtually guarantee that in that giant wall of folded jeans, you will NEVER find the style you want in your size.

you are a red headed chick.. just walk around in panties all day.

It was 10 degrees yesterday.


Walk briskly.
 
2013-01-16 04:13:47 PM

LaraAmber: kvinesknows: LaraAmber: Great now not only do I have to decide between classic cut, boot cut, skinny leg, and hiphugger I now need to decide between shea butter, chamomile, cucumber, and island breeze scents.  I can't way for "sensitive skin" and "firming" versions to hit shelves.  This will virtually guarantee that in that giant wall of folded jeans, you will NEVER find the style you want in your size.

you are a red headed chick.. just walk around in panties all day.

It was 10 degrees yesterday.


even better.
 
2013-01-16 04:18:56 PM
It rubs the lotion on it's skin, or else it gets the hose again...!
 
2013-01-16 04:24:12 PM
FTA: The Denim Spa Jeans launch on asos.com on January 28, priced at £85. The effects of the ingredients last up to 15 days, but a reload spray will also available to buy - meaning that the formula lasts between 67 and 95 wears.

Say what? Whoever wrote that needs to consider a new line of work. Something where you don't have to communicate... Mime maybe? Shoe shine booth attendant?
 
2013-01-16 04:27:24 PM
media.moronail.net
 
2013-01-16 04:28:39 PM

LaraAmber: Great now not only do I have to decide between classic cut, boot cut, skinny leg, and hiphugger I now need to decide between shea butter, chamomile, cucumber, and island breeze scents.  I can't way for "sensitive skin" and "firming" versions to hit shelves.  This will virtually guarantee that in that giant wall of folded jeans, you will NEVER find the style you want in your size.


Amen Sistah!
 
2013-01-16 04:36:38 PM
do they have any infused with bag balm? for the ballcrusher jeans?

www.cvs.com
 
2013-01-16 04:38:14 PM
I think this will be popular with great big fat persons.
 
2013-01-16 04:40:25 PM
cdni.condenast.co.uk
 
2013-01-16 04:42:25 PM
 
2013-01-16 04:42:34 PM
I got your moisturizing genes.

/right here.
 
2013-01-16 04:43:36 PM
Oops. Above link is SFW, but not safe for humanity.
 
2013-01-16 04:44:02 PM
The essence of moisture is wetness.
 
2013-01-16 04:44:34 PM
35 different types of genital rash later, they'll be pulled.
 
2013-01-16 04:45:20 PM

Primum: I think this will be popular with great big fat persons.


meow
 
2013-01-16 04:45:21 PM
img3.allvoices.com

i2.listal.com

super-cult.com
 
2013-01-16 04:49:00 PM

Abe Vigoda's Ghost:


Came for this, leaving... er, um... glad that someone posted it!

/yeah, that's it!
 
2013-01-16 04:49:06 PM
Do they make a sweatpants version of this or will I have to continue not doing laundry for a year?
 
2013-01-16 04:51:54 PM

Y2Jericho: [cdni.condenast.co.uk image 592x888]


I know, right?
 
2013-01-16 04:58:41 PM

Primum: I think this will be popular with great big fat persons.


Yes. It will reduce the friction from their thighs rubbing together when they walk.
 
2013-01-16 05:05:12 PM

The All-Powerful Atheismo: I'm still waiting for

[thumbnails.hulu.com image 512x288]

A leg and a leg and a leg

Levi's three-legged jeans


Three at last!
 
2013-01-16 05:07:38 PM
Seems like they'd leave a spot. You know, on the couch.
 
2013-01-16 05:10:23 PM

Walker: But my crotch is moist enough as it is. Maybe too moist.


Clitty Litter?
 
2013-01-16 05:16:44 PM
Can we get a Jerry Hall story for a trifecta?
 
2013-01-16 05:26:48 PM

abhorrent1: Primum: I think this will be popular with great big fat persons.

Yes. It will reduce the friction from their thighs rubbing together when they walk.


This will be detected by the schlurp schlorp sounds as it waddles along
 
2013-01-16 05:28:35 PM
isn't it ironic that the girls who you want to be nice and moist are the same ones who have sand in their vagina....
 
2013-01-16 05:37:52 PM

Bermuda59: Not as stupid as this product
Link


"and I woke up less than a minute ago,"  having slept in a pressed shirt and tie.

I think his coworkers would rather lose 15 minutes of his company than spend 8 hour smelling his unwashed body.
 
2013-01-16 05:40:16 PM

SirDigbyChickenCaesar: [www.getbig.com image 347x459]


That's pretty impressive for a white girl.
 
2013-01-16 05:40:51 PM
i3.photobucket.com
 
2013-01-16 05:48:22 PM

Gunny Walker: cuzsis: I could use this. My legs are badly chapped from my current pants. I can't lotion enough in winter it seems.

Now I just need gloves that do this too.

/laugh if you like, but hundreds of tiny cuts across your hands and other areas is quite painful.
//just wince and carry on.


My hands used to do that as well. Then I switched from antibacterial soap to plain dish soap. Palmolive soap and Dove pink in the shower.


Works for me too. Some of my gyno-friends think that's WRONG!, coz not made from alligator ass sweat with vitamin P and the healing powers of a guy with big teeth who is telling you to buy this in a way that suggests he loves you and occasionally beats you because you've been a bad, bad girl.
 
2013-01-16 05:49:59 PM

Billy Bathsalt: The essence of moisture is wetness.


HA! +1!
 
2013-01-16 06:04:24 PM
www.bazhenov.org
 
2013-01-16 06:07:37 PM
Back in college, if I kissed my girlfriend right....
 
2013-01-16 06:17:44 PM

edmo: Back in college, if I kissed my girlfriend right....


You didn't.
 
2013-01-16 06:22:11 PM

Danger Mouse: vudukungfu:

....Wanna know what really prevents cellulite?


Divorce?

Well removes it at least.


worked for me
twice
 
2013-01-16 06:22:22 PM
24.media.tumblr.com

25.media.tumblr.com

25.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-01-16 06:25:33 PM

Bermuda59: Not as stupid as this product
Link


LOL that was funny.

"And when she slaps you, direct her to this website..."

ROFLMAO

Seriously though, I could see people using it. My youngest son wakes up with bedhead all the time and I am
forever wetting down combs or pouring water into my hand and then onto his head and it dribbles all over the
place.
 
2013-01-16 06:36:48 PM

LaraAmber: cuzsis: I could use this. My legs are badly chapped from my current pants. I can't lotion enough in winter it seems.

Neosporin does wonders for healing really bad patches of dry & chapped skin.  For me the Aveda Replenishing Body Moisturizer made a huge difference over anything I tried from the drugstore and I have sensitive fair skin and am living in Colorado's super dry cold winters.


You should abandon the cycle of lotion(clog pores)->clean->dry skin->lotion(clog pores)->clean->dry skin and just drink more water while getting over the addiction(yes there will be withdrawal) to lotions and moisturizers while you let your body take care of itself. It is equipped to do so, despite what the cosmetics(snake oil)industry tells you.
 
2013-01-16 06:43:13 PM
24.media.tumblr.com

"Gene? No, Mike Douglas makes me moist!"
 
2013-01-16 06:50:23 PM

George Babbitt: LaraAmber: cuzsis: I could use this. My legs are badly chapped from my current pants. I can't lotion enough in winter it seems.

Neosporin does wonders for healing really bad patches of dry & chapped skin.  For me the Aveda Replenishing Body Moisturizer made a huge difference over anything I tried from the drugstore and I have sensitive fair skin and am living in Colorado's super dry cold winters.

You should abandon the cycle of lotion(clog pores)->clean->dry skin->lotion(clog pores)->clean->dry skin and just drink more water while getting over the addiction(yes there will be withdrawal) to lotions and moisturizers while you let your body take care of itself. It is equipped to do so, despite what the cosmetics(snake oil)industry tells you.


I'm sorry, but you have no idea what you are talking about.  It has jack shiat to do with the "cosmetic industry".   You live at sea level in a state that has an annual rain fall of 40".  We are a mile up (thinner air which means less protection from the sun) and get an average precipitation of 10".  Ohio has an average humidity in the 70s and 80s, we are stuck in the 30s-40s.  That means you have TWICE as much moisture in your air then we do.  While we have lots of sun, we also get strong winds.  I drink water like a fish (most Colorado natives carry a water bottle at all times).  It is completely normal for me to drink more than 64 ounces a day in addition to other fluid sources.  If I didn't put on a good lotion regularly I'd have severely cracked skin and be in pain.  I also put on sunscreen constantly since I can burn in about 20 minutes on a sunny day.

Addiction to moisturizers?  Apparently they are now handing out GEDs in medicine now, too.
 
2013-01-16 06:53:38 PM
Bag Balm and Cornhusker's Lotion.

If you don't know of these things, your ancestors had it easy during the Depression. Or at least indoor plumbing.
 
2013-01-16 07:11:35 PM

TheShavingofOccam123: Bag Balm and Cornhusker's Lotion.

If you don't know of these things, your ancestors had it easy during the Depression. Or at least indoor plumbing.



Cornhusker's Lotion is teh awesome. It's one of those old "grandma recommends" remedies that works better than anything newfangled. Also, it smells fresh and clean instead of overly flowerly and girly-fied.
www.beautynewsnyc.com
/Not sure if I'd pour it down my pantaloons, though.
 
2013-01-16 07:17:53 PM
hey my pants have moisturizer as well!
 
2013-01-16 07:29:41 PM

abhorrent1: I self moisturize

[bloodofkittens.com image 308x313]


Came here for this.
 
2013-01-16 07:40:00 PM
Approves:

images2.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2013-01-16 08:06:22 PM

LaraAmber: kvinesknows: LaraAmber: Great now not only do I have to decide between classic cut, boot cut, skinny leg, and hiphugger I now need to decide between shea butter, chamomile, cucumber, and island breeze scents.  I can't way for "sensitive skin" and "firming" versions to hit shelves.  This will virtually guarantee that in that giant wall of folded jeans, you will NEVER find the style you want in your size.

you are a red headed chick.. just walk around in panties all day.

It was 10 degrees yesterday.


You may jog if you like.
 
2013-01-16 08:10:06 PM
Do they have electrolytes?
 
2013-01-16 08:50:26 PM

MissMechante: The All-Powerful Atheismo: I'm still waiting for

[thumbnails.hulu.com image 512x288]

A leg and a leg and a leg

Levi's three-legged jeans

Three at last!


Thank you! I'm not crazy!
 
2013-01-16 09:21:31 PM

Sin_City_Superhero: [img3.allvoices.com image 609x480]

[i2.listal.com image 600x902]

[super-cult.com image 544x819]


i.imgur.com
 
2013-01-16 09:26:19 PM

DeltaPunch: What's wrong with just rubbing normal moisturizer all over legs, then putting on regular jeans?


it's way too easy?
 
2013-01-16 10:12:30 PM

George Babbitt: LaraAmber: cuzsis: I could use this. My legs are badly chapped from my current pants. I can't lotion enough in winter it seems.

Neosporin does wonders for healing really bad patches of dry & chapped skin.  For me the Aveda Replenishing Body Moisturizer made a huge difference over anything I tried from the drugstore and I have sensitive fair skin and am living in Colorado's super dry cold winters.

You should abandon the cycle of lotion(clog pores)->clean->dry skin->lotion(clog pores)->clean->dry skin and just drink more water while getting over the addiction(yes there will be withdrawal) to lotions and moisturizers while you let your body take care of itself. It is equipped to do so, despite what the cosmetics(snake oil)industry tells you.


Are you saying that you don't bathe?
 
2013-01-16 10:16:44 PM
i47.tinypic.com

Yes, Denham, like a jean.
...do you moisturize?
 
2013-01-16 10:17:09 PM

braedan:
From the linked product page:
Often times you don't need a shower (ex. you showered last night), but your bed head makes you look like Gary Busey. Society would say to take another shower. No time for that; and unless you had a sweaty night terror, you're still clean. But you do need to wet your hair to look like a respectable member of society. So what do you do? You're pretty clever so you wet your head in the sink. Or maybe you're cutting edge and you stick your head in the shower. Or maybe you're freakin' Da Vinci and get on your knees with a towel around your neck running your bed head under the faucet like some strange New Age baptism. Whatever your method, let's be honest - Water gets everywhere, you rarely get the back of your head and your hair is now just a different kind of mess.
SERIOUSLY -- you've never heard of THIS:
[thankgodimnatural.files.wordpress.com image 350x400]


I just get my hairbrush wet. Jeez.
 
2013-01-16 10:17:17 PM

Oznog: For some odd reason, I read this as "Moisturizing Jesus".


I knew I wouldn't be alone.
 
2013-01-16 10:47:55 PM

Hawnkee: Approves:

[images2.wikia.nocookie.net image 278x304]


My evil...moisture buddy!
 
2013-01-16 11:27:10 PM
I can safely say that commercial annoyed me more than any other commercial in the history of bad commercials.

I can't quite put my finger on it as to why. It has something to do with being bitter and just a bit too old to accept how obnoxiously self absorbed this generation has become like no other generation in history. Thanks cell phones, thanks Internet.

Excuse me while I go look at porn then insult some more people elsewhere.

farking dude, moisturizing jeans? What the farkKKK is wrong with white civilization?
 
2013-01-16 11:53:54 PM
Ew. Crotch-Rot Alert!
 
2013-01-17 12:06:56 AM

Bermuda59: Not as stupid as this product
Link


um... that's actually kindof genius.

I often shower at night when I know I'm not going to have a lot of time in the morning, but then my hair ends up stuck in the most annoying and stubbornly warped configurations. I might have to buy this.

/not a paid spokesman.
 
2013-01-17 12:54:51 AM
i42.photobucket.com
 
2013-01-17 12:55:32 AM
i42.photobucket.com
 
2013-01-17 12:56:17 AM
i42.photobucket.com
 
2013-01-17 12:56:57 AM
i42.photobucket.com
 
2013-01-17 12:57:44 AM
i42.photobucket.com
 
2013-01-17 12:58:28 AM
i42.photobucket.com
 
2013-01-17 01:26:11 AM

PaLarkin: What if you need to be moisturized but don't have legs or a butt?


Came here for that.

Leaving satisfied :)
 
2013-01-17 03:02:18 AM

George Babbitt: This is all I can think of...
[www.freeimagehosting.net image 720x576]


That's what I thought of, too...
 
2013-01-17 04:15:17 AM
I moisterize jeans just by taking my shirt off, and my jeans get moistorized at the thought of [insert hot chick here] doing the same
 
2013-01-17 11:43:00 AM

cryinoutloud: I just get my hairbrush wet. Jeez.


Science!
 
2013-01-17 12:03:46 PM
Ahhhh Brett Favre and Dale Earnhardt Jr make such a nice couple.....
 
2013-01-17 03:15:33 PM
Max Awesome's pictures just made my jeans moist...

/well, not that last one...
 
2013-01-18 07:50:14 AM

Dr. Horrible: Hawnkee: Approves:

[images2.wikia.nocookie.net image 278x304]

My evil...moisture buddy!


Hey. How is the laugh coming along?
 
2013-01-18 07:54:30 PM

The Angry Hand of God: I am already moist, boys! Come wrangle this!

[www.jackswastedlife.com image 575x649]


Damn you, sir. Damn you to hell, and then back. And then to hell again, but not back again. This time you stay. I only brought you back the first time to give you hope. And then to crush it. Because that hurts.

Just like what you did.
 
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