carrion_luggage: Are they also putting Chapstick in chaps?
Oznog: For some odd reason, I read this as "Moisturizing Jesus".AH, ok. Moisturizing JEANS. That makes MUCH more sense!
Gyrfalcon: Ew, that sounds....disgusting.
SirDigbyChickenCaesar: [www.getbig.com image 347x459]
Langdon Alger: Erb Crandal: Why are you all shiny?Congressman David Dilbeck: It's Vaseline.Erb Crandal: Oh... oh! It's... great, it's Vaseline!Congressman David Dilbeck: You've never covered yourself with Vaseline?Erb Crandal: No, no, not unless I have third degree burns, no.Congressman David Dilbeck: You don't know what you're missing. I've got it all over. It's down in my boots. I can feel it squishing
uncleacid: When it rains you leave an oil slick trail back to your apartment.
LaraAmber: you will NEVER find the style you want in your size.
Oznog: For some odd reason, I read this as "Moisturizing Jesus".
LaraAmber: Great now not only do I have to decide between classic cut, boot cut, skinny leg, and hiphugger I now need to decide between shea butter, chamomile, cucumber, and island breeze scents. I can't way for "sensitive skin" and "firming" versions to hit shelves. This will virtually guarantee that in that giant wall of folded jeans, you will NEVER find the style you want in your size.
Rufus Lee King: Oldiron_79: Im pretty sure Buffalo Bob approves.Que?[floridamemory.com image 600x477]
The Angry Hand of God: Rufus Lee King: Oldiron_79: Im pretty sure Buffalo Bob approves.Que?[floridamemory.com image 600x477]Sorry, had to.
The Angry Hand of God: I am already moist, boys! Come wrangle this![www.jackswastedlife.com image 575x649]
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