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(Vogue UK)   Wrangler launches Moisturizing Jeans. They're jeans, that moisturize   (vogue.co.uk) divider line 147
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2013-01-16 02:26:23 PM
That's exactly what a bad case of swamp ass needs.
 
2013-01-16 02:26:41 PM
Yeah, but turn the heat up a little, and they'll dry up, crack, and then SPLAT!! -- that's it for humanity.
 
2013-01-16 02:26:43 PM
This is the result of Wrangler hooking up unrestricted internet to their factories...
 
2013-01-16 02:26:49 PM
A lady's jeans should always be moist.
 
2013-01-16 02:28:11 PM
Ew, that sounds....disgusting.
 
2013-01-16 02:28:56 PM
This news is making me cream my pants.
 
2013-01-16 02:29:01 PM
img13.imageshack.us
 
2013-01-16 02:29:30 PM
Don't fat people already make their own gravy?
 
2013-01-16 02:29:54 PM
Fatasses will flock to this. Soon there will be a nationwide epidemic of buttfungus creeping out and... um... I think I'll shut up and go hide somewhere now
 
2013-01-16 02:29:58 PM
www.getbig.com
 
2013-01-16 02:30:04 PM
What's wrong with just rubbing normal moisturizer all over legs, then putting on regular jeans?
 
2013-01-16 02:30:15 PM
Are they also putting Chapstick in chaps?
 
2013-01-16 02:31:58 PM
But my crotch is moist enough as it is. Maybe too moist.
 
2013-01-16 02:32:00 PM

carrion_luggage: Are they also putting Chapstick in chaps?


It's called astro-glide
 
2013-01-16 02:32:03 PM
If I stare at that pic in the article long enough, my jeans will be full of moisture too
 
2013-01-16 02:32:40 PM
i.dailymail.co.uk

She has a face only daddy could love.
 
2013-01-16 02:33:19 PM
You know.... for kids!
 
2013-01-16 02:33:36 PM
For some odd reason, I read this as "Moisturizing Jesus".

AH, ok. Moisturizing JEANS. That makes MUCH more sense!
 
Bf+
2013-01-16 02:35:06 PM
From the makers of...
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2013-01-16 02:36:09 PM
i171.photobucket.com

Wow.
 
2013-01-16 02:36:30 PM

Oznog: For some odd reason, I read this as "Moisturizing Jesus".

AH, ok. Moisturizing JEANS. That makes MUCH more sense!


media.onsugar.com
 
2013-01-16 02:39:16 PM

Gyrfalcon: Ew, that sounds....disgusting.


I concur.
 
2013-01-16 02:39:36 PM
What if you need to be moisturized but don't have legs or a butt?

home.earthlink.net
 
2013-01-16 02:39:45 PM
It puts the lotion on it's skin!
 
2013-01-16 02:40:34 PM

SirDigbyChickenCaesar: [www.getbig.com image 347x459]


www.hogwild.net
Seconded for truth
 
2013-01-16 02:41:00 PM
Erb Crandal: Why are you all shiny?
Congressman David Dilbeck: It's Vaseline.
Erb Crandal: Oh... oh! It's... great, it's Vaseline!
Congressman David Dilbeck: You've never covered yourself with Vaseline?
Erb Crandal: No, no, not unless I have third degree burns, no.
Congressman David Dilbeck: You don't know what you're missing. I've got it all over. It's down in my boots. I can feel it squishing
 
2013-01-16 02:41:26 PM
They really need to add in a wide range antibiotic to that moisturizer....
 
2013-01-16 02:42:57 PM
...what?
 
2013-01-16 02:44:06 PM
When it rains you leave an oil slick trail back to your apartment.
 
2013-01-16 02:44:15 PM

Langdon Alger: Erb Crandal: Why are you all shiny?
Congressman David Dilbeck: It's Vaseline.
Erb Crandal: Oh... oh! It's... great, it's Vaseline!
Congressman David Dilbeck: You've never covered yourself with Vaseline?
Erb Crandal: No, no, not unless I have third degree burns, no.
Congressman David Dilbeck: You don't know what you're missing. I've got it all over. It's down in my boots. I can feel it squishing


Love that scene. That was the best part of the movie that didn't involve Demi Moore's tits.

/Honorable mention: Chesty LaFrance.
 
2013-01-16 02:45:52 PM
Im pretty sure Buffalo Bob approves.
 
2013-01-16 02:46:31 PM
But to work properly laides would hve to wear these without panties on and ..uh, I think I'll be in my bunk...
 
2013-01-16 02:48:15 PM
Not as stupid as this product
Link
 
2013-01-16 02:48:45 PM
Great now not only do I have to decide between classic cut, boot cut, skinny leg, and hiphugger I now need to decide between shea butter, chamomile, cucumber, and island breeze scents.  I can't way for "sensitive skin" and "firming" versions to hit shelves.  This will virtually guarantee that in that giant wall of folded jeans, you will NEVER find the style you want in your size.
 
2013-01-16 02:49:26 PM
As someone who has to remind his kids and check them to make sure they have put enough lotion on regularly, especially this time of year, I'm getting a kick, etc.
 
2013-01-16 02:49:31 PM
I self moisturize

bloodofkittens.com
 
2013-01-16 02:50:03 PM

uncleacid: When it rains you leave an oil slick trail back to your apartment.


Whoever buys these already has left a snail trail so thick it's stained the concrete
 
2013-01-16 02:50:24 PM

LaraAmber: you will NEVER find the style you want in your size.


Amazon.
 
2013-01-16 02:52:33 PM

Oznog: For some odd reason, I read this as "Moisturizing Jesus".


No you didn't.
 
2013-01-16 02:53:30 PM
I'm guessing that you aren't supposed to wash them between wearings?!? I'll sometimes wear a pair of jeans twice before washing but never more than that, so, I think I'll pass...
 
2013-01-16 02:54:22 PM
I am already moist, boys! Come wrangle this!

www.jackswastedlife.com
 
2013-01-16 02:55:36 PM
This is all I can think of...
www.freeimagehosting.net
 
2013-01-16 02:56:29 PM

LaraAmber: Great now not only do I have to decide between classic cut, boot cut, skinny leg, and hiphugger I now need to decide between shea butter, chamomile, cucumber, and island breeze scents.  I can't way for "sensitive skin" and "firming" versions to hit shelves.  This will virtually guarantee that in that giant wall of folded jeans, you will NEVER find the style you want in your size.


On second thought, maybe I can get a pair that will deal with the rash...
 
2013-01-16 02:57:32 PM

Rufus Lee King: Oldiron_79: Im pretty sure Buffalo Bob approves.

Que?

[floridamemory.com image 600x477]


Sorry, had to.
 
2013-01-16 02:58:16 PM

The Angry Hand of God: Rufus Lee King: Oldiron_79: Im pretty sure Buffalo Bob approves.

Que?

[floridamemory.com image 600x477]

Sorry, had to.


imageshack.us
 
2013-01-16 02:58:21 PM
They'll slip on like a glove!
 
2013-01-16 03:00:27 PM

The Angry Hand of God: I am already moist, boys! Come wrangle this!

[www.jackswastedlife.com image 575x649]


denver.mylittlefacewhen.com
 
2013-01-16 03:01:27 PM
Am I the only one who read her name as Jizzie Lager? Yes? Ok, I'll see myself out...
 
2013-01-16 03:01:55 PM
Hey, around me ALL the ladies have moist jeans. Oh yeah.
 
2013-01-16 03:05:53 PM
The Denim Spa jeans come in three finishes - Aloe Vera, Olive Extract and Smooth Legs, which aims to prevent cellulite.

.
Wanna know what really prevents cellulite?
Exercise. Nothing else.
Not fancy jeans,
Not a special diet.
Not pills.
Not a bunch of snake oil or a batch of prayer.
Exercise.
Accept no substitutes.

But if you claim it can
shed the pounds magically
Women will buy it.

Because they aren't too smart.
the reason is because they are human and consumers.
Human consumers are dumb.
 
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