Kraftwerk Orange: I tell Mrs. Orange that when I get old, I'm gonna do whatever I want, maybe including a nice heroin addiction.
Contents Under Pressure: If they made it to 75, their dietary choices are probably just fine.I hope to be enjoying Bacon, lettuce, and tomato sandwhiches long into my dowager years.
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