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2013-01-16 02:42:15 PM
I wasted time on it.
 
2013-01-16 02:52:34 PM
yea, this is so realistic. Whenever I go ice skating i leave some gas cans on the ice for the zamboni driver
 
2013-01-16 02:53:48 PM

kkinnison: yea, this is so realistic. Whenever I go ice skating i leave some gas cans on the ice for the zamboni driver


Can't tell if failed attempt at sarcasm or pants on the head retardation.
 
2013-01-16 03:02:21 PM
RIPHappy Birthday Frank Zamboni, RIP your productivity.
 
2013-01-16 03:06:10 PM

kkinnison: yea, this is so realistic. Whenever I go ice skating i leave some gas cans on the ice for the zamboni driver


God damned punk kid arsonists. In my day we skated on frozen ponds, not burned down ice rinks. And we liked it that way.
 
2013-01-16 03:13:28 PM

kkinnison: yea, this is so realistic. Whenever I go ice skating i leave some gas cans on the ice for the zamboni driver


Also, the hockey nets are removed on a real ice rink when the Zamboni comes.

Worst. simulation. ever.
 
2013-01-16 03:27:35 PM

Stavr0: kkinnison: yea, this is so realistic. Whenever I go ice skating i leave some gas cans on the ice for the zamboni driver

Also, the hockey nets are removed on a real ice rink when the Zamboni comes.

Worst. simulation. ever.


Not to mention that there are more than 4 players for a hockey game! Those idiots over at google don't know anything!
 
2013-01-16 03:33:32 PM
Do you need Chrome or something? Doesn't work for me.
 
2013-01-16 03:34:56 PM
Great game if you're OCD or a big fan of the mspaint erase tool, I guess.
 
2013-01-16 03:36:57 PM
Since when does a #*^&$ zamboni slip on a banana peel?!?!

Seriously Google, you've jumped the shark.  Might as well sell Android to Microsoft and go back to school for your MBA.
 
2013-01-16 03:43:21 PM

Stavr0: kkinnison: yea, this is so realistic. Whenever I go ice skating i leave some gas cans on the ice for the zamboni driver

Also, the hockey nets are removed on a real ice rink when the Zamboni comes.

Worst. simulation. ever.



Umm...they just get moved around, not removed.
 
2013-01-16 03:51:50 PM
Jeezus Christ that's about the stupidest thing I've ever seen.
 
2013-01-16 03:52:43 PM
Thanks, submitter. I had no idea what that doodle was about, didn't care enough to look it up, but when I read your headline I knew that's what it was about and understood.
 
2013-01-16 04:03:34 PM

CheatCommando: kkinnison: yea, this is so realistic. Whenever I go ice skating i leave some gas cans on the ice for the zamboni driver

Can't tell if failed attempt at sarcasm or pants on the head retardation.


Woah. An anti-joke in response to an anti-joke.

That's so meta!
 
2013-01-16 04:25:30 PM
That sucks. I can't get the Zamboni behind the hockey nets.
 
2013-01-16 04:26:59 PM
The real unrealistic part was figure skaters sharing the ice with hockey players. That's never been done befo...oh, wait, thanks KHL skills competition.

/ now if those pots of coffee were replace with cans of beer, it might have promise *and* be realistic.
 
2013-01-16 04:33:19 PM
Turns out I did need to install Chrome because my firewall had been set to block Googles intrusive snooping domains. Also explained why parts of googlemaps stopped working recently.
 
2013-01-16 04:48:25 PM
I'm in Oz, so all I got was naked toddlers wearing helmets.

/Banksia Man
 
2013-01-16 04:53:53 PM
I liked it, and I'm glad Google does cool stuff like that.

But if you miss a tiny spot your game can just come to a halt. I missed a little tiny speck behind the goal and I simply couldn't see it. I just rode around until I "found" it but ideally you wouldn't have a blue on blue erasing game.
 
2013-01-16 05:09:47 PM

SomethingToDo: I'm in Oz, so all I got was naked toddlers wearing helmets.

/Banksia Man


Dam pedophiles always luring children off down your yellow brick road.
 
2013-01-16 05:27:01 PM
ITT: People taking a free Flash time-waster very seriously.
 
2013-01-16 05:52:00 PM

fatalvenom: Stavr0: kkinnison: yea, this is so realistic. Whenever I go ice skating i leave some gas cans on the ice for the zamboni driver

Also, the hockey nets are removed on a real ice rink when the Zamboni comes.

Worst. simulation. ever.


Umm...they just get moved around, not removed.


Yeah, typically moved to a corner, and then back for the ice resurfacer to get that spot
 
2013-01-16 08:00:41 PM

Treygreen13: I just rode around until I "found" it but ideally you wouldn't have a blue on blue erasing game.


If you sit still for a few seconds, the parts you missed will glow red. Found that out when I kept missing a spot behind the hockey nets.

Anyone played this for an extended period? I had to stop after a few rounds. How far does it go?
 
2013-01-17 12:50:07 AM

Honest Bender: Treygreen13: I just rode around until I "found" it but ideally you wouldn't have a blue on blue erasing game.

If you sit still for a few seconds, the parts you missed will glow red. Found that out when I kept missing a spot behind the hockey nets.

Anyone played this for an extended period? I had to stop after a few rounds. How far does it go?


I "won" it.... it goes on for three levels with the kids, three or four levels with the hockey rink, then four or five (clearly I wasn't counting) with a figure skating rink. The last three levels are first a bunch of figure skaters, then a bunch of figure skaters and hockey players, then a bunch of figure skaters, hockey players, and kids. By the end, there's three fuel tanks, and you can beat the last few levels easily going side-to-side starting from the bottom of the screen (starting from the bottom so it's easy to line up the bottom of the Zamboni with the area that hasn't been cleaned).

The most annoying thing is dealing with the nets on the hockey levels. Once you get past those levels, the remainder aren't bad.
 
2013-01-17 03:13:21 PM
This is the strangest branding/naming crossover I've just learnt about since I learnt there actually IS a "John McAfee."
 
2013-01-19 01:41:26 PM
I don't understand. What's the point?
 
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