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(Huffington Post)   16-foot, 3500-lb. shark named Mary Lee spotted in the surf off of Jacksonville. Fortunately, nobody in their right mind would live or vacation in Jacksonville, so there's no danger   (huffingtonpost.com ) divider line
    More: Florida, Jacksonville Beach, Jacksonville, Ocearch, New York Aquarium, Florida Times-Union, Southern Mississippi, World Wildlife Fund, Galapagos National Park  
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2013-01-16 10:44:56 AM  
6 votes:
Deputies in Florida searching for Mary Lee. Their advice: If you encounter this shark you should clap your hands and say, "Shark go home"
2013-01-16 10:37:33 AM  
3 votes:

that was my nickname in highschool: Here lies the body of-- Already? Crap.

Drink to your leg?


I got that beat.
2013-01-16 11:26:56 AM  
2 votes:

that was my nickname in highschool: Here lies the body of-- Already? Crap.

Drink to your leg?


Nobody doesn't like Mary Lee
2013-01-16 10:19:48 AM  
2 votes:
Good name: Here lies the body of Mary Lee, died at the age of 103. For 15 years she kept her virginity. Not a bad record for this vicinity.
2013-01-16 10:15:54 AM  
2 votes:
cache.ohinternet.com
2013-01-16 10:14:25 AM  
2 votes:
I submitted this last week with a better headline. Not bad for this vicinity.
2013-01-16 12:52:53 PM  
1 vote:

H31N0US: Matrix Flavored Wasabi: More whales than otters, if you know what I mean.

THERE ARE LOTS OF FAT CHICKS


THAT IS THE JOKE BEN!
2013-01-16 12:25:09 PM  
1 vote:
That news chick would be an awesome screw. .
.
No matter how good she looks, some guy, somewhere, is tired of putting up with her crap.
2013-01-16 11:59:21 AM  
1 vote:
I enjoyed Jax while I lived there. If it weren't for Atlanta, it would be the biggest city in all of Georgia.
2013-01-16 11:39:54 AM  
1 vote:

Matrix Flavored Wasabi: More whales than otters, if you know what I mean.


THERE ARE LOTS OF FAT CHICKS
2013-01-16 10:51:53 AM  
1 vote:
Farewell and adieu, to you fair J-Ville bathers,
farewell and adieu, you Florida chums!

For we've received orders, for to GTFO,
and so we leave you, you Jacksonville bums.
2013-01-16 10:47:16 AM  
1 vote:

telejester: Musikslayer Smartest
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2013-01-16 10:38:39 AM


Jacksonville Beach, not Jacksonville. Lived in Jax in the 80s, the only place crappier was Jax Beach. On the plus side, Jax Beach was a good place to score weed

Lived in Neptune Beach myself '83-'88...it and Ponte Vedra were pretty nice, Jax Beach was indeed pretty crappy.


It's pretty nice now with the new ampitheater and buildings.

CSB: watched a midget on a full size bike collide with a guy with no legs in a wheelchair outside the old Crab Pot. Possibly the most awesome thing I have ever seen.
2013-01-16 10:40:24 AM  
1 vote:

Musikslayer: Jacksonville Beach, not Jacksonville. Lived in Jax in the 80s, the only place crappier was Jax Beach. On the plus side, Jax Beach was a good place to score weed.


Orange Park would like a word.
2013-01-16 10:34:10 AM  
1 vote:
Here lies the body of-- Already? Crap.

Drink to your leg?
2013-01-16 10:22:29 AM  
1 vote:
Ahh.... spend 90 seconds googling a pic and lose the bragging rights to the quote.
2013-01-16 10:21:21 AM  
1 vote:
johnnycat.files.wordpress.com

Here lies the body of Mary Lee
Died at the age of a hundred and three.
For fifteen years she kept her virginity;
not a bad record for this vicinity.
2013-01-16 10:15:10 AM  
1 vote:
Someone is going to need a bigger boat.
 
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