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(Huffington Post)   16-foot, 3500-lb. shark named Mary Lee spotted in the surf off of Jacksonville. Fortunately, nobody in their right mind would live or vacation in Jacksonville, so there's no danger   ( divider line
    More: Florida, Jacksonville Beach, Jacksonville, Ocearch, New York Aquarium, Florida Times-Union, Southern Mississippi, World Wildlife Fund, Galapagos National Park  
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2013-01-16 12:25:09 PM  
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That news chick would be an awesome screw. .
No matter how good she looks, some guy, somewhere, is tired of putting up with her crap.
2013-01-16 11:07:35 AM  
1 vote:
The beach has been cleaned up and it's a pretty nice place to visit now. It's more adult oriented and the beach area has some nice places to eat and shop. The downtown area has a great wine bar and some really nice places to eat as well. In July I was almost exactly where that shark was.. Probably about 10 feet north and a little closer to the pier.
2013-01-16 10:40:24 AM  
1 vote:

Musikslayer: Jacksonville Beach, not Jacksonville. Lived in Jax in the 80s, the only place crappier was Jax Beach. On the plus side, Jax Beach was a good place to score weed.

Orange Park would like a word.
2013-01-16 10:21:21 AM  
1 vote:

Here lies the body of Mary Lee
Died at the age of a hundred and three.
For fifteen years she kept her virginity;
not a bad record for this vicinity.
2013-01-16 10:19:48 AM  
1 vote:
Good name: Here lies the body of Mary Lee, died at the age of 103. For 15 years she kept her virginity. Not a bad record for this vicinity.
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