FTFA:"Not every floating structure is a 'vessel'," Breyer wrote for the majority. "To state the obvious, a wooden washtub, a plastic dishpan, a swimming platform on pontoons, a large fishing net, a door taken off its hinges, or Pinocchio (when inside the whale) are not 'vessels'."

I love judicial humor ... haha.

Good name: Here lies the body of Mary Lee, died at the age of 103. For 15 years she kept her virginity. Not a bad record for this vicinity.

Here lies the body of Mary Lee
Died at the age of a hundred and three.
For fifteen years she kept her virginity;
not a bad record for this vicinity.

Ahh.... spend 90 seconds googling a pic and lose the bragging rights to the quote.

Here lies the body of-- Already? Crap.

Drink to your leg?

Jacksonville Beach, not Jacksonville. Lived in Jax in the 80s, the only place crappier was Jax Beach. On the plus side, Jax Beach was a good place to score weed.

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Jacksonville Beach, not Jacksonville. Lived in Jax in the 80s, the only place crappier was Jax Beach. On the plus side, Jax Beach was a good place to score weed

Lived in Neptune Beach myself '83-'88...it and Ponte Vedra were pretty nice, Jax Beach was indeed pretty crappy.

Deputies in Florida searching for Mary Lee. Their advice: If you encounter this shark you should clap your hands and say, "Shark go home"

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Jacksonville Beach, not Jacksonville. Lived in Jax in the 80s, the only place crappier was Jax Beach. On the plus side, Jax Beach was a good place to score weed

Lived in Neptune Beach myself '83-'88...it and Ponte Vedra were pretty nice, Jax Beach was indeed pretty crappy.

It's pretty nice now with the new ampitheater and buildings.

CSB: watched a midget on a full size bike collide with a guy with no legs in a wheelchair outside the old Crab Pot. Possibly the most awesome thing I have ever seen.

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Jacksonville Beach, not Jacksonville. Lived in Jax in the 80s, the only place crappier was Jax Beach. On the plus side, Jax Beach was a good place to score weed

Lived in Neptune Beach myself '83-'88...it and Ponte Vedra were pretty nice, Jax Beach was indeed pretty crappy.

It's pretty nice now with the new ampitheater and buildings.

CSB: watched a midget on a full size bike collide with a guy with no legs in a wheelchair outside the old Crab Pot. Possibly the most awesome thing I have ever seen.

It is Florida, after all.

Hot Carl To Go:
CSB: watched a midget on a full size bike collide with a guy with no legs in a wheelchair outside the old Crab Pot. Possibly the most awesome thing I have ever seen.

I envy you and your great fortune.

However, Ocearch chairman Chris Fischer

Uh, I know that they're trying to be clever and combine "ocean" with "research", but how the hell do yo pronounce that company name?

Oh-see-urch?

Osh-arch?

Oak-arch?

xBIGxEASYx: Deputies in Florida searching for Mary Lee. Their advice: If you encounter this shark you should clap your hands and say, "Shark go home"

I Lol'd

That great white is hanging out in Florida now, but will be headed up to Rhode Island soon for the ten year reunion in February.

Such is the life of a rock and roll star. I'm sure they'll put on another killer show.

Since this is Florida I am expecting the followup article showing someone trying to ride the shark.

Living in jax isn't as horrible as all that. I've lived in far worse places. But let's all act like your crap town is better! I'm sure your bikini girls look much better reclining on your beaches...

\paid less for my awesome house in Jax than D-bags pay for their import cars
\\season tix to an NFL team for $600 doesn't suck either

Have lived in the Jacksonville beaches area for 17+ years now, after living for a while in the hellhole known as Ohio. All those taking shots at Jax are either a) jealous, or b) severely retarded. The only real problem I've found is that as time goes on, more and more people move here instead of going to the Compton of the east coast, Miami. Gotta go now, it's 80 degrees and I'm riding my motorcycle to the beach. Haters gonna hate.

NCg8r: Living in jax isn't as horrible as all that. I've lived in far worse places. But let's all act like your crap town is better! I'm sure your bikini girls look much better reclining on your beaches...

\paid less for my awesome house in Jax than D-bags pay for their import cars
\\season tix to an NFL team for $600 doesn't suck either

Yeah, but the NFL team sucks. And having lifeguarded in Fernandina for a few years, I'd say the beach scene isn't so great. More whales than otters, if you know what I mean.

Matrix Flavored Wasabi: More whales than otters, if you know what I mean.

THERE ARE LOTS OF FAT CHICKS

My mother's name is Mary Lee...so I'm getting a kick and whatnot

logicalman: Have lived in the Jacksonville beaches area for 17+ years now, after living for a while in the hellhole known as Ohio. All those taking shots at Jax are either a) jealous, or b) severely retarded. The only real problem I've found is that as time goes on, more and more people move here instead of going to the Compton of the east coast, Miami. Gotta go now, it's 80 degrees and I'm riding my motorcycle to the beach. Haters gonna hate.

Agreed. Love Jacksonville -- been here six years, moved from dirty Jersey.

I grew up in Atlantic Beach - fun childhood but once I hit high school I could not wait to get the fark out of there. Now that I only have to be there for holidays I appreciate its strange charms. I mean, what's not to love about getting hit on by 85 year old ex-cons at Pete's Bar on a Tuesday night?

Also the water there is usually really cloudy, so I stay out of it. If a 16-foot great white is going to eat me alive screaming I at least want to see it coming.

I enjoyed Jax while I lived there. If it weren't for Atlanta, it would be the biggest city in all of Georgia.

Coming soon: Sara Lee Shark Pies

Candygram?

That news chick would be an awesome screw.

logicalman: Have lived in the Jacksonville beaches area for 17+ years now, after living for a while in the hellhole known as Ohio. All those taking shots at Jax are either a) jealous, or b) severely retarded. The only real problem I've found is that as time goes on, more and more people move here instead of going to the Compton of the east coast, Miami. Gotta go now, it's 80 degrees and I'm riding my motorcycle to the beach. Haters gonna hate.

While I would never claim Jacksonville is nowhere close to heaven on earth, I would agree that its better than a lot of places.

That news chick would be an awesome screw. .
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No matter how good she looks, some guy, somewhere, is tired of putting up with her crap.

flsprtsgod: Yes, this place it terrible. Please save yourselves the ignominy of living or visiting such a horrible locale. I'll suffer the pain of taking your place by riding my bike down 1st Street this afternoon in our horrible, horrible 80 degree weather. You're welcome.

I was just going to suggest the same thing. Terrible horrible place...
/looks north, tips cap,

H31N0US: Matrix Flavored Wasabi: More whales than otters, if you know what I mean.

THERE ARE LOTS OF FAT CHICKS

THAT IS THE JOKE BEN!

airsupport: When Navy men go off to sea, is it just assumed that their wives are going to cheat on them?

I grew up not far from the Navy base in Bremerton WA. On the night a ship would go out, the bars would be packed with slightly obese women. They were called the Bremalo. I think there is something in the Naval culture where you just kinda get a pass for messing around.