that was my nickname in highschool: Here lies the body of-- Already? Crap.Drink to your leg?
Musikslayer: Jacksonville Beach, not Jacksonville. Lived in Jax in the 80s, the only place crappier was Jax Beach. On the plus side, Jax Beach was a good place to score weed.
telejester: Musikslayer SmartestFunniest2013-01-16 10:38:39 AMJacksonville Beach, not Jacksonville. Lived in Jax in the 80s, the only place crappier was Jax Beach. On the plus side, Jax Beach was a good place to score weedLived in Neptune Beach myself '83-'88...it and Ponte Vedra were pretty nice, Jax Beach was indeed pretty crappy.
Hot Carl To Go: CSB: watched a midget on a full size bike collide with a guy with no legs in a wheelchair outside the old Crab Pot. Possibly the most awesome thing I have ever seen.
xBIGxEASYx: Deputies in Florida searching for Mary Lee. Their advice: If you encounter this shark you should clap your hands and say, "Shark go home"
theflatline: navy wives out throwing their tails around while husbands are at sea.
FlashHarry: theflatline: navy wives out throwing their tails around while husbands are at sea.[i55.tinypic.com image 379x214]
NCg8r: Living in jax isn't as horrible as all that. I've lived in far worse places. But let's all act like your crap town is better! I'm sure your bikini girls look much better reclining on your beaches...\paid less for my awesome house in Jax than D-bags pay for their import cars\\season tix to an NFL team for $600 doesn't suck either
Matrix Flavored Wasabi: More whales than otters, if you know what I mean.
logicalman: Have lived in the Jacksonville beaches area for 17+ years now, after living for a while in the hellhole known as Ohio. All those taking shots at Jax are either a) jealous, or b) severely retarded. The only real problem I've found is that as time goes on, more and more people move here instead of going to the Compton of the east coast, Miami. Gotta go now, it's 80 degrees and I'm riding my motorcycle to the beach. Haters gonna hate.
flsprtsgod: Yes, this place it terrible. Please save yourselves the ignominy of living or visiting such a horrible locale. I'll suffer the pain of taking your place by riding my bike down 1st Street this afternoon in our horrible, horrible 80 degree weather. You're welcome.
H31N0US: Matrix Flavored Wasabi: More whales than otters, if you know what I mean.THERE ARE LOTS OF FAT CHICKS
airsupport: When Navy men go off to sea, is it just assumed that their wives are going to cheat on them?
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