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(Sun Sentinel)   Deputies in Florida searching for pet grizzly bear. Pet grizzly? Their advice: If you encounter this bear you should clap your hands and say, "Bear go home"   ( ) divider line
    More: Florida, deputies, Wildlife Conservation Commission, pet grizzly bear, Golden Gate Estates, Grizzlies  
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4708 clicks; posted to Main » on 16 Jan 2013 at 10:18 AM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-01-16 10:26:52 AM  
4 votes:
Mauler, no mauling! Mauler, no mauling! Mauler, no mauling!

/it's what I thought of
2013-01-16 10:51:32 AM  
2 votes:
...adding, "if it mauls you, that's not the one we're looking for."
2013-01-16 11:13:19 AM  
1 vote:

abhorrent1: Why do they continue to let these idiots keep wild animals as "pets"?

You saw the tag, right?
2013-01-16 10:40:55 AM  
1 vote:


Yeah, I'm not clicking that link.
2013-01-16 10:40:15 AM  
1 vote:
I have an ad which shows a cat with a goldfish in a bowl.

My caption:

In our language we have many words for your people, such as "snack, appetizer,  hors d'oeuvre, breakfast, canapé...."

Bears, being omnivors like us, evaluate other living things as 1) threats; 2) mates; or 3) meals. I assume that those children are in the category "Save for later in case I get hungry".

There's no such thing as a tame bear. Stephen Colbert is right:  the Bear Threat Level is always high.

That's why I hate those coke commercials with seals and bears enjoying a Coke. They might as well be splitting an order of Antartica penguin and fries.
2013-01-16 10:33:23 AM  
1 vote:
Just look for the poop with a hint of mace smell and bells in it.
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