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(Sun Sentinel)   Deputies in Florida searching for pet grizzly bear. Pet grizzly? Their advice: If you encounter this bear you should clap your hands and say, "Bear go home"   (sun-sentinel.com) divider line 76
    More: Florida, deputies, Wildlife Conservation Commission, pet grizzly bear, Golden Gate Estates, Grizzlies  
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2013-01-16 11:54:18 AM  
cdn-www.i-am-bored.com
 
2013-01-16 12:00:43 PM  
I thought I was missing a meme with the "Bear go home" thing, nope turns out Florida is just that farked up.
 
2013-01-16 12:01:25 PM  

MooseUpNorth: Beerguy: Charlie Vandergaw is getting a kick.

Is that the 'bear whisperer' who got his ass handed to him when one of his grizzly friends got tired of his (and his wife's) shiat the other year?


No that is  Charlie Vandergaw, who is alive and well living in Alaska. He was fined for feeding the wild bears that have been "visiting" his property for many years.

You are thinking of Timothy Treadwell, who is currently dead.
 
2013-01-16 12:06:27 PM  

Deep Contact: Went to look for the bear but saw a road sign that said Bear Left so I went home.


Right, frog.
 
2013-01-16 12:10:18 PM  

coneyfark: heavymetal: abhorrent1: Why do they continue to let these idiots keep wild animals as "pets"?

Their constitutional rights under the 2nd Amendment.

They will continue to fight for their constitutional right to keep and arm bears.


What if it was a typo and we actually have the innate human right to delicious fried pastries.

/bearclaws
 
2013-01-16 12:15:05 PM  
Proof that bears poop in the woods.

www.ecu.edu
 
2013-01-16 12:16:17 PM  

The Iron duke: [cdn-www.i-am-bored.com image 850x637]


Replace "with a stick" with "With his giant, clanging brass balls".

He killed a bear like a Cheetah or Lion kills, death blow to the jugular (admittedly he didn't actually make it to the vein with his small canines, but still who does that?).

I'm guessing his life was either filled with guy who wanted to fight "the guy who killed a bear" or free beers.
 
2013-01-16 12:21:00 PM  
I just do this:

i758.photobucket.com
 
2013-01-16 12:34:17 PM  
Making loud noises and shouting is, IIRC, actually not the worst of ideas. Making yourself as large as possible also helps, but if this bear is a 100-pound cub then most adult humans will already be bigger.

Bears are not homicidal maniacs. If you can convince a bear that attacking you will prove to be more trouble than it's worth, the bear will go away. Of course, convincing a freaking bear that you actually stand a chance against it is not the easiest or most honest thing to do, but fortunately bears are not all that smart.
 
2013-01-16 12:39:31 PM  

TheOther: Spanky McStupid: abhorrent1: Why do they continue to let these idiots keep wild animals as "pets"?

You saw the tag, right?

The bears were supposed to eat the pythons.


Then what about the Bears? Can't go the gorilla route cause it doesn't get cold enough in Florida.
 
2013-01-16 12:41:01 PM  
Does that clapping thing work with hipsters, too?

/I'm gonna hafta try
 
2013-01-16 12:43:29 PM  
No mention yet of piss-drinking? Fark, I am dissapoint.

4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-01-16 12:44:07 PM  

The Iron duke: [cdn-www.i-am-bored.com image 850x637]


I hope that guy only had daughters, for his sons would never, ever, EVER be able to live up to their father's manliness/badassness.

Though it may be hard to father children with balls that are 6 inch spheres of stainless steel.

/in jackson every year for the GTMF
 
2013-01-16 12:55:31 PM  
i796.photobucket.com
 
2013-01-16 01:09:30 PM  
Does anyone know if Obama addressed this today?

media.screened.com
 
2013-01-16 01:14:09 PM  
So bears like dinner music?
 
2013-01-16 01:15:47 PM  
Does not seem to want to go home
 
2013-01-16 01:29:34 PM  

The Iron duke: [cdn-www.i-am-bored.com image 850x637]


"without"?
/There's some "creative" capitalization and hyphenation there, too.
 
2013-01-16 01:46:59 PM  
Am I in before bear cavalry?
 
2013-01-16 01:57:15 PM  

abhorrent1: TheOther: Spanky McStupid: abhorrent1: Why do they continue to let these idiots keep wild animals as "pets"?

You saw the tag, right?

The bears were supposed to eat the pythons.

Then what about the Bears? Can't go the gorilla route cause it doesn't get cold enough in Florida.


Bad News
 
2013-01-16 02:26:27 PM  
Just because it worked with Mittens, you expect it to work here?
 
2013-01-16 02:27:03 PM  

Brick-House: Does anyone know if Obama addressed this today?

[media.screened.com image 400x316]


Sort of an undressing.
 
2013-01-16 03:57:43 PM  
www.roflzoo.com

 This thread had me looking up bear pictures, and I thought this one was cute.

 Cute until he grows up and mauls you, but still cute.
 
2013-01-16 04:14:06 PM  

dickfreckle: [www.roflzoo.com image 640x480]

 This thread had me looking up bear pictures, and I thought this one was cute.

 Cute until he grows up and mauls you, but still cute.


He needs a cigarette hanging out of his mouth and a martini in his paw PSed in.
 
2013-01-16 04:28:55 PM  

dickfreckle: [www.roflzoo.com image 640x480]

 This thread had me looking up bear pictures, and I thought this one was cute.

 Cute until he grows up and mauls you, but still cute.


Um, yeah...nothing frightening about that...

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2013-01-17 08:48:58 AM  

Beerguy: No that is Charlie Vandergaw, who is alive and well living in Alaska. He was fined for feeding the wild bears that have been "visiting" his property for many years.


Ah. I'd figured everybody would have learned from the other dipshiat's example. I guess not. I'll start getting some bear shiat jokes and 'shoops together for his future fark headline thread.
 
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