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(Sun Sentinel)   Deputies in Florida searching for pet grizzly bear. Pet grizzly? Their advice: If you encounter this bear you should clap your hands and say, "Bear go home"   (sun-sentinel.com) divider line 76
    More: Florida, deputies, Wildlife Conservation Commission, pet grizzly bear, Golden Gate Estates, Grizzlies  
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2013-01-16 10:21:12 AM
That reminds me ... I forgot to check the Bear Threat Level today ...
 
2013-01-16 10:26:06 AM
To be fair, that is better advice than "run away screaming".
 
2013-01-16 10:26:10 AM

redundantman: That reminds me ... I forgot to check the Bear Threat Level today ...


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2013-01-16 10:26:52 AM
Mauler, no mauling! Mauler, no mauling! Mauler, no mauling!

/it's what I thought of
 
2013-01-16 10:28:01 AM
I prefer "Shoo shoo!" and if that doesn't work I go to "Get out of my damn yard!"
 
2013-01-16 10:28:30 AM
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/oblig
 
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2013-01-16 10:28:33 AM
So if you know a bear who wants to be petted by a Deputy....
 
2013-01-16 10:28:45 AM
It's okay, it's just Boog.
 
2013-01-16 10:29:25 AM
Mike Birbiglia remains skeptical of this approach.
 
2013-01-16 10:30:22 AM
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2013-01-16 10:33:07 AM
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2013-01-16 10:33:23 AM
Just look for the poop with a hint of mace smell and bells in it.
 
2013-01-16 10:35:24 AM
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"Let the bears pay the bear tax. I pay the Homer tax!"
 
2013-01-16 10:37:21 AM
That little guy isn't going to hurt you. Now if it was a pet chimp, that would be a different story.
 
2013-01-16 10:37:31 AM
 
2013-01-16 10:39:04 AM
Have they tried putting out a pick a nick basket?
 
2013-01-16 10:40:15 AM
I have an ad which shows a cat with a goldfish in a bowl.

My caption:

In our language we have many words for your people, such as "snack, appetizer,  hors d'oeuvre, breakfast, canapé...."

Bears, being omnivors like us, evaluate other living things as 1) threats; 2) mates; or 3) meals. I assume that those children are in the category "Save for later in case I get hungry".

There's no such thing as a tame bear. Stephen Colbert is right:  the Bear Threat Level is always high.

That's why I hate those coke commercials with seals and bears enjoying a Coke. They might as well be splitting an order of Antartica penguin and fries.
 
2013-01-16 10:40:55 AM

blatz514: DO YOU NEED ASSISTANCE? (NSFW LANGUAGE AND BEAR SEX)


Yeah, I'm not clicking that link.
 
2013-01-16 10:44:01 AM

Forced Perspective: blatz514: DO YOU NEED ASSISTANCE? (NSFW LANGUAGE AND BEAR SEX)

Yeah, I'm not clicking that link.


I'll give ya an image then.

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2013-01-16 10:51:27 AM
Went to look for the bear but saw a road sign that said Bear Left so I went home.
 
2013-01-16 10:51:32 AM
...adding, "if it mauls you, that's not the one we're looking for."
 
2013-01-16 10:55:25 AM
Why do they continue to let these idiots keep wild animals as "pets"?
 
2013-01-16 10:56:53 AM

blatz514: Forced Perspective: blatz514: DO YOU NEED ASSISTANCE? (NSFW LANGUAGE AND BEAR SEX)

Yeah, I'm not clicking that link.

I'll give ya an image then.

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I thought it was going to be this:
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/you don't come here for the hunting do you?
//hot.
 
2013-01-16 10:58:14 AM

abhorrent1: Why do they continue to let these idiots keep wild animals as "pets"?


The shadow of Grizzly Adams is long
 
2013-01-16 10:59:06 AM
Next: Florida man thinks he found escaped bear, claps hands and says, "bear go home." Wild bear then eats man.
 
2013-01-16 11:02:59 AM
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2013-01-16 11:04:00 AM
STAY TUNED FOR AN ALL NEW ALLY MCBEAL!

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2013-01-16 11:05:17 AM
You can take the bear out of the wilderness, but you can't take the "I am 600 Lbs of muscled killing machine" out of the bear.
 
2013-01-16 11:06:23 AM

abhorrent1: Why do they continue to let these idiots keep wild animals as "pets"?


Their constitutional rights under the 2nd Amendment.
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2013-01-16 11:08:15 AM
*claps hands* *tinkles*
 
2013-01-16 11:12:40 AM
How about BOOM new throw rug?
 
2013-01-16 11:13:12 AM
Holy crap my girlfriend and I were just reading about that one guy that found a grizzly cub and raised it to adulthood. Was wondering if it was the same bear at first

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2013-01-16 11:13:19 AM

abhorrent1: Why do they continue to let these idiots keep wild animals as "pets"?


You saw the tag, right?
 
2013-01-16 11:14:26 AM
You're drunk bear, go home!
 
2013-01-16 11:14:39 AM
I'm not afraid of bears. There's no way they could catch me. They'd keep slipping in my shiat.
 
2013-01-16 11:15:30 AM
Does that clapping thing work with hookers, too?
 
2013-01-16 11:15:33 AM
You don't have to outrun the bear, just your buddy.
 
2013-01-16 11:20:53 AM

Duke Skymocker: Next: Florida man thinks he found escaped bear, claps hands and says, "bear go home." Wild bear then eats man. empties clip, and enjoys rare delicacy


FTFY
 
2013-01-16 11:21:28 AM
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2013-01-16 11:22:21 AM

heavymetal: abhorrent1: Why do they continue to let these idiots keep wild animals as "pets"?

Their constitutional rights under the 2nd Amendment.


They will continue to fight for their constitutional right to keep and arm bears.
 
2013-01-16 11:22:52 AM

Spanky McStupid: abhorrent1: Why do they continue to let these idiots keep wild animals as "pets"?

You saw the tag, right?


The bears were supposed to eat the pythons.
 
2013-01-16 11:24:30 AM

blatz514: DO YOU NEED ASSISTANCE? (NSFW LANGUAGE AND BEAR SEX)


Best line in cinematic history.


Also, how the hell has the 'Bald-Headed Bear' of Claire County not made it here yet? Fark, i am disappoint.

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2013-01-16 11:27:38 AM
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2013-01-16 11:32:42 AM
Wrong. What you need to do is take God's name and hold the hand of the bear and say "I consider you as my brother" and "Brother I am helpless, you are my brother, my ursine brother."
 
2013-01-16 11:34:07 AM
Well if you're going to be a bear, be a grizzly.
 
2013-01-16 11:38:39 AM
 
2013-01-16 11:39:06 AM
Just one?

Charlie Vandergaw is getting a kick.

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Yes, those are wild bears...not raised in captivity.
 
2013-01-16 11:39:29 AM

jayhawk88: [www.mediamikes.com image 338x253]


HOW CAN THIS BE?
 
2013-01-16 11:46:46 AM

Beerguy: Charlie Vandergaw is getting a kick.


Is that the 'bear whisperer' who got his ass handed to him when one of his grizzly friends got tired of his (and his wife's) shiat the other year?
 
2013-01-16 11:48:19 AM
got to be careful...one of these might take you up on it...

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