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(Boobies)   Scientists believe they're a large step closer to curing AIDS, despite massive clamoring from the scientific community to figure out more important issues like why we always stick USB drives in upside down   (firstpost.com) divider line 26
    More: Cool, aides, USB, drug therapies, scientific community, Queensland Institute of Medical Research, David Harrich, proteins  
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2013-01-16 11:17:34 AM
5 votes:

NightOwl2255: FTA Researchers at Queensland Institute of Medical Research have claimed of making a breakthrough that could lead to a potential cure for AIDS

A claim of a potential cure? Yeah, don't hold your breath.

/Always wear your jimmy.
//Even porn actors have to wear a jimmy now.
///Jimmy.


The last thing in the world you would want is to find your Jimmy being sold next to a broken toaster being sold for $22, and have to talk the guy down to $17. Just make sure you take it home and wash it off, then you should feel complete again.
2013-01-16 11:15:01 AM
5 votes:
This article from Boobies.com is very informative.
2013-01-16 11:47:30 AM
4 votes:
I've always believed in the quantum state of USB plugs.
www.globalnerdy.com
2013-01-16 11:12:56 AM
4 votes:
Stop sticking USB drives in the wrong hole.
2013-01-16 11:20:00 AM
3 votes:

corronchilejano: tricycleracer: [www.petapixel.com image 550x310]

Those go on top or bottom?


60% of the time, the seam side is on the bottom every time.
2013-01-16 01:44:30 PM
2 votes:

over_and_done: DenisVengeance: orbister: The USB symbol goes on top.
[static.guim.co.uk image 400x194]

Actually the symbol on the connector is supposed to line up with the symbol on the host.

That would be insanely useful, if the symbols on both weren't printed/stamped in raised black on a matte black plastic background. Stupid vendors being all stylish and cool instead of practical.

All plugs should have connectors shaped like a 90-degree corner. That'll fix it.


That sounds like an

*puts on sunglasses*

all right solution

YEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHH
2013-01-16 01:09:55 PM
2 votes:
25.media.tumblr.com

Also, obligatory.
2013-01-16 12:24:12 PM
2 votes:

wingding:

I can't see green so I'm still screwed! lol


derbyimages.woot.com
2013-01-16 11:59:11 AM
2 votes:
Unlike AIDS - the USB connector is badly designed.

/window seat
2013-01-16 11:25:06 AM
2 votes:

NightOwl2255: /Always wear your jimmy.


I didn't pay a doctor to slit holes in my nuts and fish around inside to tug out the little strings to cut them and tie knots in them and stuff them back in and sew up the holes with a needle and thread so I could wear a "Jimmy" while I bang my wife of 19 years.
2013-01-16 02:00:46 PM
1 votes:

vudukungfu: Stop sticking USB drives in the wrong hole.


You mean the Ethernet port?
/Dammit, why doesn't see the memory stick?!
2013-01-16 01:23:01 PM
1 votes:
img1.fark.net

HA! Fark you, Fark filter!
2013-01-16 12:34:40 PM
1 votes:

JamesSirBensonMum: I've always believed in the quantum state of USB plugs.
[www.globalnerdy.com image 550x483]


Accurate.
www.maniacworld.com
2013-01-16 12:26:23 PM
1 votes:
images.gizmag.com

commonsenseatheism.com
2013-01-16 12:02:04 PM
1 votes:
one drug, one protein... let's get together and feel all right
2013-01-16 11:48:11 AM
1 votes:
Yeah subby's totally right on about the USB drives. And don't get me started about those farking concave spoons!
2013-01-16 11:44:58 AM
1 votes:
img24.imageshack.us
2013-01-16 11:38:55 AM
1 votes:
You know that Intel commercial where the inventor of the USB walks in to the cafeteria? If I were there, I'd grab him by the feet and shove his head in to a garbage can. Then, I'd pull him out, flip him over and push him back in. "How do you like that? Is that fun?"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v3AucZOsjZ4

It's in German.
2013-01-16 11:34:40 AM
1 votes:
La Vie Boheme!

/ Actual reality! Act up! Fight AIDS!
2013-01-16 11:32:43 AM
1 votes:

offacue: I didn't pay a doctor to slit holes in my nuts and fish around inside to tug out the little strings to cut them and tie knots in them and stuff them back in and sew up the holes with a needle and thread so I could wear a "Jimmy" while I bang my wife of 19 years.


25.media.tumblr.com
2013-01-16 11:26:12 AM
1 votes:

The Angry Hand of God: The last thing in the world you would want is to find your Jimmy being sold next to a broken toaster being sold for $22, and have to talk the guy down to $17. Just make sure you take it home and wash it off, then you should feel complete again.


Detachable peeeniiiis...
2013-01-16 11:24:27 AM
1 votes:

The Angry Hand of God: The last thing in the world you would want is to find your Jimmy being sold next to a broken toaster being sold for $22, and have to talk the guy down to $17. Just make sure you take it home and wash it off, then you should feel complete again.


I saw them in concert once, their guitarist looked like Sam Kinison added 200 lbs, and some completely stoned girl spent half the concert with her hand in my pants.

/CSB
2013-01-16 11:23:34 AM
1 votes:
Don't you know how to read, subby? The link has some gobbledygook about AIDS, not USB drives.

Talk about misleading headlines... *muttergrumble*
2013-01-16 11:23:12 AM
1 votes:

BetterMetalSnake: Cue for the hoard of farkers who have never used thier USB connectors the wrong way and have no idea WTF is wrong with the rest of loosers in 3..2..1..


Shiat. I fried a USB drive sticking it in backwards. The drive only had a little plastic piece with the contacts, and nothing to prevent you from plugging it in the wrong way.
2013-01-16 11:21:11 AM
1 votes:
2013-01-16 11:14:54 AM
1 votes:
"...like why we always stick USB drives in upside down"

Shiat ain't funny. I do that all the farking time!
 
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