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(Yahoo)   They cited Admiralty Law? The Sovereign Citizens must be wetting themselves   (news.yahoo.com) divider line 23
    More: Florida, U.S. Supreme Court, maritime laws, U.S., Breyers, Sonia Sotomayor, marinas, Fane Lozman  
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15421 clicks; posted to Main » on 16 Jan 2013 at 10:12 AM (1 year ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2013-01-16 12:46:22 PM
4 votes:
FTA: Lozman, 51, cheered the decision. "I feel like I'm floating on a cloud,"

Pamela Ryan, the city attorney for Riviera Beach, immediately declared Lozman to be a vessel, and seized him under maritime law.
2013-01-16 10:53:28 AM
4 votes:

lecgbe: US SC ustice Stephen Breyer - "Not every floating structure is a 'vessel'," Breyer wrote for the majority. "To state the obvious, a wooden washtub, a plastic dishpan, a swimming platform on pontoons, a large fishing net, a door taken off its hinges, or Pinocchio (when inside the whale) are not 'vessels'."

well if Pinocchio is involved than it should be obvious if some one is lying


I kind of wish he would have said something about witches floating.
2013-01-16 10:24:32 AM
4 votes:
Maybe they should try a different tack.
2013-01-16 10:14:23 AM
3 votes:
Depends.
2013-01-16 11:30:00 AM
2 votes:
SHould have said Parlay.
2013-01-16 11:17:11 AM
2 votes:

Because People in power are Stupid: That "home" looks like a doublewide on pontoons. Please Florida, do everyone a favor and just sink that eyesore.


Um, it was broken up, the remains burned, and then the ashes were dumped at sea over the Marianas trench.

Good enough for you?
2013-01-16 10:54:47 AM
2 votes:
Okay Florida, now get unpowered houseboats declared mobile homes and we can have the tornadoes in the marinas for all the grins my bemusement can handle.
2013-01-16 10:50:19 AM
2 votes:
US SC ustice Stephen Breyer - "Not every floating structure is a 'vessel'," Breyer wrote for the majority. "To state the obvious, a wooden washtub, a plastic dishpan, a swimming platform on pontoons, a large fishing net, a door taken off its hinges, or Pinocchio (when inside the whale) are not 'vessels'."

well if Pinocchio is involved than it should be obvious if some one is lying
2013-01-16 10:47:18 AM
2 votes:

pute kisses like a man: I thought this was more an issue of the complexities that we had to solve back in the day when someone wondered whether a mobile home was a movable or an immovable (real property or personal property)


Tornados say movable.
2013-01-16 10:46:21 AM
2 votes:
I think this ruling leaves the door open for an enterprising few to obtain a Letter of Marque and harass trade between this house and its allies.

Yar! Which of ye stout men will sign up for plunderrr?
2013-01-16 10:41:32 AM
2 votes:
I do not wish to create joinder with you.
2013-01-16 10:16:02 AM
2 votes:
Whatever floats your boat.
I'm hoping he sues them for a lot and wins.
They (the city) sound like a bunch of assholes.
2013-01-16 02:54:56 PM
1 votes:
Subby, don't knock admiralty law. One of my first interviews after law school was in a firm that specialized in it. The firm was Farragut, Dewey, Nimitz and Rickover.

/Actually, in law school, whenever I saw admiralty law listed or mentioned, I always had to smile at the absurd images it brought to mind.
2013-01-16 12:23:31 PM
1 votes:
maxximillian
I kind of wish he would have said something about witches floating.

That would have been awesome. And speaking of the necessity for a sarcasm font, the supreme court already has its own font, to cut down on the distribution of fake supreme court decisions.
2013-01-16 11:38:19 AM
1 votes:

GranoblasticMan: No, no. He makes the acrylic display cases that stores put the shiny new MS Office boxes in!


people buy software at stores???? Like, physical copies at physical buildings? Packaging? Displays? My mind is melting!
2013-01-16 11:34:03 AM
1 votes:

miss diminutive: I think this ruling leaves the door open for an enterprising few to obtain a Letter of Marque and harass trade between this house and its allies.

Yar! Which of ye stout men will sign up for plunderrr?


Yarrr! Hoist the mainsail and lift the anchor!
2013-01-16 11:20:26 AM
1 votes:

SN1987a goes boom: blatz514: He said he now lives in North Bay Village, a suburb of Miami, and owns a financial software display company.

Anyone care to enlighten me on this one?

He makes covers for MS Office boxes? I dunno.


No, no. He makes the acrylic display cases that stores put the shiny new MS Office boxes in!
2013-01-16 11:14:08 AM
1 votes:
CSB:

Years ago, I lived on Admiralty Way.  All too often, somebody would fark up the name over the phone....like if a credit card company was trying to confirm my address:

"Admirality Way"

*Face Palm*
2013-01-16 11:05:50 AM
1 votes:

stealthd: Sovereign Citizens are always wet, subby; they live their whole sad lives slightly... moist.


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2013-01-16 11:01:56 AM
1 votes:
So, did he point out the gold fringe around flag in the Tax office or something?
2013-01-16 10:41:12 AM
1 votes:
Sovereign Citizens are always wet, subby; they live their whole sad lives slightly... moist.
2013-01-16 10:36:56 AM
1 votes:
Pamela Ryan, the city attorney for Riviera Beach, said in a statement she was disappointed with the ruling but accepts it, and that the city will revise its marina policies.

Somewhere, a tiny violin is playing for this poor, widdle government seat-warmer trying to bully a citizen.

They need a good slapping down one in a while to remind them they are supposed to be working for us.
2013-01-16 10:29:02 AM
1 votes:

I May Be Crazy But...: Maybe they should try a different tack.


your jib, it has a nice cut.
 
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