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2013-01-16 08:31:41 AM  
Swap murders?
 
2013-01-16 08:50:24 AM  
The sad thing is most of their lyrics will have to explain how they're not silly little kids anymore. And then they'll realize that they're getting back together as the same group they were as silly little kids and they'll feel sad.
 
2013-01-16 08:51:38 AM  
meowsaidthedog will be overjoyed very much.
 
2013-01-16 09:24:26 AM  
I'm sure this is a sign of the apocalypse. "And lo, the fourth seal was broken, and the angel did jump jump."
 
2013-01-16 09:33:23 AM  
That is wiggidy wiggidy whack.
 
2013-01-16 09:34:41 AM  
... out the nearest window.
 
2013-01-16 09:36:14 AM  
I don't suppose I'm the only one who thought this would be about Van Halen.
 
2013-01-16 09:36:53 AM  
ecx.images-amazon.com

RIP Christopher Cross
 
2013-01-16 09:37:28 AM  
Ugh.. They are doing the "we're to be takin as seriously artists now" shtick.

i.imgur.com
 
2013-01-16 09:40:19 AM  

styckx: Ugh.. They are doing the "we're to be takin as seriously artists now" shtick.

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It would be awesome if they still wore their pants backwards.
 
2013-01-16 09:40:21 AM  

Arkanaut: I don't suppose I'm the only one who thought this would be about Van Halen.


Wut?

paxarcana.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-01-16 09:41:01 AM  
This would thrill everyone in 1991.

We actually had a wear your clothes backwards day in school due to them.
 
2013-01-16 09:42:26 AM  

styckx: Ugh.. They are doing the "we're to be takin as seriously artists now" shtick.

[i.imgur.com image 850x620]


There are people in this world that can pull off the stubble look, and then there's that guy.
 
2013-01-16 09:43:04 AM  
The best that you can do is fall in love.
 
2013-01-16 09:45:23 AM  

Arkanaut: I don't suppose I'm the only one who thought this would be about Van Halen.


Pointer Sisters.
 
2013-01-16 09:45:45 AM  
userserve-ak.last.fm
 
2013-01-16 09:46:21 AM  
Meh. I'd rather pack it up, pack it in
 
2013-01-16 09:47:39 AM  

Glenford: Meh. I'd rather pack it up, pack it in


Let me begin...
 
2013-01-16 09:49:05 AM  
"Pass the Dutchie" was better song.....
 
2013-01-16 09:49:43 AM  
Why would they do this?

At least now they have the "memories" of being famous. That's all about to be erased when only 17 people show up for their "reunion" concert.
 
2013-01-16 09:49:57 AM  

The Angry Hand of God: styckx: Ugh.. They are doing the "we're to be takin as seriously artists now" shtick.

[i.imgur.com image 850x620]

It would be awesome if they still wore their pants backwards.


i.imgur.com
 
2013-01-16 09:50:28 AM  
So it took nearly 20 years for the royalties of their hit song to finally evaporate? Eh, not bad...
 
2013-01-16 09:51:33 AM  
 
2013-01-16 09:51:47 AM  
GODDAMNITSOMUCH NOW I HAVE THAT STUPID SONG IN MY HEAD!!!11eleven!
 
2013-01-16 09:52:05 AM  
I listened to a Kriss Kross tape. Once. And that is something I will never ever ever do again.
 
2013-01-16 09:54:39 AM  

Buttknuckle: GODDAMNITSOMUCH NOW I HAVE THAT STUPID SONG IN MY HEAD!!!11eleven!


"Jump! Jump!"
 
2013-01-16 09:55:26 AM  
One hit wonders can't re-unite, can they?
 
2013-01-16 09:56:13 AM  
Get up, pack it in.
Let me begin...
 
2013-01-16 09:58:07 AM  
Psy and Mc Hammer on stage at once and now this? Best news I have ever heard
 
2013-01-16 10:02:23 AM  
Is Robert Downey Jr. playing a black guy in a movie again?

i.imgur.com
 
2013-01-16 10:02:52 AM  

Arkanaut: I don't suppose I'm the only one who thought this would be about Van Halen.


No.

StoPPeRmobile: Arkanaut: I don't suppose I'm the only one who thought this would be about Van Halen.

Pointer Sisters.


That's a good one too.
 
2013-01-16 10:02:55 AM  

The Angry Hand of God: Glenford: Meh. I'd rather pack it up, pack it in

Let me begin...


I came to win
 
2013-01-16 10:05:05 AM  
Recent image
minnesota.publicradio.org
 
2013-01-16 10:05:16 AM  
[clicks on link] Surely this isn't ... please don't let it be ...
[page loads] Crap.
 
2013-01-16 10:06:45 AM  
 
2013-01-16 10:09:38 AM  
Subby: This news'll make you, JUMP. JUMP

What, out an 18th-story window?
 
2013-01-16 10:11:37 AM  

Arkanaut: I don't suppose I'm the only one who thought this would be about Van Halen.


Don't try to compare them to another bad little fad.
 
2013-01-16 10:14:00 AM  
I'm sailing... Away...
 
2013-01-16 10:14:18 AM  

StoPPeRmobile: Arkanaut: I don't suppose I'm the only one who thought this would be about Van Halen.

Pointer Sisters.


House of Pain
 
2013-01-16 10:16:10 AM  

SmackLT: StoPPeRmobile: Arkanaut: I don't suppose I'm the only one who thought this would be about Van Halen.

Pointer Sisters.

House of Pain


Loverboy.
 
2013-01-16 10:18:57 AM  

Glenford: The Angry Hand of God: Glenford: Meh. I'd rather pack it up, pack it in

Let me begin...

I came to win


Battle me? That's a sin.
 
2013-01-16 10:19:09 AM  
Arkanaut

I don't suppose I'm the only one who thought this would be about Van Halen.

Nope. You're not the only one.
 
2013-01-16 10:19:51 AM  
I'm holding out for the return of J.J. Fad

media.tumblr.com
 
2013-01-16 10:21:51 AM  

GibbyTheMole: Arkanaut

I don't suppose I'm the only one who thought this would be about Van Halen.

Nope. You're not the only one.


That was G&R, we're not talking about them.
 
2013-01-16 10:24:56 AM  

StoPPeRmobile: Arkanaut: I don't suppose I'm the only one who thought this would be about Van Halen.

Pointer Sisters.


Harry Belefonte
 
2013-01-16 10:30:54 AM  

loveblondieo: This would thrill everyone in 1991.

We actually had a wear your clothes backwards day in school due to them.


As did we. There was a whole week of dressing up for homecoming. Kris Kross day was the Wednesday event that year. There was always one or two "popular trend of year XXXX" day during homecoming week.
 
2013-01-16 10:31:06 AM  

Arkanaut: I don't suppose I'm the only one who thought this would be about Van Halen.


Nope, not the only one.
 
2013-01-16 10:48:51 AM  

Random Discord: One hit wonders can't re-unite, can they?


Well, they have 2 more than you.,
 
2013-01-16 10:51:29 AM  

B.L.Z. Bub: Arkanaut: I don't suppose I'm the only one who thought this would be about Van Halen.

Nope, not the only one.


Wouldn't Van Halen be jump. JUMP!
 
2013-01-16 10:53:38 AM  
Great, now I'll be losing sleep again trying to memorize which one is "Daddy Mac" and which one is "Mac Daddy"
 
2013-01-16 10:56:56 AM  

Timmy the Tumor: Great, now I'll be losing sleep again trying to memorize which one is "Daddy Mac" and which one is "Mac Daddy"


Just put your pants on backwards.
 
2013-01-16 11:01:10 AM  

The Angry Hand of God: Glenford: Meh. I'd rather pack it up, pack it in

Let me begin...


Other than Everlast, I don't think I could name another member of House of Pain without using the googles. And he's still recording.
 
2013-01-16 11:01:16 AM  

Buttknuckle: GODDAMNITSOMUCH NOW I HAVE THAT STUPID SONG IN MY HEAD!!!11eleven!


They will headline with Dee-lite...Groove is In the Heart....

/let's get that bouncing around in there too
 
2013-01-16 11:02:06 AM  

StoPPeRmobile: Timmy the Tumor: Great, now I'll be losing sleep again trying to memorize which one is "Daddy Mac" and which one is "Mac Daddy"

Just put your pants on backwards.


I stopped doing that after I had Indian food that one time for lunch and couldn't find a spotter to unzip my pants in time
 
2013-01-16 11:03:44 AM  
Really!? 47 comments and no Catalina? I'm a girl and it's the first thing I thought.
 
2013-01-16 11:03:49 AM  

Timmy the Tumor: Great, now I'll be losing sleep again trying to memorize which one is "Daddy Mac" and which one is "Mac Daddy"


Daddy Mac is the black guy
 
2013-01-16 11:10:22 AM  
I just hope they don't miss the (tour) bus.

/got nothing
 
2013-01-16 11:22:01 AM  
My inner 12yr old is excited about this. I wouldn't mind going to this out of pure nostalgia.

Although, it would be weird to hear a couple of 32 year olds singing about missing the bus.
 
2013-01-16 11:23:21 AM  
Who? No wait...don't tell me. I seriously don't want to know.
 
2013-01-16 11:37:35 AM  

Timmy the Tumor: StoPPeRmobile: Timmy the Tumor: Great, now I'll be losing sleep again trying to memorize which one is "Daddy Mac" and which one is "Mac Daddy"

Just put your pants on backwards.

I stopped doing that after I had Indian food that one time for lunch and couldn't find a spotter to unzip my pants in time


Which raises another disturbing question: Why would little boys wear pants with the zippers positioned to give easy access to their anuses?
 
2013-01-16 11:45:07 AM  

Xenomech: Is Robert Downey Jr. playing a black guy in a movie again?

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DAMN YOU! Now I can't NOT see it.
 
2013-01-16 11:56:13 AM  

Flakeloaf: Timmy the Tumor: StoPPeRmobile: Timmy the Tumor: Great, now I'll be losing sleep again trying to memorize which one is "Daddy Mac" and which one is "Mac Daddy"

Just put your pants on backwards.

I stopped doing that after I had Indian food that one time for lunch and couldn't find a spotter to unzip my pants in time

Which raises another disturbing question: Why would little boys wear pants with the zippers positioned to give easy access to their anuses?


oi45.tinypic.com
 
2013-01-16 12:00:57 PM  

Flakeloaf: And that is something I will never ever ever do again


Okay I have to log in for that one. Good show.
 
2013-01-16 12:02:23 PM  

Flakeloaf: Which raises another disturbing question: Why would little boys wear pants with the zippers positioned to give easy access to their anuses?


Probably the same reason why he is still doing it.
 
2013-01-16 12:04:31 PM  

bourbonslurp: The Angry Hand of God: Glenford: Meh. I'd rather pack it up, pack it in

Let me begin...

Other than Everlast, I don't think I could name another member of House of Pain without using the googles. And he's still recording.


DJ Lethal, guess you didn't listen to limp bizkquick!!
 
2013-01-16 12:22:31 PM  
County Fair/ Pumpkin Festival circuit?
 
2013-01-16 12:32:11 PM  

blatz514: Arkanaut: I don't suppose I'm the only one who thought this would be about Van Halen.

Wut?

[paxarcana.files.wordpress.com image 400x299]


Nope, just you......
 
2013-01-16 12:38:42 PM  
Holy crap, a couple of weeks ago I was working in the garage and stumbled upon a box of cassette tapes. Kriss Kross was on top of the stack. My parents still have a cassette deck, I think...
 
2013-01-16 12:44:26 PM  

eas81: bourbonslurp: The Angry Hand of God: Glenford: Meh. I'd rather pack it up, pack it in

Let me begin...

Other than Everlast, I don't think I could name another member of House of Pain without using the googles. And he's still recording.

DJ Lethal, guess you didn't listen to limp bizkquick!!


themoreyouknow.jpg

I didn't really "listen" to House of Pain, so I can't think of any other House of Pain songs either. I don't change the station when they play a couple of Everlast's newer songs.
 
2013-01-16 12:55:46 PM  

TonnageVT: That is wiggidy wiggidy whack.


You forgot a "wiggidy" in there...
 
2013-01-16 01:10:50 PM  

bourbonslurp: eas81: bourbonslurp: The Angry Hand of God: Glenford: Meh. I'd rather pack it up, pack it in

Let me begin...

Other than Everlast, I don't think I could name another member of House of Pain without using the googles. And he's still recording.

DJ Lethal, guess you didn't listen to limp bizkquick!!

themoreyouknow.jpg

I didn't really "listen" to House of Pain, so I can't think of any other House of Pain songs either. I don't change the station when they play a couple of Everlast's newer songs.


HoP
 
2013-01-16 01:22:47 PM  
What? I thought I remember reading that one died in a car wreck and the other had a sex change operation......did that not happen?
 
2013-01-16 01:29:37 PM  

Arkanaut: I don't suppose I'm the only one who thought this would be about Van Halen.


No.
 
2013-01-16 01:32:00 PM  

bourbonslurp: The Angry Hand of God: Glenford: Meh. I'd rather pack it up, pack it in

Let me begin...

Other than Everlast, I don't think I could name another member of House of Pain without using the googles. And he's still recording.


If he gets royalties off of his song being played during breaks at sporting events, I imagine he can self finance his music career for eternity.
 
2013-01-16 01:36:50 PM  

The Angry Hand of God: Glenford: Meh. I'd rather pack it up, pack it in

Let me begin...


Top o' the mornin' to ya'.
 
2013-01-16 01:37:50 PM  

Timmy the Tumor: Great, now I'll be losing sleep again trying to memorize which one is "Daddy Mac" and which one is "Mac Daddy"


Back in high school, we had a number of Macs that I'd occasionally be called on to network together. For two-machine ad-hoc networks, I'd always use these for machine names.
 
2013-01-16 01:44:40 PM  

notmtwain: Swap murders?


Guy: Swap murders?Bruno: Each fellow does the other fellow's murder. Then there is nothing to connect them. The one who had the motive isn't there. Each fellow murders a total stranger. Like you do my murder and I do yours.Guy: We're coming into my station.Bruno: For example, your wife, my father. Criss-cross.
 
2013-01-16 01:50:39 PM  

tailormadebassist: My inner 12yr old is excited about this. I wouldn't mind going to this out of pure nostalgia.

Although, it would be weird to hear a couple of 32 year olds singing about missing the bus.


Nah... that's something that they would never ever do again
 
2013-01-16 01:51:27 PM  

notmtwain: notmtwain: Swap murders?

Guy: Swap murders?Bruno: Each fellow does the other fellow's murder. Then there is nothing to connect them. The one who had the motive isn't there. Each fellow murders a total stranger. Like you do my murder and I do yours.Guy: We're coming into my station.Bruno: For example, your wife, my father. Criss-cross.


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"OWENNNN!!!"
 
2013-01-16 01:56:26 PM  

bourbonslurp: eas81: bourbonslurp: The Angry Hand of God: Glenford: Meh. I'd rather pack it up, pack it in

Let me begin...

Other than Everlast, I don't think I could name another member of House of Pain without using the googles. And he's still recording.

DJ Lethal, guess you didn't listen to limp bizkquick!!

themoreyouknow.jpg

I didn't really "listen" to House of Pain, so I can't think of any other House of Pain songs either. I don't change the station when they play a couple of Everlast's newer songs.


But, they got that coveted plug in "Daredevil" where the Irish rap groups' Irish related song with the Irish title "Top of the Morning" played in the Irish bar (set in Ireland), where the Irish villain Bullseye and a bunch of other stereotypical Irish persons where playing the stereotypically Irish bar game of darts!

Irish!
 
2013-01-16 04:39:24 PM  
White people everywhere can now rejoice.
 
2013-01-16 06:14:13 PM  
I was a fan in my younger days.

/Unapologetic
//Painfully white
///I'm still pretty hip, though
 
2013-01-16 09:46:36 PM  

ReverendLoki: bourbonslurp: eas81: bourbonslurp: The Angry Hand of God: Glenford: Meh. I'd rather pack it up, pack it in

Let me begin...

Other than Everlast, I don't think I could name another member of House of Pain without using the googles. And he's still recording.

DJ Lethal, guess you didn't listen to limp bizkquick!!

themoreyouknow.jpg

I didn't really "listen" to House of Pain, so I can't think of any other House of Pain songs either. I don't change the station when they play a couple of Everlast's newer songs.

But, they got that coveted plug in "Daredevil" where the Irish rap groups' Irish related song with the Irish title "Top of the Morning" played in the Irish bar (set in Ireland), where the Irish villain Bullseye and a bunch of other stereotypical Irish persons where playing the stereotypically Irish bar game of darts!

Irish!


Geez dude now I want some ham and cabbage.

/ham and cabbage
//darts
///darts
 
2013-01-16 10:00:12 PM  

karnal: What? I thought I remember reading that one died in a car wreck and the other had a sex change operation......did that not happen?


You might be thinking of Milli Vanilli?
 
2013-01-16 10:53:59 PM  

cameroncrazy1984: karnal: What? I thought I remember reading that one died in a car wreck and the other had a sex change operation......did that not happen?

You might be thinking of Milli Vanilli?


One of those guys died of a drug overdose; the other one is still around, and recorded a few albums noone's ever heard of.
 
2013-01-16 11:10:51 PM  

HatMadeOfAss: I was a fan in my younger days.

/Unapologetic
//Painfully white
///I'm still pretty hip, though


It's hip to be square.
 
2013-01-16 11:51:37 PM  

stewmadness: White people everywhere can now rejoice.


Did you destroy your copy of Jump before or after posting this?
 
2013-01-17 02:49:01 AM  

ReverendLoki: bourbonslurp: eas81: bourbonslurp: The Angry Hand of God: Glenford: Meh. I'd rather pack it up, pack it in

Let me begin...

Other than Everlast, I don't think I could name another member of House of Pain without using the googles. And he's still recording.

DJ Lethal, guess you didn't listen to limp bizkquick!!

themoreyouknow.jpg

I didn't really "listen" to House of Pain, so I can't think of any other House of Pain songs either. I don't change the station when they play a couple of Everlast's newer songs.

But, they got that coveted plug in "Daredevil" where the Irish rap groups' Irish related song with the Irish title "Top of the Morning" played in the Irish bar (set in Ireland), where the Irish villain Bullseye and a bunch of other stereotypical Irish persons where playing the stereotypically Irish bar game of darts!

Irish!


Irish that movie could have been better. Director's Cut doesn't save it.
 
2013-01-17 08:21:51 AM  

Arkanaut: I don't suppose I'm the only one who thought this would be about Van Halen.


Just you. The repetition of the word 'Jump' instantly made me think of Kriss Cross. One Jump and yes, Van Halen all the way.
 
2013-01-17 01:21:52 PM  
cameroncrazy1984

karnal: What? I thought I remember reading that one died in a car wreck and the other had a sex change operation......did that not happen?

You might be thinking of Milli Vanilli?



Googled.....thanks....yes, that who I was thinking of but kind of disappointed that neither had a sex change operation......maybe I was thinking of that guy from Jethro Tull.
 
2013-01-17 06:21:55 PM  

mcmnky: HatMadeOfAss: I was a fan in my younger days.

/Unapologetic
//Painfully white
///I'm still pretty hip, though

It's hip to be square.


After reading this thread I need a new drug.
 
2013-01-17 11:27:18 PM  
Makers of the most hated song played over and over at my prom. Die in a fire.
 
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