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(Examiner)   Alex Jones claims Obama has met the rules of impeachment under Article II, Section IV of the Constitution; fortunately for everyone else, Jones seems to have skipped Article I, Section III   (examiner.com) divider line 55
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2013-01-16 03:30:04 AM
6 votes:
Submitter seems to have skipped Article VI, Section XII, which says "those who provide taxation without representation" are not allowed to be president, and "the Founding Fathers are rolling in their grave at the sight of this Taxbongo".
2013-01-16 02:28:02 AM
4 votes:
Ah yes, an online petition from Alex Jones. That'll carry a lot of weight. Next up, a bill to make Facebook 'likes' legally binding. That'll get him.
2013-01-16 01:09:45 PM
3 votes:

someonelse: I'm not normally a big fan of using the blatantly crazy guy to represent a whole position on an issue. But, serious question: What is the difference between Jones' position on gun control and the NRA's position?


20dB
2013-01-16 10:34:00 AM
3 votes:

Fail in Human Form: Koalaesq: Fail in Human Form: The NRA didn't say a word after the shooting, until the media went full retard and they had to respond. The NRA isn't the group that writes its legislation, gleefully, in the blood of the dead before the bodies are even cold.

Yes, blame THE MEDIA for reporting on 26 dead schoolkids. Non-issue; didn't deserve all that coverage. It was just manufactured outrage; no normal person really cared about the dead kids or wanted gun control change because of it. All the media's fault.

Keep telling yourself these little lies if they make you feel better.

There's a difference between reporting on and having wall to wall coverage that promotes their agenda. Don't believe me? Look at all the other causes of death, or legitimate defensive uses of firearms, and see how much media coverage they get.


You're right. I'm sickened by the fact that the media refuses to cover the 20 people who died in a mass killing where the killer just used soup spoons. Because soup spoons are tools in the exact same way that guns are tools....TOOLS OF THE DEAD! But then again, we don't ban soup spoons from schools, so maybe that's why there have not been any soup spoon mass killings recently. But you would think that since every school has soup spoons (and I bet some cafeteria workers probably are carrying concealed soup spoons) that those very same soup spoons would prevent mass killings by other tools...like football-helment shaped eraser mass killings.

Stupid liberal media.
2013-01-16 09:31:46 AM
3 votes:

Koalaesq: apacheco: will someone please rip this guys jaw off

Who would dare to? He'd surely try to eat your hand.


You have to pick him up by grasping his shell right behind his head so he can't get you. Like alligator snapping turtles.
2013-01-16 09:18:53 AM
3 votes:

I_Am_Weasel: Mike_LowELL: Submitter seems to have skipped Article VI, Section XII, which says "those who provide taxation without representation" are not allowed to be president, and "the Founding Fathers are rolling in their grave at the sight of this Taxbongo".

I thought you were crazy, then I went to a constitution website, used CTRL-F and entered "Founding Fathers are rolling in their graves at the sight of this Taxbongo" and... there it was.

You learn something new every day.


Yes. The founding fathers dreamed of a semi-literate society of morbidly obese gun hicks.
2013-01-16 09:18:48 AM
3 votes:

WSUCanuck: dittybopper: DrPainMD: I can't think of a president who hasn't met the requirements for impeachment.

James Garfield.

Hard to fark things up too badly when you're only in office for 6 months.

William Henry Harrison.


No actually, Harrison farked a chicken on stage during his inaugural speech and that's how he caught the AIDS that killed him a month later.


/The more you know.jpg
2013-01-16 01:38:36 PM
2 votes:

BraveNewCheneyWorld: cameroncrazy1984: BraveNewCheneyWorld: Fail in Human Form: 18. Provide incentives for schools to hire school resource officers.

I expect the unquestioning dem loyalists that have been arguing against this to have a sudden change of heart.

Providing incentives for schools to hire "resource officers" is not the same as requiring all schools to have armed security on campus.

No, but it's damn close. And considering the whole concept of having armed guards in schools was thoroughly trashed when the NRA proposed it (personally I think it was stupid then and now), and anyone who supported it was labeled insane, you guys have an uncomfortable 180 to do.


Translation:

"Area Man Passionate Critic of what he Imagines President Obama's Executive Order to be"
2013-01-16 11:58:06 AM
2 votes:
When I think Alex Jones I think, "Constitutional Scholar"
2013-01-16 10:32:45 AM
2 votes:
Well the Birth Certificate didn't go anywhere, Benghazi was a non-starter, and Romney was a bust. Time to pull something else out of their asses.
2013-01-16 09:54:12 AM
2 votes:
....so....they finally acknowledge he was elected?
2013-01-16 09:48:24 AM
2 votes:

BraveNewCheneyWorld: Gun control drones - "Hey, we can't seem to form a rational argument against gun ownership. There are simply no facts or statistics backing our position. What should we do?"

Gun control drum-beater - "Find a crazy person on their side, then try to associate him with everyone who disagrees with us, we need to poison that well. Oh, and don't ever try to argue against 2nd amendment supporters' facts, it'll just provide any undecided people the opportunity to realize that we're just pandering to emotions, and our gun control plan won't do what we say it will. Just call them names, or pretend they said something else."


Would you prefer that we listen to Wayne Lapierre when he tell us gun owners cannot be trusted to follow gun laws and that they pose such a grave threat that every school in the country must be provided with armed guards to protect the children from gun owners?
2013-01-16 09:32:03 AM
2 votes:

Bigdogdaddy: I thought the impeachment against Clinton was bs. however I would not have wanted a Rmoney presidency but if he banned any firearms by executive order, I would not be sad to see him impeached and convicted.


Translation: Assault weapons highest form of patriotic.
2013-01-16 09:31:13 AM
2 votes:
Jones also skipped the day that God was handing out sanity.
2013-01-16 09:30:32 AM
2 votes:

kudayta: WSUCanuck: dittybopper: DrPainMD: I can't think of a president who hasn't met the requirements for impeachment.

James Garfield.

Hard to fark things up too badly when you're only in office for 6 months.

William Henry Harrison.

No actually, Harrison farked a chicken on stage during his inaugural speech and that's how he caught the AIDS that killed him a month later.


/The more you know.jpg


I didn't know there were Republicans back in the 1840s. The more you know indeed.
2013-01-16 09:28:21 AM
2 votes:

Whiskey Pete: I_Am_Weasel: Mike_LowELL: Submitter seems to have skipped Article VI, Section XII, which says "those who provide taxation without representation" are not allowed to be president, and "the Founding Fathers are rolling in their grave at the sight of this Taxbongo".

I thought you were crazy, then I went to a constitution website, used CTRL-F and entered "Founding Fathers are rolling in their graves at the sight of this Taxbongo" and... there it was.

You learn something new every day.

Yes. The founding fathers dreamed of a semi-literate society of morbidly obese gun hicks.


Just to put that in graphical representation:

These Guys:

pakistanisforpeace.files.wordpress.com

Are Very Proud of These Guys:

4.bp.blogspot.com

And who wouldn't be?

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I

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DESCENDING!"
2013-01-16 09:28:19 AM
2 votes:
I predict every Republican House will impeach every Democratic president who is re-elected to a second term.
2013-01-16 09:22:47 AM
2 votes:
empirestrikesblack.com

Obama's escape vehicle from the Articles of Impeachment.
2013-01-16 09:12:16 AM
2 votes:

Mike_LowELL: Submitter seems to have skipped Article VI, Section XII, which says "those who provide taxation without representation" are not allowed to be president, and "the Founding Fathers are rolling in their grave at the sight of this Taxbongo".


I thought you were crazy, then I went to a constitution website, used CTRL-F and entered "Founding Fathers are rolling in their graves at the sight of this Taxbongo" and... there it was.

You learn something new every day.
2013-01-16 01:55:50 PM
1 votes:
Alex Jones vehemently claims that I am a medium-sized, four-legged tapestry cosmetics bag with brass frames and clasp, that follows him meekly everywhere he goes.

Obviously, cosmetics bags cannot use computer keyboards, so what does that tell you?
2013-01-16 12:57:37 PM
1 votes:
Anything coming from Alex Jones can be summarily dismissed.

Allow me to explain:

Alex Jones says, "_______".

It's bullshiat.

Alex Jones says, "_______".

It's bullshiat.

Alex Jones says, "_______".

It's bullshiat.

And that's exactly how it works.
2013-01-16 12:56:24 PM
1 votes:
what a resource officer may look like:

www.imfdb.org
2013-01-16 12:48:57 PM
1 votes:

BraveNewCheneyWorld: Fail in Human Form: 18. Provide incentives for schools to hire school resource officers.

I expect the unquestioning dem loyalists that have been arguing against this to have a sudden change of heart.


Nah, I still think it's not the best idea. After all, we've been told repeatedly that, why if these assault weapons were banned, the crazies would just make BOMBS, because highly lethal and highly destructive bombs are Super Easy to make without any issue.

As such, unless the armed guards contain a bomb sniffing dog for every school 24/7, the crazies who want to murder a lot of people can just craft a bomb and place it outside of school hours, and the armed guards won't be able to stop them!
2013-01-16 12:48:01 PM
1 votes:

cameroncrazy1984: BraveNewCheneyWorld: No, but it's damn close

No it isn't. It's not even close at all. There's not even a requirement that resource officers be armed.


your wrong fartlib, it says officer right in the name. See "resource officer". He'll have, like, 10 different guns on him at any time. Get you're facts straight.
2013-01-16 12:24:58 PM
1 votes:

LasersHurt: Fail in Human Form:

Thanks for the list, that is very helpful. Seems like a very thoughtful set of ideas.


Don't worry, I'm sure the NRA will tell us that it's the WORST. POSSIBLE. THING.
2013-01-16 11:43:57 AM
1 votes:

Zerochance: Alex Jones carries a lot of weight


He's the right wing Michael Moore!
2013-01-16 11:30:21 AM
1 votes:

Fail in Human Form: Fart_Machine: toomuchwhargarbl: Fail in Human Form: someonelse: I'm not normally a big fan of using the blatantly crazy guy to represent a whole position on an issue. But, serious question: What is the difference between Jones' position on gun control and the NRA's position?

He gets demonized because of his conspiracy theories, it allows people who don't want to listen to just dismiss him out of hand.

Since aggressive conspiracy theorism represents a person heavily prone to critical flaws in reasoning
capability (Confirmation Bias), it's a perfectly legitimate reason to dismiss someone's opinions out of hand.

The broken clock being right twice a day is not a good argument for using one to tell time.

This is the same asshole who claims that Newtown was a false flag operation to confiscate firearms. Anyone who takes Alex Jones seriously is just as nutty as he is.

He justifies his belief by quoting something called "Operation Gladio" where we supposedly did the same thing in Europe.


So his justification is another conspiracy theory. Brilliant!
2013-01-16 11:17:01 AM
1 votes:

Fail in Human Form: Somacandra: Fail in Human Form: You want to ban many, if not all, weapons from civilian hands.

This is what paranoids actually believe, and I should know.

/former NRA member

Fudd like typing detected.


If you're not an NRA acolyte then you're a fudd. Purge the heretic!
2013-01-16 11:08:15 AM
1 votes:

Somacandra: By the way, before you bunch of lavatory bowls get any ideas, Homocrat Hydra is the name of my next band. Not yours.


Fine, I'm taking Lavatory Bowls.
2013-01-16 11:05:28 AM
1 votes:
By the way, before you bunch of lavatory bowls get any ideas, Homocrat Hydra is the name of my next band. Not yours.
2013-01-16 11:03:26 AM
1 votes:
As I understand it, its Vice-President Fartbiden who was appointed in charge of these gun committee/recommendations. He is supposed to give them to President Balrog Hussein ChairMAO Fartbongo al-Chicago. If these recommendations include 'violations' of the Constitution, then shouldn't Biden be impeached and convicted  first since he originated the violations? You'd have to do that anyway because otherwise Biden would just become President if Fartbongo was impeached and convicted. Biden would have to be removed first, then any nomination to the V.P. slot (a la Gerald Ford) would be blocked by the House of  Representatives. Then you get that pesky 'Sheriff Near' out of office with another trial and.....voila! We finally have  President Boner and can get some real derp done passed into law. This is the problem for the House Republicans. They don't think these things through first. If you take the Fartbongo down first, the Fartbiden merely rises to takes its place in the Homocrat Hydra.
2013-01-16 11:01:20 AM
1 votes:
Uranus is Huge! claims Alex Jones has met the rules of involuntary commitment to a mental institution according to statutes in all fifty states
2013-01-16 10:57:54 AM
1 votes:

coeyagi: Whiskey Pete: I_Am_Weasel: Mike_LowELL: Submitter seems to have skipped Article VI, Section XII, which says "those who provide taxation without representation" are not allowed to be president, and "the Founding Fathers are rolling in their grave at the sight of this Taxbongo".

I thought you were crazy, then I went to a constitution website, used CTRL-F and entered "Founding Fathers are rolling in their graves at the sight of this Taxbongo" and... there it was.

You learn something new every day.

Yes. The founding fathers dreamed of a semi-literate society of morbidly obese gun hicks.

Just to put that in graphical representation:

These Guys:

[pakistanisforpeace.files.wordpress.com image 850x850]

Are Very Proud of These Guys:

[4.bp.blogspot.com image 504x604]

And who wouldn't be?

"P
A
T

R


I

O


T


I

C

DESCENDING!"


Those are the founding grandfathers, the true founding fathers are Lincoln, Grant, and Sherman. We all know how they felt about Southerners and states rights.
2013-01-16 10:55:30 AM
1 votes:
"Bringing frivolous charges of impeachment" really ought to be sufficient grounds to impeach a legislator.
2013-01-16 10:49:42 AM
1 votes:

BraveNewCheneyWorld: You're right, that article is misleading bullshiat.


The important thing is that you deny Frum's argument that we are caught in an inescapable web of mutuality and that American problems of gun violence cannot simply be labeled as 'somebody else's problem.' As long as you can do that, you'll rest easy with an untroubled conscience. And isn't that the real point of all this?
2013-01-16 10:45:31 AM
1 votes:

dittybopper: DrPainMD: I can't think of a president who hasn't met the requirements for impeachment.

James Garfield.

Hard to fark things up too badly when you're only in office for 6 months.


I hear he was a little stingy in his appointment for ambassador to France.

/obscure?
2013-01-16 10:30:27 AM
1 votes:

Smashed Hat: That'll carry a lot of weight. Next up, a bill to make Facebook 'likes' legally binding


i.imgur.com

Fartbongo better watch. Alex Jones and his friends from Cobra Kai are going to take him down, man!
2013-01-16 10:10:04 AM
1 votes:

BraveNewCheneyWorld: Gun control drones - "Hey, we can't seem to form a rational argument against gun ownership. There are simply no facts or statistics backing our position."


Fark JUST had an article saying that a gun was 43 times more likely to kill a family member than an intruder. Bam! There's your fact and/or statistic. You're welcome.

The truth is, most people are far too stupid to be trusted with lethal weaponry. We have to put warning labels on bleach saying "Do not drink". It's BLEACH! The absolute mind-boggling stupidity of the average person can never be overstated. That is what scares gun control proponents, that the gigantic force of 250 million+ complete idiots living in America having weapons of such power is dangerous to the other 50 million of us.

What needs to be done is requiring a license to own a gun, that must be renewed every year. In America we require driving licenses to drive (although those need renewing as well). We also require a license renewed every single year to perform CPR, which is so easy to perform that most children can pull it off after watching it on TV. If we can require people to get certified as smart enough to CPR, then we can require people to prove that they can be trusted with instant death in the palms of their hands.

PS: Amusingly enough, I'm also in favor of arming teachers. My mother grew up in Chicago, with armed teachers, and nobody tried a goddamn thing there. There's never been an inner-city school shooting. There's a reason for that. "Gun-Free zone" is codeword for "Defenseless".
2013-01-16 10:09:46 AM
1 votes:

Fail in Human Form: The NRA isn't the group that writes its legislation,


lulz
2013-01-16 10:06:14 AM
1 votes:
I'm not normally a big fan of using the blatantly crazy guy to represent a whole position on an issue. But, serious question: What is the difference between Jones' position on gun control and the NRA's position?
2013-01-16 10:03:35 AM
1 votes:

Fail in Human Form:
The NRA didn't say a word after the shooting, until the media went full retard and they had to respond. The NRA isn't the group that writes its legislation, gleefully, in the blood of the dead before the bodies are even cold.

8/10. You'll get some good bites on that one
2013-01-16 10:03:32 AM
1 votes:

Fail in Human Form: Philip Francis Queeg: Fail in Human Form: Philip Francis Queeg: BraveNewCheneyWorld: Gun control drones - "Hey, we can't seem to form a rational argument against gun ownership. There are simply no facts or statistics backing our position. What should we do?"

Gun control drum-beater - "Find a crazy person on their side, then try to associate him with everyone who disagrees with us, we need to poison that well. Oh, and don't ever try to argue against 2nd amendment supporters' facts, it'll just provide any undecided people the opportunity to realize that we're just pandering to emotions, and our gun control plan won't do what we say it will. Just call them names, or pretend they said something else."

Would you prefer that we listen to Wayne Lapierre when he tell us gun owners cannot be trusted to follow gun laws and that they pose such a grave threat that every school in the country must be provided with armed guards to protect the children from gun owners?

Mass shootings are fairly rare, though they do get a lot of media attention. Many of my fellow lefties have gun control as a pet issue and enjoy nothing more than standing on the bodies of dead kids so they can push their pet agenda. The rest who hop onto the band wagon during the media blitz are just useful idiots.

Wayme Lapierre is a lefty now?

The NRA didn't say a word after the shooting, until the media went full retard and they had to respond. The NRA isn't the group that writes its legislation, gleefully, in the blood of the dead before the bodies are even cold.


Yes the violent deaths of 20 first graders shouldn't be news at all. The NRA should have maintained their silence until Lanza was officially inducted into the "Cold Dead Hands" Hall of Fame later this year.
2013-01-16 10:02:05 AM
1 votes:

BraveNewCheneyWorld: Would you prefer that we listen to Wayne Lapierre when he tell us gun owners cannot be trusted to follow gun laws and that they pose such a grave threat that every school in the country must be provided with armed guards to protect the children from gun owners?

Care to provide a source for that quote? Sounds like you're pretending he said something he did not.


Cherry picked. He said that gun owners were not to be trusted to follow gun laws, not just in general. Although if someone has a house with weapons mounted all over the walls, I wouldn't ask them to watch my kids.
2013-01-16 10:02:03 AM
1 votes:
FTFA: " Short of a major bombshell revelation, any impeachment proceeding would likely be viewed by most Americans as an exercise in both political bitterness by Republicans, and paranoia by conspiracy theorists."
2013-01-16 10:00:34 AM
1 votes:

Fail in Human Form: The NRA didn't say a word after the shooting, until the media went full retard and they had to respond. The NRA isn't the group that writes its legislation, gleefully, in the blood of the dead before the bodies are even cold.


Yes, blame THE MEDIA for reporting on 26 dead schoolkids. Non-issue; didn't deserve all that coverage. It was just manufactured outrage; no normal person really cared about the dead kids or wanted gun control change because of it. All the media's fault.

Keep telling yourself these little lies if they make you feel better.
2013-01-16 09:56:30 AM
1 votes:

JAMES YEAGER (1/9/2013): fark that. I'm telling you that if that happens, it's going to spark a Civil War, and I'll be glad to fire the first shot. ... I'm not farking putting up with this, I'm not letting my country be ruled by a dictator, I'm not letting anybody take my guns! If it goes one inch further, I'm going to start killing people!


Link

Gun owners are so sane and rational.
2013-01-16 09:55:45 AM
1 votes:

Fail in Human Form: Mass shootings are fairly rare, though they do get a lot of media attention. Many of my fellow lefties have gun control as a pet issue and enjoy nothing more than standing on the bodies of dead kids so they can push their pet agenda. The rest who hop onto the band wagon during the media blitz are just useful idiots.


"Pushing your pet agenda" sounds like a euphemism for something very naughty.
2013-01-16 09:55:10 AM
1 votes:

Fail in Human Form: Philip Francis Queeg: BraveNewCheneyWorld: Gun control drones - "Hey, we can't seem to form a rational argument against gun ownership. There are simply no facts or statistics backing our position. What should we do?"

Gun control drum-beater - "Find a crazy person on their side, then try to associate him with everyone who disagrees with us, we need to poison that well. Oh, and don't ever try to argue against 2nd amendment supporters' facts, it'll just provide any undecided people the opportunity to realize that we're just pandering to emotions, and our gun control plan won't do what we say it will. Just call them names, or pretend they said something else."

Would you prefer that we listen to Wayne Lapierre when he tell us gun owners cannot be trusted to follow gun laws and that they pose such a grave threat that every school in the country must be provided with armed guards to protect the children from gun owners?

Mass shootings are fairly rare, though they do get a lot of media attention. Many of my fellow lefties have gun control as a pet issue and enjoy nothing more than standing on the bodies of dead kids so they can push their pet agenda. The rest who hop onto the band wagon during the media blitz are just useful idiots.


Wayme Lapierre is a lefty now?
2013-01-16 09:46:15 AM
1 votes:

BraveNewCheneyWorld: Gun control drones - "Hey, we can't seem to form a rational argument against gun ownership. There are simply no facts or statistics backing our position. What should we do?"

Gun control drum-beater - "Find a crazy person on their side, then try to associate him with everyone who disagrees with us, we need to poison that well. Oh, and don't ever try to argue against 2nd amendment supporters' facts, it'll just provide any undecided people the opportunity to realize that we're just pandering to emotions, and our gun control plan won't do what we say it will. Just call them names, or pretend they said something else."


What a totally confident gun lobby with legally sound positions does when it's totally confident and just being attacked by opportunist anti-gun zealots does, you guys.
d23 [TotalFark]
2013-01-16 09:32:57 AM
1 votes:
The party that are "physical conservatives" are going to spend hundreds of thousands of dollars by forcing a senate trial that can't possibly go anywhere because it's initiated only because they don't like him.

Stop calling the GOP conservative. It's total bullshiat.
2013-01-16 09:31:14 AM
1 votes:

BronyMedic: Alex Jones Claims....

Stopped reading right there. Anything with that name and the word "claims" should tell you it's grade A Bullshiat, Mostly Circus Animal no Filler.


If Alex Jones said the sun was going to rise in the east I would make sure my western shades were closed so the sun wouldn't wake me up in the morning.
2013-01-16 09:30:07 AM
1 votes:

apacheco: will someone please rip this guys jaw off


Who would dare to? He'd surely try to eat your hand.
2013-01-16 09:29:00 AM
1 votes:
Alex Jones Claims....

Stopped reading right there. Anything with that name and the word "claims" should tell you it's grade A Bullshiat, Mostly Circus Animal no Filler.
2013-01-16 09:25:47 AM
1 votes:
i1.kym-cdn.com

/eating babies
2013-01-16 09:10:44 AM
1 votes:

dittybopper: DrPainMD: I can't think of a president who hasn't met the requirements for impeachment.

James Garfield.

Hard to fark things up too badly when you're only in office for 6 months.


William Henry Harrison.
 
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