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(Fark)   Wickedfatmitter is going to bed. I will out myself, then I am gone. When I wake up I will do one sit-up for each comment in this thread and then post a follow-up. If I haven't had a heart attack. Thank you for supporting my health   (fark.com) divider line 65
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2013-01-16 01:35:23 AM
7 votes:
i.imgur.com
2013-01-16 08:05:59 AM
4 votes:
i527.photobucket.com
2013-01-16 09:18:50 AM
3 votes:
i50.tinypic.com
2013-01-16 08:39:41 AM
3 votes:
i49.tinypic.com
2013-01-16 07:14:50 AM
3 votes:
How is flabby formed?
2013-01-16 05:55:04 AM
3 votes:
a2.ec-images.myspacecdn.com

"Lets go, Fatty Ding Dongs. One more sit ups before you pukes up your foods."
2013-01-16 12:44:14 AM
3 votes:
Dear Mods,

I don't ask for a green for myself, but for the love of god you have to let the liters see this.

Yrs Truly,

Dr Rev Doglover Esq III
2013-01-16 11:44:15 AM
2 votes:

doglover: I'm not a fig pucker or a fig pluckers son, but I'll pluck figs till the fig pluckin's done.


Wait...WAT?!?
2013-01-16 09:50:12 AM
2 votes:
/subby

Can I get the 500th comment in my own thread?
2013-01-16 08:44:07 AM
2 votes:
i47.tinypic.com
2013-01-16 08:01:19 AM
2 votes:
i527.photobucket.com
2013-01-16 07:18:32 AM
2 votes:
Wait.....who is subby again?

Oh, that quivering ball of flesh tucked into a fetal position in the corner if the room?

Got it.
2013-01-16 06:48:27 AM
2 votes:
I'll take pity on submitter and refrain from commenting
hng
2013-01-16 01:10:48 AM
2 votes:

Shnarpy: Come on.. Someone post 37!


in a row?
2013-01-16 12:53:34 AM
2 votes:

sgt cyanide: sgt cyanide: honestly theres a lot of people trying to gain weight- if you're serious about it friend each other on myfitnesspal and on nike run.

i think nike run is the one that lets you keep track of the length of your runs and share it with your friends- and you can play tag on it. like- tag biatch... go run your fat ass.

my nike buddy quit so i havent used it in a long time


anyway. it makes it fun, competition makes you work harder and... it'll work


WHAT TEH fark. LOSE. I'M TRYING TO LOOOOSE WEIGHT. PEOPLE WHO ARE TRYING TO GAIN WEIGHT STAY OFF MY NIKE RUN AND FITNESSPAL!


Auto correct called you fat. Lulz.
2013-01-18 01:41:51 AM
1 votes:

Vortex Dweller: libranoelrose: May Dog have mercy on your soul.

She didn't ask for that horror! WTF?

/GOOD LORRRRD
//you animal


There is no rest for the wicked.
2013-01-17 11:46:47 PM
1 votes:

Babydoll28: libranoelrose: Babydoll28: libranoelrose: Babydoll28: jaylectricity: Babydoll28: /Is 10.30am too early for vodka?

I don't go by time, I go by what I might need to do before the next time I go to sleep.

It looks as if everyone is asleep now, or they just no longer care about subby's health.

But I care subby, cheers to you!

I care!

Here's cheers to you, too!

Drinking a beer for fatmitter!

How's things down under?

Also, what's happening in Oz?

Yeah, started on the brekkie juice, now on the pale ales....
Can't complain, nice way to start a Friday.

Waiting for the monsoons while the rest of the country is going up in flames.


I thought I might have been a little too subtle there.

I was asking how your vagina is doing. :P
2013-01-17 11:07:35 PM
1 votes:

Babydoll28: jaylectricity: Babydoll28: /Is 10.30am too early for vodka?

I don't go by time, I go by what I might need to do before the next time I go to sleep.

It looks as if everyone is asleep now, or they just no longer care about subby's health.

But I care subby, cheers to you!


I care!
2013-01-17 10:12:31 PM
1 votes:

Babydoll28: /Is 10.30am too early for vodka?


I don't go by time, I go by what I might need to do before the next time I go to sleep.
2013-01-16 08:57:48 PM
1 votes:
subby swore exercise in exchange for comments
i.imgur.com
and I'm just sitting here drinking and being fat.
/good on ya subby
2013-01-16 08:44:10 PM
1 votes:
i.imgur.com
2013-01-16 04:57:10 PM
1 votes:

gameshowhost: Who's the tubby fark?


Considering where you are shouldn't the question be who isn't the tubby fark?
2013-01-16 03:49:39 PM
1 votes:
Huh. I am disabled. I would love to be able to do sit-ups. I am so deeply deeply glad the Internet has evolved OT he point where I can not only shop online, I can outsource my sit-ups:) So. Happy. :)

/ do one super crunch one for me, then collapse and whine, wonderful subby. That's my way (I think)
2013-01-16 12:02:33 PM
1 votes:

pivazena: Paranoia-': /subby

Can I get the 500th comment in my own thread?

Fark ate my post but I'll do this with you


Sounds good to me! I'm 100 in so far. I'm pacing myself, as I have both a herniated disc and a 2 year old daughter to deal with.

I'm not sure which one is making this harder.
2013-01-16 11:20:46 AM
1 votes:
One more
2013-01-16 11:06:17 AM
1 votes:
Do one for me. I'm too tired.
2013-01-16 10:59:58 AM
1 votes:
Hi, I'm new here, what do I do now?
2013-01-16 10:24:49 AM
1 votes:
Subby. I am with you on this. I have been eating unhealthy for the last 2-3 months.

I'm going to do 10x the situps for every post in this thread. And until I complete them I will refrain from eating anything considered junk food. And I will only drink water or unsweetend green tea.
2013-01-16 10:10:17 AM
1 votes:
I came to watch. Is there a live cam or something?
2013-01-16 09:57:44 AM
1 votes:

heap: maggibond: somebody out someone pls so heap and i can go to bed

i just felt like this sentence needed to happen again with absolutely no context.


[i50.tinypic.com image 450x340]
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2013-01-16 09:53:31 AM
1 votes:

Paranoia-': /subby

Can I get the 500th comment in my own thread?


LOL

Good job everyone.
2013-01-16 09:51:14 AM
1 votes:
i101.photobucket.com
2013-01-16 09:49:11 AM
1 votes:
www.savagechickens.com
2013-01-16 09:44:04 AM
1 votes:
4.bp.blogspot.com

ah, ah, ah
2013-01-16 09:43:00 AM
1 votes:
i527.photobucket.com
2013-01-16 09:33:16 AM
1 votes:
hey what's going on in this thread
2013-01-16 09:22:02 AM
1 votes:
How do you start something like this and then sleep in?
2013-01-16 09:18:35 AM
1 votes:
I'm going to bet that subby backs out. Way to set unrealistic goals for yourself there buddy
2013-01-16 08:53:54 AM
1 votes:
One more for the bum-mitter!

imageshack.us
2013-01-16 08:30:25 AM
1 votes:
Good Lord, wake up now before people get to work this morning!!
2013-01-16 08:28:02 AM
1 votes:

SwingDancer: I think Subby trolls us all very well.


if i'm trolled into a goofoff thread, then i will be so mad.

i47.tinypic.com
2013-01-16 08:10:19 AM
1 votes:
1.bp.blogspot.com

Now I can do a thousand.
2013-01-16 07:30:13 AM
1 votes:
Lardass, lardass, lardass!

i46.tinypic.com
2013-01-16 07:03:46 AM
1 votes:

eraser8: Spanky McStupid: HaywoodJablonski: I'll take pity on submitter and refrain from commenting

You are a good person.

Really?

You both know what you're doing.  Shame on you.


What, do they have some underlying plan to their comments? I just thought they were being kind-hearted individuals.
2013-01-16 07:01:56 AM
1 votes:

HaywoodJablonski: I'll take pity on submitter and refrain from commenting


Are you sure? I think you should comment.
2013-01-16 06:56:23 AM
1 votes:

HaywoodJablonski: I'll take pity on submitter and refrain from commenting


You are a good person.
2013-01-16 06:34:04 AM
1 votes:
Breathe, breathe.

(ha, ha, you're going to die)

(we all are)
2013-01-16 06:11:16 AM
1 votes:
And one more for the Corps!
2013-01-16 06:06:36 AM
1 votes:
2013-01-16 06:03:34 AM
1 votes:
ok, I'll post.
Have to be at the gym in 28 minutes, so can't stick around and read the thread.

/ I know, but I couldn't even wait 2 more minutes to post this.
2013-01-16 05:57:48 AM
1 votes:
I've never been an accessory to manslaughter before.

First time for everything.

/Dooo Eeeet!
2013-01-16 05:48:14 AM
1 votes:
farm9.staticflickr.com
2013-01-16 05:44:48 AM
1 votes:
If you can't do a couple hundred sit-ups, you're definitely a TFer
2013-01-16 03:48:51 AM
1 votes:

Frederick: sgt cyanide: Bathia_Mapes: ((((((HUG))))))

aww shucks, i never turn down hugs. thankyou ms bathia

Is it Ms. or Mrs. ?


It's Bathia
Miss Mapes if you're nasty
2013-01-16 03:21:05 AM
1 votes:
What, with their blue raspberry, lime, cherry...
2013-01-16 02:41:41 AM
1 votes:

rcf1105: rcf1105: Also, +1 pushup for you.

Oh no. I misread the thread title as push-ups instead of sit-ups. I guess I'll have to post again to correct myself.


Doesn't matter.
www.vaiden.net
Subby still has to yabadabadoo it.
2013-01-16 02:27:24 AM
1 votes:
It's totally worth it subby. Chicks dig six packs.
i.imgur.com
Trust me.
2013-01-16 02:07:53 AM
1 votes:
I'll be watching you subby.
www.predicate.org
2013-01-16 01:12:23 AM
1 votes:
39
hng
2013-01-16 01:12:15 AM
1 votes:

NickelP: hng: sgt cyanide: NickelP: I am trying to gain. I got all excited for a minute then you crushed my dreams. Thanks for that.

i lol'd IT CAN WORK FOR THAT TOO, I'M SURE!

make all the green shiat red and you'll be golden!

I order baconators without the veggies.  I am not sure this is the issue....


images3.wikia.nocookie.net
hng
2013-01-16 01:11:23 AM
1 votes:
try not to do any sit-ups on your way through the parking lot fatmitter.
2013-01-16 01:05:46 AM
1 votes:

farkingismybusiness: You gotta get in shape. Too much sitting has ruined your body. Too much Farking has gone on for too long. From now on there will be 50 pushups each morning, 50 pullups. There will be no more pills, no more bad food, no more destroyers of your body. From now on will be total organization. Every muscle must be tight.


You're drunk, go to bed.
2013-01-16 12:59:33 AM
1 votes:

video man: farkingismybusiness: You gotta get in shape. Too much sitting has ruined your body. Too much Farking has gone on for too long. From now on there will be 50 pushups each morning, 50 pullups. There will be no more pills, no more bad food, no more destroyers of your body. From now on will be total organization. Every muscle must be tight.

Booze is OK, right?


www.failkittah.com
Of course!
2013-01-16 12:51:04 AM
1 votes:

sgt cyanide: honestly theres a lot of people trying to gain weight- if you're serious about it friend each other on myfitnesspal and on nike run.

i think nike run is the one that lets you keep track of the length of your runs and share it with your friends- and you can play tag on it. like- tag biatch... go run your fat ass.

my nike buddy quit so i havent used it in a long time


anyway. it makes it fun, competition makes you work harder and... it'll work



WHAT TEH fark. LOSE. I'M TRYING TO LOOOOSE WEIGHT. PEOPLE WHO ARE TRYING TO GAIN WEIGHT STAY OFF MY NIKE RUN AND FITNESSPAL!
2013-01-16 12:47:25 AM
1 votes:
What if you die before waking up? What do WE get out of the deal?
 
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