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(Fark)   Wickedfatmitter is going to bed. I will out myself, then I am gone. When I wake up I will do one sit-up for each comment in this thread and then post a follow-up. If I haven't had a heart attack. Thank you for supporting my health   (fark.com ) divider line
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2013-01-16 07:07:53 AM  
Try squats too. And pushups. Work each major muscle group not just your core.
 
2013-01-16 07:07:53 AM  

eraser8: Nakmirax: eraser8: Spanky McStupid: HaywoodJablonski: I'll take pity on submitter and refrain from commenting

You are a good person.

Really?

You both know what you're doing.  Shame on you.

What, do they have some underlying plan to their comments? I just thought they were being kind-hearted individuals.

You're on the list now, too.


Why do you hate nice people?
 
2013-01-16 07:10:07 AM  
I'd like to stay here and weight (ha!) for wickedfatmitter to out himself, but I've got to be at the gym in 26 minutes.
 
2013-01-16 07:10:21 AM  
1 week back at the gym and with a moderate diet (I included vegetables again), and I have lost 5 of 7 pounds I gained over the last 2 months of pure couch-sitting laziness and eating whatever I wanted. It is great to be a guy.
 
2013-01-16 07:10:41 AM  

abhorrent1: eraser8: Nakmirax: eraser8: Spanky McStupid: HaywoodJablonski: I'll take pity on submitter and refrain from commenting

You are a good person.

Really?

You both know what you're doing.  Shame on you.

What, do they have some underlying plan to their comments? I just thought they were being kind-hearted individuals.

You're on the list now, too.

Why do you hate nice people?


Will they still be nice people when we find out that poor fatmitter is in the CICU?
 
2013-01-16 07:11:48 AM  
303
 
2013-01-16 07:12:47 AM  
Don't do it subby. You'll make the rest of us look bad.
 
2013-01-16 07:14:50 AM  
How is flabby formed?
 
2013-01-16 07:15:15 AM  
Posting just to add to Fatmitter's workout.

/am I doing it right?
 
2013-01-16 07:15:40 AM  
puffy999:

What has been seen cannot be unseen...

/shudders
 
2013-01-16 07:16:12 AM  

eraser8: Nakmirax: eraser8: Spanky McStupid: HaywoodJablonski: I'll take pity on submitter and refrain from commenting

You are a good person.

Really?

You both know what you're doing.  Shame on you.

What, do they have some underlying plan to their comments? I just thought they were being kind-hearted individuals.

You're on the list now, too.


Thank you! I've always wanted to be on a list. Is there beer involved? Please say there's beer involved!
 
2013-01-16 07:16:53 AM  

big pig peaches: Also a person trainer would be a good investment for you since you clearly don't know anything about exercise.


Yea this
 
2013-01-16 07:18:04 AM  
Do one for me, you disgusting tub of subbygoo!
 
2013-01-16 07:18:32 AM  
Wait.....who is subby again?

Oh, that quivering ball of flesh tucked into a fetal position in the corner if the room?

Got it.
 
2013-01-16 07:18:33 AM  
oh feel the burrrrrrrn!!
 
2013-01-16 07:19:13 AM  

Nakmirax: eraser8: Nakmirax: eraser8: Spanky McStupid: HaywoodJablonski: I'll take pity on submitter and refrain from commenting

You are a good person.

Really?

You both know what you're doing.  Shame on you.

What, do they have some underlying plan to their comments? I just thought they were being kind-hearted individuals.

You're on the list now, too.

Thank you! I've always wanted to be on a list. Is there beer involved? Please say there's beer involved!


You're a heartless bastard...but, of course, there is beer involved.  There is always beer involved in my lists.

That still doesn't give you permission to stop feeling guilty.
 
2013-01-16 07:20:03 AM  
Oh yes..... finally a comment that I can really contribute to the cause...
 
2013-01-16 07:20:37 AM  

Witchydiva: Posting just to add to Fatmitter's workout.

/am I doing it right?


Yes.

And I re-raise.
 
2013-01-16 07:22:20 AM  
i.imgur.com
 
2013-01-16 07:23:03 AM  
I enjoy contributing to somebodies misery
 
2013-01-16 07:23:59 AM  
Much less lame now!
 
2013-01-16 07:24:09 AM  
I want to believe.
 
2013-01-16 07:24:26 AM  
i've got the oddest temptation to unload a barrage of images from my 'what the hell was i thinking' folder.

maybe you can space the sit-ups out over a week. or two.

i49.tinypic.com
 
2013-01-16 07:25:05 AM  
One piece of advice for you subby - don't try to do all of these non-stop. Break them up into sets of 15 or 20 and rest for a minute between sets. Alive and puking your guts out is fine by us. Heart attack and dead is not....

Good luck!

/know how I can tell most of these people haven't read the Boobies?
//g'wan - guess!
 
2013-01-16 07:26:15 AM  
Do we get $1000 if we forward this to each of Bill Gates employees too?

/keep your shiat spam off my Fark
 
2013-01-16 07:26:45 AM  
i47.tinypic.com

no belugas were dosed in the making of this photo.
 
2013-01-16 07:27:25 AM  
Piling on. Good luck to you!
 
2013-01-16 07:27:31 AM  

Alonjar: Do we get $1000 if we forward this to each of Bill Gates employees too?

/keep your shiat spam off my Fark


No coffee yet, Francis?
 
2013-01-16 07:29:12 AM  
Just ordered beachbody "total insanity" - it will be at my house waiting for me when I get back, so starting it on saturday. Good luck subby.
 
2013-01-16 07:30:12 AM  
Feel the burn, Tubby!
 
2013-01-16 07:30:13 AM  
Lardass, lardass, lardass!

i46.tinypic.com
 
2013-01-16 07:30:41 AM  
I think we all fell for it. Well played, subby.
 
2013-01-16 07:31:11 AM  

eraser8: Nakmirax: eraser8: Nakmirax: eraser8: Spanky McStupid: HaywoodJablonski: I'll take pity on submitter and refrain from commenting

You are a good person.

Really?

You both know what you're doing.  Shame on you.

What, do they have some underlying plan to their comments? I just thought they were being kind-hearted individuals.

You're on the list now, too.

Thank you! I've always wanted to be on a list. Is there beer involved? Please say there's beer involved!

You're a heartless bastard...but, of course, there is beer involved.  There is always beer involved in my lists.

That still doesn't give you permission to stop feeling guilty.


Note taken, tears will be shed into the beer as I am drinking it. Although, if it's a halfway decent beer there may be tears of joy mixed in with the tears of sorrow.

I'm sorry, I just didn't realize I was contributing to the pain of Wickedfatmitter.
 
2013-01-16 07:31:29 AM  
One more...keep it rollin'
 
2013-01-16 07:34:00 AM  
This is awesome. C'mon Fatmitty, who are ya?
 
2013-01-16 07:34:43 AM  
media1.break.com
 
2013-01-16 07:35:30 AM  
Posting for the first time in years just for you, subby. You better pull through.
 
2013-01-16 07:37:14 AM  

IamAwake: Just ordered beachbody "total insanity" - it will be at my house waiting for me when I get back, so starting it on saturday. Good luck subby.


Good luck, stay hydrated
 
2013-01-16 07:37:24 AM  
Someone is gonna feel this in the morning.
 
2013-01-16 07:38:06 AM  
Love ya! One more for me??
 
2013-01-16 07:38:10 AM  

Guuberre: One piece of advice for you subby - don't try to do all of these non-stop. Break them up into sets of 15 or 20 and rest for a minute between sets. Alive and puking your guts out is fine by us. Heart attack and dead is not....

Good luck!

/know how I can tell most of these people haven't read the Boobies?
//g'wan - guess!


Aaannndddd..... never mind. Not enough coffee this morning.
 
2013-01-16 07:39:12 AM  
drscoundrels.com
 
2013-01-16 07:39:50 AM  

Bathia_Mapes: g0ats3x: oi_piss_me_off: why isn't this green yet?

Moderator doesn't want subby's death on his/her conscience.

Moderators moderate, Admins greenlight/redlight headlines.


Moderators moderate moderately.

So. Has subby outed him/herself yet? I somehow doubt it. Maybe a daring mod/min can do it for him/her.
 
2013-01-16 07:43:09 AM  
Here's another one for ya, Fatty McGee. Feel the burn.
 
2013-01-16 07:45:33 AM  

heap: i've got the oddest temptation to unload a barrage of images from my 'what the hell was i thinking' folder.

maybe you can space the sit-ups out over a week. or two.

[i49.tinypic.com image 408x687]


I can easily see this turning into an LP thread.
 
2013-01-16 07:45:40 AM  
Approaching 350, maggot. Dig Deep.
 
2013-01-16 07:47:39 AM  

MissFeasance: Oh god do I have to go back to myfitnesspal?  I quit that like six months ago.  It's going to be so disappointed with my updated status.


I keep meaning to sign back in, but I'm afraid it's going to yell at me.
 
2013-01-16 07:49:52 AM  

**** THIS IS A COUPON GOOD FOR -300 SIT-UPS ****



Hopefully this will save your heart subby. Clip and send to Drew.

Good until 1/17/2013 when it falls off the main page. Cash value -1/300 cents (hey, you owe me money!)
 
2013-01-16 07:50:45 AM  
I found the world's most credible resource to determine how many calories you'll burn doing this:

http://www.livestrong.com/article/322159-calories-burned-in-100-sit- up s/

So, I figure if you do all these sit-ups, you'll have burned off about one beer.

DO IT FOR THE BEER
 
2013-01-16 07:50:56 AM  
Godspeed, subby.
 
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