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(Fark)   Wickedfatmitter is going to bed. I will out myself, then I am gone. When I wake up I will do one sit-up for each comment in this thread and then post a follow-up. If I haven't had a heart attack. Thank you for supporting my health   (fark.com) divider line 741
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2013-01-16 06:21:29 AM  
Sit up, Ubu, Sit up!
Good dog!

/obscure enough that even I can't remember where it came from
 
2013-01-16 06:21:36 AM  
250!!!
You can take five now...
 
2013-01-16 06:21:39 AM  
Go subby

Or drop and give me 20 (pops)
 
2013-01-16 06:22:10 AM  
Good luck, subby!
 
2013-01-16 06:23:49 AM  
I SAID, "YOU GOT AT LEAST ONE MORE IN YA, MAGGOT!"
 
2013-01-16 06:23:57 AM  

Cpl.D: And one more for the Corps!


Guess the Corps don't get theirs...
 
2013-01-16 06:25:29 AM  

MissFeasance: sgt cyanide: uh no? i've gained a lot of weight its- just disgusting. i'm like a huge tub of lard. you dont even know

wanna be  my workout pal, feasy?

I gained a million pounds after I left NYC and didn't have all the walking and stairs to the subway.  Then I was doing better, and then there were situations, and now I am seriously disgusting.  I am gross and fat and I hate myself.  I try to work on it but damn.  For everyone who is all "psh just take a walk" I'm like, you know what?  I do, dammit, and I could tap dance your face off for 90 minutes at a time, and I bet you twenty bucks I can swim my mile faster than any of you, but I actually honestly have a thyroid issue, and it makes me mad, because damn.  Because "oh I can eat three thousand calories a day and never gain an inch, teehee, I'm so cute and tiny" and I'm like "that is adorable, and I hate you."  

RANT OVER.  I am MissFeasy on MFP.  We can totes be workout pals.


I was born without a thyroid. It makes it really F*in hard to get weight off and keep it off. Thanks for the reminder to take my pill this morning!
 
2013-01-16 06:28:13 AM  
Just because, well, yeah.

/I do
 
2013-01-16 06:29:05 AM  
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2013-01-16 06:29:10 AM  

Joelogon: Cpl.D: And one more for the Corps!

Guess the Corps don't get theirs...


It's CORE people. CORE!
 
2013-01-16 06:29:20 AM  
One more... You can do it...

Don't fail us now!
...
Prove yourself wrong, it is ok... we'll "understand"...
 
2013-01-16 06:34:04 AM  
Breathe, breathe.

(ha, ha, you're going to die)

(we all are)
 
2013-01-16 06:35:03 AM  
Good luck!
 
2013-01-16 06:35:11 AM  
Subby, are you planning to do the 200+ sit-ups in one shot or are you planning to stretch them out over the course of the year? This matters to me.

/not really
 
2013-01-16 06:36:33 AM  
Fatmitter, we all want a video of each sit up for every comment you have to do 2 for this one.
 
2013-01-16 06:36:38 AM  

abhorrent1: Joelogon: Cpl.D: And one more for the Corps!

Guess the Corps don't get theirs...

It's CORE people. CORE!


Lighten up, Steve.
 
2013-01-16 06:37:33 AM  
You go Doglover! Nothing like a crash exercise plan!

The feel of the fat burning off, the sweat dripping down your face, the numbness slowly creeping up your left arm and into your neck, the smell of burnt toast as the world goes dark, the sound of the Ambulance rushing you to the Cath Lab......


Good times, good times!
 
2013-01-16 06:38:01 AM  
You can do it, Subby!
 
2013-01-16 06:38:07 AM  
267
 
2013-01-16 06:41:54 AM  
Paging Indubitably to thread 7537642, Indubitably to 7537642.
 
2013-01-16 06:44:07 AM  
You can do it subs
 
2013-01-16 06:47:16 AM  
10 Sit up!
20 Lie down.
30 goto 10
 
2013-01-16 06:48:14 AM  
Video of you saying the name of each poster as you do their situp?
 
2013-01-16 06:48:27 AM  
I'll take pity on submitter and refrain from commenting
 
2013-01-16 06:49:31 AM  
To your health, Fatty!
+1
 
2013-01-16 06:50:34 AM  
Pics - or vid - or it didn't happen, and you toyed with all our emotions, you fat fark. DO EEEEEEEEEET.
 
2013-01-16 06:53:30 AM  
Come on one more, you can do it!
 
2013-01-16 06:53:43 AM  
Are we limited to how many comments we can make over this or is it 1 per customer? :?
/curious
 
JJD
2013-01-16 06:53:47 AM  
You should post a follow-up even if you do have a heart attack.
You should put a follow-up clause in your will, just in case.

Good luck, subby.

+1
 
2013-01-16 06:54:06 AM  
How patient is the least patient mod?
 
2013-01-16 06:55:37 AM  
lolz
 
2013-01-16 06:55:52 AM  
Good luck,  Wickedfatmitter.

You've got my support.

Hell, I might even join you...if 1) the comment count doesn't get too high and 2) I can space the sit-ups over time.
 
2013-01-16 06:56:23 AM  

HaywoodJablonski: I'll take pity on submitter and refrain from commenting


You are a good person.
 
2013-01-16 06:58:05 AM  
And one more for your momma. You know she always wished you were more like your brother. Or sister.
 
2013-01-16 06:58:07 AM  
Have another.
 
2013-01-16 06:58:47 AM  
When I wake up I will do one sit-up for each comment in this thread

Why would you say that?

/regrets
//subby probably has them
 
2013-01-16 06:58:49 AM  
and one more for your health.
 
2013-01-16 06:59:02 AM  

Spanky McStupid: HaywoodJablonski: I'll take pity on submitter and refrain from commenting

You are a good person.


Really?

You both know what you're doing.  Shame on you.
 
2013-01-16 07:00:41 AM  
This is a nice idea in theory but a bunch of sit ups isn't going to fix you. You should probably start with your diet and then work on cardio.
 
2013-01-16 07:01:41 AM  
+1
 
2013-01-16 07:01:47 AM  

GreenCamps: Are we limited to how many comments we can make over this or is it 1 per customer? :?
/curious


I have no idea, at all
 /me rolls eyes
 
2013-01-16 07:01:56 AM  

HaywoodJablonski: I'll take pity on submitter and refrain from commenting


Are you sure? I think you should comment.
 
2013-01-16 07:02:50 AM  
Why don't you start with 20-25 the first day followed my a long walk. Then repeat the next day and keep it up long enough to reach the total. Unless of course your goal is to not be able to get out of bed the following 2-3 days.

You're about to make the mistake that causes most people to fail miserably at getting in shape. Too much, too soon.
 
2013-01-16 07:03:41 AM  
Also sit-ups won't make you thin.
 
2013-01-16 07:03:46 AM  

eraser8: Spanky McStupid: HaywoodJablonski: I'll take pity on submitter and refrain from commenting

You are a good person.

Really?

You both know what you're doing.  Shame on you.


What, do they have some underlying plan to their comments? I just thought they were being kind-hearted individuals.
 
2013-01-16 07:05:21 AM  
YOU CAN DO IT
 
2013-01-16 07:06:11 AM  
Also a person trainer would be a good investment for you since you clearly don't know anything about exercise.
 
2013-01-16 07:06:22 AM  

Nakmirax: eraser8: Spanky McStupid: HaywoodJablonski: I'll take pity on submitter and refrain from commenting

You are a good person.

Really?

You both know what you're doing.  Shame on you.

What, do they have some underlying plan to their comments? I just thought they were being kind-hearted individuals.


You're on the list now, too.
 
2013-01-16 07:06:57 AM  

Nakmirax: eraser8: Spanky McStupid: HaywoodJablonski: I'll take pity on submitter and refrain from commenting

You are a good person.

Really?

You both know what you're doing.  Shame on you.

What, do they have some underlying plan to their comments? I just thought they were being kind-hearted individuals.


Well there's some cynicism. Seems like you just can't please some people around here ... especially when it's comment #296 or something like that.
 
2013-01-16 07:07:29 AM  
And one for the motivation...

fragileannie.com
 
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