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(Fark)   Wickedfatmitter is going to bed. I will out myself, then I am gone. When I wake up I will do one sit-up for each comment in this thread and then post a follow-up. If I haven't had a heart attack. Thank you for supporting my health   (fark.com) divider line 741
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2013-01-16 04:18:15 AM
Yay it's green. Wait. Was subby ever outed??
 
2013-01-16 04:20:05 AM

Frederick: Bathia_Mapes: Frederick: sgt cyanide: Bathia_Mapes: ((((((HUG))))))

aww shucks, i never turn down hugs. thankyou ms bathia

Is it Ms. or Mrs. ?

It's Bathia
Miss Mapes if you're nasty

;)

I've been conscientious to avoid flirting on Fark, but I just might break my rule for Miss Mapes; If only I could get her to internet blush.

Looking at you darling


:-)
 
2013-01-16 04:31:43 AM
someone is going to not do what they said they are going to....its going to be a LOT of situps i bet
 
2013-01-16 04:34:22 AM
Eye of theTiger, subby
 +1 more
 
2013-01-16 04:37:51 AM

Blushing Wall Flower: Yay it's green. Wait. Was subby ever outed??


no. farking wuss.


also- its only sadistic if i decide to do this if it gets like... you know A LOT of comments right? because- i went off diet this weekend and i.... cant afford to so i was going to be like YAY SUBBY WE CAN DO THIS because- well anyone can do 160

but... sadism might come in once the lighters get ahold of it. fark it- i'm going to give it a try. and i hope subby outs himself in the morning.

I WON'T DO IT ALL IN ONE GO IF THIS GOES CRAZY THOUGH.
 
2013-01-16 04:41:38 AM

Green ?

Time for some music


A Place To Bury Strangers - Ocean (Live on KEXP) NSFW or if someone is sleeping as its really loud
 
2013-01-16 04:43:48 AM
 
2013-01-16 04:46:34 AM
Hahaha! Green!

I won't need to pad the post count now!
 
2013-01-16 04:47:40 AM
come on, out yourself!
 
2013-01-16 04:48:04 AM

alienated: A Place To Bury Strangers - To Fix The Gash in Your Head best listened to at eleventy

eleventy

  isn't a number.
 
2013-01-16 04:48:09 AM

Since this is about exercise ....


Olivia Newton-John - Physical
 
2013-01-16 04:48:48 AM

video man: alienated: A Place To Bury Strangers - To Fix The Gash in Your Head best listened to at eleventy

eleventy  isn't a number.


yes it is- keep turning the knob until it breaks off, duh ...
 
2013-01-16 04:49:51 AM
Boobies
 
2013-01-16 04:50:02 AM
I think we should talk about gummi bears.  Should I buy $100 worth in 5 pound increments from amazon?
 
2013-01-16 04:51:37 AM
Bleeding Rainbow drift away

This is an actually pretty good old school veedeeyo, and I heart this band
 
2013-01-16 04:52:20 AM

alienated: video man: alienated: A Place To Bury Strangers - To Fix The Gash in Your Head best listened to at eleventy

eleventy  isn't a number.

yes it is- keep turning the knob until it breaks off, duh ...


You don't know how potentiometers work, do you?


/Cuz' you do.
 
2013-01-16 04:53:50 AM
Do you  know what I love about sgt cyanide?

Disclaimers and fine print. Every post.
 
2013-01-16 04:54:40 AM

RobertBruce: I think we should talk about gummi bears.  Should I buy $100 worth in 5 pound increments from amazon?


well, as long as you get free shipping. I really miss the cinnamon gummis my dad sold when he was a charles chips salesman.
 
2013-01-16 04:56:09 AM

alienated: RobertBruce: I think we should talk about gummi bears.  Should I buy $100 worth in 5 pound increments from amazon?

well, as long as you get free shipping. I really miss the cinnamon gummis my dad sold when he was a charles chips salesman.


Cinnamon gummis? Now I want those.
 
2013-01-16 04:56:55 AM

Blushing Wall Flower: Do you  know what I love about sgt cyanide?

Disclaimers and fine print. Every post.


hahaha

seriously though- anyone with an attention span thats- not the size of .... something whatever it is mine is go back and reread to see if they outed  themselves? they clearly said I WILL OUT MYSELF, AND THEN I AM GONE
 
2013-01-16 04:57:41 AM

video man: Now I want those.


http://www.jellybelly.com/candies/Cinnamon%20Gummy%20Bears   I might have to try some, charles chips ones were very hot and so addictive
 
2013-01-16 05:00:02 AM
Looking forward to the follow up.

Good luck, mate!
 
2013-01-16 05:03:10 AM

sgt cyanide: Blushing Wall Flower: Do you  know what I love about sgt cyanide?

Disclaimers and fine print. Every post.

hahaha

seriously though- anyone with an attention span thats- not the size of .... something whatever it is mine is go back and reread to see if they outed  themselves? they clearly said I WILL OUT MYSELF, AND THEN I AM GONE


It's green. If they didn't out themselves, then a mod will.


IF THEY HAVE ANY BALLS. WHICH MOST OF 'EM DON'T.
 
2013-01-16 05:04:51 AM
 
2013-01-16 05:06:00 AM

sgt cyanide: Blushing Wall Flower: Do you  know what I love about sgt cyanide?

Disclaimers and fine print. Every post.

hahaha

seriously though- anyone with an attention span thats- not the size of .... something whatever it is mine is go back and reread to see if they outed  themselves? they clearly said I WILL OUT MYSELF, AND THEN I AM GONE


I read through the thread looking to see if they outed themselves and I didn't see anything. My attention span is not the best at this time of night either though.
 
2013-01-16 05:07:13 AM
Before they changed their name, they were called reading rainbow, in case you didnt know that.
This is one of their songs from then- Into the void ( low quality audio)
 
2013-01-16 05:09:19 AM
 
2013-01-16 05:10:00 AM
Green?  Not cool.  Maybe there's some joke or backstory (save me the *snert*) that I'm not aware of.  That happens a lot.  Otherwise, this was not a cool thread to green.  Or, you know, to make a mint out of.
 
2013-01-16 05:10:23 AM
Okay, subby, i could do that all night long but i have an early day.have fun and pace yourself
 
2013-01-16 05:11:45 AM

ElizaDoolittle: Green?  Not cool.


lightenupfrancis.jpg
 
2013-01-16 05:16:09 AM

ElizaDoolittle: Green?  Not cool.  Maybe there's some joke or backstory (save me the *snert*) that I'm not aware of.  That happens a lot.  Otherwise, this was not a cool thread to green.  Or, you know, to make a mint out of.


You don't belong on Fark. WE LIKE FUN HERE!
 
2013-01-16 05:21:56 AM

video man: ElizaDoolittle: Green?  Not cool.  Maybe there's some joke or backstory (save me the *snert*) that I'm not aware of.  That happens a lot.  Otherwise, this was not a cool thread to green.  Or, you know, to make a mint out of.

You don't belong on Fark. WE LIKE FUN HERE!


You hush, you are not the czar of Fark.

That being said...

WHAR OUT THE SUBMITTER BUTTON, WHAR?
 
2013-01-16 05:22:30 AM
maybe Eliza I'd subby

someone get bathia to out subby so I can go to sleep.

I DON'T HAVE AN OBSESSIVE MIND I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT
 
2013-01-16 05:23:03 AM

Blushing Wall Flower: video man: ElizaDoolittle: Green?  Not cool.  Maybe there's some joke or backstory (save me the *snert*) that I'm not aware of.  That happens a lot.  Otherwise, this was not a cool thread to green.  Or, you know, to make a mint out of.

You don't belong on Fark. WE LIKE FUN HERE!

You hush, you are not the czar of Fark.

That being said...

WHAR OUT THE SUBMITTER BUTTON, WHAR?


I WAS THE CZAR OF FARK, BUT DREW WAS MY LENIN!
 
2013-01-16 05:26:09 AM

sgt cyanide: maybe Eliza I'd subby

someone get bathia to out subby so I can go to sleep.

I DON'T HAVE AN OBSESSIVE MIND I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT


Honey, you know only Moderator outs submitters.
 
2013-01-16 05:30:03 AM

Bathia_Mapes: sgt cyanide: maybe Eliza I'd subby

someone get bathia to out subby so I can go to sleep.

I DON'T HAVE AN OBSESSIVE MIND I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT

Honey, you know only Moderator outs submitters.


yes maam but it was worth a try

*kicks dirt*
 
2013-01-16 05:30:26 AM
Moderator,

Will you please out subby??

dl.dropbox.com
pretty pweez?
 
HBK
2013-01-16 05:33:10 AM
This may hurt. For you.
 
2013-01-16 05:34:03 AM

Blushing Wall Flower: Moderator,

Will you please out subby??

[dl.dropbox.com image 265x190]
pretty pweez?


Let us wait and see if submitter outs themselves first, okay?
 
2013-01-16 05:34:14 AM
Dear Subby,
Please record the sit-ups and post a video - just so we can do sit-ups along with you, and all of Fark will get fit.
 
2013-01-16 05:34:48 AM

sgt cyanide: *kicks dirt*


:-D
 
2013-01-16 05:35:58 AM
Lame
 
2013-01-16 05:36:38 AM
Probably gonna need to spread the sit-ups out over a few days there, fatmitter.
 
2013-01-16 05:36:45 AM
I wonder - if the subby has people on ignore, should the number of comments come from the unfiltered value on the category page, or the actual number they see in the thread?
 
2013-01-16 05:37:08 AM

sgt cyanide: no you won't


There was no time limit. he could do one a day for 192 days.
 
2013-01-16 05:37:26 AM
As we are already up to 191 comments before I even post this I will ask subby to do 20 at a time with rest periods and not to attempt anything foolish.
 
2013-01-16 05:40:40 AM
Don't poop yourself
 
2013-01-16 05:42:41 AM
BOOSH
 
2013-01-16 05:42:47 AM
http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20070901203515/uncyclopedia/imag es/6/6f/Fat_sit_ups.gif
 
2013-01-16 05:43:02 AM
I can donate to your pain? Make it so!
 
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