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(Fark)   Wickedfatmitter is going to bed. I will out myself, then I am gone. When I wake up I will do one sit-up for each comment in this thread and then post a follow-up. If I haven't had a heart attack. Thank you for supporting my health   (fark.com) divider line 741
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2013-01-16 02:03:55 AM

g0ats3x: sgt cyanide: .... i want someone to hold me that close

i'm just going to cry all over tfd today

remember to wipe it down before subby starts exercising.


I think we all know it will be a long, long time before subby starts exercising.
 
2013-01-16 02:07:53 AM
I'll be watching you subby.
www.predicate.org
 
2013-01-16 02:08:33 AM
may your abs burn like gonorrhea.
 
2013-01-16 02:09:10 AM

sgt cyanide: Blushing Wall Flower: dl.dropbox.com

.... i want someone to hold me that close

i'm just going to cry all over tfd today


Sigh, me too.
Let's hold eachother.

/AWKWARD
 
2013-01-16 02:12:47 AM

Blushing Wall Flower: /AWKWARD


LIKE YOUVE NEVER GOTTEN AN AWESOME HOLDING HUG FROM A GIRL!

no?


.... really?


justmethen
 
2013-01-16 02:13:40 AM
 
2013-01-16 02:16:22 AM
I'm not a fig pucker or a fig pluckers son, but I'll pluck figs till the fig pluckin's done.
 
2013-01-16 02:20:25 AM

Blushing Wall Flower: sgt cyanide: Blushing Wall Flower: dl.dropbox.com

.... i want someone to hold me that close

i'm just going to cry all over tfd today

Sigh, me too.
Let's hold eachother.

/AWKWARD


t2.gstatic.com

oh yes, now give her a hug, thats right, a little tighter.. ok, now just kiss her a little.. thats good..
now... smell her hair....
 
2013-01-16 02:22:31 AM
116!
 
2013-01-16 02:27:24 AM
It's totally worth it subby. Chicks dig six packs.
i.imgur.com
Trust me.
 
2013-01-16 02:31:34 AM
Seriously. I'd be a great admin. Look at the quality of my submissions.
 
2013-01-16 02:35:26 AM

wizden: Seriously. I'd be a great admin. Look at the quality of my submissions.


i want to hear about how youre going to make mudwhistle cry
 
2013-01-16 02:38:26 AM
This is a well thought-out and balanced exercise regimen which I heartily endorse.

Also, +1 pushup for you.
 
2013-01-16 02:39:19 AM

rcf1105: Also, +1 pushup for you.


Oh no. I misread the thread title as push-ups instead of sit-ups. I guess I'll have to post again to correct myself.
 
2013-01-16 02:40:14 AM

sgt cyanide: doglover: Auto correct called you fat. Lulz.

so did my dad.

i'm so glad i took time out of my day to welcome you home dad.

my stomach has been angry for like 2 days because it got used to eating what i used to eat. up until two years ago off and on i was really really weird about food. so a week of being crazy strict with food and a few days of killing mahself with less than an hour of exercise a day it just- had no idea what to do with food and wanted. like- literally. if i bend down suddenly i can feel it start to come up

my dad has no idea about my eating or exercise habits. all he knows is that in the past two years i've gained a lot of weight

i DO refuse to drink diet soda rather than normal. so i reach into the fridge and grab a coke.

'maybe if you didnt drink unhealthy things like soda you wouldnt have to worry about your weight and maybe thats why your stomach is upset? what have you been eating?'

i just.... threw the soda down the drain told him he didnt know what the fark he was talking about and left.

i get really moody when i'm being good about food and exercise and people feel the need to comment


As a father of a daughter, I'd like to say he probably is just trying to help you -even if he is clumsy and poorly applied.

\Perhaps I see myself in too many other father/daughter relationships and want to help
 
2013-01-16 02:41:41 AM

rcf1105: rcf1105: Also, +1 pushup for you.

Oh no. I misread the thread title as push-ups instead of sit-ups. I guess I'll have to post again to correct myself.


Doesn't matter.
www.vaiden.net
Subby still has to yabadabadoo it.
 
2013-01-16 02:47:51 AM

farkingismybusiness: rcf1105: rcf1105: Also, +1 pushup for you.

Oh no. I misread the thread title as push-ups instead of sit-ups. I guess I'll have to post again to correct myself.

Doesn't matter.
[www.vaiden.net image 483x540]
Subby still has to yabadabadoo it.


Dammit, I want one of those now.
 
2013-01-16 02:48:26 AM

sgt cyanide: wizden: Seriously. I'd be a great admin. Look at the quality of my submissions.

i want to hear about how youre going to make mudwhistle cry


with my penis?
 
2013-01-16 02:52:51 AM

Frederick: As a father of a daughter, I'd like to say he probably is just trying to help you -even if he is clumsy and poorly applied.


i've had three disorders. so if we dont divide them up on how much time i spent on which- i've had an eating disorder for over most of my life.


they knew about it for one year.

they think i'm cured.

my mom still says things like 'remember when you were so strict about what you ate? you looked so good back then'

>=[ i lost 60 pounds that year from wiinter to fall. and i would have lost more if my hypothyroid had been diagnosed. i was starving myself and working out at least 3 hours a day. super proud of myself when i ran 26.2 miles on the elliptical. and after that i still struggled to eat 1000 calories a day without wanting to throw up- enter bulimia.


when they say things like that it pisses me off. i gained a lot of weight after i stopped throwing up every day and it is a farking biatch getting it off. so no- i dont forgive them just because theyre ignorant .
 
2013-01-16 02:53:13 AM
Do another one, Stapuffmitter.
 
2013-01-16 02:55:03 AM

wizden: with my penis?


will.... you guys make a video?

: Frederick: As a father of a daughter, I'd like to say he probably is just trying to help you -even if he is clumsy and poorly applied.

also- i'm sorry i seemed aggressive. i feel gross and dont want anyone to touch me and i really hope my period is coming soon because i've been crying a lot and thinking i'm just going to die alone so- that... was not your fault.

sorry.
 
2013-01-16 02:56:18 AM
Seriously, an orange push-up sounds really good right now.
 
2013-01-16 03:00:03 AM

sgt cyanide: i've been crying a lot


For what it's worth, I totally get you. It's cool.  Don't let the biatches get you down.
 
2013-01-16 03:01:57 AM

MissFeasance: For what it's worth, I totally get you. It's cool. Don't let the biatches get you down.


yeah- i messaged you pretty much saying that haha. i... get it. sometimes things just suck.

WE'RE STILL NOT LETTING THE BOYS BEAT US! I'LL SEND MUDWHISTLE AND WIZDEN SUPER FATTY BROWNIES IF NEED BE!
 
2013-01-16 03:02:00 AM

sgt cyanide: : Frederick: As a father of a daughter, I'd like to say he probably is just trying to help you -even if he is clumsy and poorly applied.

also- i'm sorry i seemed aggressive. i feel gross and dont want anyone to touch me and i really hope my period is coming soon because i've been crying a lot and thinking i'm just going to die alone so- that... was not your fault.

sorry.


It's cool.  If venting at me helps you get along with your dad it's worth it.

\srsly -I always say the wrong thing with my daughter somehow too.  we usually mean well.
\\also, lol at above
 
2013-01-16 03:03:40 AM

Frederick: \\also, lol at above


hahaha years ago i NEVER EVER CRIED. at ANYTHING

this past weekend i've just been a puddle of tears. its like... jesus man. i'll be so glad to break open that first tampon and realize i'm not just crazy. well- not like crying crazy
 
2013-01-16 03:03:51 AM
I don't even care if they're not good for me. Orange push-ups are the bomb.

/Speaking of bombs. Bomb Pops...
 
2013-01-16 03:05:18 AM
I hope you don't die.

I should probably stop posting in this thread, I'm contributing to someone's death.
 
2013-01-16 03:09:24 AM

sgt cyanide: MissFeasance: For what it's worth, I totally get you. It's cool. Don't let the biatches get you down.

yeah- i messaged you pretty much saying that haha. i... get it. sometimes things just suck.

WE'RE STILL NOT LETTING THE BOYS BEAT US! I'LL SEND MUDWHISTLE AND WIZDEN SUPER FATTY BROWNIES IF NEED

((((((HUG))))))

 
2013-01-16 03:17:53 AM
Mmm. Bomb-pops would be a good alternative. I wonder where I could get some at this time of night...
 
2013-01-16 03:21:05 AM
What, with their blue raspberry, lime, cherry...
 
hng
2013-01-16 03:21:10 AM

video man: Mmm. Bomb-pops would be a good alternative. I wonder where I could get some at this time of night...


I found MMMBop
 
2013-01-16 03:21:21 AM

Bathia_Mapes: ((((((HUG))))))


aww shucks, i never turn down hugs. thankyou ms bathia
 
2013-01-16 03:22:56 AM

hng: video man: Mmm. Bomb-pops would be a good alternative. I wonder where I could get some at this time of night...

I found MMMBop


No, fark you. I'm not letting that earworm ruin my cheap whiskey buzz.
 
2013-01-16 03:23:34 AM

sgt cyanide: Bathia_Mapes: ((((((HUG))))))

aww shucks, i never turn down hugs. thankyou ms bathia


I wanna give a hug, too!
 
2013-01-16 03:24:28 AM

video man: I wanna give a hug, too!


okay but i wasnt fishing for them!
 
2013-01-16 03:26:11 AM

sgt cyanide: video man: I wanna give a hug, too!

okay but i wasnt fishing for them!


Forgive me, for I am drunk. I give hugs out freely when sober, but even more so drunk.
 
2013-01-16 03:26:32 AM

sgt cyanide: video man: I wanna give a hug, too!

okay but i wasnt fishing for them!


'Fishing for Hugs' sounds like one of those awful 90s pseudo-philosophical motivational books that always had big displays near the registers.
 
hng
2013-01-16 03:29:33 AM

McBatt: sgt cyanide: video man: I wanna give a hug, too!

okay but i wasnt fishing for them!

'Fishing for Hugs' sounds like one of those awful 90s pseudo-philosophical motivational books that always had big displays near the registers.


Fishing For Hugs is the name of my Hanson cover band
 
2013-01-16 03:29:59 AM

video man: Forgive me, for I am drunk. I give hugs out freely when sober, but even more so drunk.


its okay everyone loves hugs. except from a pedophile

McBatt: 'Fishing for Hugs' sounds like one of those awful 90s pseudo-philosophical motivational books that always had big displays near the registers.


why i ouuughta.... i'll fish your hug!
 
2013-01-16 03:30:00 AM

sgt cyanide: Bathia_Mapes: ((((((HUG))))))

aww shucks, i never turn down hugs. thankyou ms bathia


:-)
 
2013-01-16 03:31:02 AM

Bathia_Mapes: sgt cyanide: Bathia_Mapes: ((((((HUG))))))

aww shucks, i never turn down hugs. thankyou ms bathia

:-)


i'd hug you in real life and buy you an ice cream and drink of your choice
 
2013-01-16 03:32:12 AM

sgt cyanide: Bathia_Mapes: sgt cyanide: Bathia_Mapes: ((((((HUG))))))

aww shucks, i never turn down hugs. thankyou ms bathia

:-)

i'd hug you in real life and buy you an ice cream and drink of your choice


Thank you.
 
2013-01-16 03:32:53 AM

sgt cyanide: video man: Forgive me, for I am drunk. I give hugs out freely when sober, but even more so drunk.

its okay everyone loves hugs. except from a pedophile

McBatt: 'Fishing for Hugs' sounds like one of those awful 90s pseudo-philosophical motivational books that always had big displays near the registers.

why i ouuughta.... i'll fish your hug!


Yay! I got a drunk internet hug from sgt! Ain't no one gonna break my stride now!
 
2013-01-16 03:35:58 AM
Mmmmmm... Bomb-Pops are good. You should have one subby. I bet you like 'em too!
 
2013-01-16 03:37:09 AM

sgt cyanide: Bathia_Mapes: ((((((HUG))))))

aww shucks, i never turn down hugs. thankyou ms bathia


Is it Ms. or Mrs. ?
 
2013-01-16 03:37:32 AM

doglover: Dear Mods,

I don't ask for a green for myself, but for the love of god you have to let the liters see this.

Yrs Truly,

Dr Rev Doglover Esq III


I don't agree with you on many things, especially things involving that stupid fad that is MLP, but here, I do agree with you.

/+1.
 
2013-01-16 03:39:44 AM
But Bomb-Pops are the bomb, that's what you should take away from this thread.
 
2013-01-16 03:48:51 AM

Frederick: sgt cyanide: Bathia_Mapes: ((((((HUG))))))

aww shucks, i never turn down hugs. thankyou ms bathia

Is it Ms. or Mrs. ?


It's Bathia
Miss Mapes if you're nasty
 
2013-01-16 04:02:09 AM

Bathia_Mapes: Frederick: sgt cyanide: Bathia_Mapes: ((((((HUG))))))

aww shucks, i never turn down hugs. thankyou ms bathia

Is it Ms. or Mrs. ?

It's Bathia
Miss Mapes if you're nasty


;)

I've been conscientious to avoid flirting on Fark, but I just might break my rule for Miss Mapes; If only I could get her to internet blush.

Looking at you darling
 
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