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(Fark)   Wickedfatmitter is going to bed. I will out myself, then I am gone. When I wake up I will do one sit-up for each comment in this thread and then post a follow-up. If I haven't had a heart attack. Thank you for supporting my health   (fark.com) divider line 741
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2013-01-16 12:44:14 AM  
Dear Mods,

I don't ask for a green for myself, but for the love of god you have to let the liters see this.

Yrs Truly,

Dr Rev Doglover Esq III
 
2013-01-16 12:44:56 AM  
/not subby
 
2013-01-16 12:47:07 AM  
Yeah a green would be great, subby would have to do hundreds of sit ups.
 
2013-01-16 12:47:08 AM  
no you won't
 
2013-01-16 12:47:25 AM  
What if you die before waking up? What do WE get out of the deal?
 
2013-01-16 12:47:27 AM  
If you flake out you owe all of us TF, subby.
 
2013-01-16 12:47:47 AM  

rappy: Yeah a green would be great, subby would have to do hundreds of sit ups.


THOUSANDS
 
2013-01-16 12:48:38 AM  
Bump
 
2013-01-16 12:48:42 AM  
If it goes green do these sit-ups, they still count and you should live through the experience.

newsimg.bbc.co.uk
 
2013-01-16 12:49:26 AM  
green it.
 
2013-01-16 12:50:07 AM  
honestly theres a lot of people trying to gain weight- if you're serious about it friend each other on myfitnesspal and on nike run.

i think nike run is the one that lets you keep track of the length of your runs and share it with your friends- and you can play tag on it. like- tag biatch... go run your fat ass.

my nike buddy quit so i havent used it in a long time


anyway. it makes it fun, competition makes you work harder and... it'll work
 
2013-01-16 12:50:39 AM  
Well don't look at me! I just got out of bed.

/not subby
 
2013-01-16 12:51:04 AM  

sgt cyanide: honestly theres a lot of people trying to gain weight- if you're serious about it friend each other on myfitnesspal and on nike run.

i think nike run is the one that lets you keep track of the length of your runs and share it with your friends- and you can play tag on it. like- tag biatch... go run your fat ass.

my nike buddy quit so i havent used it in a long time


anyway. it makes it fun, competition makes you work harder and... it'll work



WHAT TEH fark. LOSE. I'M TRYING TO LOOOOSE WEIGHT. PEOPLE WHO ARE TRYING TO GAIN WEIGHT STAY OFF MY NIKE RUN AND FITNESSPAL!
 
2013-01-16 12:51:19 AM  

sgt cyanide: honestly theres a lot of people trying to gain weight- if you're serious about it friend each other on myfitnesspal and on nike run.

i think nike run is the one that lets you keep track of the length of your runs and share it with your friends- and you can play tag on it. like- tag biatch... go run your fat ass.

my nike buddy quit so i havent used it in a long time


anyway. it makes it fun, competition makes you work harder and... it'll work


I wish i wasnt on my phone so i could just highlight 'gain weight'
 
2013-01-16 12:52:03 AM  
Do the sit-ups with a friend, it won't seem so bad
 
2013-01-16 12:52:04 AM  

Paranoia-': I wish i wasnt on my phone so i could just highlight 'gain weight'


bwahaha fixed myself 15 seconds before you came in
 
2013-01-16 12:53:30 AM  

sgt cyanide: Paranoia-': I wish i wasnt on my phone so i could just highlight 'gain weight'

bwahaha fixed myself 15 seconds before you came in


Doesn't matter. It is on the internet. It is there forever. FOREVER.
 
2013-01-16 12:53:34 AM  

sgt cyanide: sgt cyanide: honestly theres a lot of people trying to gain weight- if you're serious about it friend each other on myfitnesspal and on nike run.

i think nike run is the one that lets you keep track of the length of your runs and share it with your friends- and you can play tag on it. like- tag biatch... go run your fat ass.

my nike buddy quit so i havent used it in a long time


anyway. it makes it fun, competition makes you work harder and... it'll work


WHAT TEH fark. LOSE. I'M TRYING TO LOOOOSE WEIGHT. PEOPLE WHO ARE TRYING TO GAIN WEIGHT STAY OFF MY NIKE RUN AND FITNESSPAL!


Auto correct called you fat. Lulz.
 
2013-01-16 12:54:19 AM  
yay alcohol
 
2013-01-16 12:56:43 AM  
You gotta get in shape. Too much sitting has ruined your body. Too much Farking has gone on for too long. From now on there will be 50 pushups each morning, 50 pullups. There will be no more pills, no more bad food, no more destroyers of your body. From now on will be total organization. Every muscle must be tight.
 
2013-01-16 12:57:52 AM  

farkingismybusiness: You gotta get in shape. Too much sitting has ruined your body. Too much Farking has gone on for too long. From now on there will be 50 pushups each morning, 50 pullups. There will be no more pills, no more bad food, no more destroyers of your body. From now on will be total organization. Every muscle must be tight.


Booze is OK, right?
 
2013-01-16 12:58:37 AM  

farkingismybusiness: You gotta get in shape. Too much sitting has ruined your body. Too much Farking has gone on for too long. From now on there will be 50 pushups each morning, 50 pullups. There will be no more pills, no more bad food, no more destroyers of your body. From now on will be total organization. Every muscle must be tight.


That sounds quoted.
 
2013-01-16 12:58:41 AM  

make me some tea: yay alcohol


gimme some
 
2013-01-16 12:59:33 AM  

video man: farkingismybusiness: You gotta get in shape. Too much sitting has ruined your body. Too much Farking has gone on for too long. From now on there will be 50 pushups each morning, 50 pullups. There will be no more pills, no more bad food, no more destroyers of your body. From now on will be total organization. Every muscle must be tight.

Booze is OK, right?


www.failkittah.com
Of course!
 
hng
2013-01-16 01:02:21 AM  

sgt cyanide: if you're serious about it friend each other on myfitnesspal


Is that where all the cool kids are hanging out now?

/ I'm a cool kid... didn't know anybody else was.
 
2013-01-16 01:02:58 AM  

sgt cyanide: sgt cyanide: honestly theres a lot of people trying to gain weight- if you're serious about it friend each other on myfitnesspal and on nike run.

i think nike run is the one that lets you keep track of the length of your runs and share it with your friends- and you can play tag on it. like- tag biatch... go run your fat ass.

my nike buddy quit so i havent used it in a long time


anyway. it makes it fun, competition makes you work harder and... it'll work


WHAT TEH fark. LOSE. I'M TRYING TO LOOOOSE WEIGHT. PEOPLE WHO ARE TRYING TO GAIN WEIGHT STAY OFF MY NIKE RUN AND FITNESSPAL!


I am trying to gain.  I got all excited for a minute then you crushed my dreams.  Thanks for that.
 
2013-01-16 01:03:34 AM  
Good luck with that.
 
2013-01-16 01:04:22 AM  

doglover: Auto correct called you fat. Lulz.


so did my dad.

i'm so glad i took time out of my day to welcome you home dad.

my stomach has been angry for like 2 days because it got used to eating what i used to eat. up until two years ago off and on i was really really weird about food. so a week of being crazy strict with food and a few days of killing mahself with less than an hour of exercise a day it just- had no idea what to do with food and wanted. like- literally. if i bend down suddenly i can feel it start to come up

my dad has no idea about my eating or exercise habits. all he knows is that in the past two years i've gained a lot of weight

i DO refuse to drink diet soda rather than normal. so i reach into the fridge and grab a coke.

'maybe if you didnt drink unhealthy things like soda you wouldnt have to worry about your weight and maybe thats why your stomach is upset? what have you been eating?'

i just.... threw the soda down the drain told him he didnt know what the fark he was talking about and left.

i get really moody when i'm being good about food and exercise and people feel the need to comment
 
2013-01-16 01:05:46 AM  

farkingismybusiness: You gotta get in shape. Too much sitting has ruined your body. Too much Farking has gone on for too long. From now on there will be 50 pushups each morning, 50 pullups. There will be no more pills, no more bad food, no more destroyers of your body. From now on will be total organization. Every muscle must be tight.


You're drunk, go to bed.
 
2013-01-16 01:06:19 AM  

NickelP: I am trying to gain. I got all excited for a minute then you crushed my dreams. Thanks for that.


i lol'd IT CAN WORK FOR THAT TOO, I'M SURE!
 
2013-01-16 01:07:14 AM  
I'm working on my summer body. mudwhistle has no idea what's coming.
 
2013-01-16 01:08:24 AM  
Oh god do I have to go back to myfitnesspal?  I quit that like six months ago.  It's going to be so disappointed with my updated status.
 
2013-01-16 01:08:25 AM  
Go home, upset stomach, your drunk.
 
2013-01-16 01:08:26 AM  

wizden: I'm working on my summer body. mudwhistle has no idea what's coming.


Ooo sexy
 
hng
2013-01-16 01:08:39 AM  

sgt cyanide: NickelP: I am trying to gain. I got all excited for a minute then you crushed my dreams. Thanks for that.

i lol'd IT CAN WORK FOR THAT TOO, I'M SURE!


make all the green shiat red and you'll be golden!
 
2013-01-16 01:09:23 AM  
32
 
2013-01-16 01:09:53 AM  
Here's another post for another sit-up.  Just because I'm mean like that.
 
2013-01-16 01:10:08 AM  
Come on.. Someone post 37!
 
hng
2013-01-16 01:10:48 AM  

Shnarpy: Come on.. Someone post 37!


in a row?
 
2013-01-16 01:11:11 AM  

hng: sgt cyanide: NickelP: I am trying to gain. I got all excited for a minute then you crushed my dreams. Thanks for that.

i lol'd IT CAN WORK FOR THAT TOO, I'M SURE!

make all the green shiat red and you'll be golden!


I order baconators without the veggies.  I am not sure this is the issue....
 
hng
2013-01-16 01:11:23 AM  
try not to do any sit-ups on your way through the parking lot fatmitter.
 
2013-01-16 01:11:57 AM  
38
 
hng
2013-01-16 01:12:15 AM  

NickelP: hng: sgt cyanide: NickelP: I am trying to gain. I got all excited for a minute then you crushed my dreams. Thanks for that.

i lol'd IT CAN WORK FOR THAT TOO, I'M SURE!

make all the green shiat red and you'll be golden!

I order baconators without the veggies.  I am not sure this is the issue....


images3.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2013-01-16 01:12:17 AM  
Clap push-ups?
 
2013-01-16 01:12:23 AM  
39
 
2013-01-16 01:12:59 AM  
Or just the wussy type push-ups?
 
2013-01-16 01:13:52 AM  
Is sarge subby? if so I fee bad being mean. If not, has fatmitter outted themselves?
 
2013-01-16 01:14:34 AM  
situps won't do much in the way of burning calories.  if anything they'll make your belly poke out even more.

fix your diet first and foremost and go for a walk.
 
2013-01-16 01:14:36 AM  

we'refromthesamestory: If not, has fatmitter outted themselves?


Nope.
 
2013-01-16 01:14:52 AM  
Here's another.

We demand a vid, subby
 
2013-01-16 01:15:08 AM  
Oh dang, I totally mis-read that. Subby said sit-ups. Even my fat ass can do over a hundred.
 
2013-01-16 01:16:05 AM  

Linkster: farkingismybusiness: You gotta get in shape. Too much sitting has ruined your body. Too much Farking has gone on for too long. From now on there will be 50 pushups each morning, 50 pullups. There will be no more pills, no more bad food, no more destroyers of your body. From now on will be total organization. Every muscle must be tight.

You're drunk, go to bed.


Just because I'm drunk doesn't mean I can't post Taxi Driver quotes!
 
2013-01-16 01:16:28 AM  

hng: make all the green shiat red and you'll be golden!


engrish pls?

wizden: I'm working on my summer body. mudwhistle has no idea what's coming.


ohmygodohmygodohmygod wizden vs mudwhistle62

SOOO GLAD I STARTED WORKING OUT NOW. THIS IS GOING TO BE THE MOST ANNOYING SUMMER IN TFD HISTORY

AND ALSO THE BEEEST
 
2013-01-16 01:17:27 AM  

we'refromthesamestory: Is sarge subby? if so I fee bad being mean. If not, has fatmitter outted themselves?


no i'm just fat. CARRY ON!
 
2013-01-16 01:17:34 AM  
Proof of my fat ass

 i2.squidoocdn.com
 
2013-01-16 01:17:45 AM  

wizden: I'm working on my summer body. mudwhistle has no idea what's coming.


so what'cha doing wiz?
 
2013-01-16 01:19:28 AM  

farkingismybusiness: Linkster: farkingismybusiness: You gotta get in shape. Too much sitting has ruined your body. Too much Farking has gone on for too long. From now on there will be 50 pushups each morning, 50 pullups. There will be no more pills, no more bad food, no more destroyers of your body. From now on will be total organization. Every muscle must be tight.

You're drunk, go to bed.

Just because I'm drunk doesn't mean I can't post Taxi Driver quotes!


And I enjoyed the hell out of so much its in the GIF HOF!
 
2013-01-16 01:19:38 AM  
OP won't deliver
 
2013-01-16 01:19:46 AM  

sgt cyanide: hng: make all the green shiat red and you'll be golden!

engrish pls?


I thought he was saying stop eating veggies and eat more meat.  Maybe I was wrong
 
hng
2013-01-16 01:19:57 AM  

sgt cyanide: hng: make all the green shiat red and you'll be golden!

engrish pls?



Nn the diary thingey there is the daily totals for calories and fat and carbs and whatnot. If you are under or at your goal, they are green. If you go over, they turn red... so if someone wanted to GAIN weight, they'd have to keep eating until everything turned red.
 
2013-01-16 01:22:05 AM  

hng: Nn the diary thingey there is the daily totals for calories and fat and carbs and whatnot. If you are under or at your goal, they are green. If you go over, they turn red... so if someone wanted to GAIN weight, they'd have to keep eating until everything turned red.


are yous sure?

brb
 
2013-01-16 01:22:31 AM  

g0ats3x: wizden: I'm working on my summer body. mudwhistle has no idea what's coming.

so what'cha doing wiz?


Not much so far. Started some cardio on the elliptical. Some heavy bag. I haven't started with weights yet but hell it's been three days. I'll pick those up soon.
 
hng
2013-01-16 01:24:20 AM  

sgt cyanide: hng: Nn the diary thingey there is the daily totals for calories and fat and carbs and whatnot. If you are under or at your goal, they are green. If you go over, they turn red... so if someone wanted to GAIN weight, they'd have to keep eating until everything turned red.

are yous sure?

brb


the bottom line where it says "remaining"... the numbers are green if you're good, but if you go over it puts a minus sign and they turn red.
 
2013-01-16 01:24:28 AM  

sgt cyanide: hng: Nn the diary thingey there is the daily totals for calories and fat and carbs and whatnot. If you are under or at your goal, they are green. If you go over, they turn red... so if someone wanted to GAIN weight, they'd have to keep eating until everything turned red.

are yous sure?

brb


my fats proteins and carbs have their own color in the pie chart

unless youre talking about your daily calorie total where it tells you how much you have left... THATS green. ... i thought that was....just the color they chose for that.

if i go over my calorie total itll turn red?

its always yelling at me to eat more. i tell it to shut the fark up and just keep track motherfuchker
 
2013-01-16 01:25:41 AM  

wizden: Not much so far. Started some cardio on the elliptical. Some heavy bag. I haven't started with weights yet but hell it's been three days. I'll pick those up soon.


good stuff.
 
2013-01-16 01:25:50 AM  

sgt cyanide: its always yelling at me to eat more. i tell it to shut the fark up and just keep track motherfuchker


Yeah, me too.  I barely even eat. But you are slim and beautiful.  NOT COOL, MFP.
 
hng
2013-01-16 01:27:53 AM  
pie chart? I aint got no stinking pie chart.
 
2013-01-16 01:28:31 AM  
why isn't this green yet?
 
2013-01-16 01:28:43 AM  

MissFeasance: Yeah, me too. I barely even eat. But you are slim and beautiful. NOT COOL, MFP.


uh no? i've gained a lot of weight its- just disgusting. i'm like a huge tub of lard. you dont even know

wanna be  my workout pal, feasy?


APPARENTLY wizden is working out and i swear mudwhistle has been looking littler and littler and god knows they lose weight faster than girls do.

i'm going to have to start doing my dvds and going to a few classes at the gym. and if i hear one of those farkers loses something like 5 pounds in a week i'm throwing the elliptical and weights in too.
 
2013-01-16 01:29:56 AM  

oi_piss_me_off: why isn't this green yet?


Moderator doesn't want subby's death on his/her conscience.
 
2013-01-16 01:30:19 AM  

oi_piss_me_off: why isn't this green yet?


Not sure.  Let's vote this biatch up, people!
 
2013-01-16 01:34:40 AM  
bump
 
2013-01-16 01:35:23 AM  
i.imgur.com
 
2013-01-16 01:35:23 AM  
Voted.

I did one of those fitness bootcamp type programs about 2 years ago. Went from being able to do 5 modified pushups to doing 25 regular pushups without batting an eye. I don't know how many situps I can do, I usually lose count after 60. If I can do it then Submitter can also do it


Just be sure to have a defibrilator on hand just in case...
 
2013-01-16 01:37:10 AM  

g0ats3x: oi_piss_me_off: why isn't this green yet?

Moderator doesn't want subby's death on his/her conscience.


Moderators moderate, Admins greenlight/redlight headlines.
 
2013-01-16 01:37:19 AM  
g0ats3x


Moderator doesn't want subby's death on his/her conscience.

bollocks
 
2013-01-16 01:37:26 AM  

oi_piss_me_off: why isn't this green yet?


Maybe they're waiting for subby to out himself.

/or did I miss it?
 
2013-01-16 01:40:41 AM  
Whatever you do, don't do those half assed sit-ups someone posted earlier in the thread. That's cheating, and you're only cheating yourself.
 
2013-01-16 01:44:56 AM  

sgt cyanide: uh no? i've gained a lot of weight its- just disgusting. i'm like a huge tub of lard. you dont even know

wanna be  my workout pal, feasy?


I gained a million pounds after I left NYC and didn't have all the walking and stairs to the subway.  Then I was doing better, and then there were situations, and now I am seriously disgusting.  I am gross and fat and I hate myself.  I try to work on it but damn.  For everyone who is all "psh just take a walk" I'm like, you know what?  I do, dammit, and I could tap dance your face off for 90 minutes at a time, and I bet you twenty bucks I can swim my mile faster than any of you, but I actually honestly have a thyroid issue, and it makes me mad, because damn.  Because "oh I can eat three thousand calories a day and never gain an inch, teehee, I'm so cute and tiny" and I'm like "that is adorable, and I hate you."  

RANT OVER.  I am MissFeasy on MFP.  We can totes be workout pals.
 
2013-01-16 01:44:58 AM  
When I do sit-ups I like to touch my right elbow to my left knee then left to right ad nauseam. Most efficient way to do it unless you do it inclined.
 
2013-01-16 01:45:15 AM  

Bathia_Mapes: g0ats3x: oi_piss_me_off: why isn't this green yet?

Moderator doesn't want subby's death on his/her conscience.

Moderators moderate, Admins greenlight/redlight headlines.


This is a good point.

:-|
 
2013-01-16 01:48:10 AM  
Here's another one for you, fat boy
 
2013-01-16 01:49:02 AM  
whatever you do, do it until you barf.

also, you are so screwed.

also, some inspiration:
dl.dropbox.com
Won't it be nice to be able to hold someone that close?

Also did subby out him/herself?
 
2013-01-16 01:49:57 AM  

Bathia_Mapes: g0ats3x: oi_piss_me_off: why isn't this green yet?

Moderator doesn't want subby's death on his/her conscience.

Moderators moderate, Admins greenlight/redlight headlines.


Don't confuse these people, it's bad enough!
 
2013-01-16 01:50:52 AM  
Can I be an admin please?
 
2013-01-16 01:51:02 AM  

farkingismybusiness: When I do sit-ups I like to touch my right elbow to my left knee then left to right ad nauseam. Most efficient way to do it unless you do it inclined.


If you want to ramp it up, start by lying on the ground with your legs straight, and then sit up while bending one leg in (foot off the ground) and touch your opposite elbow to the calf.  Lay back down fully and do the other side, rinse repeat.
 
2013-01-16 01:51:06 AM  
Im down.Plus one.
Like sit-ups are hard ...
 
hng
2013-01-16 01:52:19 AM  

Bathia_Mapes: g0ats3x: oi_piss_me_off: why isn't this green yet?

Moderator doesn't want subby's death on his/her conscience.

Moderators moderate, Admins greenlight/redlight headlines.


Your so dumb. Admins greenligh/redlight? That doesn't even make sense.

Admins adminate. Duh.
 
2013-01-16 01:53:04 AM  

MissFeasance: RANT OVER. I am MissFeasy on MFP. We can totes be workout pals.


messaged you
 
2013-01-16 01:53:23 AM  
Your toes itch.
 
2013-01-16 01:53:52 AM  

Blushing Wall Flower: Won't it be nice to be able to hold someone that close?


Well, the jacket wrapping bit is kinda silly.  Then again, I just starched and ironed the tongues of a pair of chuck taylors, so maybe my opinion here is a bit meaningless.
 
2013-01-16 01:54:06 AM  
Lose weight by putting ranch dressing on EVERYTHING.
i.imgur.com
Trust me, I'm an expert.
 
2013-01-16 01:54:28 AM  

Blushing Wall Flower: dl.dropbox.com


.... i want someone to hold me that close

i'm just going to cry all over tfd today
 
hng
2013-01-16 01:55:11 AM  

farkingismybusiness: Lose weight by putting ranch dressing on EVERYTHING.
[i.imgur.com image 625x625]
Trust me, I'm an expert.


it would work for me... I HAAAATE Ranch Dressing.
 
2013-01-16 01:55:45 AM  

sgt cyanide: Blushing Wall Flower: dl.dropbox.com

.... i want someone to hold me that close

i'm just going to cry all over tfd today


Me too, sista/
 
2013-01-16 01:56:18 AM  

sgt cyanide: .... i want someone to hold me that close

i'm just going to cry all over tfd today


remember to wipe it down before subby starts exercising.
 
2013-01-16 01:57:46 AM  

g0ats3x: remember to wipe it down before subby starts exercising.


he's doing SITUPS. i bring my own mat
 
2013-01-16 02:00:39 AM  
Here's one more for you Subby.

Good luck.
 
2013-01-16 02:02:23 AM  
99...
 
2013-01-16 02:03:25 AM  
100!

You can do it!
 
2013-01-16 02:03:55 AM  

g0ats3x: sgt cyanide: .... i want someone to hold me that close

i'm just going to cry all over tfd today

remember to wipe it down before subby starts exercising.


I think we all know it will be a long, long time before subby starts exercising.
 
2013-01-16 02:07:53 AM  
I'll be watching you subby.
www.predicate.org
 
2013-01-16 02:08:33 AM  
may your abs burn like gonorrhea.
 
2013-01-16 02:09:10 AM  

sgt cyanide: Blushing Wall Flower: dl.dropbox.com

.... i want someone to hold me that close

i'm just going to cry all over tfd today


Sigh, me too.
Let's hold eachother.

/AWKWARD
 
2013-01-16 02:12:47 AM  

Blushing Wall Flower: /AWKWARD


LIKE YOUVE NEVER GOTTEN AN AWESOME HOLDING HUG FROM A GIRL!

no?


.... really?


justmethen
 
2013-01-16 02:13:40 AM  
 
2013-01-16 02:16:22 AM  
I'm not a fig pucker or a fig pluckers son, but I'll pluck figs till the fig pluckin's done.
 
2013-01-16 02:20:25 AM  

Blushing Wall Flower: sgt cyanide: Blushing Wall Flower: dl.dropbox.com

.... i want someone to hold me that close

i'm just going to cry all over tfd today

Sigh, me too.
Let's hold eachother.

/AWKWARD


t2.gstatic.com

oh yes, now give her a hug, thats right, a little tighter.. ok, now just kiss her a little.. thats good..
now... smell her hair....
 
2013-01-16 02:22:31 AM  
116!
 
2013-01-16 02:27:24 AM  
It's totally worth it subby. Chicks dig six packs.
i.imgur.com
Trust me.
 
2013-01-16 02:31:34 AM  
Seriously. I'd be a great admin. Look at the quality of my submissions.
 
2013-01-16 02:35:26 AM  

wizden: Seriously. I'd be a great admin. Look at the quality of my submissions.


i want to hear about how youre going to make mudwhistle cry
 
2013-01-16 02:38:26 AM  
This is a well thought-out and balanced exercise regimen which I heartily endorse.

Also, +1 pushup for you.
 
2013-01-16 02:39:19 AM  

rcf1105: Also, +1 pushup for you.


Oh no. I misread the thread title as push-ups instead of sit-ups. I guess I'll have to post again to correct myself.
 
2013-01-16 02:40:14 AM  

sgt cyanide: doglover: Auto correct called you fat. Lulz.

so did my dad.

i'm so glad i took time out of my day to welcome you home dad.

my stomach has been angry for like 2 days because it got used to eating what i used to eat. up until two years ago off and on i was really really weird about food. so a week of being crazy strict with food and a few days of killing mahself with less than an hour of exercise a day it just- had no idea what to do with food and wanted. like- literally. if i bend down suddenly i can feel it start to come up

my dad has no idea about my eating or exercise habits. all he knows is that in the past two years i've gained a lot of weight

i DO refuse to drink diet soda rather than normal. so i reach into the fridge and grab a coke.

'maybe if you didnt drink unhealthy things like soda you wouldnt have to worry about your weight and maybe thats why your stomach is upset? what have you been eating?'

i just.... threw the soda down the drain told him he didnt know what the fark he was talking about and left.

i get really moody when i'm being good about food and exercise and people feel the need to comment


As a father of a daughter, I'd like to say he probably is just trying to help you -even if he is clumsy and poorly applied.

\Perhaps I see myself in too many other father/daughter relationships and want to help
 
2013-01-16 02:41:41 AM  

rcf1105: rcf1105: Also, +1 pushup for you.

Oh no. I misread the thread title as push-ups instead of sit-ups. I guess I'll have to post again to correct myself.


Doesn't matter.
www.vaiden.net
Subby still has to yabadabadoo it.
 
2013-01-16 02:47:51 AM  

farkingismybusiness: rcf1105: rcf1105: Also, +1 pushup for you.

Oh no. I misread the thread title as push-ups instead of sit-ups. I guess I'll have to post again to correct myself.

Doesn't matter.
[www.vaiden.net image 483x540]
Subby still has to yabadabadoo it.


Dammit, I want one of those now.
 
2013-01-16 02:48:26 AM  

sgt cyanide: wizden: Seriously. I'd be a great admin. Look at the quality of my submissions.

i want to hear about how youre going to make mudwhistle cry


with my penis?
 
2013-01-16 02:52:51 AM  

Frederick: As a father of a daughter, I'd like to say he probably is just trying to help you -even if he is clumsy and poorly applied.


i've had three disorders. so if we dont divide them up on how much time i spent on which- i've had an eating disorder for over most of my life.


they knew about it for one year.

they think i'm cured.

my mom still says things like 'remember when you were so strict about what you ate? you looked so good back then'

>=[ i lost 60 pounds that year from wiinter to fall. and i would have lost more if my hypothyroid had been diagnosed. i was starving myself and working out at least 3 hours a day. super proud of myself when i ran 26.2 miles on the elliptical. and after that i still struggled to eat 1000 calories a day without wanting to throw up- enter bulimia.


when they say things like that it pisses me off. i gained a lot of weight after i stopped throwing up every day and it is a farking biatch getting it off. so no- i dont forgive them just because theyre ignorant .
 
2013-01-16 02:53:13 AM  
Do another one, Stapuffmitter.
 
2013-01-16 02:55:03 AM  

wizden: with my penis?


will.... you guys make a video?

: Frederick: As a father of a daughter, I'd like to say he probably is just trying to help you -even if he is clumsy and poorly applied.

also- i'm sorry i seemed aggressive. i feel gross and dont want anyone to touch me and i really hope my period is coming soon because i've been crying a lot and thinking i'm just going to die alone so- that... was not your fault.

sorry.
 
2013-01-16 02:56:18 AM  
Seriously, an orange push-up sounds really good right now.
 
2013-01-16 03:00:03 AM  

sgt cyanide: i've been crying a lot


For what it's worth, I totally get you. It's cool.  Don't let the biatches get you down.
 
2013-01-16 03:01:57 AM  

MissFeasance: For what it's worth, I totally get you. It's cool. Don't let the biatches get you down.


yeah- i messaged you pretty much saying that haha. i... get it. sometimes things just suck.

WE'RE STILL NOT LETTING THE BOYS BEAT US! I'LL SEND MUDWHISTLE AND WIZDEN SUPER FATTY BROWNIES IF NEED BE!
 
2013-01-16 03:02:00 AM  

sgt cyanide: : Frederick: As a father of a daughter, I'd like to say he probably is just trying to help you -even if he is clumsy and poorly applied.

also- i'm sorry i seemed aggressive. i feel gross and dont want anyone to touch me and i really hope my period is coming soon because i've been crying a lot and thinking i'm just going to die alone so- that... was not your fault.

sorry.


It's cool.  If venting at me helps you get along with your dad it's worth it.

\srsly -I always say the wrong thing with my daughter somehow too.  we usually mean well.
\\also, lol at above
 
2013-01-16 03:03:40 AM  

Frederick: \\also, lol at above


hahaha years ago i NEVER EVER CRIED. at ANYTHING

this past weekend i've just been a puddle of tears. its like... jesus man. i'll be so glad to break open that first tampon and realize i'm not just crazy. well- not like crying crazy
 
2013-01-16 03:03:51 AM  
I don't even care if they're not good for me. Orange push-ups are the bomb.

/Speaking of bombs. Bomb Pops...
 
2013-01-16 03:05:18 AM  
I hope you don't die.

I should probably stop posting in this thread, I'm contributing to someone's death.
 
2013-01-16 03:09:24 AM  

sgt cyanide: MissFeasance: For what it's worth, I totally get you. It's cool. Don't let the biatches get you down.

yeah- i messaged you pretty much saying that haha. i... get it. sometimes things just suck.

WE'RE STILL NOT LETTING THE BOYS BEAT US! I'LL SEND MUDWHISTLE AND WIZDEN SUPER FATTY BROWNIES IF NEED

((((((HUG))))))

 
2013-01-16 03:17:53 AM  
Mmm. Bomb-pops would be a good alternative. I wonder where I could get some at this time of night...
 
2013-01-16 03:21:05 AM  
What, with their blue raspberry, lime, cherry...
 
hng
2013-01-16 03:21:10 AM  

video man: Mmm. Bomb-pops would be a good alternative. I wonder where I could get some at this time of night...


I found MMMBop
 
2013-01-16 03:21:21 AM  

Bathia_Mapes: ((((((HUG))))))


aww shucks, i never turn down hugs. thankyou ms bathia
 
2013-01-16 03:22:56 AM  

hng: video man: Mmm. Bomb-pops would be a good alternative. I wonder where I could get some at this time of night...

I found MMMBop


No, fark you. I'm not letting that earworm ruin my cheap whiskey buzz.
 
2013-01-16 03:23:34 AM  

sgt cyanide: Bathia_Mapes: ((((((HUG))))))

aww shucks, i never turn down hugs. thankyou ms bathia


I wanna give a hug, too!
 
2013-01-16 03:24:28 AM  

video man: I wanna give a hug, too!


okay but i wasnt fishing for them!
 
2013-01-16 03:26:11 AM  

sgt cyanide: video man: I wanna give a hug, too!

okay but i wasnt fishing for them!


Forgive me, for I am drunk. I give hugs out freely when sober, but even more so drunk.
 
2013-01-16 03:26:32 AM  

sgt cyanide: video man: I wanna give a hug, too!

okay but i wasnt fishing for them!


'Fishing for Hugs' sounds like one of those awful 90s pseudo-philosophical motivational books that always had big displays near the registers.
 
hng
2013-01-16 03:29:33 AM  

McBatt: sgt cyanide: video man: I wanna give a hug, too!

okay but i wasnt fishing for them!

'Fishing for Hugs' sounds like one of those awful 90s pseudo-philosophical motivational books that always had big displays near the registers.


Fishing For Hugs is the name of my Hanson cover band
 
2013-01-16 03:29:59 AM  

video man: Forgive me, for I am drunk. I give hugs out freely when sober, but even more so drunk.


its okay everyone loves hugs. except from a pedophile

McBatt: 'Fishing for Hugs' sounds like one of those awful 90s pseudo-philosophical motivational books that always had big displays near the registers.


why i ouuughta.... i'll fish your hug!
 
2013-01-16 03:30:00 AM  

sgt cyanide: Bathia_Mapes: ((((((HUG))))))

aww shucks, i never turn down hugs. thankyou ms bathia


:-)
 
2013-01-16 03:31:02 AM  

Bathia_Mapes: sgt cyanide: Bathia_Mapes: ((((((HUG))))))

aww shucks, i never turn down hugs. thankyou ms bathia

:-)


i'd hug you in real life and buy you an ice cream and drink of your choice
 
2013-01-16 03:32:12 AM  

sgt cyanide: Bathia_Mapes: sgt cyanide: Bathia_Mapes: ((((((HUG))))))

aww shucks, i never turn down hugs. thankyou ms bathia

:-)

i'd hug you in real life and buy you an ice cream and drink of your choice


Thank you.
 
2013-01-16 03:32:53 AM  

sgt cyanide: video man: Forgive me, for I am drunk. I give hugs out freely when sober, but even more so drunk.

its okay everyone loves hugs. except from a pedophile

McBatt: 'Fishing for Hugs' sounds like one of those awful 90s pseudo-philosophical motivational books that always had big displays near the registers.

why i ouuughta.... i'll fish your hug!


Yay! I got a drunk internet hug from sgt! Ain't no one gonna break my stride now!
 
2013-01-16 03:35:58 AM  
Mmmmmm... Bomb-Pops are good. You should have one subby. I bet you like 'em too!
 
2013-01-16 03:37:09 AM  

sgt cyanide: Bathia_Mapes: ((((((HUG))))))

aww shucks, i never turn down hugs. thankyou ms bathia


Is it Ms. or Mrs. ?
 
2013-01-16 03:37:32 AM  

doglover: Dear Mods,

I don't ask for a green for myself, but for the love of god you have to let the liters see this.

Yrs Truly,

Dr Rev Doglover Esq III


I don't agree with you on many things, especially things involving that stupid fad that is MLP, but here, I do agree with you.

/+1.
 
2013-01-16 03:39:44 AM  
But Bomb-Pops are the bomb, that's what you should take away from this thread.
 
2013-01-16 03:48:51 AM  

Frederick: sgt cyanide: Bathia_Mapes: ((((((HUG))))))

aww shucks, i never turn down hugs. thankyou ms bathia

Is it Ms. or Mrs. ?


It's Bathia
Miss Mapes if you're nasty
 
2013-01-16 04:02:09 AM  

Bathia_Mapes: Frederick: sgt cyanide: Bathia_Mapes: ((((((HUG))))))

aww shucks, i never turn down hugs. thankyou ms bathia

Is it Ms. or Mrs. ?

It's Bathia
Miss Mapes if you're nasty


;)

I've been conscientious to avoid flirting on Fark, but I just might break my rule for Miss Mapes; If only I could get her to internet blush.

Looking at you darling
 
2013-01-16 04:18:15 AM  
Yay it's green. Wait. Was subby ever outed??
 
2013-01-16 04:20:05 AM  

Frederick: Bathia_Mapes: Frederick: sgt cyanide: Bathia_Mapes: ((((((HUG))))))

aww shucks, i never turn down hugs. thankyou ms bathia

Is it Ms. or Mrs. ?

It's Bathia
Miss Mapes if you're nasty

;)

I've been conscientious to avoid flirting on Fark, but I just might break my rule for Miss Mapes; If only I could get her to internet blush.

Looking at you darling


:-)
 
2013-01-16 04:31:43 AM  
someone is going to not do what they said they are going to....its going to be a LOT of situps i bet
 
2013-01-16 04:34:22 AM  
Eye of theTiger, subby
 +1 more
 
2013-01-16 04:37:51 AM  

Blushing Wall Flower: Yay it's green. Wait. Was subby ever outed??


no. farking wuss.


also- its only sadistic if i decide to do this if it gets like... you know A LOT of comments right? because- i went off diet this weekend and i.... cant afford to so i was going to be like YAY SUBBY WE CAN DO THIS because- well anyone can do 160

but... sadism might come in once the lighters get ahold of it. fark it- i'm going to give it a try. and i hope subby outs himself in the morning.

I WON'T DO IT ALL IN ONE GO IF THIS GOES CRAZY THOUGH.
 
2013-01-16 04:41:38 AM  

Green ?

Time for some music


A Place To Bury Strangers - Ocean (Live on KEXP) NSFW or if someone is sleeping as its really loud
 
2013-01-16 04:43:48 AM  
 
2013-01-16 04:46:34 AM  
Hahaha! Green!

I won't need to pad the post count now!
 
2013-01-16 04:47:40 AM  
come on, out yourself!
 
2013-01-16 04:48:04 AM  

alienated: A Place To Bury Strangers - To Fix The Gash in Your Head best listened to at eleventy

eleventy

  isn't a number.
 
2013-01-16 04:48:09 AM  

Since this is about exercise ....


Olivia Newton-John - Physical
 
2013-01-16 04:48:48 AM  

video man: alienated: A Place To Bury Strangers - To Fix The Gash in Your Head best listened to at eleventy

eleventy  isn't a number.


yes it is- keep turning the knob until it breaks off, duh ...
 
2013-01-16 04:49:51 AM  
Boobies
 
2013-01-16 04:50:02 AM  
I think we should talk about gummi bears.  Should I buy $100 worth in 5 pound increments from amazon?
 
2013-01-16 04:51:37 AM  
Bleeding Rainbow drift away

This is an actually pretty good old school veedeeyo, and I heart this band
 
2013-01-16 04:52:20 AM  

alienated: video man: alienated: A Place To Bury Strangers - To Fix The Gash in Your Head best listened to at eleventy

eleventy  isn't a number.

yes it is- keep turning the knob until it breaks off, duh ...


You don't know how potentiometers work, do you?


/Cuz' you do.
 
2013-01-16 04:53:50 AM  
Do you  know what I love about sgt cyanide?

Disclaimers and fine print. Every post.
 
2013-01-16 04:54:40 AM  

RobertBruce: I think we should talk about gummi bears.  Should I buy $100 worth in 5 pound increments from amazon?


well, as long as you get free shipping. I really miss the cinnamon gummis my dad sold when he was a charles chips salesman.
 
2013-01-16 04:56:09 AM  

alienated: RobertBruce: I think we should talk about gummi bears.  Should I buy $100 worth in 5 pound increments from amazon?

well, as long as you get free shipping. I really miss the cinnamon gummis my dad sold when he was a charles chips salesman.


Cinnamon gummis? Now I want those.
 
2013-01-16 04:56:55 AM  

Blushing Wall Flower: Do you  know what I love about sgt cyanide?

Disclaimers and fine print. Every post.


hahaha

seriously though- anyone with an attention span thats- not the size of .... something whatever it is mine is go back and reread to see if they outed  themselves? they clearly said I WILL OUT MYSELF, AND THEN I AM GONE
 
2013-01-16 04:57:41 AM  

video man: Now I want those.


http://www.jellybelly.com/candies/Cinnamon%20Gummy%20Bears   I might have to try some, charles chips ones were very hot and so addictive
 
2013-01-16 05:00:02 AM  
Looking forward to the follow up.

Good luck, mate!
 
2013-01-16 05:03:10 AM  

sgt cyanide: Blushing Wall Flower: Do you  know what I love about sgt cyanide?

Disclaimers and fine print. Every post.

hahaha

seriously though- anyone with an attention span thats- not the size of .... something whatever it is mine is go back and reread to see if they outed  themselves? they clearly said I WILL OUT MYSELF, AND THEN I AM GONE


It's green. If they didn't out themselves, then a mod will.


IF THEY HAVE ANY BALLS. WHICH MOST OF 'EM DON'T.
 
2013-01-16 05:04:51 AM  
 
2013-01-16 05:06:00 AM  

sgt cyanide: Blushing Wall Flower: Do you  know what I love about sgt cyanide?

Disclaimers and fine print. Every post.

hahaha

seriously though- anyone with an attention span thats- not the size of .... something whatever it is mine is go back and reread to see if they outed  themselves? they clearly said I WILL OUT MYSELF, AND THEN I AM GONE


I read through the thread looking to see if they outed themselves and I didn't see anything. My attention span is not the best at this time of night either though.
 
2013-01-16 05:07:13 AM  
Before they changed their name, they were called reading rainbow, in case you didnt know that.
This is one of their songs from then- Into the void ( low quality audio)
 
2013-01-16 05:09:19 AM  
 
2013-01-16 05:10:00 AM  
Green?  Not cool.  Maybe there's some joke or backstory (save me the *snert*) that I'm not aware of.  That happens a lot.  Otherwise, this was not a cool thread to green.  Or, you know, to make a mint out of.
 
2013-01-16 05:10:23 AM  
Okay, subby, i could do that all night long but i have an early day.have fun and pace yourself
 
2013-01-16 05:11:45 AM  

ElizaDoolittle: Green?  Not cool.


lightenupfrancis.jpg
 
2013-01-16 05:16:09 AM  

ElizaDoolittle: Green?  Not cool.  Maybe there's some joke or backstory (save me the *snert*) that I'm not aware of.  That happens a lot.  Otherwise, this was not a cool thread to green.  Or, you know, to make a mint out of.


You don't belong on Fark. WE LIKE FUN HERE!
 
2013-01-16 05:21:56 AM  

video man: ElizaDoolittle: Green?  Not cool.  Maybe there's some joke or backstory (save me the *snert*) that I'm not aware of.  That happens a lot.  Otherwise, this was not a cool thread to green.  Or, you know, to make a mint out of.

You don't belong on Fark. WE LIKE FUN HERE!


You hush, you are not the czar of Fark.

That being said...

WHAR OUT THE SUBMITTER BUTTON, WHAR?
 
2013-01-16 05:22:30 AM  
maybe Eliza I'd subby

someone get bathia to out subby so I can go to sleep.

I DON'T HAVE AN OBSESSIVE MIND I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT
 
2013-01-16 05:23:03 AM  

Blushing Wall Flower: video man: ElizaDoolittle: Green?  Not cool.  Maybe there's some joke or backstory (save me the *snert*) that I'm not aware of.  That happens a lot.  Otherwise, this was not a cool thread to green.  Or, you know, to make a mint out of.

You don't belong on Fark. WE LIKE FUN HERE!

You hush, you are not the czar of Fark.

That being said...

WHAR OUT THE SUBMITTER BUTTON, WHAR?


I WAS THE CZAR OF FARK, BUT DREW WAS MY LENIN!
 
2013-01-16 05:26:09 AM  

sgt cyanide: maybe Eliza I'd subby

someone get bathia to out subby so I can go to sleep.

I DON'T HAVE AN OBSESSIVE MIND I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT


Honey, you know only Moderator outs submitters.
 
2013-01-16 05:30:03 AM  

Bathia_Mapes: sgt cyanide: maybe Eliza I'd subby

someone get bathia to out subby so I can go to sleep.

I DON'T HAVE AN OBSESSIVE MIND I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT

Honey, you know only Moderator outs submitters.


yes maam but it was worth a try

*kicks dirt*
 
2013-01-16 05:30:26 AM  
Moderator,

Will you please out subby??

dl.dropbox.com
pretty pweez?
 
HBK
2013-01-16 05:33:10 AM  
This may hurt. For you.
 
2013-01-16 05:34:03 AM  

Blushing Wall Flower: Moderator,

Will you please out subby??

[dl.dropbox.com image 265x190]
pretty pweez?


Let us wait and see if submitter outs themselves first, okay?
 
2013-01-16 05:34:14 AM  
Dear Subby,
Please record the sit-ups and post a video - just so we can do sit-ups along with you, and all of Fark will get fit.
 
2013-01-16 05:34:48 AM  

sgt cyanide: *kicks dirt*


:-D
 
2013-01-16 05:35:58 AM  
Lame
 
2013-01-16 05:36:38 AM  
Probably gonna need to spread the sit-ups out over a few days there, fatmitter.
 
2013-01-16 05:36:45 AM  
I wonder - if the subby has people on ignore, should the number of comments come from the unfiltered value on the category page, or the actual number they see in the thread?
 
2013-01-16 05:37:08 AM  

sgt cyanide: no you won't


There was no time limit. he could do one a day for 192 days.
 
2013-01-16 05:37:26 AM  
As we are already up to 191 comments before I even post this I will ask subby to do 20 at a time with rest periods and not to attempt anything foolish.
 
2013-01-16 05:40:40 AM  
Don't poop yourself
 
2013-01-16 05:42:41 AM  
BOOSH
 
2013-01-16 05:42:47 AM  
http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20070901203515/uncyclopedia/imag es/6/6f/Fat_sit_ups.gif
 
2013-01-16 05:43:02 AM  
I can donate to your pain? Make it so!
 
2013-01-16 05:43:33 AM  
Oh, you are so farked.
 
2013-01-16 05:44:04 AM  

Publikwerks: http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20070901203515/uncyclopedia/ima g es/6/6f/Fat_sit_ups.gif


I blame that fail at a complete lack of coffee.....
 
2013-01-16 05:44:48 AM  
If you can't do a couple hundred sit-ups, you're definitely a TFer
 
2013-01-16 05:45:32 AM  
Shenanigans. if Subby is an out of shape fat farker they might wish and want to do push pulls but it just ain't happening. The most exercise they are going to get is flopping that big fat mouth around a nutritionally void empty calorie over sized breakfast built for two. farkin' Subby tells the neighbors he likes pick up trucks but secretly has to driver a 250 4X4 just to get that fat arse to the Happy-Go-Lucky Toy Factory every morning. those tiny packs of smokes don't jump into Alabama Man's flannel shirt pocket all by they self huh Subster.

--want to see the YouTube of Subs doing 2 push me pulls you then vomiting
 
2013-01-16 05:46:33 AM  
Video of it didnt happen.  Im tempted to just start spamming comments for the hell of it.
 
2013-01-16 05:47:22 AM  
i.imgur.com
 
2013-01-16 05:47:54 AM  
.. and another rep
 
2013-01-16 05:48:14 AM  
farm9.staticflickr.com
 
2013-01-16 05:49:43 AM  
Video evidance of the sit-ups or it didn't happen.
 
2013-01-16 05:50:10 AM  

Bathia_Mapes: Blushing Wall Flower: Moderator,

Will you please out subby??

[dl.dropbox.com image 265x190]
pretty pweez?

Let us wait and see if submitter outs themselves first, okay?


dl.dropbox.com
 
2013-01-16 05:51:18 AM  

farkingismybusiness: When I do sit-ups I like to touch my right elbow to my left knee then left to right ad nauseam. Most efficient way to do it unless you do it inclined.


That's a real thing in a Pilates workout.
 
GBB
2013-01-16 05:51:42 AM  
212
 
2013-01-16 05:53:11 AM  

puffy999: [i.imgur.com image 500x843]


Holy confetti.  I just lost my appetite for another three days.
 
2013-01-16 05:53:43 AM  
I'm done drinking beer for the morning 'cause I"m done drunk so I'm going to go smoke one last sweet cigarette and head to bed around 5 am. working nights blows more cawks than your mom ever has
 
2013-01-16 05:54:22 AM  
I can do 1,000 sit-ups.

Just give me a couple of hours.

I have a friend who can really do 1,000 sit-ups one after the other, and he does not work out at all. Am jealous.
 
2013-01-16 05:55:04 AM  
a2.ec-images.myspacecdn.com

"Lets go, Fatty Ding Dongs. One more sit ups before you pukes up your foods."
 
2013-01-16 05:56:12 AM  
hehehehehe... Oh yeah..
 
2013-01-16 05:56:15 AM  
Have another, sir.
 
2013-01-16 05:57:48 AM  
I've never been an accessory to manslaughter before.

First time for everything.

/Dooo Eeeet!
 
HBK
2013-01-16 05:58:43 AM  

Shadow Blasko: I've never been an accessory to manslaughter before.

First time for everything.

/Dooo Eeeet!


Huzzah!
 
2013-01-16 05:58:56 AM  
Is he up yet?
/I just finished my morning mile
 
2013-01-16 05:59:28 AM  
213
 
2013-01-16 06:00:07 AM  
So I can contribute to someones health/deliquency?

Sure it's the internet! DO IT.
 
2013-01-16 06:00:43 AM  
Big mistake. Didn't hit refresh 223
 
2013-01-16 06:01:53 AM  
Fatty is lying to him/herself and to us.
 
2013-01-16 06:02:06 AM  
Link

Why yes you may.
 
2013-01-16 06:03:34 AM  
ok, I'll post.
Have to be at the gym in 28 minutes, so can't stick around and read the thread.

/ I know, but I couldn't even wait 2 more minutes to post this.
 
2013-01-16 06:04:17 AM  
Good luck.
 
2013-01-16 06:05:34 AM  
don't die
 
2013-01-16 06:06:08 AM  
regretmitter yet?
 
2013-01-16 06:06:36 AM  
 
2013-01-16 06:06:45 AM  
images2.wikia.nocookie.net

"Oh dear! This will be unpleasant for somebody." - Sagacious Zu
 
2013-01-16 06:07:05 AM  
aaaand another
 
2013-01-16 06:07:29 AM  
I don't think that subby will do it.
 
2013-01-16 06:07:30 AM  
You poor, silly bastard lol
 
2013-01-16 06:08:17 AM  
I would encourage leg lifts, but crunches work okay. Good luck!
 
2013-01-16 06:08:49 AM  
Way to go submitter. I applaud your efforts.

You have some work to do...just make sure you do more than one situp per day. If you dont youre tied to this until late August.

Good luck. Were all counting on you.
 
2013-01-16 06:09:08 AM  

sgt cyanide: honestly theres a lot of people trying to gain weight- if you're serious about it friend each other on myfitnesspal and on nike run.


If it helps, I'm a registered fat transplant donor.
 
2013-01-16 06:11:16 AM  
And one more for the Corps!
 
2013-01-16 06:12:11 AM  
I'll get in on this. Did subby set a time limit for these now over 200 sit ups (owwie)?
 
2013-01-16 06:13:22 AM  
Best wishes subby.
 
2013-01-16 06:14:05 AM  
On the off chance that there is another Iranian green revolution today, we should make this the official thread for it.
 
2013-01-16 06:15:39 AM  

my lip balm addiction: I'll get in on this. Did subby set a time limit for these now over 200 sit ups (owwie)?


Nope
 
2013-01-16 06:15:50 AM  
Wow!  I haven't done this many sit ups in my entire life!

/and I'm a fossil
 
2013-01-16 06:16:02 AM  
Do gut blasters for your situps, subby.
 
2013-01-16 06:16:34 AM  
+1
 
2013-01-16 06:17:26 AM  
I feel for you subby. Oh, wait, no I don't. Enjoy your situps!
 
2013-01-16 06:17:33 AM  
Do it.....
 
2013-01-16 06:19:11 AM  
1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-01-16 06:20:31 AM  
And another......
 
2013-01-16 06:21:29 AM  
Sit up, Ubu, Sit up!
Good dog!

/obscure enough that even I can't remember where it came from
 
2013-01-16 06:21:36 AM  
250!!!
You can take five now...
 
2013-01-16 06:21:39 AM  
Go subby

Or drop and give me 20 (pops)
 
2013-01-16 06:22:10 AM  
Good luck, subby!
 
2013-01-16 06:23:49 AM  
I SAID, "YOU GOT AT LEAST ONE MORE IN YA, MAGGOT!"
 
2013-01-16 06:23:57 AM  

Cpl.D: And one more for the Corps!


Guess the Corps don't get theirs...
 
2013-01-16 06:25:29 AM  

MissFeasance: sgt cyanide: uh no? i've gained a lot of weight its- just disgusting. i'm like a huge tub of lard. you dont even know

wanna be  my workout pal, feasy?

I gained a million pounds after I left NYC and didn't have all the walking and stairs to the subway.  Then I was doing better, and then there were situations, and now I am seriously disgusting.  I am gross and fat and I hate myself.  I try to work on it but damn.  For everyone who is all "psh just take a walk" I'm like, you know what?  I do, dammit, and I could tap dance your face off for 90 minutes at a time, and I bet you twenty bucks I can swim my mile faster than any of you, but I actually honestly have a thyroid issue, and it makes me mad, because damn.  Because "oh I can eat three thousand calories a day and never gain an inch, teehee, I'm so cute and tiny" and I'm like "that is adorable, and I hate you."  

RANT OVER.  I am MissFeasy on MFP.  We can totes be workout pals.


I was born without a thyroid. It makes it really F*in hard to get weight off and keep it off. Thanks for the reminder to take my pill this morning!
 
2013-01-16 06:28:13 AM  
Just because, well, yeah.

/I do
 
2013-01-16 06:29:05 AM  
259
 
2013-01-16 06:29:10 AM  

Joelogon: Cpl.D: And one more for the Corps!

Guess the Corps don't get theirs...


It's CORE people. CORE!
 
2013-01-16 06:29:20 AM  
One more... You can do it...

Don't fail us now!
...
Prove yourself wrong, it is ok... we'll "understand"...
 
2013-01-16 06:34:04 AM  
Breathe, breathe.

(ha, ha, you're going to die)

(we all are)
 
2013-01-16 06:35:03 AM  
Good luck!
 
2013-01-16 06:35:11 AM  
Subby, are you planning to do the 200+ sit-ups in one shot or are you planning to stretch them out over the course of the year? This matters to me.

/not really
 
2013-01-16 06:36:33 AM  
Fatmitter, we all want a video of each sit up for every comment you have to do 2 for this one.
 
2013-01-16 06:36:38 AM  

abhorrent1: Joelogon: Cpl.D: And one more for the Corps!

Guess the Corps don't get theirs...

It's CORE people. CORE!


Lighten up, Steve.
 
2013-01-16 06:37:33 AM  
You go Doglover! Nothing like a crash exercise plan!

The feel of the fat burning off, the sweat dripping down your face, the numbness slowly creeping up your left arm and into your neck, the smell of burnt toast as the world goes dark, the sound of the Ambulance rushing you to the Cath Lab......


Good times, good times!
 
2013-01-16 06:38:01 AM  
You can do it, Subby!
 
2013-01-16 06:38:07 AM  
267
 
2013-01-16 06:41:54 AM  
Paging Indubitably to thread 7537642, Indubitably to 7537642.
 
2013-01-16 06:44:07 AM  
You can do it subs
 
2013-01-16 06:47:16 AM  
10 Sit up!
20 Lie down.
30 goto 10
 
2013-01-16 06:48:14 AM  
Video of you saying the name of each poster as you do their situp?
 
2013-01-16 06:48:27 AM  
I'll take pity on submitter and refrain from commenting
 
2013-01-16 06:49:31 AM  
To your health, Fatty!
+1
 
2013-01-16 06:50:34 AM  
Pics - or vid - or it didn't happen, and you toyed with all our emotions, you fat fark. DO EEEEEEEEEET.
 
2013-01-16 06:53:30 AM  
Come on one more, you can do it!
 
2013-01-16 06:53:43 AM  
Are we limited to how many comments we can make over this or is it 1 per customer? :?
/curious
 
JJD
2013-01-16 06:53:47 AM  
You should post a follow-up even if you do have a heart attack.
You should put a follow-up clause in your will, just in case.

Good luck, subby.

+1
 
2013-01-16 06:54:06 AM  
How patient is the least patient mod?
 
2013-01-16 06:55:37 AM  
lolz
 
2013-01-16 06:55:52 AM  
Good luck,  Wickedfatmitter.

You've got my support.

Hell, I might even join you...if 1) the comment count doesn't get too high and 2) I can space the sit-ups over time.
 
2013-01-16 06:56:23 AM  

HaywoodJablonski: I'll take pity on submitter and refrain from commenting


You are a good person.
 
2013-01-16 06:58:05 AM  
And one more for your momma. You know she always wished you were more like your brother. Or sister.
 
2013-01-16 06:58:07 AM  
Have another.
 
2013-01-16 06:58:47 AM  
When I wake up I will do one sit-up for each comment in this thread

Why would you say that?

/regrets
//subby probably has them
 
2013-01-16 06:58:49 AM  
and one more for your health.
 
2013-01-16 06:59:02 AM  

Spanky McStupid: HaywoodJablonski: I'll take pity on submitter and refrain from commenting

You are a good person.


Really?

You both know what you're doing.  Shame on you.
 
2013-01-16 07:00:41 AM  
This is a nice idea in theory but a bunch of sit ups isn't going to fix you. You should probably start with your diet and then work on cardio.
 
2013-01-16 07:01:41 AM  
+1
 
2013-01-16 07:01:47 AM  

GreenCamps: Are we limited to how many comments we can make over this or is it 1 per customer? :?
/curious


I have no idea, at all
 /me rolls eyes
 
2013-01-16 07:01:56 AM  

HaywoodJablonski: I'll take pity on submitter and refrain from commenting


Are you sure? I think you should comment.
 
2013-01-16 07:02:50 AM  
Why don't you start with 20-25 the first day followed my a long walk. Then repeat the next day and keep it up long enough to reach the total. Unless of course your goal is to not be able to get out of bed the following 2-3 days.

You're about to make the mistake that causes most people to fail miserably at getting in shape. Too much, too soon.
 
2013-01-16 07:03:41 AM  
Also sit-ups won't make you thin.
 
2013-01-16 07:03:46 AM  

eraser8: Spanky McStupid: HaywoodJablonski: I'll take pity on submitter and refrain from commenting

You are a good person.

Really?

You both know what you're doing.  Shame on you.


What, do they have some underlying plan to their comments? I just thought they were being kind-hearted individuals.
 
2013-01-16 07:05:21 AM  
YOU CAN DO IT
 
2013-01-16 07:06:11 AM  
Also a person trainer would be a good investment for you since you clearly don't know anything about exercise.
 
2013-01-16 07:06:22 AM  

Nakmirax: eraser8: Spanky McStupid: HaywoodJablonski: I'll take pity on submitter and refrain from commenting

You are a good person.

Really?

You both know what you're doing.  Shame on you.

What, do they have some underlying plan to their comments? I just thought they were being kind-hearted individuals.


You're on the list now, too.
 
2013-01-16 07:06:57 AM  

Nakmirax: eraser8: Spanky McStupid: HaywoodJablonski: I'll take pity on submitter and refrain from commenting

You are a good person.

Really?

You both know what you're doing.  Shame on you.

What, do they have some underlying plan to their comments? I just thought they were being kind-hearted individuals.


Well there's some cynicism. Seems like you just can't please some people around here ... especially when it's comment #296 or something like that.
 
2013-01-16 07:07:29 AM  
And one for the motivation...

fragileannie.com
 
2013-01-16 07:07:53 AM  
Try squats too. And pushups. Work each major muscle group not just your core.
 
2013-01-16 07:07:53 AM  

eraser8: Nakmirax: eraser8: Spanky McStupid: HaywoodJablonski: I'll take pity on submitter and refrain from commenting

You are a good person.

Really?

You both know what you're doing.  Shame on you.

What, do they have some underlying plan to their comments? I just thought they were being kind-hearted individuals.

You're on the list now, too.


Why do you hate nice people?
 
2013-01-16 07:10:07 AM  
I'd like to stay here and weight (ha!) for wickedfatmitter to out himself, but I've got to be at the gym in 26 minutes.
 
2013-01-16 07:10:21 AM  
1 week back at the gym and with a moderate diet (I included vegetables again), and I have lost 5 of 7 pounds I gained over the last 2 months of pure couch-sitting laziness and eating whatever I wanted. It is great to be a guy.
 
2013-01-16 07:10:41 AM  

abhorrent1: eraser8: Nakmirax: eraser8: Spanky McStupid: HaywoodJablonski: I'll take pity on submitter and refrain from commenting

You are a good person.

Really?

You both know what you're doing.  Shame on you.

What, do they have some underlying plan to their comments? I just thought they were being kind-hearted individuals.

You're on the list now, too.

Why do you hate nice people?


Will they still be nice people when we find out that poor fatmitter is in the CICU?
 
2013-01-16 07:11:48 AM  
303
 
2013-01-16 07:12:47 AM  
Don't do it subby. You'll make the rest of us look bad.
 
2013-01-16 07:14:50 AM  
How is flabby formed?
 
2013-01-16 07:15:15 AM  
Posting just to add to Fatmitter's workout.

/am I doing it right?
 
2013-01-16 07:15:40 AM  

puffy999:


What has been seen cannot be unseen...

/shudders
 
2013-01-16 07:16:12 AM  

eraser8: Nakmirax: eraser8: Spanky McStupid: HaywoodJablonski: I'll take pity on submitter and refrain from commenting

You are a good person.

Really?

You both know what you're doing.  Shame on you.

What, do they have some underlying plan to their comments? I just thought they were being kind-hearted individuals.

You're on the list now, too.


Thank you! I've always wanted to be on a list. Is there beer involved? Please say there's beer involved!
 
2013-01-16 07:16:53 AM  

big pig peaches: Also a person trainer would be a good investment for you since you clearly don't know anything about exercise.


Yea this
 
2013-01-16 07:18:04 AM  
Do one for me, you disgusting tub of subbygoo!
 
2013-01-16 07:18:32 AM  
Wait.....who is subby again?

Oh, that quivering ball of flesh tucked into a fetal position in the corner if the room?

Got it.
 
2013-01-16 07:18:33 AM  
oh feel the burrrrrrrn!!
 
2013-01-16 07:19:13 AM  

Nakmirax: eraser8: Nakmirax: eraser8: Spanky McStupid: HaywoodJablonski: I'll take pity on submitter and refrain from commenting

You are a good person.

Really?

You both know what you're doing.  Shame on you.

What, do they have some underlying plan to their comments? I just thought they were being kind-hearted individuals.

You're on the list now, too.

Thank you! I've always wanted to be on a list. Is there beer involved? Please say there's beer involved!


You're a heartless bastard...but, of course, there is beer involved.  There is always beer involved in my lists.

That still doesn't give you permission to stop feeling guilty.
 
2013-01-16 07:20:03 AM  
Oh yes..... finally a comment that I can really contribute to the cause...
 
2013-01-16 07:20:37 AM  

Witchydiva: Posting just to add to Fatmitter's workout.

/am I doing it right?


Yes.

And I re-raise.
 
2013-01-16 07:22:20 AM  
i.imgur.com
 
2013-01-16 07:23:03 AM  
I enjoy contributing to somebodies misery
 
2013-01-16 07:23:59 AM  
Much less lame now!
 
2013-01-16 07:24:09 AM  
I want to believe.
 
2013-01-16 07:24:26 AM  
i've got the oddest temptation to unload a barrage of images from my 'what the hell was i thinking' folder.

maybe you can space the sit-ups out over a week. or two.

i49.tinypic.com
 
2013-01-16 07:25:05 AM  
One piece of advice for you subby - don't try to do all of these non-stop. Break them up into sets of 15 or 20 and rest for a minute between sets. Alive and puking your guts out is fine by us. Heart attack and dead is not....

Good luck!

/know how I can tell most of these people haven't read the Boobies?
//g'wan - guess!
 
2013-01-16 07:26:15 AM  
Do we get $1000 if we forward this to each of Bill Gates employees too?

/keep your shiat spam off my Fark
 
2013-01-16 07:26:45 AM  
i47.tinypic.com

no belugas were dosed in the making of this photo.
 
2013-01-16 07:27:25 AM  
Piling on. Good luck to you!
 
2013-01-16 07:27:31 AM  

Alonjar: Do we get $1000 if we forward this to each of Bill Gates employees too?

/keep your shiat spam off my Fark


No coffee yet, Francis?
 
2013-01-16 07:29:12 AM  
Just ordered beachbody "total insanity" - it will be at my house waiting for me when I get back, so starting it on saturday. Good luck subby.
 
2013-01-16 07:30:12 AM  
Feel the burn, Tubby!
 
2013-01-16 07:30:13 AM  
Lardass, lardass, lardass!

i46.tinypic.com
 
2013-01-16 07:30:41 AM  
I think we all fell for it. Well played, subby.
 
2013-01-16 07:31:11 AM  

eraser8: Nakmirax: eraser8: Nakmirax: eraser8: Spanky McStupid: HaywoodJablonski: I'll take pity on submitter and refrain from commenting

You are a good person.

Really?

You both know what you're doing.  Shame on you.

What, do they have some underlying plan to their comments? I just thought they were being kind-hearted individuals.

You're on the list now, too.

Thank you! I've always wanted to be on a list. Is there beer involved? Please say there's beer involved!

You're a heartless bastard...but, of course, there is beer involved.  There is always beer involved in my lists.

That still doesn't give you permission to stop feeling guilty.


Note taken, tears will be shed into the beer as I am drinking it. Although, if it's a halfway decent beer there may be tears of joy mixed in with the tears of sorrow.

I'm sorry, I just didn't realize I was contributing to the pain of Wickedfatmitter.
 
2013-01-16 07:31:29 AM  
One more...keep it rollin'
 
2013-01-16 07:34:00 AM  
This is awesome. C'mon Fatmitty, who are ya?
 
2013-01-16 07:34:43 AM  
media1.break.com
 
2013-01-16 07:35:30 AM  
Posting for the first time in years just for you, subby. You better pull through.
 
2013-01-16 07:37:14 AM  

IamAwake: Just ordered beachbody "total insanity" - it will be at my house waiting for me when I get back, so starting it on saturday. Good luck subby.


Good luck, stay hydrated
 
2013-01-16 07:37:24 AM  
Someone is gonna feel this in the morning.
 
2013-01-16 07:38:06 AM  
Love ya! One more for me??
 
2013-01-16 07:38:10 AM  

Guuberre: One piece of advice for you subby - don't try to do all of these non-stop. Break them up into sets of 15 or 20 and rest for a minute between sets. Alive and puking your guts out is fine by us. Heart attack and dead is not....

Good luck!

/know how I can tell most of these people haven't read the Boobies?
//g'wan - guess!


Aaannndddd..... never mind. Not enough coffee this morning.
 
2013-01-16 07:39:12 AM  
drscoundrels.com
 
2013-01-16 07:39:50 AM  

Bathia_Mapes: g0ats3x: oi_piss_me_off: why isn't this green yet?

Moderator doesn't want subby's death on his/her conscience.

Moderators moderate, Admins greenlight/redlight headlines.


Moderators moderate moderately.

So. Has subby outed him/herself yet? I somehow doubt it. Maybe a daring mod/min can do it for him/her.
 
2013-01-16 07:43:09 AM  
Here's another one for ya, Fatty McGee. Feel the burn.
 
2013-01-16 07:45:33 AM  

heap: i've got the oddest temptation to unload a barrage of images from my 'what the hell was i thinking' folder.

maybe you can space the sit-ups out over a week. or two.

[i49.tinypic.com image 408x687]


I can easily see this turning into an LP thread.
 
2013-01-16 07:45:40 AM  
Approaching 350, maggot. Dig Deep.
 
2013-01-16 07:47:39 AM  

MissFeasance: Oh god do I have to go back to myfitnesspal?  I quit that like six months ago.  It's going to be so disappointed with my updated status.


I keep meaning to sign back in, but I'm afraid it's going to yell at me.
 
2013-01-16 07:49:52 AM  
**** THIS IS A COUPON GOOD FOR -300 SIT-UPS ****


Hopefully this will save your heart subby. Clip and send to Drew.

Good until 1/17/2013 when it falls off the main page. Cash value -1/300 cents (hey, you owe me money!)
 
2013-01-16 07:50:45 AM  
I found the world's most credible resource to determine how many calories you'll burn doing this:

http://www.livestrong.com/article/322159-calories-burned-in-100-sit- up s/

So, I figure if you do all these sit-ups, you'll have burned off about one beer.

DO IT FOR THE BEER
 
2013-01-16 07:50:56 AM  
Godspeed, subby.
 
2013-01-16 07:52:23 AM  
Remember to have a bowel movement BEFORE attempting situps. You have been warned
 
2013-01-16 07:52:39 AM  
Tell ya what, fatmitter, I will do 100 of the sit-ups for ya.

I farking hate sit ups.

But my fat backside needs to do them too.
 
2013-01-16 07:53:11 AM  
I usually just lurk. This one is worth posting in.

Suck it up, Buttercup. This one's gonna hurt!
 
2013-01-16 07:54:45 AM  
You are nothing but a disgusting fatbody Private Pile!

i.imgur.com
 
2013-01-16 07:55:30 AM  
In basic to get mail we had to do 25 pushups each. My then spouse would mail me so many letters id have 300+ pushups each mail call.
 
2013-01-16 07:56:23 AM  
...357...You can DO it, subby!!
 
2013-01-16 07:56:33 AM  
This guy wants to lose weight??

Get him one of those "finger blenders" from another thread and don't tell him about the "unplug-it-before-you-clean-it" trick. With his hand all farked and bandaged, he won't be able to get into the chips so easily.

I'm just here to help.
 
2013-01-16 07:57:54 AM  
When I wake up I will do one sit-up for each comment in this thread

i171.photobucket.com

In a row?

/good on ya, subby!
//not subby
 
2013-01-16 07:58:34 AM  

Habitual Cynic: This guy wants to lose weight??


To be honest, doing a brazillion sit-ups aren't going to help subby get a trimmer waistline. Only proper dieting and full-body exercise will gsnfphtzhahaHAHAHAHAHAHA, yeah, like subby will eat a proper diet, let ALONE get off his fat, lazy ass and get some exercise.

Fat bastard hasn't even outed himself!! (unless I missed it)
 
2013-01-16 07:59:16 AM  
i527.photobucket.com
 
2013-01-16 07:59:48 AM  
I hope Fatmitter is looking forward to doing almost infinity sit ups this morning
 
2013-01-16 08:00:41 AM  

xanadian:
I can easily see this turning into an LP thread.


i49.tinypic.com

again, i'm sure it made sense at the time.
 
2013-01-16 08:01:19 AM  
i527.photobucket.com
 
2013-01-16 08:01:35 AM  

Target Builder: I hope Fatmitter is looking forward to doing almost infinity sit ups this morning


+1
 
2013-01-16 08:01:36 AM  
Go on, Just one more, You can do it :-)
 
2013-01-16 08:02:01 AM  
I hope subby doesn't sleep in too late, or he is in for a rude awakening.

/Then again I kind of hope he does
 
2013-01-16 08:02:15 AM  
Fat soe!
 
2013-01-16 08:02:19 AM  
i46.tinypic.com
 
2013-01-16 08:04:34 AM  
What's all this, then?
 
Rie
2013-01-16 08:04:44 AM  
Logging in for first time in months to make subby do more work.
 
2013-01-16 08:05:04 AM  
Let's see who can get this movie quote without googling...

Hey Bluto! Oink Oink! Too many twinkies!
 
2013-01-16 08:05:08 AM  
i48.tinypic.com
 
2013-01-16 08:05:59 AM  
i527.photobucket.com
 
2013-01-16 08:06:18 AM  
Jeeze, what a lot of drama . . . try losing weight the way I did.
I learned to say the words, "No thanks, I'm full"
and then I learned to KEEP MY BIG MOUTH SHUT so I couldn't jam food in.
That's my secret.
No 90 days worth of food by UPS, no sit-ups till I puked, no running for half the day just SHUT THE HOLE IN THE FRONT

You're welcome,
Warmest regards,
Mr. Farkin' Knowitall
 
2013-01-16 08:06:30 AM  
I want video proof.
 
2013-01-16 08:06:39 AM  
Do posts from alt accounts work? I'm asking for a friend...
 
2013-01-16 08:07:09 AM  
And..... one more.
 
2013-01-16 08:07:30 AM  
Subby, sit-ups aren't going to help you and doing hundreds in your type of shape will hurt you. Been there, done that. Go walking instead, it's much lower impact and will burn calories. Change the challenge to something like 0.01 miles per comment and you'll be much better off.
 
2013-01-16 08:08:28 AM  
i50.tinypic.com
i45.tinypic.com
 
2013-01-16 08:09:22 AM  
Wake up, Subby!

i527.photobucket.com
 
2013-01-16 08:10:12 AM  
Have fun.
 
2013-01-16 08:10:19 AM  
1.bp.blogspot.com

Now I can do a thousand.
 
2013-01-16 08:11:22 AM  
its easier to do these sit ups without a beer in your hand.

enjoy, your up to 381
 
2013-01-16 08:11:51 AM  
This thread will go down in history as being more painful than the ballsack conundrum.

Link
 
2013-01-16 08:12:14 AM  
i47.tinypic.com
 
2013-01-16 08:14:50 AM  
i46.tinypic.com
 
2013-01-16 08:15:08 AM  
one, one, one 'cause you left me
And two, two, two for my family
And three, three, three for my heartache
And four, four, four for my headaches
And five, five, five for my lonely
And six, six, six for my sorrow
And seven, seven for no tomorrow
And eight, eight, I forget what eight was for
 
2013-01-16 08:15:47 AM  
Do another.
 
2013-01-16 08:16:27 AM  
Like my old drill sergeant used to say, "It's impossible for the human body to do too many push ups, or sit ups."
 
2013-01-16 08:16:53 AM  
So, just by posting, I can make someone do sit-ups?

As a former sergeant, I approve.
 
2013-01-16 08:17:15 AM  

gulogulo: Try squats too. And pushups. Work each major muscle group not just your core.


Squats are great, but they do need a good core to keep your chest/back straight to improve the squat.
 
2013-01-16 08:17:28 AM  
www.timecube.com
 
2013-01-16 08:17:39 AM  
i50.tinypic.com
 
2013-01-16 08:18:22 AM  
Oh, and breathe with the bottom of your gut, not your chest. Longer breaths, more oxygen, more reps.
 
2013-01-16 08:20:51 AM  
take THAT, fatty!
 
2013-01-16 08:21:04 AM  
Here's another.

I want video or a hospital receipt.
 
2013-01-16 08:21:15 AM  
I put down my porkroll, egg and cheese sammich just long enough to add one more.
 
2013-01-16 08:21:21 AM  
i47.tinypic.com
 
2013-01-16 08:22:17 AM  
Do yer situps on a swiss ball witha your arms outstretched behind yer head and yer hands holding a 50lb dumbbell. That'll learn ya.
 
2013-01-16 08:22:21 AM  
It's so nice to be a guy considering most females aren't nearly as picky about mens appearance as we are about females..

/still needs to lose weight
 
2013-01-16 08:22:45 AM  
Rollin'. It's for your own good, subby.

/hypocrite :)
 
2013-01-16 08:22:46 AM  
Mods, turn off flood protection on this one.
Please.
 
2013-01-16 08:22:55 AM  
i46.tinypic.com
 
2013-01-16 08:23:11 AM  
Out yourself? So you're gay?
 
2013-01-16 08:23:18 AM  
I'm not subby, but I'll do this with him.  400 sit ups sounds like fun.  We're doing full situps right, not these pansy-ass crunches?
 
2013-01-16 08:24:37 AM  

sgt cyanide: i think nike run is the one that lets you keep track of the length of your runs and share it with your friends- and you can play tag on it. like- tag biatch... go run your fat ass.


I'm just not the type of person who can use those things. Yeah, I see it if you have a competitive nature, but I really don't. Not in the way that seeing someone complete a goal makes me go "yeah, I'm gonna beat that farker, I'm gonna do an even bigger goal, I'm the winnah"

Only person in my life I want to be better than is myself. That makes those services, which I otherwise like if they didn't spend so much development time on the "social" aspects, really not useful.
 
2013-01-16 08:25:07 AM  
i49.tinypic.com
 
2013-01-16 08:25:23 AM  
I am wholeheartedly opposed to physical exercise... for myself.

One more for YOU, wickedfatmitter!
 
2013-01-16 08:25:30 AM  
Looks like you had better start getting to it submitter.

Just try to keep it up for the rest of the year too! :)
 
2013-01-16 08:26:10 AM  
I think Subby trolls us all very well.
 
2013-01-16 08:26:29 AM  
I have a friend who just had surgery to make his outie an innie. His belly button popped out a long time ago from doing sit ups while he had too much tummy. He thought sit ups would make his tummy flat. Instead, it just gave his tummy a nipple.
 
2013-01-16 08:26:44 AM  
i527.photobucket.com
 
2013-01-16 08:27:49 AM  
You go subby.

I wish I had the balls to say I'd do it with you. And the health for that matter.

/oh tummy. What's wrong?
 
2013-01-16 08:27:51 AM  
situp_count++
 
2013-01-16 08:28:02 AM  

SwingDancer: I think Subby trolls us all very well.


if i'm trolled into a goofoff thread, then i will be so mad.

i47.tinypic.com
 
2013-01-16 08:30:10 AM  
I'll do it with you subby. I was going to go the gym tonight though. Maybe if I forego my usual core routine I"ll have the energy for this.
 
2013-01-16 08:30:25 AM  
Good Lord, wake up now before people get to work this morning!!
 
2013-01-16 08:31:10 AM  
i45.tinypic.com
 
2013-01-16 08:31:56 AM  
420...421..
 
2013-01-16 08:32:45 AM  
i'll add +1 to the equation...
 
2013-01-16 08:32:52 AM  
i45.tinypic.com
 
2013-01-16 08:34:44 AM  
do one for me
 
2013-01-16 08:36:22 AM  
Did I miss subby outing himself in the top of the thread?  He will be outed, yes?
 
2013-01-16 08:37:30 AM  
i46.tinypic.com
 
2013-01-16 08:37:46 AM  

pivazena: Did I miss subby outing himself in the top of the thread?  He will be outed, yes?


Better be.
 
2013-01-16 08:39:35 AM  
Random post after years of none, so do one small one for me yo.
 
2013-01-16 08:39:41 AM  
i49.tinypic.com
 
2013-01-16 08:43:31 AM  
Someth
 
2013-01-16 08:43:45 AM  
OK Chubster.  Start doing your sit-ups.

/you can do it!
 
2013-01-16 08:44:07 AM  
i47.tinypic.com
 
2013-01-16 08:44:09 AM  
ing is wro
 
2013-01-16 08:44:13 AM  

xanadian: Habitual Cynic: This guy wants to lose weight??

To be honest, doing a brazillion sit-ups aren't going to help subby get a trimmer waistline. Only proper dieting and full-body exercise will gsnfphtzhahaHAHAHAHAHAHA, yeah, like subby will eat a proper diet, let ALONE get off his fat, lazy ass and get some exercise.

Fat bastard hasn't even outed himself!! (unless I missed it)


Hng claimed it in another thread, but was probably joking.
 
2013-01-16 08:44:44 AM  
ng with the s
 
2013-01-16 08:45:02 AM  
Just doing my part to help. But if you want a celebratory beer, that should be ok too.
 
2013-01-16 08:45:22 AM  
ubmission pag
 
2013-01-16 08:46:00 AM  
e. It keeps submitting my post befo
 
2013-01-16 08:46:38 AM  
re I'm done typing it.
 
2013-01-16 08:47:01 AM  
+1

Good luck subby
 
2013-01-16 08:47:09 AM  
i47.tinypic.com
 
2013-01-16 08:47:11 AM  
Feel the burn!
 
2013-01-16 08:51:57 AM  
What if it hits infinity?
 
2013-01-16 08:52:36 AM  
One more. Good luck, subby. 300+ sit-ups will probably not be a fun time.

/are you doing them all in one sitting or is it just in total?
 
2013-01-16 08:52:37 AM  
i45.tinypic.com
 
2013-01-16 08:53:23 AM  
Wow. I meant 400+. ;)

/+1
 
2013-01-16 08:53:54 AM  
One more for the bum-mitter!

imageshack.us
 
2013-01-16 08:55:54 AM  
Good luck subby. I genuinely mean that!

Don't try and do all the sit ups at once, and if you do make sure to wear your LifeAlert.
 
2013-01-16 08:56:07 AM  
You. WILL. regret. this.
 
2013-01-16 08:57:06 AM  
consequences, schmonsequences... as long as I'm rich!
 
2013-01-16 08:58:27 AM  
i50.tinypic.com
 
2013-01-16 08:58:54 AM  
Dear subby,
Sit ups will not make you thin, but I guess they are probably a step in the right direction. Do your back and abs a favor and do crunches instead. Full situps tend to engage the hip flexors.

In fact, to protect your back, for every twenty crunches you do, do one or two romanian deadlifts at a safe weight. Or better yet, stop coming on Fark and get yourself a personal trainer because you're just going to hurt yourself.
 
2013-01-16 09:01:05 AM  
i48.tinypic.com
 
2013-01-16 09:02:31 AM  
bitesizewellness.com
 
2013-01-16 09:02:55 AM  
i45.tinypic.com
 
2013-01-16 09:07:48 AM  
Ninja!

i527.photobucket.com
 
2013-01-16 09:08:12 AM  

ktybear: If it goes green do these sit-ups, they still count and you should live through the experience.

[newsimg.bbc.co.uk image 298x224]


Those only count if you're female.
 
2013-01-16 09:09:13 AM  
i46.tinypic.com
 
2013-01-16 09:09:52 AM  

BronyMedic: You go Doglover! Nothing like a crash exercise plan!

The feel of the fat burning off, the sweat dripping down your face, the numbness slowly creeping up your left arm and into your neck, the smell of burnt toast as the world goes dark, the sound of the Ambulance rushing you to the Cath Lab......


Good times, good times!


I'm not subby.
 
2013-01-16 09:11:33 AM  
i45.tinypic.com
 
2013-01-16 09:12:06 AM  
Good on you subby, whoever you are.
 
2013-01-16 09:13:16 AM  
Dance, subby, dance. Get down and move it, like you feel it.

assets0.ordienetworks.com
 
2013-01-16 09:13:48 AM  
i45.tinypic.com
 
2013-01-16 09:13:53 AM  
Feel bad for subby...not that much, cause here's another sit-up to do.
 
2013-01-16 09:15:01 AM  

doglover: BronyMedic: You go Doglover! Nothing like a crash exercise plan!

The feel of the fat burning off, the sweat dripping down your face, the numbness slowly creeping up your left arm and into your neck, the smell of burnt toast as the world goes dark, the sound of the Ambulance rushing you to the Cath Lab......


Good times, good times!

I'm not subby.


Well then I think BronyMedic just called you fat.
 
2013-01-16 09:15:08 AM  
Let's kick this thread up a notch!

Everyone knows that the Palestinians have more right to Israel than the Jews do. In the words of the great Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, "I'm too drunk to taste this chicken."
 
2013-01-16 09:15:39 AM  
Subby, call me when you're through ... we'll go get McDonalds.

encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com
 
2013-01-16 09:15:39 AM  
If I had to do as many situps as possible in one day, I'd probably do them in sets of 25 at regular intervals.  I hope that helps, doglover.
 
2013-01-16 09:17:02 AM  

Rapmaster2000: Let's kick this thread up a notch!

Everyone knows that the Palestinians have more right to Israel than the Jews do. In the words of the great Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, "I'm too drunk to taste this chicken."


Rapmaster2000: Let's kick this thread up a notch!

Everyone knows that the Palestinians have more right to Israel than the Jews do. In the words of the great Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, "I'm too drunk to taste this chicken."


But the Jews were there first, and it tastes just like chicken.
 
2013-01-16 09:17:06 AM  
Or Wendy's (your choice)

encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com
 
2013-01-16 09:17:43 AM  
awesome!
 
2013-01-16 09:18:35 AM  
I'm going to bet that subby backs out. Way to set unrealistic goals for yourself there buddy
 
2013-01-16 09:18:50 AM  
i50.tinypic.com
 
2013-01-16 09:20:31 AM  
When is the cut off?
 
2013-01-16 09:20:54 AM  
Or maybe just some Italian ...

encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com
 
2013-01-16 09:22:02 AM  
How do you start something like this and then sleep in?
 
2013-01-16 09:22:36 AM  
i46.tinypic.com
 
2013-01-16 09:24:46 AM  
img.photobucket.com
 
2013-01-16 09:24:57 AM  
i48.tinypic.com
 
2013-01-16 09:25:20 AM  
Good luck to you subby! I started working out last week and changed my diet. I'm still a fatty but can do 225 crunches at a time. You can do this!

/also do lots of cardio
//yoga is awesome, too
///the myfitnesspal app is the bestest thing ever!
 
2013-01-16 09:27:09 AM  
C'mon, subby

www.mytinyphone.com

we wanna see you dance, fat boy.
 
2013-01-16 09:27:28 AM  
478?

478?!

FARK that! 479!
 
2013-01-16 09:31:13 AM  
wakethefarkup mods subs not doin' 500friggin situps and you're still up.. night loves!
/+1
 
2013-01-16 09:31:21 AM  
Then. You. Shall. DIE!
 
2013-01-16 09:32:01 AM  
450?
 
2013-01-16 09:33:16 AM  
hey what's going on in this thread
 
2013-01-16 09:34:17 AM  
good luck
 
2013-01-16 09:35:02 AM  
...and bacon socks too!
i527.photobucket.com
 
2013-01-16 09:35:35 AM  
shall we make it an even 500???
 
2013-01-16 09:37:44 AM  
come on, 14 er, 13 to make it 500!!
 
2013-01-16 09:38:39 AM  
12
 
2013-01-16 09:38:48 AM  
Has subby outed himself yet? Or is it now 480?
 
2013-01-16 09:39:36 AM  

Glenford: Has subby outed himself yet? Or is it now 480?


Correction - 491
 
2013-01-16 09:40:14 AM  

Glenford: Glenford: Has subby outed himself yet? Or is it now 480?

Correction - 491


I don't think that's quite correct...
 
2013-01-16 09:43:00 AM  
i527.photobucket.com
 
2013-01-16 09:43:44 AM  
no really, what's going on in this thread?


/I know we have no hope for outing by a Mod-Min, but it's really awesome when that happens.
//I got Baby D outed; she REALLY hated me!
 
2013-01-16 09:44:04 AM  
4.bp.blogspot.com

ah, ah, ah
 
2013-01-16 09:46:41 AM  
one more for cinnamon gummies and bacon socks rock!!!!!! somebody out someone pls so heap and i can go to bed....
 
2013-01-16 09:46:44 AM  
thats gonna hurt
 
2013-01-16 09:46:45 AM  
i101.photobucket.com

too many situps makes Morrissey cry
 
2013-01-16 09:48:58 AM  
We at 500 yet?
 
2013-01-16 09:49:11 AM  
www.savagechickens.com
 
2013-01-16 09:49:49 AM  
i101.photobucket.com

Mine's telling me 'BRAAAAAAAAAP'
 
2013-01-16 09:49:59 AM  
How about now?
 
2013-01-16 09:50:12 AM  
/subby

Can I get the 500th comment in my own thread?
 
2013-01-16 09:51:14 AM  
i101.photobucket.com
 
2013-01-16 09:51:53 AM  
thankyou thankyou thankyou for making it an obsessively compulsive even 500 mutherfarkers and goodnight
 
2013-01-16 09:53:19 AM  

Paranoia-': /subby

Can I get the 500th comment in my own thread?


Too late, but I think we can save 600 for you! Or would you prefer a nice number like 1000?
 
2013-01-16 09:53:26 AM  

Paranoia-': /subby

Can I get the 500th comment in my own thread?


Fantastic.
 
2013-01-16 09:53:31 AM  

Paranoia-': /subby

Can I get the 500th comment in my own thread?


LOL

Good job everyone.
 
2013-01-16 09:53:43 AM  

Paranoia-': /subby

Can I get the 500th comment in my own thread?


denied!!! 503!

farkied as sit-up champion
 
2013-01-16 09:55:13 AM  

silo123j: Paranoia-': /subby

Can I get the 500th comment in my own thread?

denied!!! 503!

farkied as sit-up champion


Better hold off on that Farky. Physical therapist says I have to do push-ups.
 
2013-01-16 09:56:16 AM  

maggibond: somebody out someone pls so heap and i can go to bed


i just felt like this sentence needed to happen again with absolutely no context.


i50.tinypic.com
i48.tinypic.com
 
2013-01-16 09:57:44 AM  

heap: maggibond: somebody out someone pls so heap and i can go to bed

i just felt like this sentence needed to happen again with absolutely no context.


[i50.tinypic.com image 450x340]
[i48.tinypic.com image 450x339]


1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10, 11 12
 
2013-01-16 10:01:06 AM  
Be safe, and do them in sets. We want pictures!
 
2013-01-16 10:04:50 AM  

Keigh:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10, 11 12


i49.tinypic.com
doo do dood do do doo doo da doo do doo dooooo
 
2013-01-16 10:10:17 AM  
I came to watch. Is there a live cam or something?
 
2013-01-16 10:12:19 AM  
i4.photobucket.com
 
2013-01-16 10:12:33 AM  
I give you permission to do one minute of walking instead of a situp for this comment.
 
2013-01-16 10:18:21 AM  

Paranoia-': silo123j: Paranoia-': /subby

Can I get the 500th comment in my own thread?

denied!!! 503!

farkied as sit-up champion

Better hold off on that Farky. Physical therapist says I have to do push-ups.


No worries, P. Good on ya for doing something... anything.
 
2013-01-16 10:22:23 AM  
i.qkme.me
 
2013-01-16 10:22:24 AM  
This is such a bad idea.

mesmer242: I give you permission to do one minute of walking instead of a situp for this comment.


Me too
 
2013-01-16 10:24:49 AM  
Subby. I am with you on this. I have been eating unhealthy for the last 2-3 months.

I'm going to do 10x the situps for every post in this thread. And until I complete them I will refrain from eating anything considered junk food. And I will only drink water or unsweetend green tea.
 
2013-01-16 10:27:30 AM  

Paranoia-': sgt cyanide: Paranoia-': I wish i wasnt on my phone so i could just highlight 'gain weight'

bwahaha fixed myself 15 seconds before you came in

Doesn't matter. It is on the internet. It is there forever. FOREVER.


Best part? Forever.
 
2013-01-16 10:30:47 AM  
No wickedfatmitter posting yet? posting in epic bread. sweet tasty peanut butter and honey bread after a sit-up marathon.
 
2013-01-16 10:43:41 AM  
Feel the Crisco pushing up against your heart.
 
2013-01-16 10:59:58 AM  
Hi, I'm new here, what do I do now?
 
2013-01-16 11:06:17 AM  
Do one for me. I'm too tired.
 
2013-01-16 11:14:46 AM  

Paranoia-': /subby

Can I get the 500th comment in my own thread?


503's close enough.

Call your doctor, then start here: Two Hundred Sit-Ups.

I'll bet you get to the point of being able to do 200, in a single set, within six to eight weeks.

/good luck, we're all counting on you.
//and counting for you.
 
2013-01-16 11:17:25 AM  
Seems you'll be in for 11 sets of 50 each. GOGOGO
 
2013-01-16 11:20:46 AM  
One more
 
2013-01-16 11:23:56 AM  

Paranoia-': /subby

Can I get the 500th comment in my own thread?


Fark ate my post but I'll do this with you
 
2013-01-16 11:30:27 AM  
You know it...
 
2013-01-16 11:37:45 AM  

Paranoia-': silo123j: Paranoia-': /subby

Can I get the 500th comment in my own thread?

denied!!! 503!

farkied as sit-up champion

Better hold off on that Farky. Physical therapist says I have to do push-ups.


Who run Fark Town? You can do push-ups AFTER you do the sit-ups.
 
2013-01-16 11:44:15 AM  

doglover: I'm not a fig pucker or a fig pluckers son, but I'll pluck figs till the fig pluckin's done.


Wait...WAT?!?
 
2013-01-16 11:50:22 AM  
For each sit-up you do, I'm going to not do three.
 
2013-01-16 12:02:33 PM  

pivazena: Paranoia-': /subby

Can I get the 500th comment in my own thread?

Fark ate my post but I'll do this with you


Sounds good to me! I'm 100 in so far. I'm pacing myself, as I have both a herniated disc and a 2 year old daughter to deal with.

I'm not sure which one is making this harder.
 
2013-01-16 12:26:32 PM  
Am I too late?
 
2013-01-16 12:29:45 PM  

Paranoia-': pivazena: Paranoia-': /subby

Can I get the 500th comment in my own thread?

Fark ate my post but I'll do this with you

Sounds good to me! I'm 100 in so far. I'm pacing myself, as I have both a herniated disc and a 2 year old daughter to deal with.

I'm not sure which one is making this harder.


Well, congratulations on your greenlit potential LP thread...
 
2013-01-16 12:33:41 PM  

AppleOptionEsc: No wickedfatmitter posting yet? posting in epic bread. sweet tasty peanut butter and honey bread after a sit-up marathon.


He outed himself up-thread, near the 500 post mark.
 
2013-01-16 12:40:10 PM  
do subby's comments count? this could involve math.
 
2013-01-16 12:41:52 PM  

Bathia_Mapes: AppleOptionEsc: No wickedfatmitter posting yet? posting in epic bread. sweet tasty peanut butter and honey bread after a sit-up marathon.

He outed himself up-thread, near the 500 post mark.


Begrudgingly.
 
2013-01-16 12:48:02 PM  
I demand pictures of Subby's noodle abs when this is all over with.
 
2013-01-16 01:04:23 PM  

Paranoia-': Bathia_Mapes: AppleOptionEsc: No wickedfatmitter posting yet? posting in epic bread. sweet tasty peanut butter and honey bread after a sit-up marathon.

He outed himself up-thread, near the 500 post mark.

Begrudgingly.


You said you would out yourself and we appreciate that you followed through. How is your back holding up?
 
2013-01-16 01:05:57 PM  

Tat'dGreaser: big pig peaches: Also a person trainer would be a good investment for you since you clearly don't know anything about exercise.

Yea this


Wow, I really didn't to sound so dickish. I guess it's just my nature.

Seriously though, a 542 should be your goal. You never said you'd do them all today.
 
2013-01-16 01:06:50 PM  
More situps, please!
 
2013-01-16 01:09:51 PM  
follow up please
 
2013-01-16 01:13:20 PM  
Come on I know you can do it, just one more for the team!
 
2013-01-16 01:16:25 PM  
s3.amazonaws.com
 
2013-01-16 01:17:48 PM  
www.newsworks.org

You can skip this one.
 
2013-01-16 01:20:46 PM  
Push
 
2013-01-16 01:31:38 PM  
Sorry Subby, one more.
 
2013-01-16 01:38:04 PM  
One moar, Smitty!
www.topnews.in
 
2013-01-16 01:40:28 PM  
one more
 
2013-01-16 01:48:17 PM  
I hurt
 
2013-01-16 01:49:07 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2013-01-16 01:58:26 PM  
555?!
 
2013-01-16 02:02:52 PM  
Pssh I could do 557 in my sleep. Especially if I was awake.
 
2013-01-16 02:04:14 PM  
I really feel bad for this guy.
 
2013-01-16 02:06:51 PM  
I just want to wish you good luck; we're all counting on you.
 
2013-01-16 02:10:36 PM  

Wyalt Derp: I just want to wish you good luck; we're all counting on you.


And, apparently, for you.
 
2013-01-16 02:15:40 PM  

Paranoia-': Can I get the 500th comment in my own thread?


How are you able to type that while doing push-ups?

. . . 560 . . .
 
2013-01-16 02:45:10 PM  
Do a minute of walking in lieu of a sit-up for this comment.

/sits and sleeps in a truck for up to 22 hours a day
//might be able to do 20 situps total
 
2013-01-16 02:46:20 PM  

Paranoia-': silo123j: Paranoia-': /subby

Can I get the 500th comment in my own thread?

denied!!! 503!

farkied as sit-up champion

Better hold off on that Farky. Physical therapist says I have to do push-ups.


Maybe you can split up the 600 into 450 sit ups and 150 push ups.  Or do 600 situps followed by 600 push ups.
 
2013-01-16 02:46:41 PM  
ABS OF STEEL
 
2013-01-16 03:17:42 PM  
Last post?
 
2013-01-16 03:21:19 PM  

Intelligent_Donkey: Last post?


Nahhhh
 
2013-01-16 03:25:41 PM  

vegaswench: Intelligent_Donkey: Last post?

Nahhhh


Was worth a shot.

Also, does subby look like this yet?
kontraband.se
 
2013-01-16 03:31:28 PM  

Intelligent_Donkey: vegaswench: Intelligent_Donkey: Last post?

Nahhhh

Was worth a shot.

Also, does subby look like this yet?
[kontraband.se image 400x578]


Nope. I'm not on steriods.

I am 300 push-ups down, though. I don't know if I can do any more today; the arms are killing me more than my back is! I've been doing sets of 50, with about 20-30 minutes between each set.
 
2013-01-16 03:40:16 PM  

Paranoia-': Nope. I'm not on steriods.

I am 300 push-ups down, though. I don't know if I can do any more today; the arms are killing me more than my back is! I've been doing sets of 50, with about 20-30 minutes between each set.



You can switch up the type of push-ups a bit in order to get more out of it (and keep your arms from falling off). Narrow spread, wide spread, etc.
 
2013-01-16 03:41:51 PM  
One moar.
 
2013-01-16 03:43:04 PM  
Okay subby I'm way late with this, but here is something I found on fark that helped me lose 80lbs a couple of years ago, and now I'm back on it with the goal of losing 50 more (no, I didn't go back up in the meantime, I'm just that much of a fatass.)

The Hacker's Diet

You can do it. Its totally worth it. And I'll even let you off doing a situp for this post if you promise you'll read that book.
 
2013-01-16 03:46:51 PM  
Oh boy this is gonna be great!
 
2013-01-16 03:49:39 PM  
Huh. I am disabled. I would love to be able to do sit-ups. I am so deeply deeply glad the Internet has evolved OT he point where I can not only shop online, I can outsource my sit-ups:) So. Happy. :)

/ do one super crunch one for me, then collapse and whine, wonderful subby. That's my way (I think)
 
2013-01-16 04:03:17 PM  
Good luck, fatty.
 
2013-01-16 04:33:42 PM  
Still alive?
 
2013-01-16 04:40:54 PM  
Who's the tubby fark?
 
2013-01-16 04:57:10 PM  

gameshowhost: Who's the tubby fark?


Considering where you are shouldn't the question be who isn't the tubby fark?
 
2013-01-16 05:14:09 PM  
Hey fatmitter. Looking at he hat your kid is wearing in your profile, I think I found your problem!
 
2013-01-16 05:14:58 PM  

gameshowhost: Who's the tubby fark?


Paranoia-': /subby

Can I get the 500th comment in my own thread?

 
2013-01-16 05:51:33 PM  
A WHALE CAN'T DO SITUPS!!!
 
2013-01-16 05:55:40 PM  
Is it too late for subby to do one for me
 
2013-01-16 05:59:06 PM  
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MR6FXpaECY8

Here you go subby, a little something to keep you focused
 
2013-01-16 06:16:24 PM  
Bend, Fat Man, bend

/could probably do about 5 myself
 
2013-01-16 06:36:38 PM  
They only count if you do them like Mr T in Rocky 3 Foo
 
2013-01-16 06:36:50 PM  
ONE MORE! YOU CAN DO IT SUBBY!
 
2013-01-16 06:40:10 PM  
and I request one squat thrust for variety please!
 
2013-01-16 07:08:50 PM  
Is last post in play?  Because this could get really ugly.........really ugly.
 
2013-01-16 07:13:27 PM  
YOU CAN DO EEET
 
2013-01-16 07:14:27 PM  
Don't stop now, you're just getting started!
 
2013-01-16 07:15:15 PM  
One more, subbs.
 
2013-01-16 07:17:15 PM  
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2013-01-16 07:18:16 PM  
db2.stb.s-msn.com
 
2013-01-16 07:18:54 PM  
Wait, pushups? I thought you were doing situps. Or did I miss something because I skipped page 2?
 
2013-01-16 07:27:34 PM  
Make sure to drink a lot of fluids before you begin your exercise regimen.

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2013-01-16 07:37:22 PM  
MORE MORE MORE!!!
 
2013-01-16 08:08:45 PM  

jaylectricity: Wait, pushups? I thought you were doing situps. Or did I miss something because I skipped page 2?


He mentioned earlier that his physical therapist wants him to do pushups.
 
2013-01-16 08:09:45 PM  
Dear Subby,

I just thought of you.

-Vort
 
2013-01-16 08:14:09 PM  
AGAIN!
 
2013-01-16 08:22:37 PM  

Paranoia-': I am 300 push-ups down, though. I don't know if I can do any more today; the arms are killing me more than my back is! I've been doing sets of 50, with about 20-30 minutes between each set.


Well, it seems as if you have a plan for tomorrow as well!
 
2013-01-16 08:23:07 PM  
I was going to do situps, but realized it would be easier to write a comment in here! Thanks!
 
2013-01-16 08:25:46 PM  
Woohoo! 600
 
2013-01-16 08:40:10 PM  

steveGswine: Paranoia-': I am 300 push-ups down, though. I don't know if I can do any more today; the arms are killing me more than my back is! I've been doing sets of 50, with about 20-30 minutes between each set.

Well, it seems as if you have a plan for tomorrow as well!


Seriously. Otherwise you would have gone on the internet and told lies. We're only helping, subs.
 
2013-01-16 08:43:06 PM  
=)
 
2013-01-16 08:44:10 PM  
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2013-01-16 08:46:29 PM  
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2013-01-16 08:46:30 PM  
AGAIN!!!
 
2013-01-16 08:48:56 PM  
:D
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2013-01-16 08:49:43 PM  
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2013-01-16 08:50:39 PM  

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2013-01-16 08:52:18 PM  
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2013-01-16 08:53:09 PM  
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2013-01-16 08:54:25 PM  
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2013-01-16 08:55:52 PM  
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2013-01-16 08:57:48 PM  
subby swore exercise in exchange for comments
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and I'm just sitting here drinking and being fat.
/good on ya subby
 
2013-01-16 08:59:38 PM  
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2013-01-16 09:01:04 PM  

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2013-01-16 09:02:41 PM  
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2013-01-16 09:04:14 PM  
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2013-01-16 09:06:13 PM  
I'M THE ONLY ONE WHO LOVES YOU ANY MORE SUBBY.
 
2013-01-16 09:06:52 PM  
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2013-01-16 09:07:33 PM  

Vortex Dweller: I'M THE ONLY ONE WHO LOVES YOU ANY MORE SUBBY.


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2013-01-16 09:08:23 PM  
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2013-01-16 09:08:59 PM  
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/you're lucky it's just one post!
 
2013-01-16 09:13:30 PM  
I'm here for you, wickedfatmitter.
 
2013-01-16 09:14:06 PM  
I care.
 
2013-01-16 09:16:50 PM  
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2013-01-16 09:17:48 PM  
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/just like subby
//go subby! go! go!
 
2013-01-16 09:19:29 PM  
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2013-01-16 09:20:35 PM  
Subby, you have 34 more whateveryou'redoings because of me; you're welcome.
 
2013-01-16 09:23:49 PM  
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2013-01-16 09:25:52 PM  
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2013-01-16 09:28:23 PM  
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Super Bass Metal!
 
2013-01-16 09:31:39 PM  

Bathia_Mapes: jaylectricity: Wait, pushups? I thought you were doing situps. Or did I miss something because I skipped page 2?

He mentioned earlier that his physical therapist wants him to do pushups.


I thought he had some kind of herniated disc?

Shouldn't he be laying in bed?
 
2013-01-16 09:36:55 PM  
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Boom, badoom, boom Boom, badoom, boom bass Yeah that's that super bass
 
2013-01-16 09:41:58 PM  
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2013-01-16 09:42:37 PM  
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2013-01-16 09:43:34 PM  
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2013-01-16 09:43:35 PM  
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2013-01-16 09:44:30 PM  
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2013-01-16 09:46:19 PM  

Subby:

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Signed,
Everyone
 
2013-01-16 09:51:59 PM  
subby you complete me.
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/and those damned sit ups/push ups
 
2013-01-16 09:53:20 PM  
farm9.staticflickr.com
 
2013-01-16 10:24:19 PM  

doglover: /not subby


Yeah, sure you aren't.
 
2013-01-16 10:30:45 PM  
Today was a good day not to be a subby day from yesterday.
 
2013-01-16 10:39:03 PM  
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2013-01-16 10:46:16 PM  
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2013-01-16 10:46:45 PM  
+1
 
2013-01-16 11:49:22 PM  
Go fer it, fatty.

Also, crank down the thermostat and drink icewater. Burn more calories sitting still.
 
2013-01-17 12:17:15 AM  

nosferatublue: Go fer it, fatty.

Also, crank down the thermostat and drink icewater. Burn more calories sitting still.


Are you one of those shivering fawns that the Fruit Bats sign about?
 
2013-01-17 01:37:41 AM  

libranoelrose: Bathia_Mapes: jaylectricity: Wait, pushups? I thought you were doing situps. Or did I miss something because I skipped page 2?

He mentioned earlier that his physical therapist wants him to do pushups.

I thought he had some kind of herniated disc?

Shouldn't he be laying in bed?


He does. PT wants him to do pushups.
 
2013-01-17 02:39:50 AM  

Bathia_Mapes: libranoelrose: Bathia_Mapes: jaylectricity: Wait, pushups? I thought you were doing situps. Or did I miss something because I skipped page 2?

He mentioned earlier that his physical therapist wants him to do pushups.

I thought he had some kind of herniated disc?

Shouldn't he be laying in bed?

He does. PT wants him to do pushups.


Is he gonna make a new thread when he's done with the other 300?

Or is he gonna come back to this thread and post a video of him doing the last one so it's believable that he did all 600+?
 
2013-01-17 02:56:57 AM  
+1 Paranoia-'
 
2013-01-17 03:12:09 AM  
+2 Paranoia-'
 
2013-01-17 08:17:12 AM  
Up and at em!

 /I don't care how sore you are, get on it!
 
2013-01-17 09:45:30 AM  
i wonder if the last 60 posters realize he's only committed himself to the ones that happened before he woke up yesterday?

just sayin.
 
2013-01-17 11:30:01 AM  
That's not what the headline says, do another one!
 
2013-01-17 01:47:13 PM  

basemetal: That's not what the headline says, do another one!


Yup, still a couple more days to add to the total.
 
2013-01-17 02:22:15 PM  

jaylectricity: basemetal: That's not what the headline says, do another one!

Yup, still a couple more days to add to the total.


That's right.

/+1
 
2013-01-17 02:42:48 PM  

Keigh: i wonder if the last 60 posters realize he's only committed himself to the ones that happened before he woke up yesterday?

just sayin.


We're not what subby wanted, but we're what subby needs.
PUSH IT TUBBY SUBBY!! FINISH THIS THREAD IN PUSH-UPS.
 
2013-01-17 03:19:27 PM  
One more please
 
2013-01-17 03:40:30 PM  
664
 
2013-01-17 04:39:20 PM  

jaylectricity: 664


::facepalm::
 
2013-01-17 05:40:17 PM  
I still have this tab loaded from the other day...

... and yes, I am evil.
 
2013-01-17 06:00:02 PM  
Situps...so hard!

imageshack.us
 
2013-01-17 06:02:51 PM  

Keigh: i wonder if the last 60 posters realize he's only committed himself to the ones that happened before he woke up yesterday?

just sayin.


Actually I've more or less committed myself to stick with this thread as long as it stays active.

Also, I have no intention of posting videos, but after ami5000 suggested, (in a TFD thread) that I do them live on TinyChat, I got on and did my first 50 there. No one joined, though, so I guess they all thought I was joking.
 
2013-01-17 06:15:02 PM  
Well, best of luck, we're all counting on you!

But seriously, good on you, hope it goes well.
 
2013-01-17 06:16:26 PM  
Is this thread still active?
 
2013-01-17 06:22:42 PM  

Paranoia-': Actually I've more or less committed myself


You should be.
 
2013-01-17 06:53:39 PM  

Babydoll28: Is this thread still active?


Are you asking if we're all doing situps?
 
2013-01-17 07:57:36 PM  
One more!
 
2013-01-17 08:12:57 PM  

jaylectricity: Babydoll28: Is this thread still active?

Are you asking if we're all doing situps?


Yes, yes I am. Are you doing yours?

The only exercise I'm doing is elbow-bending.

/Is 10.30am too early for vodka?
 
2013-01-17 08:26:59 PM  

Babydoll28: jaylectricity: Babydoll28: Is this thread still active?

Are you asking if we're all doing situps?

Yes, yes I am. Are you doing yours?

The only exercise I'm doing is elbow-bending.

/Is 10.30am too early for vodka?


Nope.
 
2013-01-17 10:12:31 PM  

Babydoll28: /Is 10.30am too early for vodka?


I don't go by time, I go by what I might need to do before the next time I go to sleep.
 
2013-01-17 10:59:32 PM  

jaylectricity: Babydoll28: /Is 10.30am too early for vodka?

I don't go by time, I go by what I might need to do before the next time I go to sleep.


It looks as if everyone is asleep now, or they just no longer care about subby's health.

But I care subby, cheers to you!
 
2013-01-17 11:07:35 PM  

Babydoll28: jaylectricity: Babydoll28: /Is 10.30am too early for vodka?

I don't go by time, I go by what I might need to do before the next time I go to sleep.

It looks as if everyone is asleep now, or they just no longer care about subby's health.

But I care subby, cheers to you!


I care!
 
2013-01-17 11:22:45 PM  

libranoelrose: Babydoll28: jaylectricity: Babydoll28: /Is 10.30am too early for vodka?

I don't go by time, I go by what I might ne