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(Fark)   Wickedfatmitter is going to bed. I will out myself, then I am gone. When I wake up I will do one sit-up for each comment in this thread and then post a follow-up. If I haven't had a heart attack. Thank you for supporting my health   (fark.com) divider line 741
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2013-01-16 12:44:14 AM  
Dear Mods,

I don't ask for a green for myself, but for the love of god you have to let the liters see this.

Yrs Truly,

Dr Rev Doglover Esq III
 
2013-01-16 12:44:56 AM  
/not subby
 
2013-01-16 12:47:07 AM  
Yeah a green would be great, subby would have to do hundreds of sit ups.
 
2013-01-16 12:47:08 AM  
no you won't
 
2013-01-16 12:47:25 AM  
What if you die before waking up? What do WE get out of the deal?
 
2013-01-16 12:47:27 AM  
If you flake out you owe all of us TF, subby.
 
2013-01-16 12:47:47 AM  

rappy: Yeah a green would be great, subby would have to do hundreds of sit ups.


THOUSANDS
 
2013-01-16 12:48:38 AM  
Bump
 
2013-01-16 12:48:42 AM  
If it goes green do these sit-ups, they still count and you should live through the experience.

newsimg.bbc.co.uk
 
2013-01-16 12:49:26 AM  
green it.
 
2013-01-16 12:50:07 AM  
honestly theres a lot of people trying to gain weight- if you're serious about it friend each other on myfitnesspal and on nike run.

i think nike run is the one that lets you keep track of the length of your runs and share it with your friends- and you can play tag on it. like- tag biatch... go run your fat ass.

my nike buddy quit so i havent used it in a long time


anyway. it makes it fun, competition makes you work harder and... it'll work
 
2013-01-16 12:50:39 AM  
Well don't look at me! I just got out of bed.

/not subby
 
2013-01-16 12:51:04 AM  

sgt cyanide: honestly theres a lot of people trying to gain weight- if you're serious about it friend each other on myfitnesspal and on nike run.

i think nike run is the one that lets you keep track of the length of your runs and share it with your friends- and you can play tag on it. like- tag biatch... go run your fat ass.

my nike buddy quit so i havent used it in a long time


anyway. it makes it fun, competition makes you work harder and... it'll work



WHAT TEH fark. LOSE. I'M TRYING TO LOOOOSE WEIGHT. PEOPLE WHO ARE TRYING TO GAIN WEIGHT STAY OFF MY NIKE RUN AND FITNESSPAL!
 
2013-01-16 12:51:19 AM  

sgt cyanide: honestly theres a lot of people trying to gain weight- if you're serious about it friend each other on myfitnesspal and on nike run.

i think nike run is the one that lets you keep track of the length of your runs and share it with your friends- and you can play tag on it. like- tag biatch... go run your fat ass.

my nike buddy quit so i havent used it in a long time


anyway. it makes it fun, competition makes you work harder and... it'll work


I wish i wasnt on my phone so i could just highlight 'gain weight'
 
2013-01-16 12:52:03 AM  
Do the sit-ups with a friend, it won't seem so bad
 
2013-01-16 12:52:04 AM  

Paranoia-': I wish i wasnt on my phone so i could just highlight 'gain weight'


bwahaha fixed myself 15 seconds before you came in
 
2013-01-16 12:53:30 AM  

sgt cyanide: Paranoia-': I wish i wasnt on my phone so i could just highlight 'gain weight'

bwahaha fixed myself 15 seconds before you came in


Doesn't matter. It is on the internet. It is there forever. FOREVER.
 
2013-01-16 12:53:34 AM  

sgt cyanide: sgt cyanide: honestly theres a lot of people trying to gain weight- if you're serious about it friend each other on myfitnesspal and on nike run.

i think nike run is the one that lets you keep track of the length of your runs and share it with your friends- and you can play tag on it. like- tag biatch... go run your fat ass.

my nike buddy quit so i havent used it in a long time


anyway. it makes it fun, competition makes you work harder and... it'll work


WHAT TEH fark. LOSE. I'M TRYING TO LOOOOSE WEIGHT. PEOPLE WHO ARE TRYING TO GAIN WEIGHT STAY OFF MY NIKE RUN AND FITNESSPAL!


Auto correct called you fat. Lulz.
 
2013-01-16 12:54:19 AM  
yay alcohol
 
2013-01-16 12:56:43 AM  
You gotta get in shape. Too much sitting has ruined your body. Too much Farking has gone on for too long. From now on there will be 50 pushups each morning, 50 pullups. There will be no more pills, no more bad food, no more destroyers of your body. From now on will be total organization. Every muscle must be tight.
 
2013-01-16 12:57:52 AM  

farkingismybusiness: You gotta get in shape. Too much sitting has ruined your body. Too much Farking has gone on for too long. From now on there will be 50 pushups each morning, 50 pullups. There will be no more pills, no more bad food, no more destroyers of your body. From now on will be total organization. Every muscle must be tight.


Booze is OK, right?
 
2013-01-16 12:58:37 AM  

farkingismybusiness: You gotta get in shape. Too much sitting has ruined your body. Too much Farking has gone on for too long. From now on there will be 50 pushups each morning, 50 pullups. There will be no more pills, no more bad food, no more destroyers of your body. From now on will be total organization. Every muscle must be tight.


That sounds quoted.
 
2013-01-16 12:58:41 AM  

make me some tea: yay alcohol


gimme some
 
2013-01-16 12:59:33 AM  

video man: farkingismybusiness: You gotta get in shape. Too much sitting has ruined your body. Too much Farking has gone on for too long. From now on there will be 50 pushups each morning, 50 pullups. There will be no more pills, no more bad food, no more destroyers of your body. From now on will be total organization. Every muscle must be tight.

Booze is OK, right?


www.failkittah.com
Of course!
 
hng
2013-01-16 01:02:21 AM  

sgt cyanide: if you're serious about it friend each other on myfitnesspal


Is that where all the cool kids are hanging out now?

/ I'm a cool kid... didn't know anybody else was.
 
2013-01-16 01:02:58 AM  

sgt cyanide: sgt cyanide: honestly theres a lot of people trying to gain weight- if you're serious about it friend each other on myfitnesspal and on nike run.

i think nike run is the one that lets you keep track of the length of your runs and share it with your friends- and you can play tag on it. like- tag biatch... go run your fat ass.

my nike buddy quit so i havent used it in a long time


anyway. it makes it fun, competition makes you work harder and... it'll work


WHAT TEH fark. LOSE. I'M TRYING TO LOOOOSE WEIGHT. PEOPLE WHO ARE TRYING TO GAIN WEIGHT STAY OFF MY NIKE RUN AND FITNESSPAL!


I am trying to gain.  I got all excited for a minute then you crushed my dreams.  Thanks for that.
 
2013-01-16 01:03:34 AM  
Good luck with that.
 
2013-01-16 01:04:22 AM  

doglover: Auto correct called you fat. Lulz.


so did my dad.

i'm so glad i took time out of my day to welcome you home dad.

my stomach has been angry for like 2 days because it got used to eating what i used to eat. up until two years ago off and on i was really really weird about food. so a week of being crazy strict with food and a few days of killing mahself with less than an hour of exercise a day it just- had no idea what to do with food and wanted. like- literally. if i bend down suddenly i can feel it start to come up

my dad has no idea about my eating or exercise habits. all he knows is that in the past two years i've gained a lot of weight

i DO refuse to drink diet soda rather than normal. so i reach into the fridge and grab a coke.

'maybe if you didnt drink unhealthy things like soda you wouldnt have to worry about your weight and maybe thats why your stomach is upset? what have you been eating?'

i just.... threw the soda down the drain told him he didnt know what the fark he was talking about and left.

i get really moody when i'm being good about food and exercise and people feel the need to comment
 
2013-01-16 01:05:46 AM  

farkingismybusiness: You gotta get in shape. Too much sitting has ruined your body. Too much Farking has gone on for too long. From now on there will be 50 pushups each morning, 50 pullups. There will be no more pills, no more bad food, no more destroyers of your body. From now on will be total organization. Every muscle must be tight.


You're drunk, go to bed.
 
2013-01-16 01:06:19 AM  

NickelP: I am trying to gain. I got all excited for a minute then you crushed my dreams. Thanks for that.


i lol'd IT CAN WORK FOR THAT TOO, I'M SURE!
 
2013-01-16 01:07:14 AM  
I'm working on my summer body. mudwhistle has no idea what's coming.
 
2013-01-16 01:08:24 AM  
Oh god do I have to go back to myfitnesspal?  I quit that like six months ago.  It's going to be so disappointed with my updated status.
 
2013-01-16 01:08:25 AM  
Go home, upset stomach, your drunk.
 
2013-01-16 01:08:26 AM  

wizden: I'm working on my summer body. mudwhistle has no idea what's coming.


Ooo sexy
 
hng
2013-01-16 01:08:39 AM  

sgt cyanide: NickelP: I am trying to gain. I got all excited for a minute then you crushed my dreams. Thanks for that.

i lol'd IT CAN WORK FOR THAT TOO, I'M SURE!


make all the green shiat red and you'll be golden!
 
2013-01-16 01:09:23 AM  
32
 
2013-01-16 01:09:53 AM  
Here's another post for another sit-up.  Just because I'm mean like that.
 
2013-01-16 01:10:08 AM  
Come on.. Someone post 37!
 
hng
2013-01-16 01:10:48 AM  

Shnarpy: Come on.. Someone post 37!


in a row?
 
2013-01-16 01:11:11 AM  

hng: sgt cyanide: NickelP: I am trying to gain. I got all excited for a minute then you crushed my dreams. Thanks for that.

i lol'd IT CAN WORK FOR THAT TOO, I'M SURE!

make all the green shiat red and you'll be golden!


I order baconators without the veggies.  I am not sure this is the issue....
 
hng
2013-01-16 01:11:23 AM  
try not to do any sit-ups on your way through the parking lot fatmitter.
 
2013-01-16 01:11:57 AM  
38
 
hng
2013-01-16 01:12:15 AM  

NickelP: hng: sgt cyanide: NickelP: I am trying to gain. I got all excited for a minute then you crushed my dreams. Thanks for that.

i lol'd IT CAN WORK FOR THAT TOO, I'M SURE!

make all the green shiat red and you'll be golden!

I order baconators without the veggies.  I am not sure this is the issue....


images3.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2013-01-16 01:12:17 AM  
Clap push-ups?
 
2013-01-16 01:12:23 AM  
39
 
2013-01-16 01:12:59 AM  
Or just the wussy type push-ups?
 
2013-01-16 01:13:52 AM  
Is sarge subby? if so I fee bad being mean. If not, has fatmitter outted themselves?
 
2013-01-16 01:14:34 AM  
situps won't do much in the way of burning calories.  if anything they'll make your belly poke out even more.

fix your diet first and foremost and go for a walk.
 
2013-01-16 01:14:36 AM  

we'refromthesamestory: If not, has fatmitter outted themselves?


Nope.
 
2013-01-16 01:14:52 AM  
Here's another.

We demand a vid, subby
 
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