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(NBC News)   Good news, politics tab. Mark Sanford will be running for Congress; just as soon as he finishes his hiking trip   (firstread.nbcnews.com) divider line 37
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2013-01-16 09:03:55 AM  
He's depending on all media sources developing amnesia about him, right?
 
2013-01-16 09:06:50 AM  
Is he still campaigning on the sanctity of marriage?
 
2013-01-16 09:10:02 AM  
Awwww. The chick he cheated with is now his fiance. I'm sure she'll let him go hiking.
 
2013-01-16 09:10:45 AM  
foreign affairs?
foreign relations?
national parks service board?
 
2013-01-16 09:18:07 AM  
Oh yeah, He was the christer pol who left his wife for a plain-looking Argentine a few years ago.
 
2013-01-16 09:19:38 AM  

Dialectic: Oh yeah, He was the christer pol who left his wife for a plain-looking Argentine a few years ago.


And left the state he was governor of without telling anyone where he was going.

Also a member of The Family.
 
2013-01-16 09:24:20 AM  
It takes me from 3-5 minutes to finish a hiking trip.
 
2013-01-16 09:24:36 AM  
I hope his ex-wife runs against him.
 
2013-01-16 09:25:01 AM  
Alphax

Also a member of The Family.

What family,g?
 
2013-01-16 09:31:33 AM  

Dialectic: Alphax

Also a member of The Family.

What family,g?


The Family. They deliberately chose a name that wouldn't stand out, but many politicians are members, and they believe that they are chosen by God to be leaders, and that laws and ethics are for lesser people. They had a semi-famous house on C-Street, which they listed as a church for tax purposes.
 
2013-01-16 09:36:09 AM  
The Family, isn't that one of those cults you join so you can have sex with whoever you want?
 
2013-01-16 09:38:21 AM  

Alphax: Dialectic: Oh yeah, He was the christer pol who left his wife for a plain-looking Argentine a few years ago.

And left the state he was governor of without telling anyone where he was going.

Also a member of The Family.


The Cosa Nostra?
 
2013-01-16 09:42:09 AM  

LDM90: I hope his ex-wife runs against him.


She's already decided not to. I really don't know why, though. It's a sure thing for a future LifeTime movie.
 
2013-01-16 09:44:39 AM  
You big dummy.
 
2013-01-16 09:45:07 AM  

Arkanaut: Alphax: Dialectic: Oh yeah, He was the christer pol who left his wife for a plain-looking Argentine a few years ago.

And left the state he was governor of without telling anyone where he was going.

Also a member of The Family.

The Cosa Nostra?


Manson.
 
2013-01-16 09:53:41 AM  

Alphax: He's depending on all media sources developing amnesia about him, right?


Worked for Newt. Adultery is the woman's fault down south and in the Islamic world.
 
2013-01-16 09:53:49 AM  
i446.photobucket.com
 
2013-01-16 09:59:58 AM  

monoski: Alphax: He's depending on all media sources developing amnesia about him, right?

Worked for Newt. Adultery is the woman's fault down south and in the Islamic world.


He just loved America so much that his love became corporeal and he was driven to actually love america. Good thing for all of us that he got caught before he manifested on the general public.
 
2013-01-16 10:06:06 AM  
So Pandora has my address book. That's annoying. I don't mind being judged by the porn I surf for, or the John Birch Society meetings I'm geolocated at, or the photos my phone takes of me when I'm in my BDSM dungeon, but I'd hate to be held accountable for the people I'm friends with.

/no, seriously, that's annoying.
 
2013-01-16 10:06:42 AM  
Furman grad
 
2013-01-16 10:09:27 AM  
Hold on, Elizabeth, I'm coming.
 
2013-01-16 10:16:07 AM  

moos: Hold onOpen wide, Elizabeth, I'm coming.

 
2013-01-16 10:35:56 AM  

LDM90: I hope his ex-wife

the coyote he farked in the woods runs against him.
 
2013-01-16 11:01:26 AM  
This turd's still around? Give it another flush.
 
2013-01-16 11:17:35 AM  

Alphax: He's depending on all media sources developing amnesia about him, right?


Exactly

Link
 
2013-01-16 11:27:59 AM  

devek: The Family, isn't that one of those cults you join so you can have sex with whoever you want?


I thought we weren't supposed to talk about Rape Club?
 
2013-01-16 11:30:50 AM  

Alphax: He's depending on all media sources developing amnesia about him, right?


seeing as how a fox talking head claimed the iraq invasion being over wmds that we never found a liberal propaganda, can you blame him? president bush even said catching obl wasn't a high priority anymore during his second term.

and the general voting public also has a short attention span.
 
2013-01-16 12:08:10 PM  
I can't wait for the Bagger derp about how conservatives are always so much more moral and better than the rest of us, and how Sanford will make a great Congressman because he's a good family man....or whatever other stupid sh*t they say about him to paper over his own obvious lack of character.
 
2013-01-16 12:32:30 PM  
What a hypocritical, arrogant piece of shiat. And the fun part? He'll probably win.
 
2013-01-16 12:32:51 PM  
Well if he runs on a family values platform the luls will just write themselves.
 
2013-01-16 12:33:00 PM  
He cheated on his wife, and was ranked the most libertarian governor in America. Line I'm the hookers for him and elect him, please.
 
2013-01-16 12:47:16 PM  

LDM90: I hope his ex-wife runs against him.



I hope she supplies dirt to the Democrat running against him.

I'm assuming she's not a Democrat and that he wins a primary race, which given the state he should easily do so.

Should be fun.
 
2013-01-16 01:26:12 PM  

Rapmaster2000: It takes me from 3-5 minutes to finish a hiking trip.


*snert*
 
2013-01-16 01:29:20 PM  

EWreckedSean: He cheated on his wife, and was ranked the most libertarian governor in America. Line I'm the hookers for him and elect him, please.


If you're the hookers for him, then who was phone?
 
2013-01-16 02:40:20 PM  
FTA: "I'm not saying it was God-ordained or anything like that," Sanford said, "but a series of rather miraculous events have coincided here, that did not escape the attention of the friends who were urging me to look at this."

Typical Family bullshiate. I think I just threw up in my mouth a little.
 
2013-01-16 04:41:23 PM  

Epoch_Zero: LDM90: I hope his ex-wife runs against him.

She's already decided not to. I really don't know why, though. It's a sure thing for a future LifeTime movie.


The video wouldn't play, but...that was actually a possibility? Huh, I had no idea. Just thought I was being clever.
 
2013-01-16 06:08:52 PM  

semiotix: So Pandora has my address book. That's annoying.


Hey dumbass, wrong thread.
 
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