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(The Hairpin)   Step-by-Step Instructions on Getting the Body You' ve Always Wanted   ( divider line
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679 clicks; posted to FarkUs » on 16 Jan 2013 at 8:39 AM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-01-16 08:25:27 AM  
1. Pick a cemetery you like.
2013-01-16 08:26:02 AM  

Oh, ffs. That was the joke.

I'm getting coffee. :P
2013-01-16 09:06:47 AM
2013-01-16 10:12:20 AM

2013-01-16 11:11:00 AM  
Has a one-step plan:
2013-01-16 02:01:47 PM  
1. Get van
2. Park near local high school

I'm going to stop now before I get into trouble.
2013-01-16 08:05:30 PM  
1. Obtain chloroform
2013-01-17 12:20:48 AM  
good example of how easy it is to write really poor how to instruction. writer glossed right over the ever-important locale as well as simply using the shovel to remove earth.

technical writing is a mentally draining task that demands attention to detail. it's almost as boring as these very sentences you are reading.
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