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2013-01-16 01:51:05 AM  
3 votes:
Once upon a time she was falling in love. Now she's only falling apart.
2013-01-16 12:31:18 AM  
3 votes:
At your command,
Before you here I stand,
My heart is in my hand (eeuch...)
It's here that I must be...
2013-01-16 01:16:10 AM  
2 votes:

Miss Stein: Twilight Farkle: At your command,
Before you here I stand,
My heart is in my hand (eeuch...)
It's here that I must be...

My heart entreats,
Just hear those savage beats,
And go put on your cleats
And come and trample me.


Your heart is hard as stone or mahogany,
That's why I'm in such exquisite agony.
My soul is on fire,
It's aflame with desire,
Which is why I perspire
 As we dance to the Masochism Tango.
2013-01-16 12:27:12 AM  
2 votes:
You know, I started planning what I would do for my girlfriend on Valentine's day, yesterday, but now I see there's no point.

Always has to be some asshole that upstages everyone, huh?
2013-01-15 11:58:11 PM  
2 votes:
Kali-Ma

/srsly it's like on Wheel Of Fortune where they already give you 'r s t l n and e' at the end.
//there should be a default box for comments with the most expected ones already being filled in.
2013-01-16 03:22:45 AM  
1 votes:
cache.fighters.com.br


Ok, maybe not his own heart.
2013-01-16 02:21:16 AM  
1 votes:
i759.photobucket.com
2013-01-16 01:32:51 AM  
1 votes:
cdn.bleacherreport.net

/doggie bag
2013-01-16 12:59:24 AM  
1 votes:
I don't see what the big deal is. I hold my own hard in my hand all the time.

/What's that?
//Oh! Nevermind
2013-01-16 12:36:04 AM  
1 votes:

Twilight Farkle: At your command,
Before you here I stand,
My heart is in my hand (eeuch...)
It's here that I must be...


My heart entreats,
Just hear those savage beats,
And go put on your cleats
And come and trample me.
2013-01-16 12:33:53 AM  
1 votes:
The doctors "allowed" her to have a photo with her heart?

I am not normally the type to save castoff body parts like baby teeth, but my old heart? You can bet I would be throwing that sucker into a jar of formaldehyde and using it as a conversation piece.

/there is a spot for it on top of the piano...
2013-01-16 12:28:24 AM  
1 votes:
You would be horrified if you could see the insides of your colon.
2013-01-16 12:11:38 AM  
1 votes:
Dick Cheney?
2013-01-16 12:07:02 AM  
1 votes:

calbert: Kali-Ma

/srsly it's like on Wheel Of Fortune where they already give you 'r s t l n and e' at the end.
//there should be a default box for comments with the most expected ones already being filled in.


cdn.fd.uproxx.com
obscure?
 
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