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2013-01-15 11:58:11 PM
Kali-Ma

/srsly it's like on Wheel Of Fortune where they already give you 'r s t l n and e' at the end.
//there should be a default box for comments with the most expected ones already being filled in.
 
2013-01-16 12:07:02 AM

calbert: Kali-Ma

/srsly it's like on Wheel Of Fortune where they already give you 'r s t l n and e' at the end.
//there should be a default box for comments with the most expected ones already being filled in.


cdn.fd.uproxx.com
obscure?
 
2013-01-16 12:11:38 AM
Dick Cheney?
 
2013-01-16 12:22:19 AM
My ex-wife can!
 
2013-01-16 12:23:27 AM
Thank God. It's a miracle!
 
2013-01-16 12:25:43 AM
Man, that is hardcore. I really need to get the boomers to amp up the body-regen stuff so I can live longer. I don't want some donor heart, I want a recreation of my own heart.

/and liver.
 
2013-01-16 12:25:45 AM
media.avclub.comabyss.hubbe.netcdn.static.ovimg.com
Obscure?

/so obscure I can't find the right pic
 
2013-01-16 12:26:26 AM

Fark Rye For Many Whores: obscure?


How old are you?
 
2013-01-16 12:27:02 AM
A picker!
 
2013-01-16 12:27:03 AM
images3.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2013-01-16 12:27:12 AM
You know, I started planning what I would do for my girlfriend on Valentine's day, yesterday, but now I see there's no point.

Always has to be some asshole that upstages everyone, huh?
 
2013-01-16 12:27:13 AM
That's carrying the old "Wearing your heart on your sleeve" just one step further.
 
2013-01-16 12:27:47 AM
i230.photobucket.com
 
2013-01-16 12:28:24 AM
You would be horrified if you could see the insides of your colon.
 
2013-01-16 12:29:28 AM
It's not even heart-wrenching season yet.
 
2013-01-16 12:29:32 AM
Fark Rye For Many Whores:
Obscure?

The girl in TFA's pic was wearing a surgical mask to prevent Infection. And then you go and post images from that episode!.
 
2013-01-16 12:31:18 AM
At your command,
Before you here I stand,
My heart is in my hand (eeuch...)
It's here that I must be...
 
2013-01-16 12:33:53 AM
The doctors "allowed" her to have a photo with her heart?

I am not normally the type to save castoff body parts like baby teeth, but my old heart? You can bet I would be throwing that sucker into a jar of formaldehyde and using it as a conversation piece.

/there is a spot for it on top of the piano...
 
2013-01-16 12:35:10 AM
1.bp.blogspot.com

Catch!
 
2013-01-16 12:35:54 AM

red5ish: You would be horrified if you could see the insides of your colon.


probably not,
i clicked the link hoping she'd be on the table, holding her freshly plucked heart while hooked up to all sorts of machinery.

/well, no, not MY colon.
 
2013-01-16 12:36:04 AM

Twilight Farkle: At your command,
Before you here I stand,
My heart is in my hand (eeuch...)
It's here that I must be...


My heart entreats,
Just hear those savage beats,
And go put on your cleats
And come and trample me.
 
2013-01-16 12:36:08 AM
Unless you are a zombie... How I long to copulate with a zombie.
 
2013-01-16 12:37:18 AM
That would be farking trippy.
 
2013-01-16 12:37:46 AM

Twilight Farkle: At your command,
Before you here I stand,
My heart is in my hand (eeuch...)
It's here that I must be...


2.bp.blogspot.com

Agrees
 
2013-01-16 12:39:24 AM

The WindowLicker: The doctors "allowed" her to have a photo with her heart?

I am not normally the type to save castoff body parts like baby teeth, but my old heart? You can bet I would be throwing that sucker into a jar of formaldehyde and using it as a conversation piece.

/there is a spot for it on top of the piano...


I was thinking the same thing. If I ever have an organ removed/transplanted, I want to keep it!

/that's mine!
//i grew it myself!
 
2013-01-16 12:42:09 AM

phrawgh: Thank God. It's a miracle!


I lol'd.
 
2013-01-16 12:42:53 AM
Do people ask if something is obscure because they think they're the only ones who know about using Google?
 
2013-01-16 12:42:59 AM
She's just waiting for someone to steal her heart.

/really, I'm the first with this?
 
2013-01-16 12:43:24 AM

Martin The Mess: The girl in TFA's pic was wearing a surgical mask to prevent Infection. And then you go and post images from that episode!.


Apparently everyone wants to prevent Infection spreading, by pretending it never happened. :/
 
2013-01-16 12:45:57 AM
Can someone photoshop in some flames on that heart?  You know, for the kids.
 
2013-01-16 12:46:23 AM
The Ood do!

/dnrtfa
 
2013-01-16 12:52:57 AM

TofuTheAlmighty: How old are you?


skinink: Do people ask if something is obscure because they think they're the only ones who know about using Google?


I have to continue the war with calbert in a new thread, since my last joke got broke so they deleted it.
 
2013-01-16 12:52:58 AM
"Lady," he said, and turned and gave her his full attention, "lemme tell you something. There's one of these doctors in Atlanta that's taken a knife and cut the human heart - the human heart," he repeated, leaning forward, "out of a man's chest and held it in his hand," and he held his hand out, palm up, as if it were slightly weighted with the human heart, "and studied it like it was a day-old chicken, and lady," he said, allowing a long significant pause in which his head slid forward and his clay-colored eyes brightened, "he don't know no more about it than you or me."

"That's right," the old woman said.

"Why, if he was to take that knife and cut into every corner of it, he still wouldn't know no more than you or me. What you want to bet?"


/obscure?
 
2013-01-16 12:59:24 AM
I don't see what the big deal is. I hold my own hard in my hand all the time.

/What's that?
//Oh! Nevermind
 
2013-01-16 01:06:40 AM
In the Desert
By Stephen Crane

In the desert
I saw a creature, naked, bestial,
Who, squatting upon the ground,
Held his heart in his hands,
And ate of it.
I said, "Is it good, friend?"
"It is bitter-bitter," he answered;

"But I like it
"Because it is bitter,
"And because it is my heart."
 
2013-01-16 01:10:37 AM
Now imagine doing that with a full castration. Rod and Tackle.

Now you can't get that image out of your head... nor your head out of your hands.
 
2013-01-16 01:14:19 AM

mrlewish: Now imagine doing that with a full castration. Rod and Tackle.

Now you can't get that image out of your head... nor your head out of your hands.


"...and, after circumnavigating the globe and passing through 10^23 possible universes, Ulysses finally returned to Ithaca."

Epicene Wildblood approves.
 
2013-01-16 01:16:10 AM

Miss Stein: Twilight Farkle: At your command,
Before you here I stand,
My heart is in my hand (eeuch...)
It's here that I must be...

My heart entreats,
Just hear those savage beats,
And go put on your cleats
And come and trample me.


Your heart is hard as stone or mahogany,
That's why I'm in such exquisite agony.
My soul is on fire,
It's aflame with desire,
Which is why I perspire
 As we dance to the Masochism Tango.
 
2013-01-16 01:18:13 AM
why couldnt they put it in formaldehyde and give it to her as a keepsake?

/ or lunch
 
2013-01-16 01:25:38 AM

The WindowLicker: The doctors "allowed" her to have a photo with her heart?

I am not normally the type to save castoff body parts like baby teeth, but my old heart? You can bet I would be throwing that sucker into a jar of formaldehyde and using it as a conversation piece.

/there is a spot for it on top of the piano...


I would make my wishes known well in advance of surgery and would go somewhere else if they refused me. I'm sure there has to be at least one transplant surgeon out there who is as farked in the head as I am.
 
2013-01-16 01:32:51 AM
cdn.bleacherreport.net

/doggie bag
 
2013-01-16 01:41:26 AM
Thirty years ago when I received my colectomy, I saw a Polaroid picture the surgeon had taken of my removed large intestine; it was so gory and diseased and obviously not meant to remain in my body that I'd been very glad to have seen how bad things really were.

For the first few months after my surgery, whenever I'd have trouble with my ostomy appliance or wished things had turned out differently, I'd think about that awful picture and realize that the surgery had been exactly the right option.

/shoes to match the bag blahdy blah blah
//intestinal fortitude blah blahdy blah
 
2013-01-16 01:51:05 AM
Once upon a time she was falling in love. Now she's only falling apart.
 
2013-01-16 01:56:11 AM
Not many people would want to.
 
2013-01-16 01:57:25 AM

red5ish: You would be horrified if you could see the insides of your colon.


Not really.  I came out from under anesthesia  for a minute or two when I had a colonoscopy a few years ago.  I got to see them on the monitor, snip off one of the two polyps they found before they turned up the juice and put me under again.  Pathology found them to be benign, so all is good.
 
2013-01-16 02:21:16 AM
i759.photobucket.com
 
2013-01-16 02:35:44 AM

Fark Rye For Many Whores: TofuTheAlmighty: How old are you?

skinink: Do people ask if something is obscure because they think they're the only ones who know about using Google?

I have to continue the war with calbert in a new thread, since my last joke got broke so they deleted it.


oh I got it. and I smiled when you added the 'obscure' under the pic up-thread.

you see how fun it is?
you see how it gets under people's skin? you already got a few bites in this thread.

to do it to my standards though, the headline needs to reference it, and ideally, there will already be a few comments in the thread acknowledging it (as in your linked-to example).

and then the 'obscure' gets played

I reserve it until those criteria are met, lest it get played out.

many find it equally delightful and infuriating.

:)
 
2013-01-16 02:38:14 AM
Terrible they just took and cremated her heart. Really they should have let her keep it in formaldehyde.
 
2013-01-16 03:22:45 AM
cache.fighters.com.br


Ok, maybe not his own heart.
 
2013-01-16 03:50:53 AM
s3.amazonaws.com
I know a little nigra kid what can.
 
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