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(The New York Times)   "The man who was killed had been on a train, defecating between two cars, when he fell on the tracks and was struck by the train"   (nytimes.com) divider line 18
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2013-01-15 11:54:49 PM  
5 votes:
That's a shiatty way to go.  I hope farkers will do the mature thing and not dump on the guy.
2013-01-16 03:55:17 AM  
4 votes:
Was there blood in his stool?
2013-01-16 04:14:53 AM  
3 votes:
Good thing he didn't try this on a steam train or he'd end up with a tender behind.

/ba-dump, tchhhhhh
//thanks, folks, and be sure to try the blintzes
2013-01-16 01:05:16 PM  
2 votes:

ongbok: If this happened in Cleveland...... you know the rest.


i1136.photobucket.com
2013-01-16 04:18:51 AM  
2 votes:

Valiente: Clearly improper use of a colon.


The train's wheels edited that to a semicolon.
2013-01-16 03:34:00 AM  
2 votes:
Clearly improper use of a colon.
2013-01-16 11:26:07 AM  
1 votes:

Madman drummers bummers: Valiente: Clearly improper use of a colon.

The train's wheels edited that to a semicolon.


*snerk*
2013-01-16 06:58:06 AM  
1 votes:
At least he died doing what he loved. We should all be so lucky.
2013-01-16 05:54:54 AM  
1 votes:
media.giantbomb.com

IIIIIIII aaaammmmm the Gr-r-r-reat Mighty Poo,
and I shall come to a-ve-enge yooouuuuuu!
2013-01-16 04:48:39 AM  
1 votes:
Maybe he should have taken the No. 2 Train instead:

ecx.images-amazon.com

That's not chunks of coal in this tender:

2.bp.blogspot.com
2013-01-16 04:46:10 AM  
1 votes:
WE are all Bozos on this train.
2013-01-16 04:33:25 AM  
1 votes:
www.kidstummies.com
2013-01-16 04:30:25 AM  
1 votes:
ts4.mm.bing.net

That's what you get for doing that where I walk
2013-01-16 04:17:31 AM  
1 votes:
OH SHIIIIIiiiiiiiiiiitt
2013-01-16 03:48:31 AM  
1 votes:

Mock26: So, are farts affected by the doppler affect? And what about the mans screams when he falls?


If there's no one there to hear him scream, I guess he doesn't make any noise.
2013-01-16 03:05:05 AM  
1 votes:
Why didn't he just crap in the corner of the car like regular New Yorkers?
2013-01-16 02:09:39 AM  
1 votes:
i965.photobucket.com
2013-01-16 12:53:16 AM  
1 votes:

Mentat: That's a shiatty way to go.  I hope farkers will do the mature thing and not dump on the guy.


I agree.  There are a lot of fark assholes who would make him the butt of a lot of crappy jokes.
 
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