FARK.com: (7537446) "The man who was killed had been on a train, defecating between two cars, when he fell on the tracks and was struck by the train"

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		"The man who was killed had been on a train, defecating between two cars, when he fell on the tracks and was struck by the train" (nytimes.com)		18
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Mentat		2013-01-15 11:54:49 PM

5 votes:

That's a shiatty way to go. I hope farkers will do the mature thing and not dump on the guy.

The Snow Dog		2013-01-16 03:55:17 AM

4 votes:

Was there blood in his stool?

Psycat		2013-01-16 04:14:53 AM

3 votes:

Good thing he didn't try this on a steam train or he'd end up with a tender behind.

/ba-dump, tchhhhhh
//thanks, folks, and be sure to try the blintzes

offmymeds		2013-01-16 01:05:16 PM

2 votes:

ongbok: If this happened in Cleveland...... you know the rest.

i1136.photobucket.com

Madman drummers bummers		2013-01-16 04:18:51 AM

2 votes:

Valiente: Clearly improper use of a colon.

The train's wheels edited that to a semicolon.

Valiente		2013-01-16 03:34:00 AM

2 votes:

Clearly improper use of a colon.

whatthebleep		2013-01-16 11:26:07 AM

1 votes:

Madman drummers bummers: Valiente: Clearly improper use of a colon.

The train's wheels edited that to a semicolon.

*snerk*

Now That's What I Call a Taco!		2013-01-16 06:58:06 AM

1 votes:

At least he died doing what he loved. We should all be so lucky.

Keizer_Ghidorah		2013-01-16 05:54:54 AM

1 votes:

IIIIIIII aaaammmmm the Gr-r-r-reat Mighty Poo,
and I shall come to a-ve-enge yooouuuuuu!

Psycat		2013-01-16 04:48:39 AM

1 votes:

Maybe he should have taken the No. 2 Train instead:

ecx.images-amazon.com

That's not chunks of coal in this tender:

2.bp.blogspot.com

sloshed_again		2013-01-16 04:46:10 AM

1 votes:

WE are all Bozos on this train.

Psycat		2013-01-16 04:33:25 AM

1 votes:

AnubisMan		2013-01-16 04:30:25 AM

1 votes:

That's what you get for doing that where I walk

daveUSMC		2013-01-16 04:17:31 AM

1 votes:

OH SHIIIIIiiiiiiiiiiitt

Gyrfalcon		2013-01-16 03:48:31 AM

1 votes:

Mock26: So, are farts affected by the doppler affect? And what about the mans screams when he falls?

If there's no one there to hear him scream, I guess he doesn't make any noise.

wildcardjack		2013-01-16 03:05:05 AM

1 votes:

Why didn't he just crap in the corner of the car like regular New Yorkers?

LordOfThePings		2013-01-16 02:09:39 AM

1 votes:

Chariset		2013-01-16 12:53:16 AM

1 votes:

Mentat: That's a shiatty way to go. I hope farkers will do the mature thing and not dump on the guy.

I agree. There are a lot of fark assholes who would make him the butt of a lot of crappy jokes.

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