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(The New York Times)   "The man who was killed had been on a train, defecating between two cars, when he fell on the tracks and was struck by the train"   (nytimes.com) divider line 59
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2013-01-15 11:54:49 PM  
That's a shiatty way to go.  I hope farkers will do the mature thing and not dump on the guy.
 
2013-01-16 12:26:50 AM  
That's some farked up shiat right there.. even for NYC.
 
2013-01-16 12:53:16 AM  

Mentat: That's a shiatty way to go.  I hope farkers will do the mature thing and not dump on the guy.


I agree.  There are a lot of fark assholes who would make him the butt of a lot of crappy jokes.
 
2013-01-16 01:28:43 AM  
t1.gstatic.com
Top Gear approved
 
2013-01-16 01:38:21 AM  
Is that, like, common on the NY subway system?

/taking a dump between cars, not falling and getting run over
//getting run over seems pretty common
 
2013-01-16 02:09:39 AM  
i965.photobucket.com
 
2013-01-16 02:37:13 AM  
shiat happens.
 
2013-01-16 03:04:27 AM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Is that, like, common on the NY subway system?

/taking a dump between cars, not falling and getting run over
//getting run over seems pretty common


I saw a homeless guy do it back in 1995 or so
 
2013-01-16 03:04:27 AM  
He was shiat out of luck.

And, probably, out of shiat.
 
2013-01-16 03:05:05 AM  
Why didn't he just crap in the corner of the car like regular New Yorkers?
 
2013-01-16 03:07:17 AM  
How did he wipe out?
 
2013-01-16 03:13:40 AM  
Amateur. I shiat in between the trains all the time. The hard part is not pissing on the 3rd rail.
 
2013-01-16 03:14:08 AM  
Guess he wasn't potty trained.
 
2013-01-16 03:19:57 AM  
So, are farts affected by the doppler affect? And what about the mans screams when he falls?
 
2013-01-16 03:20:32 AM  
Damn typo: doppler effect.
 
2013-01-16 03:31:43 AM  
He crapped out.
 
2013-01-16 03:34:00 AM  
Clearly improper use of a colon.
 
2013-01-16 03:34:17 AM  
Another poor soul crapped out in the game of life.
 
2013-01-16 03:43:09 AM  
The spokesman, Mr. Browne. *snicker*
 
2013-01-16 03:43:51 AM  
I'm more intrigued by this:

In an unrelated episode, Mr. Browne said, a bloodied man with a broken pelvis emerged from the tracks at the 125th Street station just before the fatal accident. Mr. Browne said the man told investigators that he did not know what had happened to him.

The man who was defecating just being silly. This one, however, offers a real mystery.
 
2013-01-16 03:48:31 AM  

Mock26: So, are farts affected by the doppler affect? And what about the mans screams when he falls?


If there's no one there to hear him scream, I guess he doesn't make any noise.
 
2013-01-16 03:55:17 AM  
Was there blood in his stool?
 
2013-01-16 03:59:57 AM  

Wayne 985: I'm more intrigued by this:

In an unrelated episode, Mr. Browne said, a bloodied man with a broken pelvis emerged from the tracks at the 125th Street station just before the fatal accident. Mr. Browne said the man told investigators that he did not know what had happened to him.

The man who was defecating just being silly. This one, however, offers a real mystery.


No mystery. Probably either drunk or high and fell on the tracks. Happens a lot. He was just lucky a train wasn't coming.
 
2013-01-16 04:04:06 AM  
I think it was a protest at the lack of toilets in subways and trains.

Was he electrocuted when his pee touched the 3rd rail and electricity shot up into his penis and gave him a heart attack? How conductive is poo?
 
2013-01-16 04:14:53 AM  
Good thing he didn't try this on a steam train or he'd end up with a tender behind.

/ba-dump, tchhhhhh
//thanks, folks, and be sure to try the blintzes
 
2013-01-16 04:17:31 AM  
OH SHIIIIIiiiiiiiiiiitt
 
2013-01-16 04:17:49 AM  
I try never to shiat when I'm coupling.
 
2013-01-16 04:18:51 AM  

Valiente: Clearly improper use of a colon.


The train's wheels edited that to a semicolon.
 
2013-01-16 04:25:18 AM  
Did he get any poop on the turd-rail? Was he, ahem, potty trained?

/ok, i'm all crapped out
//if he were on a staten island ferry, he could just go to the poop deck
///ok, now i'm really crapped out
 
2013-01-16 04:28:50 AM  
Ban railroads
 
2013-01-16 04:30:25 AM  
ts4.mm.bing.net

That's what you get for doing that where I walk
 
2013-01-16 04:33:25 AM  
www.kidstummies.com
 
2013-01-16 04:39:29 AM  
image.gamespotcdn.net
 
2013-01-16 04:44:53 AM  

Psycat: [www.kidstummies.com image 393x505]


Kids' book, porno...who can tell anymore?
 
2013-01-16 04:46:10 AM  
WE are all Bozos on this train.
 
2013-01-16 04:46:44 AM  
Danny Devito was unable to save him.
 
2013-01-16 04:48:39 AM  
Maybe he should have taken the No. 2 Train instead:

ecx.images-amazon.com

That's not chunks of coal in this tender:

2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-01-16 04:51:55 AM  

Valiente: Psycat: [www.kidstummies.com image 393x505]

Kids' book, porno...who can tell anymore?


I think it's a potty-training book. The accident victim could have profited from this. There's also the classic book Everybody Poops--it's a fun read, but definitely don't buy the scratch 'n' sniff version...
 
2013-01-16 05:01:52 AM  
 
2013-01-16 05:13:10 AM  
a3.ec-images.myspacecdn.com

images.cpcache.com
 
2013-01-16 05:16:13 AM  
If this happened in Cleveland...... you know the rest.
 
2013-01-16 05:32:14 AM  

ongbok: If this happened in Cleveland...... you know the rest.


He fixes the cable?
 
2013-01-16 05:40:15 AM  
How far is it between stops? Can't be that far. Couldn't he wait a few minutes?
 
GBB
2013-01-16 05:54:21 AM  
no shiat?
 
2013-01-16 05:54:54 AM  
media.giantbomb.com

IIIIIIII aaaammmmm the Gr-r-r-reat Mighty Poo,
and I shall come to a-ve-enge yooouuuuuu!
 
2013-01-16 06:28:00 AM  
t3.gstatic.com
 
2013-01-16 06:58:06 AM  
At least he died doing what he loved. We should all be so lucky.
 
2013-01-16 07:16:09 AM  
It slices, It dices, and only on TV.
 
2013-01-16 07:31:41 AM  

Psycat: Maybe he should have taken the No. 2 Train instead:

[ecx.images-amazon.com image 600x600]

That's not chunks of coal in this tender:

[2.bp.blogspot.com image 717x478]


Car made in America, except for the "Made in America" thing (made in China).
 
2013-01-16 07:42:50 AM  
Most NYC Subway stations do not have bathrooms.
 
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