Mentat: That's a shiatty way to go. I hope farkers will do the mature thing and not dump on the guy.
MaudlinMutantMollusk: Is that, like, common on the NY subway system?/taking a dump between cars, not falling and getting run over//getting run over seems pretty common
Mock26: So, are farts affected by the doppler affect? And what about the mans screams when he falls?
Wayne 985: I'm more intrigued by this:In an unrelated episode, Mr. Browne said, a bloodied man with a broken pelvis emerged from the tracks at the 125th Street station just before the fatal accident. Mr. Browne said the man told investigators that he did not know what had happened to him.The man who was defecating just being silly. This one, however, offers a real mystery.
Valiente: Clearly improper use of a colon.
Psycat: [www.kidstummies.com image 393x505]
Valiente: Psycat: [www.kidstummies.com image 393x505]Kids' book, porno...who can tell anymore?
ongbok: If this happened in Cleveland...... you know the rest.
IIIIIIII aaaammmmm the Gr-r-r-reat Mighty Poo,and I shall come to a-ve-enge yooouuuuuu!
Psycat: Maybe he should have taken the No. 2 Train instead:[ecx.images-amazon.com image 600x600]That's not chunks of coal in this tender:[2.bp.blogspot.com image 717x478]
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