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(London Free Press)   Government promotes green energy by a) providing incentives b) educating consumers c) chopping down bald eagle nest   ( ) divider line 10
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2013-01-15 10:38:16 PM  
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ubermensch: Oh I know why it's ironic, it's because eagles are used in green energy.

They're also good at helping to sop up oil spills.
2013-01-15 10:37:55 PM  
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Rapmaster2000: [ image 220x59]
Meh. I get how it's like burning a flag for some people, but the Bald Eagle is about as endangered as flags.

Sounds like we could dispense with the wind turbines and just build some kind of baby eagle fed furnace.  An endless source of renewable energy.

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2013-01-16 12:48:35 AM  
1 vote:
The London Free Press? I'm sure the comments section will be full of rational, well thought out opinions, posted by highly informed and impartial adults.
2013-01-16 12:02:35 AM  
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raptor problems
2013-01-15 10:45:21 PM  
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2013-01-15 10:44:13 PM  
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Amos Quito: ubermensch: Oh I know why it's ironic, it's because eagles are used in green energy.

They're also good at helping to sop up oil spills.

People always biatch about oil spills, but they never applaud the resulting increased bird viscosity for maximum wear and performance.
2013-01-15 10:36:48 PM  
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Pray 4 Mojo: So if wind... nuclear... coal... hydro... etc... are bad, is solar the only thing left?

Or is there tree hugger opposition to that too?

We can't use too much or the sun will burn out.
2013-01-15 09:56:41 PM  
1 vote:
While we send loons to Congress.
2013-01-15 09:47:52 PM  
1 vote:
You know, if we all just sacrifice a little we can pull together to beat the current problems of not enough energy. Monolithic is doing it's part by killing most of the birds that nest around our beautiful oil refineries. Birds eat up a lot of food, and as everyone knows food takes energy to grow and prepare... so the fewer birds there are, the less energy we'll be wasting.
2013-01-15 08:48:21 PM  
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Well, the fledgling babby eagles would have just gummed up the turbine blades anyway.

/All is well
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