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(Daily Kos)   Michelle Bachmann refused to pay her former campaign staffers until they signed an NDA barring them from discussing any "unethical, immoral, or criminal activity" they witnessed during the campaign, and then it gets better   (dailykos.com) divider line 112
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2013-01-15 05:08:02 PM
Marcus got cuckolded? Kinky.
 
2013-01-15 05:12:11 PM
Waldron said the staffers are owed a mere $5,000, and that Bachmann has more than $2 million in her campaign account, but has refused to pay unless the staffers sign the agreement.

is this legal? At all?
 
2013-01-15 05:15:03 PM
"He prohibited her husband, Dr. Marcus Bachmann, from sleeping in the same room with wife while on the campaign trail," Waldron said in an email to BuzzFeed.

Marcus was no doubt heartbroken about that.


Me-yaow, Daily Kos.
 
2013-01-15 05:19:13 PM
Marcus gets the cock-block
 
2013-01-15 05:22:25 PM

what_now: Waldron said the staffers are owed a mere $5,000, and that Bachmann has more than $2 million in her campaign account, but has refused to pay unless the staffers sign the agreement.

is this legal? At all?


How about she pays them what is owed or they spill the beans?
 
2013-01-15 05:23:05 PM
Dear Brett O'Donnell,

Never stick your dick in crazy.

Signed,
Everyone

P.S. We know it's irresistible, but just don't use your real name next, ok?
 
2013-01-15 05:30:07 PM

Brettster808: what_now: Waldron said the staffers are owed a mere $5,000, and that Bachmann has more than $2 million in her campaign account, but has refused to pay unless the staffers sign the agreement.

is this legal? At all?

How about she pays them what is owed or they spill the beans?


How about you keep that $5,000 and I'll sell the real story? Actually, is that legal?
 
2013-01-15 05:35:25 PM
If this is retroactive, this is a breech of the original contract, whatever that was. Someone should sue.
 
2013-01-15 05:55:23 PM
ANMD.
Article needs more dirt
 
2013-01-15 06:00:55 PM
I'm sorry.

Am I supposed to feel sorry for someone who voluntarily chose to work to get Bachmann elected?
 
2013-01-15 06:02:28 PM

Aarontology: I'm sorry.

Am I supposed to feel sorry for someone who voluntarily chose to work to get Bachmann elected?


That does kind of take prostitution to an even more degrading level, doesn't it?
 
2013-01-15 06:07:26 PM

Zarquon's Flat Tire: Brettster808: what_now: Waldron said the staffers are owed a mere $5,000, and that Bachmann has more than $2 million in her campaign account, but has refused to pay unless the staffers sign the agreement.

is this legal? At all?

How about she pays them what is owed or they spill the beans?

How about you keep that $5,000 and I'll sell the real story? Actually, is that legal?


This would work for me, if I had worked for Crazy for what is looking to have been for free.
 
2013-01-15 06:08:47 PM

Zarquon's Flat Tire: Brettster808: what_now: Waldron said the staffers are owed a mere $5,000, and that Bachmann has more than $2 million in her campaign account, but has refused to pay unless the staffers sign the agreement.

is this legal? At all?

How about she pays them what is owed or they spill the beans?

How about you keep that $5,000 and I'll sell the real story? Actually, is that legal?


In most states, employers have 30 days from last date of employment to pay an ex-employee. Of course, if that doesn't happen, the employee has to go to court to prove they are owed the money. In this case, public shaming should have worked, but Michelle Bachmann has no shame.
 
2013-01-15 06:09:02 PM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Aarontology: I'm sorry.

Am I supposed to feel sorry for someone who voluntarily chose to work to get Bachmann elected?

That does kind of take prostitution to an even more degrading level, doesn't it?


I think even hookers could say "At least I somewhat help people. Bachmann just farks you and you don't enjoy it'
 
2013-01-15 06:32:23 PM
I got $10 that says he was banging Bachmann.
 
2013-01-15 06:36:33 PM
Don't whistleblower laws specifically protect you for disclosing unethical or criminal activity?
 
2013-01-15 06:37:23 PM

GAT_00: I got $10 that says he was banging Bachmann.


I'd give you $10 to never, ever share that mental image again
 
2013-01-15 06:44:59 PM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: GAT_00: I got $10 that says he was banging Bachmann.

I'd give you $10 to never, ever share that mental image again


She was going down on his corn dog.
 
2013-01-15 07:27:53 PM
Of course, that whole refusing-to-pay-staff thing was last week's news. This week, Waldron is regaling us with tales of how easily Bachmann was apparently brainwashed by her debate coach who, Waldron says, had an "unusual power over Mrs. Bachmann." How powerful was he? This powerful:

"He prohibited her husband, Dr. Marcus Bachmann, from sleeping in the same room with wife while on the campaign trail," Waldron said in an email to BuzzFeed.


Like it's really that hard to keep a gay guy from sharing a bed with a woman....
 
2013-01-15 07:55:05 PM
I watched the campaign pretty close, but I totally missed the Michelle Bachmann bus,  why is she so disliked,
I mean aside from blowing a sausage dog?
 
2013-01-15 08:14:27 PM

tshauk: I watched the campaign pretty close,


tshauk: why is she so disliked,


It seems you are contradicting yourself.  There was an avalanche of derp coming from her weekly.
 
2013-01-15 08:15:23 PM

tshauk: I watched the campaign pretty close, but I totally missed the Michelle Bachmann bus,  why is she so disliked,
I mean aside from blowing a sausage dog?


Her habit of saying really, really crazy stuff, that she honestly believes.

http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Michele_Bachmann
 
2013-01-15 08:18:27 PM

GAT_00: I got $10 that says he was banging Bachmann.


I've got another $10 that says it's consensual, and Marcus faps to being emasculated.
 
2013-01-15 08:21:12 PM

tshauk: I watched the campaign pretty close, but I totally missed the Michelle Bachmann bus,  why is she so disliked,
I mean aside from blowing a sausage dog?


You've apparently missed the entertainment portion of the 2012 campaign.
 
2013-01-15 08:23:16 PM

tshauk: I watched the campaign pretty close, but I totally missed the Michelle Bachmann bus,  why is she so disliked,
I mean aside from blowing a sausage dog?


Oh you're just being silly, aren't you?

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2013-01-15 08:27:10 PM
A friend of mine starred in Janeane From Des Moines which has some great Bachmann Turner in Overdrive interaction in it.

Check it out on Netflix or however you can.  Mixes fiction and documentary in a groovy-clusterfark we're all bit players in a political circus kind of way.
 
2013-01-15 08:29:57 PM
He was taking care of business
 
2013-01-15 08:31:03 PM

make me some tea: You've apparently missed the entertainment portion of the 2012 campaign.


I'm sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of me laughing at Herman Cain.
 
2013-01-15 08:39:01 PM
The good folks in the sixth district keep reelecting her!

upload.wikimedia.org
 
2013-01-15 08:41:18 PM

nmrsnr: make me some tea: You've apparently missed the entertainment portion of the 2012 campaign.

I'm sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of me laughing at Herman Cain.


He was her sidekick.
 
2013-01-15 08:47:28 PM

nmrsnr: make me some tea: You've apparently missed the entertainment portion of the 2012 campaign.

I'm sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of me laughing at Herman Cain.


Everyday?
 
2013-01-15 08:50:59 PM
Color me shocked. Shocked. Shocked.
 
2013-01-15 08:59:59 PM

Nickster79: tshauk: I watched the campaign pretty close, but I totally missed the Michelle Bachmann bus,  why is she so disliked,
I mean aside from blowing a sausage dog?

Oh you're just being silly, aren't you?

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After reading kmmontandon link, wow I am surprised I missed most of this.  Perhaps I did work to hard over the summer.
/Much Derp.
 
2013-01-15 09:03:26 PM

Nickster79: Everyday?


What can I say, it's my pick me up in the morning and my relaxation before bed. A day spent laughing at Herman Cain is a good day in my book.
 
2013-01-15 09:05:47 PM

Aarontology: I'm sorry.

Am I supposed to feel sorry for someone who voluntarily chose to work to get Bachmann elected?


imageshack.us
 
2013-01-15 09:10:54 PM
Link Farked?
 
2013-01-15 09:11:10 PM

what_now: Waldron said the staffers are owed a mere $5,000, and that Bachmann has more than $2 million in her campaign account, but has refused to pay unless the staffers sign the agreement.

is this legal? At all?


Not really, but its usually not worth suing over such a small amount.
 
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2013-01-15 09:40:33 PM

make me some tea: GAT_00: I got $10 that says he was banging Bachmann.

I've got another $10 that says it's consensual, and Marcus faps to being emasculated.


What are the odds he kept them apart to do Marcus?
 
2013-01-15 09:41:31 PM
I find it hilarious that her husband was forbidden from sharing a room with her.  Like that closet case as ever shared a bed with her.
 
2013-01-15 09:44:51 PM
Meh, when you have idiots that will re elect a crazy biatch like that, why do you think anything the staffers say will matter.
 
2013-01-15 09:47:58 PM
I was reading this article and almost did a WTF face, before dying of laughter.

http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Michele_Bachmann

FTFA: She ran for the presidential nomination in 2012, and briefly held a lead in Iowa where she lived as a girl.

Punctuation is important. It's the difference between reminescing and accusing someone of being a tranny.
 
2013-01-15 09:55:43 PM

tshauk: I watched the campaign pretty close, but I totally missed the Michelle Bachmann bus,  why is she so disliked,
I mean aside from blowing a sausage dog?


Yeah, you guys, be nice. All she did was tell a story about how John Wayne Gacy warned the British that the colonists were going to attack them with autism-causing vaccines in New Hampshire because they wanted to abolish slavery.
 
2013-01-15 10:41:00 PM

BronyMedic: I was reading this article and almost did a WTF face, before dying of laughter.

http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Michele_Bachmann

FTFA: She ran for the presidential nomination in 2012, and briefly held a lead in Iowa where she lived as a girl.

Punctuation is important. It's the difference between reminescing and accusing someone of being a tranny.


Yes, but did she help her Uncle Jack off a horse?
 
2013-01-15 11:46:05 PM

GAT_00: I got $10 that says he was banging Bachmann.


Hm. I wonder if Fark could put together the $5k, with the condition that they do discuss any and all unethical, immoral, and criminal activity observed in the Bachmann campaign?

Daily Kos should be able to outbid, however....
 
2013-01-16 12:44:40 AM

dahmers love zombie: BronyMedic: I was reading this article and almost did a WTF face, before dying of laughter.

http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Michele_Bachmann

FTFA: She ran for the presidential nomination in 2012, and briefly held a lead in Iowa where she lived as a girl.

Punctuation is important. It's the difference between reminescing and accusing someone of being a tranny.

Yes, but did she help her Uncle Jack off a horse?


No, she wasn't smart enough for that. She was one of the slow children.

1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-01-16 01:13:35 AM
Wikipedia, with citations:

"Bachmann and her husband have also provided foster care for 23 other children,all teenage girls.'
 
2013-01-16 01:46:01 AM

Aarontology: I'm sorry.

Am I supposed to feel sorry for someone who voluntarily chose to work to get Bachmann elected?


So you're saying they should have gone on welfare?
 
2013-01-16 01:52:05 AM

Glancing Blow: Wikipedia, with citations:

"Bachmann and her husband have also provided foster care for 23 other children,all teenage girls.'


Would you let a bunch of teenage boys hang around Marcus Bachmann unsupervised?
 
2013-01-16 02:06:10 AM

BronyMedic: being a tranny


Plonk.
 
2013-01-16 03:58:48 AM

GAT_00: MaudlinMutantMollusk: GAT_00: I got $10 that says he was banging Bachmann.

I'd give you $10 to never, ever share that mental image again

She was going down on his corn dog.


dtdstudios.com

/Still makes me giggle
 
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