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(New York Daily News)   John is off his Rocker again. "The Holocaust would have never taken place had the Jewish citizenry of Hitler's Germany had the right to bear arms and defended themselves with those arms"   (nydailynews.com ) divider line
    More: Asinine, John Rocker, Holocaust, Jewish, Nazi Germany, Atlantic League  
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2028 clicks; posted to Sports » on 15 Jan 2013 at 5:34 PM (3 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2013-01-15 04:51:01 PM  
What a farkin' idiot. That's all I have to say.
 
2013-01-15 04:56:15 PM  

AirForceVet: What a farkin' idiot. That's all I have to say.


I know right? Ever seen a Jewish guy without glasses? Probably can't hit a damn thing.

(if I apologize now will people refrain from yelling me?)
 
2013-01-15 05:11:46 PM  
Yes. It would have.
 
2013-01-15 05:11:54 PM  
An interseting opinion on the subject.
http://jpfo.org/rabbi/rabbi-silverstein-letter.htm
 
2013-01-15 05:15:29 PM  
The mentality behind this kind of statement is ultimately one of supreme selfishness and narcissism. It's an oblique way of saying "I would never have let them kill me or my family".

Yes, you would have, you goddamm coward. The people who died in the second world war, and in every other genocide, did not die because of a lack of courage or ammunition. They died because the societies they lived in determined they should die and used the weight of that society to bring those ends about. There's nothing you can do to stop that once the decision has been made. To pretend otherwise is to insult those who died.
 
2013-01-15 05:19:03 PM  
And I care what he has to say on the issue why?
 
2013-01-15 05:19:39 PM  

Donnchadha: And I care what he has to say on the issue why?


Because he's representative of a large group of people.
 
2013-01-15 05:22:48 PM  
Big dumb jock talk. Who cares.
 
2013-01-15 05:25:54 PM  

DamnYankees: Donnchadha: And I care what he has to say on the issue why?

Because he's representative of a large group of people.


I doubt it's THAT large of a group. At least, I hope not.
 
2013-01-15 05:27:30 PM  
Did he say it wistfully or proudly?
 
2013-01-15 05:29:12 PM  
And if Roosevelt had wheels, he'd be a wagon
 
2013-01-15 05:36:56 PM  
1.bp.blogspot.com
here's a reasoned response
 
2013-01-15 05:38:55 PM  

Zarquon's Flat Tire: DamnYankees: Donnchadha: And I care what he has to say on the issue why?

Because he's representative of a large group of people.

I doubt it's THAT large of a group. At least, I hope not.


i36.tinypic.com
 
2013-01-15 05:39:25 PM  
Hey, does anyone know what Mark Lempke thinks about the bond market?
 
2013-01-15 05:39:29 PM  
Rocker, in a rambling column for the conservative website WorldNetDaily

Wow.

I mean, c'mon. John Rocker is unqualified to write YouTube comments, for cryin' out loud.
 
2013-01-15 05:40:02 PM  
Mark Lemke. The "P" is silent.
 
2013-01-15 05:40:04 PM  
If only we had some frame of reference to see how well a civilian rebellion worked against the Nazis:

Oh, wait: Warsaw uprising

/please stop paying attention to douchenozzles of any form
 
2013-01-15 05:40:09 PM  
There was a pro-gun guy at a town-hall type debate who said the same thing.

I had to turn it off because of the derp.
 
2013-01-15 05:40:24 PM  
After looking at him I can't ever stop myself from thinking "Blast Hardcheese" or some other variant.
 
2013-01-15 05:40:45 PM  

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: Rocker, in a rambling column for the conservative website WorldNetDaily

Wow.

I mean, c'mon. John Rocker is unqualified to write YouTube comments, for cryin' out loud.


YouTube comments have a higher standard than WND.
 
2013-01-15 05:41:08 PM  
assets.nydailynews.com
I'm not saying the man in this photo is gay, but if he flamed any harder his ass would spit brimstone.
 
2013-01-15 05:41:17 PM  
Takes balls to go with the gun though. The Jews just rolled over, sadly. They could have resisted with sticks and stones.
 
2013-01-15 05:42:27 PM  

queezyweezel: An interseting opinion on the subject.
http://jpfo.org/rabbi/rabbi-silverstein-letter.htm


Interesting read, though filled with questionable statements.

Jews were targeted on all levels of society. Registration of guns does not mean that gun owners will be targeted for slaughter.
 
2013-01-15 05:42:36 PM  
"Absolute certainties are a rare thing in this life, but one I think can be collectively agreed upon is the undeniable fact that the Holocaust would have never taken place had the Jewish citizenry of Hitler's Germany had the right to bear arms and defended themselves with those arms."

Mr. Rocker, what you've just said ... is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul...
 
2013-01-15 05:43:07 PM  

what_now: YouTube comments have a higher standard than WND.


*snert*

Fair enough, aye.
 
2013-01-15 05:43:54 PM  
Look folks, if the tyrants come to take away all of our freedoms, they're coming with jets and drones and tanks and such, and no amount of arms in the hands of the citizenry will be able to do anything about it.
 
2013-01-15 05:44:42 PM  
I don't know about you guys, but I'm kind of impressed that he admits the holocaust actually happened. I would've thought he'd be the "just asking" skeptical guy with a backhanded slap against jews.
 
2013-01-15 05:45:35 PM  
Yeah, guns would have come in real handy against all those Panzers.
 
2013-01-15 05:47:41 PM  

DamnYankees: The mentality behind this kind of statement is ultimately one of supreme selfishness and narcissism. It's an oblique way of saying "I would never have let them kill me or my family".

Yes, you would have, you goddamm coward. The people who died in the second world war, and in every other genocide, did not die because of a lack of courage or ammunition. They died because the societies they lived in determined they should die and used the weight of that society to bring those ends about. There's nothing you can do to stop that once the decision has been made. To pretend otherwise is to insult those who died.


I've always felt that had i been aboard the Titanic, even if i was 2nd class, i would've survived somehow unlike Leo....
 
2013-01-15 05:48:54 PM  

T.rex: I've always felt that had i been aboard the Titanic, even if i was 2nd class, i would've survived somehow unlike Leo....


That was a big ass door that chick had all to herself.
 
2013-01-15 05:53:26 PM  

DamnYankees: Donnchadha: And I care what he has to say on the issue why?

Because he's representative of a large group of people.


"Representative" implies original thought.   Drudge disseminated the talking point five days ago.  Gun control didn't help the Nazis and an armed populace has no bearing on the success of an uprising or the freedom of its citizens.
 
2013-01-15 05:54:45 PM  
Why is this in my sports tab.

This man does not play sports nor is he talking about sports. He is not sportsing.

Sports.
 
2013-01-15 05:55:15 PM  
Another responsible gun owner heard from.
 
2013-01-15 05:57:51 PM  

Di Atribe: Why is this in my sports tab.

This man does not play sports nor is he talking about sports. He is not sportsing.

Sports.


But he used to sports, which means that sportsing peoples will still talk to/about him because of all the sportses he did once. In other words, filler until the NFL Conference Finals.
 
2013-01-15 05:59:36 PM  
Someone needs to educate him on the Warsaw Ghetto Uprising.

Spoilers: As valiantly as the Jewish residents fought, they were still overwhelmed and sent to the camps.
 
2013-01-15 06:00:59 PM  
static.tvfanatic.com

farkin' right!
 
2013-01-15 06:02:03 PM  
And why would this have been any more successful than the Warsaw Ghetto Uprising?

The Jews did fight back, when they got the chance. They were still slaughtered. Jewish gun ownership wouldn't have ended Nazi anti-semitism, and the Nazis were more than willing to take losses to murder Jews.
 
2013-01-15 06:02:15 PM  
 
2013-01-15 06:02:29 PM  

Di Atribe: Why is this in my sports tab.

This man does not play sports nor is he talking about sports. He is not sportsing.

Sports.



Because he should give some serious thought to a polo career.

As the ball, not as a player.
 
2013-01-15 06:04:09 PM  

Super Chronic: Look folks, if the tyrants come to take away all of our freedoms, they're coming with jets and drones and tanks and such, and no amount of arms in the hands of the citizenry will be able to do anything about it.


Which is why the founders did not specifically forbid American citizens from possessing  RPGs, laser guided anti-aircraft missiles and small homemade tactical nukes.
 
2013-01-15 06:05:15 PM  

bulldg4life: I don't know about you guys, but I'm kind of impressed that he admits the holocaust actually happened.


Yeah, you know, that was my first reaction too. But, in general I just ignore whatever he says. Although I thought he actually had a point when it came to Mets fans...
 
2013-01-15 06:05:35 PM  
haha what a stupid fark. everyone knows the holocaust never happened.

/ wait what?
 
2013-01-15 06:05:47 PM  
Let's ask the Warsaw Ghetto how that uprising would have went.
 
2013-01-15 06:07:14 PM  

hp6sa: If only we had some frame of reference to see how well a civilian rebellion worked against the Nazis:

Oh, wait: Warsaw uprising

/please stop paying attention to douchenozzles of any form


According to your own source- Russia was supposed to help, but screwed the Poles over in.order to guaranty their puppet government took power. England tried to help, Americans made a token effort. Russia screwed them.
 
2013-01-15 06:08:00 PM  

Flappyhead: But he used to sports, which means that sportsing peoples will still talk to/about him because of all the sportses he did once. In other words, filler until the NFL Conference Finals.


I know you're right. Deep down in the empty space where my heart used to be, I know it. I just.... this isn't about sports! I know you understand, Flappyhead. I just want to talk about sportsing. There are good, statistical arguments to be made and understandings to be had. This? This is all.... flibbity flabbity bullshiat that belongs in the politics tab.

Aarontology: Spoilers: As valiantly as the Jewish residents fought, they were still overwhelmed and sent to the camps.


So you're trying to tell me the good guys don't always win? The 2006 NBA Finals would like to agree with you.


/trying to steer back to sports
//for the love of Lombardi & Jordan & Gretzky & whatever famous baseball guy you can think of!
 
2013-01-15 06:08:40 PM  

Uranus Is Huge!: [static.tvfanatic.com image 250x240]

farkin' right!


News Reporter: So, Kenny. How do you feel about playing for New York?
Kenny Powers: You mean 'JEW' York? It's farkin' great.
 
2013-01-15 06:09:41 PM  
assets.nydailynews.com

"Me know how to throw baseball and hit it with big stick!"
 
2013-01-15 06:14:00 PM  

Aarontology: Someone needs to educate him on the Warsaw Ghetto Uprising.

Spoilers: As valiantly as the Jewish residents fought, they were still overwhelmed and sent to the camps.


I find it comforting that all the people who actually know history knew right off the top of their heads that this is bullshiat.
 
2013-01-15 06:15:11 PM  
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2013-01-15 06:16:00 PM  
I don't know about the Jews, but it saved Bruno Sammartino's ass.

Link

/Italians are tougher than Jews though
 
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