MaudlinMutantMollusk: Huh... I thought Satan only came in cans
NutWrench: MaudlinMutantMollusk: Huh... I thought Satan only came in cansYou're probably thinking of Bud Lite.
MBooda: If you could save Satan in a bottle, what's the first thing that you'd like to do?[userserve-ak.last.fm image 300x300]
phrawgh: Most of the SEAL's I know are some crazy, squirrel bastards
Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: [img823.imageshack.us image 291x800]Maybe he's a hot sauce connoisseur?
blottoman: Or ham?ecx.images-amazon.com
Keizer_Ghidorah: Is it Mountain Dew: Code Red? That shiat gave me the worst care of heartburn I've EVER had.
LarryDan43: More Justin Bieber brainwave transmissions?
ReapTheChaos: Your mission today, should you choose to accept it, is to intercept an enemy agent, code named Satan, at the Kroger on College Station Road. Once Satan is captured you're to place him in a bottle in your backpack, to signal your completion of this mission you will eat one Slim Jim and drink a Mt Dew. Once the mission complete signal is received a sleeper agent from the Athens PD will arrive and escort you to a safe house hidden deep within the Clarke County Jail.This message will self destruct in 5, 4, 3...
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