Popcorn Johnny: I don't get it.
Mugato: There's not going to be a lot of hits there, I don't think there are enough gay guys on Fark.....oh, it's an Onion article so it must be terribly clever and satirical. Nevermind.
sedric: doh! blocked at work. is it worth pursuing at home?
UberDave: Popcorn Johnny: I don't get it.There's more newsworthy stories than who wore what dress at the Golden Globes....unless, of course, one of those dresses is really revealing and/or see-through. Then that trumps all...
styckx: Gonna have to pass on this Onion article.. It's delving way too much into serious political agenda territory. They're usually good at dancing around this sort of thing and making it all about a cheap laugh. This just sucks.
meddleRPI: Because it is impossible to simultaneously be interested in fashion and world events at the same time. Our minds are too simple to process more than one thing, so it is our duty to focus only on the most terrible.
KatjaMouse: [i104.photobucket.com image 500x371]
Brentmeister General: Oh, I forgot, this is FARK, where really smart people can come up with better things than this, but instead of doing that, they decide to complain about it. Eat some shiat.
Bukharin: thought number 2 was really smokin' hot.
space1999: meddleRPI: Because it is impossible to simultaneously be interested in fashion and world events at the same time. Our minds are too simple to process more than one thing, so it is our duty to focus only on the most terrible.The point that you are missing is that fashion should only be front-page news in a fashion magazine or website, and never anywhere else, because fashion can never be that important.
Tyrone Slothrop: The Onion has just cancelled all shore leave. They've just had an unhappy love affair, so they don't see why anyone else should have a good time.
halfof33: Brentmeister General: Oh, I forgot, this is FARK, where really smart people can come up with better things than this, but instead of doing that, they decide to complain about it. Eat some shiat.I'm guessing you are into more subtle humor like the Three Stooges then?
Glockenspiel Hero: "Gorilla Sales Skyrocket After Latest Gorilla Attack" come to mind
factoryconnection: Way to miss the point. I'd ask if you are new here but we all know you aren't.
Brick-House: I don't even know how this made the list. The red head piece totally clashes with and defeats the purpose of the overall Camo theme. The judges must have had a gun to their head to include this.[o.onionstatic.com image 850x477]
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