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(Daily Mail)   Old school: rubbing whiskey on your teething baby's gums. New school: using heroin   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 11
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2013-01-15 02:42:03 PM
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I find if the baby won't stop screaming, heroin relieves the tension. I still don't know what to do about the baby though.
2013-01-15 04:35:22 PM
2 votes:

Spinnyr: Paregoric Baby here, also.
My first child's pediatrician (in the 70's) told me to dunk her pacifier in a shot of whiskey, drink the rest...and we'd both be fine.
In recovery now...many, many years. nttawwt


That's called a Binkitini.
2013-01-15 05:18:36 PM
1 votes:
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2013-01-15 05:13:42 PM
1 votes:
New school, old school, whichever, I'm never going back.
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/william & mary won't do
2013-01-15 03:46:09 PM
1 votes:
Well, that gives a new meaning to the phrase 'smack your lips'
2013-01-15 03:37:30 PM
1 votes:
Good god! Using opiates as a pain killer? Crazy "new-age medicine" freaks!
2013-01-15 03:34:26 PM
1 votes:
My folks gave us an opium-based cough surpressent. I didn't get hooked till I was 12.
2013-01-15 03:27:14 PM
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2013-01-15 03:13:08 PM
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2013-01-15 03:00:03 PM
1 votes:
Cause it makes me feel like I'm a mom
When I put the smack into my babe
And I'll tell ya, he's not quite the same
It's a mainline to my shame
2013-01-15 02:49:35 PM
1 votes:

Mugato: I find if the baby won't stop screaming, heroin relieves the tension. I still don't know what to do about the baby though.


Why is the baby crawling on the ceiling?
 
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