Paregoric for me and mine, thankyouverymuch.

/off my lawn

Cause it makes me feel like I'm a mom
When I put the smack into my babe
And I'll tell ya, he's not quite the same
It's a mainline to my shame

Fark Rye For Many Whores: Cause it makes me feel like I'm a mom
When I put the smack into my babe
And I'll tell ya, he's not quite the same
It's a mainline to my shame

JM died
For somebody's sins
And they're mine
I said
JM died
For somebody's sins
And they're mine

totally old school. My grandfather tells me of his mom giving them all spoons of opium at night to get them to sleep on occasion.

I don't see the problem, the baby looks pretty alert in the photos

Peregoric baby too.

My folks gave us an opium-based cough surpressent. I didn't get hooked till I was 12.

Good god! Using opiates as a pain killer? Crazy "new-age medicine" freaks!

Why would you put it on the gums? Its not a topical anesthetic. If you wanted faster absorption, you'd likely have to place it sublingually.

NuttierThanEver: Mugato: I find if the baby won't stop screaming, heroin relieves the tension. I still don't know what to do about the baby though.

Why is the baby crawling on the ceiling?

What, exactly, do you think heroin does?

My son had his first tooth by 4 months, and almost a whole mouth full by 12 months (which is why my wife gave up breastfeeding by 6 months). We used Crown Royal for teething, kept a small bottle (mini-fridge size) in the diaper bag as well. Just wet your finger with it, and rub it on the gums. Worked like a charm. He also seemed to enjoy the taste of it as well.

My daughter on the other hand doesn't like the taste. Of course, she is an evil little ginger with the lungs of an opera singer and the disposition of a honey badger (I still love her with every fiber of my being, but I won't deny that she is a terror, the red hair goes down to the bone) so nothing really helps her anyway....

/she is getting better though

Well, that gives a new meaning to the phrase 'smack your lips'

These 2 farking scumbags could get 10 years for murdering their baby, and the guy who hacks scarlet Johannson gets 8? I farking hate this country.

Burr: My daughter on the other hand doesn't like the taste. Of course, she is an evil little ginger with the lungs of an opera singer and the disposition of a honey badger (I still love her with every fiber of my being, but I won't deny that she is a terror, the red hair goes down to the bone) so nothing really helps her anyway....

/she is getting better though


but is she hot?
/oblig
//also rhetorical cause we all know all red headed women are hot.

adenosine: you'd likely have to place it sublingually.


How does whispering help?

Petit_Merdeux: adenosine: you'd likely have to place it sublingually.

How does whispering help?

I don't think that's the more common definition for the word I used. Besides, it'd be a pain to teach the child how to insufflate it, so what choice do you have?

Paregoric Baby here, also.
My first child's pediatrician (in the 70's) told me to dunk her pacifier in a shot of whiskey, drink the rest...and we'd both be fine.
In recovery now...many, many years. nttawwt

I grew up on Phenergan D.

Thank God the war on terror has made it affordable.

Choose silence.

Krokodil in my house... the drug that makes its own gravy.

Rumpertumpskin: Krokodil in my house... the drug that makes its own gravy.

OK now THAT is NASTY.
/I've read about it before here....UGH

Too expensive and it's unregulated. I'll stick with whiskey.

whoops... i meant this krokodil
stuff makes a guy link stuff all goofy-like.

Fark Rye For Many Whores: Cause it makes me feel like I'm a mom
When I put the smack into my babe
And I'll tell ya, he's not quite the same
It's a mainline to my shame



approves.

When you need an instantaneous cure!

DanZero: Erebus1954: [cdn.edu-search.com image 792x486]
When you need an instantaneous cure!
Consider my tiny fist shaken

Oooops. Yeah, cocaine drops are one of my old timey faves.

But to cure asthma you need cigarettes of course:



Dr. Batty indeed.

Take me down, little Susie, take me down
I know you think you're the Queen of the Underground
Send me dead flowers every morning
Send me dead flowers by the mail
Send me flowers on my wedding
And I won't forget to put roses on your grave

Spinnyr: Paregoric Baby here, also.
My first child's pediatrician (in the 70's) told me to dunk her pacifier in a shot of whiskey, drink the rest...and we'd both be fine.
In recovery now...many, many years. nttawwt

That's called a Binkitini.

Hack a file server: 25 years.
Kill a baby: 10 years.

Oh diamorphine, why do you have to actually work? Otherwise we could still use you for what you're good for

/Problem was dosage
//That and mum being a junkie.

Say what you will, but it certainly worked.