Mugato: I find if the baby won't stop screaming, heroin relieves the tension. I still don't know what to do about the baby though.
NuttierThanEver: Mugato: I find if the baby won't stop screaming, heroin relieves the tension. I still don't know what to do about the baby though.Why is the baby crawling on the ceiling?
Fark Rye For Many Whores: Cause it makes me feel like I'm a momWhen I put the smack into my babeAnd I'll tell ya, he's not quite the sameIt's a mainline to my shame
Burr: My daughter on the other hand doesn't like the taste. Of course, she is an evil little ginger with the lungs of an opera singer and the disposition of a honey badger (I still love her with every fiber of my being, but I won't deny that she is a terror, the red hair goes down to the bone) so nothing really helps her anyway..../she is getting better though
adenosine: you'd likely have to place it sublingually.
Petit_Merdeux: adenosine: you'd likely have to place it sublingually.How does whispering help?
Rumpertumpskin: Krokodil in my house... the drug that makes its own gravy.
Erebus1954: [cdn.edu-search.com image 792x486]When you need an instantaneous cure!
DanZero: Erebus1954: [cdn.edu-search.com image 792x486]When you need an instantaneous cure!Consider my tiny fist shaken
Spinnyr: Paregoric Baby here, also.My first child's pediatrician (in the 70's) told me to dunk her pacifier in a shot of whiskey, drink the rest...and we'd both be fine.In recovery now...many, many years. nttawwt
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