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(The Daily Press)   Convicted shoplifter told that he'll need to bring his own underwear to jail, goes out and steals some   ( divider line
    More: Dumbass, Maryland's Eastern Shore  
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2815 clicks; posted to Main » on 15 Jan 2013 at 2:51 PM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-01-15 02:54:54 PM  
2 votes:
Looks like his stealing career has hit the skids.
2013-01-15 02:59:57 PM  
1 vote:

doczoidberg: I do not understand why white is the default color for underwear.

It's completely idiotic.

What moron decided that should be the case?

Probably one of those weirdos that wipes their asses sitting down.
2013-01-15 02:55:25 PM  
1 vote:
I wonder if Les Miserables would have the same cultural significance if Jean Valjean spent 19 years in a chain gang for stealing underwear instead of a loaf of bread.
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