I love that "masturbation" appears in the title and in the link, and half the Farkers here still can't spell it.

Thread is probably dead, but I will go ahead anyway.

All the talk of "Pitch Perfect" being funny and good and all that jazz, this evening I procured it and proceeded to watch the film.

It sucks a bag of dicks. I don't say that lightly. I, only last night, in a fit of nostalgia, watched "Encino Man" and enjoyed it more than this one.

You guys are so mean, I took you seriously!

There's literally no part of her I wouldn't eat.

Wayne 985: elvindeath: Wayne 985: I love that "masturbation" appears in the title and in the link, and half the Farkers here still can't spell it.

I love the fact that even though everyone in the world knows that people who point out typos in Internet forum posts are the biggest possible douchebags, half the people still can't suppress their inner asshole enough to not point out how you hit the wrong key when trying to write a post from a phone with a 4 inch screen.

"E" and "U" are on opposite ends of the keyboard. They didn't write "mastyrbation" or "mastirbation." Try again.

As long as nobody says "begs the question" it's all good.

douchebag/hater: I was all set to have a full-on crush with her but at her Instagram site it turns out she is friends with that chick from 'Girls' - the fat, plain one with the bad tattoos.

'Girls' is terrible, this chick a leftist hack too young and stupid to know what she's talking about.

So let me get this straight correct...

You would have a crush on her, but you discovered through Instagram that she's friends with someone who has a different political stance than yours?

Pitch perfect was terrible, guys. You know it. Titanium? Good music? Really?

Wayne 985: I love that "masturbation" appears in the title and in the link, and half the Farkers here still can't spell it.

A good way to remember how to spell "masturbation" is that it's all about u.

BalugaJoe: she always looks constipated.

her teeth are so big she can't close her mouth all the way

/baba booey

You know, I believe you don't really know a woman until you know what the freckles between her tits look like. Bless you for this pic. Mother of God indeed.

Must I do everything?

Mad_Radhu: She was the ONLY good thing in the Twilight series. My wife watched a few of them on cable, and her character was the only one who seemed to be acting like an actual human being.

Well no shiat, Sherlock. The movies were about vampires and werewolves.

* Or unreasonable facsimiles thereof

My pretend girlfriend was killed by some kind of medieval knight.

imgod2u: KatjaMouse: abhorrent1: Not familiar with who she is but she's pretty cute. I'd watch her masterbate

She was the cute chick who got an Oscar Nom for the supporting actress category for her part in Up In The Air. She was also funny as Scott Pilgrim's sister.

I see you've opted to avoid the sparkly taint on her resume.

Look, if you're an obscure, young working actor and someone backs up into your driveway with a money truck what else are you going to say?

Not familiar with who she is but she's pretty cute. I'd watch her masterbate

hulk hogan meat shoes: I wanna be the meat in an Anna Kendrick and Jennifer Lawrence sandwich.

Good thing I have vacation time.... I'll be in my bunk for a week

I wanna be the meat in an Anna Kendrick and Jennifer Lawrence sandwich.